Time for your physical, /v/
This isn't videogames
>>334655013
Skullgirls is videogames dummy
Where's the fucking lobby OP
Why is she one of the worst characters in the game?yet one of the best girls?
>>334654961
k can we start with my anus, i got some pretty bad hemorrhoids i need looked at
I'd like to request nurse Peacock, I don't want some cowtitted hag feelin' me up.
My appointment is at the Thursday, nurse
>>334655116
First time I ever had my ass checked by a nurse, it caught me off guard. I went into the physical fully expecting the turn your head and cough bit. Never happened. What did happen was I was asked to bend over, drop my boxers and spread my ass cheeks. That was some fuckin scary shit.
>>334654961
>tfw you will never be nursed back to health by a hot asian nurse with big tits and fuck her
>>334654961
fuck i wish i had a body like hers
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE
>>334655260
I wish you had a body like hers.
>>334655243
this is the best post I've seen in years
You can only choose one
>>334655243
how do people shitpost this hard without hurting themselves
how do i split a gif in half so i can just post peacock getting deep kissed without banned
>>334655243
>Iori
Stop shitposting Kyo
>>334655471
its therapeutic for some people
>>334655567
Best girl, sexiest girl, most fertile girl
>>334655567
>what are basic photoshop skills
>>334655567
with a knife
>>334655853
seriously tho what are they
>>334655243
Anon are you ok
>>334655918
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+remove+frames+from+a+gif+with+photoshop
>>334655243
Fucking christ man this is a couple weeks of pent up shitposting.
>>334655243
Should I call a doctor and see if anon is okay?
>>334655116
>had a 2 week vacation from college
>after coming back had diarrhea to the point of bleeding
>took so many carbon pills that had hemorrhoids for a month.
thankfully my diet of beans and grounded beef paid off
never again
>>334656057
dont worry i think i got it
couldnt use the superior apng version tho
>>334655243
Are you by chance, Australian?
>>334656292
there you go anon ;)
>>334655121
Here here
>>334655243
you shui the fuck up
you shui the fuck up
you shui the fuck up
you shui the fuck up
>>334656329
DELETE THIS
>>334655243
bueno
>>334655243
Saved for future reference
>>334655243
>>334654961
>you'll never be a shota with a huge cock and impress your female doctor during a physical
it hurts
>>334655243
Anon had a stroke, someone call a doctor!
>>334655243
years of 4chan all wrapped up in a single post.
>>334657008
>you will never be one of those, in general
I guess it could be worse.
Somehow.
>>334655243
>>334656292
i need you guys to post this in every skullgirls thread from now on ok?
>>334655386
But are they not all the same person?
>>334655243
that's some very gripping insight there, anon
ctrl f: no time for your curtain call.
Shoutouts to nobody actually playing the game :(
>>334657771
Let's up the dose
>>334655243
just making sure you aren't me
Cat abs
>>334658060
the best of 4chan.
post fat cat tats
>>334656292
Link to original version
>>334658186
But the only cats are lithe and one is metal so %0 fat.
>>334658060
4chan's greatest hits vol. 1
>>334658060
>>334658186
would you let her shove her hand up your ass?
>>334658246
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1134920
his nijie
http://nijie.info/view.php?id=44714
i dont think he has a pixiv but im not sure
>>334658424
Damn he must have let that build up for a while.
>>334658465
underboob > boob window > sideboob > cleavage
>>334658684
What about all at once.
>>334658862
taking a shower with bikinis on
what are they, 8 yr olds?
>>334654961
Okay.
>>334659208
Probably since cats age differently to humans. Still got to keep it PG for the rest of the population anon, you should know that.
>>334658862
are those even REAL catgirls
>>334659426
Just for you
Ready for your shot?
Let's up the dose!
LOBBY
O
B
B
Y
>>334658518
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1134920
Fuck's sake, it seems that half the drawfags out there can't get Peacock's leg's right. They're as like her arms, borged and wonky.
>>334659584
now we're talking
>>334659712
yea buts its not as widely known so they can get away with it most of the time
>>334654961
Thanks, nurse.
Kill one, fuck one, marry one
GO!
>>334660040
DELETE THIS
THIS IS A CHRISTIAN IMAGEBOARD
rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>334660582
Fuck right, kill middle, marry left.
sure, check my prostate first? Cancer's a bitch
>>334655112
no reversal or good wakeup
>>334660040
MUH DICK
>>334660582
>just one
YOU MONSTER
>>334660582
This here >>334660671
>>334660582
If fuck the nurse, marry the egyptian girl, and kill the red head
O dont know anything about the series so i hope i made the correct choice
>>334660040
YOU HAVE FUCK UP NOW SON ALLAH SHAME UPON YOU
>>334660787
You lost your blood
>>334660787
you fucked the biggest titties in the game
married the parasite which wants to destroy humanity
and killed the crowned princess of the canopy kingdom
Skullgirls is really only good for fap fuel.
And the porn. The game is pretty shit, but it's a great combination of fetishes.
Buckets of my children have been lost to these girls.
OH SHIT A LOBBY?
>>334660878
So i made the right choice?
Some one said physical?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Dieel9_Hg
>>334661031
unf
>>334661087
yes you with these niggas with best taste
>>334660671
>>334660768
>notgently caressing painwheel to help ease her suffering
Monsters.
>>334661361
I'd rather caress Ms.Fortune's entire body
>>334660582
fuck right
marry middle
kill left
I can't stress "fuck right" enough, however.
Any lewds of catbot?
My chest area hurts. It feels like a muscle around my heart/ribs and it hurts whenever I move my body in a different position, like laying on my side or hunching over.
>>334661630
Its called a cramp
>>334660582
>>334661605
This anon knows what's right.
>>334661798
It's been like this for a while now. I'd get it checked out, but I don't have insurance.
>>334661630
youre in love anon, dont bother seeing a doctor
its peacock isnt it?
>>334660582
Can I marry this girl instead?
Should I have my girlfriend give me a handjob or a blowjob right now?
wheres the titfucking
>Come into thread, expecting a lobby
>Only shitposting and lewds
I thought you played video games, /v/
>>334662287
Ask her for a steve job
>>334662206
Telling you its a cramp
>>334662273
No.
Because I am going to marry her.
>>334662435
You make a lobby then
>>334662535
Explain it to me and I'll tell her exactly what you say so she can give me a Steve job.
>>334662435
I'd play but my connection is garbage right now. Maybe some other day.
>visiting the pediatrician for my yearly check up
>very nervous, know she is going be touching my no-no place and I just started looking at boobies on the internet, can't get them out of my head
>she isn't wearing normal doctor apparel today, instead a low cut, floral sundress
>Ok Anon, time for your check up, let's get your height and weight first then go down to that room and wait for me, I'll be right there.
>everything going well, trying to keep my mind empty and not think about boobies, make my way to the room and sit patiently
>time goes on, getting bored, mind starts to wander, think of the huge pair I saw on the computer the other day, huge nipples with slightly puffy areolas
>think about what they feel like right as the door opens
>Ok Anon, let's get to it. It's been a while hasn't it, almost a full year. You sure are becoming such a big boy.
>does all the check up stuff, I'm worried because my groin area is already tense
>All right, so far so good, very healthy. Now I need you to drop your draws, can you do that for me?
>nervously drop them, as she squats down
>No need to be nervous Anon, this is perfectly healthy and just part of being a big healthy boy, like yourself. Now I just need to make sure you are taking good care of your penis, you have been peeling it back right and cleaning? I'm just gunna go ahead and check on that.
>from this point of view, I can see her chest in full looking down as she grasps the base of my penis with one hand and grasps the head with the other and slowly starts peeling back my foreskin
>my head got hot and I could feel the warmth in my cheeks as I blushed red while my no-no area tingled with pleasure and exploded in ecstasy right as she pulled the skin all the way back all over her chest
>Oh Anon, what a big boy. Don't worry about this, this happens more often than it should, but it's all part of being a big boy and growing up. No need to cry, big boy's don't cry.
>>334662672
Its where you get her pregnant, you then create a multimillionaire franchise, then leave her and and your child
>>334662968
Out of the question. Takes too long and I'm looking for instant gratification.
>>334662435
Never while I shitpost
>>334655567
very carefully
>>334657008
>you'll never be a loser with a small cock and make your female doctor laugh during a physical so much that she feels the need to "test" your pathetic dick
it hurts but it still turns me on desu
>>334654961
>okay anon, bend over, spread your cheeks and let me take your rectal temperature with my "thermometer"
>>334664170
that's a big cock
>>334664170
i wish i had a futa gf
so bad
>>334660582
Fuck Valentine, Marry Parasoul, Kill Eliza.
If I had to pick just one, Kill Eliza. God I hate that bitch.
>>334660582
Fuck Double
Kill Ms. Fortune
Marry Filia
>>334660582
Same as >>334661605
>>334654961
Got this shit on my Vita a week or two back because I wanted to try some fightan games. How do I git gud tho? I can barely pull off the combos in the tutorials right now
>>334664170
You have no idea how bad I want that.
>>334664395
I'm right there with you buddy. It hurts that it'll never become a reality.
>>334665786
I don't know, try playing tennis maybe that'l help
>>334658920
Isn't that just a bikini top.
>>334664170
is it gay to like feminine dicks?
>>334666138
Of course not
>>334664170
I don't know how that weird suit works but fuck if I don't love 'em.
>>334666138
Of course
>>334660582
Kill Eliza, Marry Parasoul, Fuck Valentine.
Fillia a best though
>>334661361
mine nigger
>>334661605
>>334662082
>>334665474
My niggas. Even though i'm done with the brown, i'd still go with this.
>>334662338
Christian board
>>334654961
Ok, but just a warning, last time I got a rectal exam I busted out laughing.
what does she smell like?
>>334669506
Cold steak
>>334669506
Elegance.
>>334661361
>tfw no loli to mold into a deadly fighting machine
So what does a prostate examination feel like?
>>334671081
Unpooping
>>334671081
It feels like something is in your ass.
>>334660582
Fuck/marry Parasoul.
Don't really care about the other two.
>>334666138
>big veiny dick going all the way up to her tits
that's not very feminine
>>334672023
No.
>>334672715
She's the bestest
>>334674868
>>334675592Neverever
>>334675907It's ok, we can count on Filia to grope her.
>>334676113
No anon, it's not ok. It will never be ok.
>>334655112
She isn't
Besides no characters actually bad in this game
I was playing through all the characters on storymode now that it's voiced and hearing so many character's voices for the first time makes me sad for the ones that couldn't be made playable.
I hope the game really takes off in Japan and maybe we can see more Skullgirls in the future.
>>334676113Source on that?
>>334676113
>doing doggy with Filia while Samson is glaring at you
>>334677072
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49960579
>>334677072
No ,sorry anon, that's my secret.Just kidding: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=49960579
>>334677262
I think he's only groping her butt.
>>334677262
Would it be better if he was doing the ahegao thing?
