How can one man be so bad at games and just keep going?
>>334577149
What a coincidence, I just watched him Being Analblasted by Champion Gundyr
>>334577149
>1200
This is a shoop?
>>334577149
No one older than 15 cares. Please fuck off and do your homework or you're grounded.
>>334577371
He has like 200 deaths in DaS3 so far.
>>334577149
He can't cheese with magic in this one, eh?
He's always getting copies full of bugs
>>334577149
1200 deaths in what game? I doubt I've died that many times in all the souls games put together.
>>334577454
1200*
>>334577412
I think GG and JTron hardly qualify for attention seekers but yeah to the rest
>>334577539
DeS
>soul duped his way to lvl 97, cheezed everything with soul spear
DaS
>summoned for every boss fight, including Quaelag
DaS2
>cheezed everything with lightning spears, summoned for the bosses he couldn't, rage quit the DLC
DaS3
>nearing 200 deaths
Not to mention he spends more time looking at the stream chat for help than he does playing the game.
>tfw Phil beat RE4 faster than me
Should I end it all, fampais?
>>334577804
No.
You should keep playing until you can do a knife only run blindfolded.
>>334577789
>how dare he use mechanics that exist in a game, but don't fit my arbitrary definition of a 'true' playthrough!
He's making money.
>>334577874
>defending DSP
contemplate your life, famalam
>>334577789
He didn't rage quit the dlc. I remember him finishing every single one.
>>334577874
>get a load of this casul.jpg
>>334577412
Smells like jealousy
>>334577968
You're right, he did rage quit the Bloodborne DLC, because he couldn't kill the first boss.Pretty sure he was in NG+, though.
>>334577412
I really think Vinny should be up there due to his selling out lately
>>334577968
he rage quit zad and lud fight
and bloodborne dlc,
>>334577968
Pretty sure he failed to complete Crown of the Ivory King, he kept getting destroyed by those reindeer demons, not to mention the boss
>>334577874
>duping
>stream holding his hand entire playthrough
>pre nerf faith caster build
How does it feel to be retarded anon? Please go back to Youtube to defend your king in the comment sections.
>>334577789
Didn't he also use the item dupe glitch in Bloodborne to overlevel himself to fuck and back?
Why are you so obsessed with other peoples lives and what they do?
Do you not have a life of your own or something? Because some of you fags spen most of your day everyday watching and talking about e-celebs.
Because he's likable. Genuinely stupid people are fun and charming, like animals
>>334577789
Not to mention he summoned his fans in DaS and they gave him +10 everything
>>334578052
From Vinesauce? How has he sold out?
>>334578109
go away KG
>>334577712
lolevery person in that picture literally makes a living off of being an attention seeker, even the people you like, deal with it
>>334578107
Yep and he still struggled with a lot of the early bosses. He was like level 40-50 when fighting Amelia and still managed to die like 7 times.
A few streams in he was already using some of the most OP items in the game, all through the magic of "exploring off stream".
>>334578125
Oh yeah he had the gravelord sword around sen fortress.
>>334577789
He got up to the first boss of the Bloodborne DLC, had his ass handed to him more than 30 times and quit it too.
Money.
why is this guy such a huge meme?
i don't frequent /v/ but i see posts about him every time i'm here
>>334578229
His rant at the end of that was literally "THINK OF THE CAUSALS!"
>>334578209
But you can get that after he asylum?
>>334578229
BORN OF THE BLOOD
>>334578308
viral marketing
that's all it is.
so people are like 'who is this fag' and google him or open his shit videos in the thread etc.
use ad block or don't watch more than 20 seconds, or use archive.is or whatever.
>>334577149
Can't wait for the TIHYDP.
The DaS ones are usually the only ones worth watching, aside from the GTA and Crash Bandicoot ones.
>>334578308
He's notorious for being generally obnoxious and awful at games. Whenever he fails, he blames the developers and everyone but himself. People discovered this and made compilations of his fails dubbed "This Is How You Don't Play..."
Here's a good starting point:
http://youtu.be/NSH39aiTx2A
>>334578401
Holy shit, leave your basment and remove your tinfoil hat.
>>334578209
Getting the sword is easy and you can get it early if you know how, but he didn't know and he is shit. You could tell it was given to him since it was +10
>>334578401
Except DSP hasn't really gained anything from the shitposting about him here or on YouTube. He's in debt and his fanbase is dwindling.
>>334578334
You need to get through the catacombs, avoid a titanite demon, grab eyes of death and then jump into a half-open coffin in order to get transported to Nito.
knowing Phil he'd die to graveyard skeletons before even entering the catacombs
he also had the drakesword (still couldn't kill Quaelag solo)
>>334578334
Sure you can, but DSP hadn't put a step in the catacombs at that point
>>334578561
That's a point. I forgot how hard it can be. Took me a while to do.
>Reminder that someone made fanart for DSP, had him use it on his intros for various videos, report him for copyright infringement, delete a whole bunch of videos in fear of having his channel deleted which resulted in him being knocked off the search pages for most games, resulting in him losing exposure
>>334577149
I kind of get why he was popular at one stage because he has been uploading content forever, but why the fuck if you wanted to watch people play games nowdays would you pick DSP over any of the thousands of others?
>>334578401
The only people giving him money are the people downloading his videos to put in compilations.
Even those videos aren't that popular now. Everyone's making fun of Lowti3rgod at this point.
>>334578751
Reminder to get a life and stop spending all day obsessing over e-celeb drama
>>334578401
this seems super tinfoilhatish but i can believe that 100%
honestly don't know if i could shitpost about crap i don't believe in all day long.
>>334577149
Wait, so he's playing without the chat holding his hand all the time?
>>334578463
This. Best TIHYDPs.
Though sometimes the RE ones have its moments
>mfw DSP left Chris without weapons just before the first fight with Alexia
>>334577149
That's his schtick and even if it wasn't he's a 30yo dude.
He's getting worse everything by the minute.
>>334578808
If you use Adblock, he doesn't. He mustn't get much ad revenue anymore because he needs Patreon to make end's meat.
>>334578861
>honestly don't know if i could shitpost about crap i don't believe in all day long.
You underestimate the literal autism of people on this board. There are people who spend all day on e-celeb twitters, Facebook, youtube, websites reading all their or watching videos, posts and articles.
They tehn spend even more time obsessing over them by comming to /v/ and making threads like this.
I don't know what is so entertaining about spending all day obsessing over e-celeb drama but there are people that do it all day everyday.
>>334578764
believe it or not, early DSP was decent, just a normal dudebro fag playing like a dudebro fag would. But then came the youtube moneys and everything changed.
>>334579004
I wonder how long he thinks he can continue playing video games for a living.
40s? 50s? At some point people will stop watching and then what?
He beat the dancer in 2 tries, all the while she is the most whined about boss in /dsg/.
>>334579073
If you use adblock you are literally stealing from him.
>>334579153
He also beat Katanafag on his first try which many people took 3-4 times to beat.
>>334579153
The fuck boss was mad easy
>>334579123
No he wasn't faggot. He was a laughing stock in the FGC and got bullied out of SRK.
>>334579292
no bully!
>>334578463
Watch Jak & Daxter TiHYDP, trust me. Either the first one or the sequel.
>>334579340
>and even smaller minds discuss video games
>>334578308
His reviews are good and honest, as opposed to the vast majority of YouTube reviewers, who exist only to pat people on the back for their $60 purchases, take implied bribes, and hate on objectively terrible games literally no one is defending.
Too bad he sucks at actually playing video games.
>>334579004
>he's a 30yo dude.
what does age have to do with playing games. go away 12yr old
>getting worse everything by the minute
yeah, youre 12
>>334579376
Oh man that was painful to watch but entertaing at the same time. I don't recall correctly but I think it took him like half the game to discover the double jump or some shit like that.
>>334579153
>waifu boss
>most talked
Geez I wonder why
My first run through Dark Souls I used the Drake Sword.
I eventually improved and managed to do a lvl 15 run through everything, but the thought that I cheesed my first playthrough still haunts me.
I honestly feel sorry for him from all the shit he gets. The guy has such a dedicated community of people who would want him living in the streets if they could.
The guy should honestly just get a real job and take a step back from the whole youtube gamer "job".
>>334577712
Jontron is fucking trash and one of the bad ones in that image. His voice makes me want to smash a fucking rock over his head
>>334579649
I bet he could do it half time. Get a halftime job in the morning, stream in the afternoon, is not like he puts tons of effort into editing anyway. That would be better for his mental health.
>>334579649
But Anon, that would be the sensible thing to do.
This is DSP we're talking about, though.
>>334579649
youtube isn't his job. He makes no money. He survives off patron.
>mfw he spend 3 hours on ludwig in BB and just gave up
fucking kek
does this guy stream? if so post his twitter so i can follow and check it out
>>334579581
Dude if you ever reach mid 30 without developing some sort of medical condition consider yourself extremely lucky.
>>334578140
He hasn't.
He is just trying to sell his album and mention it maybe sometimes in streams.
It isn't selling out to sell their own stuff.
>>334579153
Is he summoning? Judging from invasions I assume every shitter is just summoning and using a basic sword and shield.
>>334579946
>hating on based Dunkey
>liking DumbassPhil
>/v/ approved
Oh, ok, makes sense. y'all have no taste
>>334580074
>dunkey
>>>/reddit/
>>334580000
Quads confirm.
Old farts BTFO
>>334580000
czeching
>>334578507
>>334578556
>>334578808
>>334578861
This is just how marketing works.
Why is it such a foreign concept to you? We're past the days where the only commercials available were on TV and on bilboards.
For those saying 'he has nothing to gain', well, there's a reason you're here talking about him now. It's building a brand and an exposure, so just seeing his face means you know where to go to give him views or visit his patreon, every person who sees this thread is a potential 'fan', drawn in by the chance to criticize him for his bad gameplay etc.
It's a generic youtube celeb and this is his daily shill thread. He isn't making them, he pays any of thousands of little companies to do this to build him into a brand.
>people think basic net biz is a conspiracy
jees niggas, study something other than art
>>334580170
Leave your basement, get a life outside of the internet.
>>334580170
no i fully understand and believe there are viral marketers on 4chan, probably most big boards. i just don't get how you'd get that job. i'm a top notch shitposter but even i don't think i'd like to go against my beliefs for 14 bucks an hour
>>334580240
you've got to be a newfag to not see these things
>>334580054
He is playing most of the game unkindled. Dunno why, maybe he is afraid of invasions, or maybe he just ran out of embers.
>>334580170
Anyway, if you really cannot resist the allure of people pretending to be bad at things so you can backseat gamer them, then atleast:
Use adblock/ublock
archive.is his videos when posting on here
etc.
And if you don't like his product, don't post in his threads or argue with people in these as they're usually just here to set up content to bump, including saying dumb shit
>>334580240
>defending e-celebs from his basement.
top jej
Remember lads, be a wise and wary consumer. Only buy into shit you really enjoy and not because someone was pulling at your feelings/emotional needs to watch someone be purposely bad at things you like etc.
>>334577149
>His DaS3 playthrough is already 91 parts long
>Part 88-91 is just 106 minutes of him dying over and over to Champion Gundyr
What the fuck?
>>334579974
he streams most days at 3pm EST
>>334580597
That's normal for this dude. he uploaded 2 hours of him dying at Pontiff Sulyvahn and three of him dying at Ludwig in BB
His rage against Looking Glass Knight and Smelter in DaS2 is legendary
>>334578463
>Crash Bandicoot ones.
Will he ever play other two in the trilogy? Crash games do get easier, but he'll still be fucking horrible at them because he can't execute things worth a damn.
>>334579627
How did you even know about the Drake Sword at first? Did you purposefully spoil yourself before playing? Because that's fucking retarded and why would you do it?
>>334581771
Not that guy but shittons of messages like weakness: tail or shit like that or just try it out of curiosity.
>>334578881
Oh on the contrary, he's constantly looking at chat hoping that they'll help him out, I doubt he'd be able to get this far into the game without the chat holding his hand. It's DeS all over again.
>>334581697
He played Crash Bandicoot 2 a while back. Doubt he'll play any more of them, though.
>>334579452
His reviews are good out of context, he actually comes off as a reasonable person in those videos. But then you actually go and watch him play those games and the playthroughs are nothing but bitching and moaning at how bad the game is, how horribly broken the core mechanics are and how the developers are fucking morons for XY.
He just panders to what fans of those games want to hear, that's why he gave games like Dark Souls 1 a relatively high score, despite struggling through the entire game and saying he wouldn't bother with the series unless he was getting paid to play them.
