>Feel lonely
>Play Dark Souls 3
>Summon someone for co-op
>When they appear I pretend that they can hear me and start to talk to them like they're a life long buddy
>When they kill an enemy I say things like "oh man, you've improved so much!" and "holy shit dude you're crazy!"
>I will tell them about my day but in the context of the dark souls world (instead of "I cried today" it would be "I lost all my souls today")
>Whenever they get de-summoned I take a deep breath and say "See you next time..."
>>334686145
you can use your microphone in dark souls, you do know this, right?
>>334686210
Yes, but it would ruin my reality if they responded like a normal person.
I'm an assburgers with ADHD and even I find this autistic as fuck.
Don't you have any friends to talk to?
>>334686145
Nice blog, retard
>>334686145
This better be a joke
>>334686145
Sorry to tell you but I was one of the summons and you actually enabled Voice Chat. I heard everything and laughed at you all the way through.
>>334686145
Nice blog, faggot.
>>334686145
Are you on PC? Because that shit happen to me, was fucked up.
>>334686565
Y-yes...
>>334686325
>German words
>Flag of finland
I don't get it
>>334686610
lurk
>Play singleplayer game
>RP like if it were an MMO
>>334686565
>having voice chat turned on
how pointless
>>334686716
What board
>Bow to host when summoned
>He bows back
>Bow to invader
>He bows back
It's a simple thing, but it's fucking comfy.
>>334686145
I'm sorry anon ;_;
>>334686145
Stop being miserable you shit.
>>334686145
Step it up, I talk as if someone was with me even when I don't even have a summon.
Sometimes it's actually funny and I consider Let's Playing for a nanosecond before discarding that idea again
>>334686751
It's a Krautchan reference
>>334686887
I admit I too sometimes explain things about the games I'm playing a "what if someone asked me about it", or sometimes my life and stuff.
>>334686887
I'd watch it.
>>334686145
next time enable your voicechat so I can scream at you
That is really sad.
>>334686325
Why is this in German? Shouldn't it be in Finnish?
Change the words to something more like "Autistitaaatakaaikt Perkliminionaaataka" it sounds more finnish.
>>334686145
Wow.
You're pathetic.
DUDE, YOU SUMMONED ME THE OTHER DAY
You definitely had your fucking mic on, because it was probably one of the weirdest experiences of my entire life playing a video game. You were just babbling on and on and I didn't want to say anything because I couldn't tell if it was some sort of joke and you were recording or whatever..
Jesus Christ man, either make sure you're muted or find an online buddy or something. This isn't healthy.
>>334687017
It's krautchan making fun of Finland for fuck sake
>>334686145
Holy shit this is so fucking embarrassing, I can't stop laughing.
>>334687342
Why would anyone here recognize krautchan references
/v/ is nothing but normies now huh
>>334687731
Yeh
>>334686145
10/10
Am reading again
>>334687686
only newfags like moot dont
>>334686145
>>334686145
>>334686145
>>334686145
Wow.
I talk to myself when I'm alone and I'm sure that's not entirely healthy.
Pretending to have a mute friend is on a whole other level though.
>>334686145
>>334686145
I know this feel, with a PMD and my Dead Frontier shitty mmo.
Kill yourself.
>>334686974
Shit I do this one too....Give really in-depth explanations of stories and game play in my head sometime as if explaining to someone who cared...
>>334686770
>always resting while summoning someone, then slowly standing up
>>334686770
>bow to host
>he sprints off to boss room without any response
>black crystals you out near the end of the boss lifebar
>messages later with "haha fag"
>bow to invader
>they stand there not moving
>suddenly appears behind you and 1hko backstab
>they taunt
>catacombs
>I'm fighting like 20 skeletons at the same time & the invader comes in
>finally finish off the last one with almost no health left
>sit down gesture
>red phantom bows then leaves
>>334691512
>running past army of skellies near broken wood bridge
>invader chops bridge as I begin to cross, attempting a meme kill for twitch feed
>run back to safety, bridge collapses, stranding him
>invader rendered useless
>spend the next 20 mins waving and making him dodge arrows
>he's out of estus, I drop down from ledge to pursue
>he bails because his offhanded tactic lost to my pathetic tactic
>DS3 has barely any reward for invasion success/defense
>DS3 has no penalty for disconnecting
at least I won in my mind
>>334686721
They're called RPGs for a reason
