tell yoshi bedtime story now
there once was a man
>>334685431
>>334685476
Who had eyes without a face
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP ALREADY YOU STUPID FAGGOT FUCK
once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died.
>>334685431
ONCE UPON A TIME SOME IDIOT FREEZE DRIED MANY POUNDS OF FOOD SO THAT IT WILL LAST FOR 25 YEARS OR SO AND NOW THAT ASSHOLE IS STUCK WITH HIS STOCKPILE OF GOODS IN A WORLD THAT CREATES ITS OWN PROBLEMS AND SOLUTIONS. THE STORY IS THAT THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING IN 2010, 2012, OR 2016.
once there was a very naught dinosaur who did not go to sleep so his master got very upset and did very bad things to him
>>334685476
Who lived in Japan
He owned a van
His name was Dan
>>334685431
Long ago, there was a beloved video game franchise called Paper Mario…
>>334686087
Don't tell him a sad story, he won't be able to sleep.
>>334685431okay okay okay okay okay okay
>>334685992
what bad things
>>334686335Goodnight Yoshi, edebedebedebedebde
>>334685431
Sleep tight Yoshers
>>334685476
NAMED GOLD ROGER, AND HE WAS KING OF THE PIRATESS
https://youtu.be/zl6IYFXiV50
>>334685620
He wanted to see the world. But the world did not want to see him
>>334685550
I see Loss
Well like they say in Brooklyn, "early to bed, early todie."
>>334686392
Don't listen to my grandmother, Hurt people, and smoke wit' cigawettes.
>>334685431
You are not real, the end.
>>334687043
Yah alright Anon
My wife and her son just vacationed at Yoshi Island. It's fucking real bud
There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died.
GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON
haha
>>334685431
I want to sleep in the same bed as Yoshi
>>334686584
"Mmmmm,DEATH"
