A person just woke you up and reveals to you that your entire life has been a simulated one, created for the sake of that person's research.
As a reward for your 'service', he offers you an opportunity to live in the world of a video game of your choice for the remainder of your life. What video game world would it be?
>>334718695
pokemon is always the answer to this every single time
Is Descartes the one doing the reveal? Cool.
I'd choose Animal Crossing. I want to pound Sable's pussy!
>>334719035
yeah you can fuck them
i mean, whats to think about?
Disgaea
>>334718695
FIFA 15
>>334719035
This Anon gets it. I can't think of the better setting.
You live in the futuristic city or rural area and get to fuck pokemons. What's not to love?
>>334719463
It's the real world in fifa, nothing is designed to be different from reality. That's one of the most retarded answers possible.
>>334718695
Morenatsu.
Star Trek, duh
I like my life. I would tell him to erase any knowledge of the conversation and put me back in with a little more money and such.
Fire Emblem or Pokemon honestly.
Fire Emblem because you'd get to wear cool armor and perhaps even be trained to use a sword, and I mean aside from when shit goes down with an invasion, it's a pretty standard medieval-esc life. Also because I'm awaifufag.
Also Pokemon, because that would be really cool honestly, and nobody ages.
>>334720076
>fire emblem
>a shithole of countries constantly at war
>medieval everything else
you're an idiot, that's the worst possible setting
Dragon quest v
Ace Attorney.
>>334719742
Wow, you're a fucking dweeb
Persona 3 because waifu
Artificial academy
>>334718695
Real life is a simulation. Didn't you see that experiment?
Skullgirls.
Even the fat chicks look good.
I think I'd choose something like wildstar, just because I could be a robutt girl and have an entire galaxy to live in
or I would choose dofus, simply because I really like the world of twelve
>>334720654
>not wanting to be /fit/
>not wanting to join up with a group of mercs and misfits and becoming bros.
>not finding the perfect waifu
>not wanting to become a legendary hero and slaying the dragon
Ima have to call your taste into question, sir.
>>334720076
What class would you pick senpai? Personally I'd go Mercenary --> Hero
>>334719035
this
>>334718695
If this means having somewhat similar abilities/skill as the main character(s), I'd go with Final Fantasy XII or KotOR.
Either marry a Viera or visit one of the beautiful planets of Star Wars or live my life in adventure.
Otherwise, as in, I'd be myself with no additional skills/abilities, I'd go with World of Warcraft. I know the world very well so that works to my advantage, and I'd be able to get work in plenty of areas and would do whatever it takes to marry a Draenei.
>>334718695
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3
>>334718695
First I freak the fuck out over being simulated
Then I calm down again because even if I'm simulated I'm still real
Then I start thinking about all of the awesome shit I could choose and settle on Pokemon
Then I realize that this might be a test and depending on my answer I might not get the reward until I've matured enough to give a correct answer
Then I ponder whether or not this figure is even trustworthy at all, conclude that I cannot know and assume the worst: he's an omnipotent and malevolent entity with respect to my current world and personal beliefs
Considering this, if he wanted to harm me he could have done so already, and if he is cruel enough to wait I don't have any hopes to begin with. It may be so that there is a set of actions on my part that'll allow me to at least escape relatively unharmed, but that in combination with this entity's malevolence seems unlikely, and even then the required set is far more likely to be impossible to accomplish or completely trivial and practically impossible to guess
Given that, I'll assume that the entity is at least going to require some sort of reasonable answer, but if he's omnipotent or even the lesser version where he can observe all my thoughts and actions but not predict them he will know this, too. So I still have no way of learning any truths.
As such I'll just do what my heart tells me to, which is to answer him truthfully and wholeheartedly:
Pokémon.
>>334718695
Touhou, to be with muh waifu.
>>334721645
>living in a literal shithole before indoor plumbing
>spend every day hoping you dont get fucking murdered
>have to go out and kill people every day because every country is constantly at war
>your waifu is just whatever chick you happened to be standing next to in battle the most
>have to follow blindly to the orders of your commander/tactician, even if it would get you or your waifu fucking killed
FE is fucking awful, you fucking waifufag
>>334718695
I would choose to live in the actual real world and not the fantasy made up one.
Escapism is unhealthy
>>334722916
meme
>>334718695
ONE TWO THREE FOURULTRAMAR MARINE CORE
>>334722427
>engaging endless barrages of enemy fire 24/7
good luck
>>334722916
so you would live as his assistant or something? or would you just ask him to dump you on the nearest planet and rough it?
>>334722916
>"alright great, here's a standard issued government house set up with modern standards of living and your monthly allowance"
>go on the computer and shitpost on futuristic /v/
What a time to be alive.
Artificial Academy
>>334718695
Wait, who was I really? Maybe that life is pretty cool. I could be married with kids or something.
>>334720654
That just means he'll have lots of opportunities to pair up with the girl of his dreams and have a long lasting career in the army.
>>334723408
I assumed you were someone he created solely to see what this simulated life would do for his research
>>334723203
>kill him
>steal his reasearch and sell it off to some Scarrans
>live out your life as a shittier version of Riddick
Stardew Valley. It's basically an idealized version of my childhood.
>>334723226
Actually yes! If the future isn't all that different from the simulacrum and I wont freak out about crazy tech - I'd love to live there. I can just buy simulated wives and sex with research neetbux too
>>334723203
>Entire life has been a lie for 24 years
>All of a sudden absolutely nothing matters. Absolutely nothing
>Still alive, with knowledge of 24 simulated years on a fake plane
>Have nothing to live for anymore though
Might as well attempt to assist a post-human entity, even if that means doing nothing besides watching
>>334718695
>There's a Toadiest One the Greatest somewhere out there laughing at "them fucking Humies"
Scary thought
>>334723616
Oh. well in that case i'd just ask him to put me back in the old simulation but super healthy, fit, and insanely rich.
Like, bring me a dolphin to shoot, i'm bored with life, rich.
>>334722916
fuck off marche
I want to live in Calradia, especially in Swadia Kingdom. I want to have small comfy fertile village farm. Enjoying every night in local mead hall, talking to local villagers.
>>334718695
Elder scrolls desu
>>334723805
Kek the Frog God is always watching.
>>334723805
I hope he releases the cyborg/robot update faster, or at least makes some end content. It should be boring to see humans take over the planet in just a couple thousands years.
>>334718695
I ask him to turn me in to a 10/10 brunette girl and and leave me here on Earth
>>334723798
>Might as well attempt to assist a post-human entity
>'so anon, about that porn you had'
>'wanna live it out for real?'
>>334719693
>Become rich
>play a "sport"
Sounds pretty good to me
I know not the name of where where she is, only that I desire to be with her above all things.
She has games, so it counts.
>>334718695
fuck i don't know i don't really like any of the worlds games that i played fuck i don't know i wish i knew
>>334722916
fuck off marche
>>334723110
Jokes on you, I think that sounds fun.
>>334718695give her the d ;^)
Atelier Arland obviously
>>334718695
CoC, where I work as a true paladin cleansing the land of furry filth and dickgirls
Solatorobo
Any other answer is the wrong answer and you literally cant prove me wrong.
>>334724863
>attempting to genocide the entire populace in your lifetime
>>334723894
>be villager in Calradia
>get pillaged
>get robbed
>get recruited into an army and killed in battle
Club penguin for sure.
>>334723894
This is a pretty terrible option desu
