Heavyweight champ here, how many times have you been roundhouse kicked by me?
DSP just beat him after ~ 70 deaths
jej
Shitstomped both my sunbros, and even kicked one of them off into the abyss. But then I just killed him by myself first try. Why bother with sunbros when they are trash 90 percent of the time.
Is his halberd any good in pvp?
>>334629780
>70
Classic DSP.
>>334629780
MY SHIELD CAN'T PARRY
>>334630283
>i haven't played the game
I beat Champion my 6th try, Pontiff took me nearly 50. I'm so glad I beat him solo on NG now I can never feel bad about summoning for him. Pontiff was seriously some fucking Grade A dogshit design. This isn't Bloodborne Miyahacki.
>>334630441
I summoned for pontiff and the final boss. I felt like shit so I started a second playthrough without any summoning. Only boss I did was the abyss watchers because I was saving souls and titanite for farron gs my favorite weapon.
>>334630981
I only summoned for Pontiff and Nameless King
Final boss I would feel like cheating summoning for
>>334630981
I summoned for Pontiff and Dragon Armor because getting to them got me so pissed off I wasn't in the mood to deal with that bullshit
>>334631248
I summoned for princes because the run up the stairs was pissing me off
>mfw finding out theres a shortcut behind the 4 knights
>>334630441
It only took me 3 tries to down pontiff, using an Estoc and primarily dex/end build. Currently level 49, think I was like 45 when I killed him.
Were you using a slower weapon or something? I found him super easy to jab a few times then dodge.
>>334631246
I summoned for the final boss and I felt like I was cheating it sucked
>>334631248
Me too
Fuck dickwraiths, fuck curved swords, and Fuck those goat things. Other than that the bosses didn't give me any trouble I just had no estus.
>>334631375
If it wasn't for that shortcut I would have probably quit the game right there.
Those fucking knights can kill me faster than the boss
>>334630441
I think the only boss I summoned to beat was Pontiff, and that was just Anri because I wanted to do her storyline
>mfw finding herwith the cross impaled through her face in the darkmoon tomb
>>334631675
>that one goat who jumps on you
Goddamn that nigger made me rage so hard, died like 4 times to him before finding out I can just walk past the bridge after the bonfire to get there.
>>334629780
I am fucking excited for the compilation
>>334631895
>tfw when he fucks your face
>>334630441
I beat the Pontiff on my own on my first try with an Uchigatana
Git gud
>>334631895
>His grab attack launches him away to a safe distance
>If you get close he spams a jump attack that takes 80% of your hp
>infinite poise so will always be able to jump attack after 1-2 hits
epic
Oh hey, a complete version of the champ's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R415WZruPdE
Took me like 3 tries. Fun boss, just dodge everything
>>334632201
At least there's like 2 of those assholes in the game and both of them are optional, thank fucking christ.
Now Jailers on the other hand ...
>>334629645
Hi Gundyr, can you count how many times I parried you in this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9IfEM2Pjo
>All these people summoning whenever they face difficulty
>It's an instant win after that
This thread is just proof that /v/ is fucking casual.
>>334632752
6 times
>>334631675
Fuck that nigger, he made me break a controller. I thought I had to pass him to get the covenant.
>>334629645
Beat you first try.
>>334632963
Meant for
>>334632201
>>334631895
>>334629645
> Heavyweight
> Being this casual
> Fat boy rolly polly
> No quick based Milky Ring pollys
Also:
> Actually using Heavy Armour
> Not using Smough's set over this set
Just stop anon, you're bring more casuals to the series.
>>334632880
> Casual
> Playing video games
Settle down, pretentious fuck.
Games are played to have fun, not to show off your 360 LEET OMG MLG MOUNTAIN DEW TREY SHOT
skills.
>>334629645
ASHEN ONETHAI KIKKU
>>334632752
shit...
>>334629645
Iudex Gundyr is harder.
>>334631246
>dsp can do it without summons and you can't
>>334633462
>Games are played to have fun, not to show off your 360 LEET OMG MLG MOUNTAIN DEW TREY SHOT skills.
I agree, games can also be played in a casual way. I never said playing like a casual was bad or anything, I'm not judging just stating the fact that people do summon when they find a boss hard.
So what triggered you exactly? The fact that you need help whenever you feel like the game starts being challenging, do you feel bad for it or something for reacting this hard at my post that wasn't trying to devaluate anyone, just stating.
>>334633846
>dsp did it
>pontiff
>After 42 deaths
>>334633846
That just means I don't have the patience of him
I beat champion gundyr on my first try, whereas he took 70
>>334633930
>>334633936
It means he can at least be bothered putting the effort in and you can't. Objectively he is a less casual player than you
>>334633930
>>334633846
Who's dsp
>>334634026
It's his job, he can waste his time doing it.
He's still shit if it took him 42 tries, I did all the bosses in 1-3 tries so I'm the best fuck you.
will DSP even be able to do nameless king?
I don't think you can brute force it like that
>>334634118
ehh beat him first try, not that hard.
>>334634117
You couldn't do pontiff and he could, bottom line
>>334634045
The worst player in the world.
Search him for This is how you Don't Play
>>334629645
I think 3
>>334630441
Pontiff was pretty doable with a heavy clunky ass weapon. Just stay close and keep a shield up if you use one.
>>334634045
A guy who pretends to be retarded on youtube for money and people here eat it up
>>334634413
>He uses shields
I share this board with those casuals?
>>334631854
>mfw I impaled her
>>334634235
no one cares about you nigger
sorry
>tfw grinded souls
>did 90% of the bosses overleveled
>Had 30 vit, end and vig and just tanked damage
>tfw 1 shot all the bosses
>>334633887
You really do care a lot about what people do and don't do in videogames.
Why?
>>334629780
He beat Dancer and Oero the Consumer King first attempt, and he was actually making good progress through the game and didn't grind at all? Where did it all go wrong?
>>334634621
You just responded to my lie so you care, I'll continue fun posting because of you.
>>334634468
Every fucking time, its like you mouthbreathers are waiting for a post that has the word shield in it.
>Beat 90% bosses first try
>Can't for the love of god avoid getting one-shot by Dancer
Is there a way to survive her grab if I have enough health? Currently at about 12 vigor
>>334634714
>Dancer of the "Telegraph everything 2 hours before it hits" and King "just stay under me" Oreo
>Hard
>>334634491
>mfw I impaled her
Beat him in like 7 tries. He's relentless but at least he fights fucking fair. Really fun fight, like an Artorias on steroids. Now those faggot ass princes in the other hand....
>>334634882
Eh, I found the princes pretty fun.
>>334635006
That thumbnail looks like he is outside the professor's house from powerpuff girls
Fuck you Gundyr
I died to you way more than I should have
>>334634235
You aren't DSP.
The only good bosses in this game and their official ranking:
Great
Nameless King, Soul of Cinder
Good
Abyss Watchers, Champion Gundyr, Princes
Okay
Pontiff Sulyvahn
Everything else is either barely alright or just straight up terrible.
Anicent Wyvern and Yhorm the Giant are a joke.
High Lord Wolnir and Deacons of the Deep are just pure retardation.
>>334634768
Yeah, but you will likely die on the follow up anyway
>>334633887
What, I'm not even the guy you replied to, but you're one pretentious, backpedaling, bullshitting faggot. You strongly implied everything you keep telling us you didn't "say."
I bet you're trying to get a degree in classics or history or something else retarded, where behaving the way you are is the only way to have things to write about to bullshit for marks.
anyone else cheese the shit out of the old demon king?
Beat him after about 5 tries. One of my favourite bosses from the game
>>334635635
yes, I think he's meant to be weak to ranged, so I don't think it's cheesing
not like you can kill pontiff with a bow easier than a sword
>>334635635
If by cheese you mean use a broadsword then yes.
That weapon is literally the most broken thing in the game.
>>334635558
Although they weren't typical boss fights, I loved yhorm and deacons for their atmosphere and unique fights, having siegward with yhorm made it all the better
I liked the way the deacons centred around the archdeacon and all contributed to the curse mass, made the fight feel a step above from normal multiple/mob bosses
>>334634714
Dancer was definitely glitched. She just stood there doing nothing while dsp was hitting her.
how the fuck do i dodge albitches arrows?
>currently stuck on Dancer
>nearly beat her on my first try starting with half health and 1 estus charge
>>334635746
The music for the deacons was top notch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdMP8YmHG4s
>>334636064
just keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
How can anyone have trouble against this guy? I'm using the claymore and still beat him first try.
>>334636064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk
>>334636078
This happens to me so fucking often in these games
>>334635746
I had no idea the deacons could all channel a curse until I watched my friend play it. Really wish it would kick in right away instead of this slow as shit burn. If you focus down the sweet pope that fight is over in seconds.
>boss literally one hit away from death
>have enough stamina to continue with one last hit
>my autist does a kick instead
wanted to stick my ps4 up miyazakis ass
How can ANYONE have trouble on X? It was so easy, I beat it on my first try ;)
>>334635558
>Nameless king
>Good
2nd phase maybe, 1st phase is filled with a terrible camera, probably the worst camera they've ever had in a souls game.
>>334636614
Yeah I don't count that as Nameless King, that's a different boss fight against the Storm King.
sup
>>334636567
fucking this, I don't think I've ever actually used kick against enemies. Only accidentally.
>>334636908
It's a mystery why its still in the game seeing as you can beat pretty much any shield enemy by spamming R1 until you break their block
