You're in GameStop when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>girlfriend
Nothing because I don't have one.
I thought he was gay.
[ATTACK]
>>334674828
I thought I was gay
>>334674828
Ness isn't gay.
>>334674828
he is pansexual
order a hotdog
>>334674892
i thought we were gay
Have an un-enjoyable period of time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfgjBG5uuM
>>334674927
Isn't that the especial snowflake way to say someone is gay?
>tfw you remember the shitty Sans drawings before the fanbase ruined everything
>>334674926
How do you know?
>>334675392
it's the special snowflake way of saying you'll fuck anything at this point
>>334674749
Do you ever wonder why we're here?
>>334674749
>skull is somehow able to blink
>>334675912
>Implying he's a skeleton
>>334674749
I've killed tougher skeletons than him, I'll be fine.
Delete the game, make a few overwrite passes over the sectors where it used to be. Whose fucking turn is it now you quitter?
>>334674749
She probably doesn't even feel it, as he's the weakest enemy who can only deal 1 damage
>>334676078
>implying its a he
>implying its not a skeleton
>>334674749
What the fuck makes him so interesting.
He makes jokes then suddenly shoves in your face how he knows shits going on.
And people treat that him like hes mysterious and sad
>>334676931
He pretty clearly knew something throughout the whole game, were you paying attention?
>>334674749
*slowly turn around*
*eye twitching from anger*
Hey bud I got a bone to pick with you!
*pull out my M16*
THUG LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
*blow his hard ass apart*
*spit on his corpse*
Tsk that will teach you to not treat a woman with respect.
>>334676931
Fans tend to think more of him than he actually is.
Personally, I found sans and his brother annoying.
reminder that the mods are deleting these threads for no reason
>>334674749
Tell her to eat a sandwich and learn to dodge.
>>334676931
projection
everyone identifies with sans because they think he's edgy and quirky and deep and nihlistic with a wicked sense of humor
>>334674749
I try to smack him back, but he just dodges, duh.
>>334677451
>Simply killing sans just like that
You would have 30 bones in your ass before you even got the chance to shoot
>>334674927
>>334677451
that's almost exactly the script of the hotdiggedydemon video
