ok /v/, i am not a drawfag, but i want to have a good time with you
this is not a "rescue the princess" thread,
THIS IS A SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD THREAD
you have this items in the inventory:
5 med kits
1 9 mm pistol and infinite ammo
1 pickaxe
and your goal is kill or stop the villain
so 5,6 and 7 decides the first move
Shoot self with pistol.
Ram pickaxe into butthole.
Unload the bottomless clip and create a cute thick girl out of bullets.
Punch self in face
>>334742374
Throw pickaxe into wall
>>334743316
Fucking finally.
kill jester
>>334743353
>>334743316
GREAT, now the pickaxe is stuck
6 7 and 8 decides
>>334743648
Pull down your pants and masterbate
>>334743648
Shoot self in foot
>>334743648
Shoot at it to get it down
>>334743648
overturn infinite boolit box to create a mountain in which to scale to the top of whatever that is supposed to be
>>334743648
Perform a complicated maneuver involving a half a press in order to dislodge the pickaxe from the wall.
>>334743947
why you would shot the foot¡?
7 8 and 9 decides
>>334744221
QUICK, SHOOT THE OTHER FOOT SO IT EQUALS OUT!
just keep shooting at the satellite dish until it falls down
and use some medical supplies on the foot
>>334744221
Eat the bullets
>>334744479
you eat a small loan of bullets
but why?
8 9 and 0 decides
>>334744730
opps, my bad
>>334744730
Spit the bullets out a hypersonic speed, destroying whatever it is in front of you
>>334744870
you eat a SMALL LOAN of bullets
>>334744940
So what, a million?
>>334745098
fine.
you have destroy the pickaxe, now with what thing are you goona climb?
9 0 and 1 decides
>>334745303
Use your godlike powers and teleport to the top.
>>334744835
Defeat the villain.
>>334745303
Perform a super leap up to the top.
>>334745303
Effortlessly save the world.
>>334745303
Drink Kool Aid and become THE HULK
Then start dancing
>>334744835
>>334744439
what the fuck bruh
>>334745631
OHH SHIT,i din´t see that
>>334745303
Slam head into wall at maximum speed in an attempt to batter it down
>>334745680
alright, well reroll for >>334744439
then
Throw the gun to try and knock off the dish
>>334745303
eat more bullets, spit them out again and use bullet time to climb them up to the top of the building
>>334746386
fug it, reroll
>>334745303
Combine ammo with medikit
>>334745303
use the console and go to the enter
really? 1, 2 and 3 decides now
>>334746854
Shoot self with pistol.
>>334746854
Try to indirect fire bullets into that thing
>>334746854
Open a PORTAL to the villain's bathroom
>>334747063
what now
2, 3 and 4 decides
>>334747826
Flush some medkits
>>334747826
Shoot the toilet to get someone's attention
>>334747826
Shit your spine out into the toilet.
>>334747826
Clog the toilet with bullets, let the water run and wait for someone to come in
>>334748604
looks like thing are getting bad
3, 4 and 5 decides
>>334748903
Bash head on toilet until something good happens.
>>334748903
Build armor with bullets stuck together with medkit medical tape
>>334749342
Reroll to keep the thread alive
I believe at you, OP.
>>334748903
...keep going? Where are the mobs? Where's the villain? Where's the hot transvestite that wants your dick?
Shit thread desu
>>334748903
Start masturbating furiously, then cum on the villain's face whenshecomes in.
>>334749752
you are in the bath, and is not a trans, just need more people
>>334748903
Use bandages to craft bullet grenade
>>334749904
here is
>>334749834
sorry, SFW board
jesus Todd, your new game looks worse than Fallout 4
i'm not gonna buy it
>>334750590
use bulletgrenade on the damsel
