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FFA
Starts in 3 minutes
First for you all some ugly ass niggas
>>334561485
underage b&
>Start holding off the waifus with my dog partner dead
>Communication error
>>334561526
I'm old enough to be posting on this board, which makes me older than you
>complain when its nothing but tourney stages
>complain when its nothing but omegas
>complain when its boss stages
>complain when its BIG stages
>complain when its casual stages
nigga i dont give a fuck any more Im choosing whateverI fucking feel like
I was a bad partner Raf, I apologize.
first for teams are garbage
PENIS HAHAHA
WayFoo is my dude.
Well that just happened...
>>334561719
Now you're getting it.
i put the fear in that ness
>>334561875
But really, sorry WayFoo. I'm usually decent, but I randomly get kicked around some matches.
Durango, get a better connection ffs
>>334561719
There's nothing fun about fuckhuge stages, you cannot possibly like palutenas temple
>>334562028
>that pic
Wow Mario's an asshole
>>334562040
You're fucking retarded kid. WayFoo is an actual tournament player, he would kick your ass any day of the week
>>334562084
complain more
>>334562028
I still get a kick out of Toad's face
>>334562135
How is that relevant to what I said?
>playing decently
>get hit by stage hazard 5 times in sequence
Well, not gonna win this game!
>>334562330
Top kek, WayFoo will tear that cocky ass up. Keep talking shit.
-Spooky
Damn, the n64 stages were really good.
is their a way to harden up a soggy taco shell?
>its a DDD lags his way to victory match
>it's a Bayonetta is a fucking faggot episode by trying to do the same fucking combo episode, with Kirby just staying in the ledge doing jackshit crossover episode
>Actually playing the Duck Hunt Stage
More fun than most matches I've had tonight
My god Falco, thanks for hunting some ducks with me.
Suck a big:^)))))))jipC
Can you guys name a few people that are on please, don't wanna get boring fights with shitters
>>334562946
Was trying to kick you back up dude
>>334562946
I tried to save you DK. GG bellabean
>>334563095
Fuck off
>>334563095
(You)
>>334563095
Not me.
>>334563095
(you)
>>334563095
The Poster Above is telling the Truth
The Poster Below is False
>>334563095
name some shitters and I'll tell you who is on
>>334563095
(me)
>Jigglypuff v. Dedede Charizard and Bowser
Sorry Jonathan
>mario maker
yeah nah, enjoy the match guys
That was the first time I played Pirate Ship since Brawl, though that doesn't make me any less of a retard for dying to the ship twice
>Everyone hates Duck Hunt
>>334563095
JTM
Penta
JipC
Patrick
PuffPatrol
Christian
Garrett
Jitaxis
Josh
Luis
candy
the kid
Abdul
Alex
Capt.Jiggz
Connor
Danny
JMac
Joey
Jonathon
Kris
>>334563738
Kill yourself, my man
>>334563738
Who are half these people
>>334563863
circlejerk wannabe confirmed
>>334563863
I think he just read off the participant list
>>334563395
I meant it in general, I just want to have some good matches, like with Lamato, Dayman, OddGod and aloof or just anyone that can hold their own well
>it's a kirby's team up on me episode
>it's a i lose my 3 stocks in under a minute episode
alright fuck this no point in playing if you're shit at this game
>>334563510
I played like shit that match, so I deserve last place.
>>334563939
then don't play you fucking faggot piece of fucking filth
go to fucking reddit, you belong there
there you can actually suck some "pro gamer" cock you cock wobbler
>>334563738
Ehh seems boring, guess I'll just wait for tomorrow
>>334563939
What's with this OddGod meme? He's super average
>>334563863
Those are the Mii Names, not In Game Tags that you're probably used to.
>>334563939
>Lamato
>le half my damage comes from the bombs I hit myself with guy
>>334564023
He's alright. His Olimar gives me trouble, I don't really recall his other characters.
Jiggly what the fuck even killed you?!?!
>>334563863
He just read the rank on the tournament lol
>>334563951
I agree you're shit and shouldn't play
>>334564194
my shield broke
>>334563939
>le tech monkey TL who just wants to play without all this attention
>le typical FG captain memer
>le totally average player why would you even list him
Who the fuck is this?
>>334563951
I have no idea what Bell's problem is, he has been doing this for like 3 weeks straight even though people keep telling him to fuck off
>>334564023
I'm pretty sure he mains diddy, which I haven't seen him play in FFA because FFA is just for jokes and goofs
>>334564410
I think he was a Rosa fag.
>>334564130
>>334564410
>>334564472
Kek all these newfags
>>334564330
probably just a wannabe Tripfag who things this is some kind of clique where The Well known Tripfags are on the inside.
Especially since he said he wants good matches but literally just named people who are shit, or just goof around the whole time.
>>334564592
>newfags
He literally only played Rosalina the first like 3 weeks straight of /v/eekends
>>334564592
sure i am
Joining
>>334564592
Are there new people? I see the same guys every week. I don't blame them though, as you can see the circlerking and drama has pretty much become norm
Candy play Villager you faggot.
You're not allowed to change from that character until I fucking beat you.
kek coldramen you need to learn the height of marth's recovery
I was not ready for the strength of AMERICA at the end there, Mario.
That was super satisfying watching a villager who's messing around beat a Corrin trying hard
Why was that wii fit match so laggy? like holy shit, every other input was getting dropped
So who do you guys think the most handy Player here is?
No, this is not an opening for circle jerking, and Im not asking who's the best.
Just the person who seems to know how to handle and play best. It doesn't matter if they're always winning, or stuck in the losers pit (lol, This a /v/ FFA tourney, nothing is gonna be accurate) Just someone who seems to know the game very well.
>>334565153
Le I'm not garbage I'm just fucking around Slammajamma
200%
From what I've fought recently, coldramen is pretty good. Cloudfag is pretty alright aswell
>>334565203
On the tourney right now, Kek and Penta are pretty damn good compared to everyone else. And the Olimar player.
>>334564904
He goes way higher than I thought he would. Every time the bullets hit me I kept telling myself LOWER GO LOWER. It was pretty funny though.
>>334565284
meant for
>>334565203
>>334565290
Why is kek always listed as so good? I'm not seeing it.
>>334565284
Okay and horrible, respectively
>>334565348
Just a smart player who executes everything well.
>>334565284
Cloudfag isn't good. He is actually only mentioned because of how hilariously bad with Cloud he is.
>>334565290
>>334565348
>kek good
pls
>>334565348
He's not, you're replying to someone who is terrible
>>334565290
>(player) is pretty damn good compared to everyone else
Stop fucking posting this holy shit its just fucking FFAs, we all suck here we dont have to circlejerk this hard. I've seen this said about like 20 people now and I'm sure none of them have ever played each other outside of these tournaments
>tfw afraid to touch the main stage the whole time because of smash/punch spamming DK and projectiles everywhere from kek and the meme mii
>>334565632
You can tell when someone is good at the game, we know it's free for all and people are picking retarded stages.
>>334565727
Penta is because he literally goes to tournaments and has been on stream. He also beats everyone in /ssbg/ with his secondaries
Welcome to my world, motherfuckers.
Jesus Christ this lag is obnoxious
>It's a Mario Maker Stage was selected Episode
Nope. Enjoy the Match guys.
>>334565695
grow a spine and fight here like a meme you shit
>>334565787
So what's your point? The question was who was good.
I am not a good Bowser. But breaking a shield made me aroused. Is that normal?
>>334565984
Only all the time.
>>334564386
I can't help it, other people just want to. Im not gonna attack a guy who I know is being friendly. Its not like i organize them, it takes more than one to make a team
>>334565787
>because he literally goes to tournaments
And gets bodied
>>334565965
only penta is, noone else
>>334565864
Are you autistic?
>>334565884
Usually I would agree but cmon that layout wasnt even that bad
I was rooting for you Lonk
>>334566053
You can help it by not enabling the annoying faggot. Knock it off autist
>>334565931
nigga hitboxes were covering the entire thing half the time
I had to go for that Ayy
>>334566062
he wins most of them since he's the second best rosalina in the universe
>>334566189
>play G&W
>choose Flat Land
>happen to win
Wow this guy's having fun. He must be autistic
I swear to god if there is 7 minutes of plumber vs dog on great cave offense i'm going to lose it
>teams tournament got 20ish entrants
>FFA already has 37 and is growing
Thats a fact, guys
>>334566554
I'm going to need you to spell out what you're implying here
>>334566525
Oh I idle'd out dude, that Mario is now a lvl 1 CPU I think. My bad, should've SD'd out instead. kek, enjoy the match
>>334566525
I think they idled out and were stuck watching npc's play
>get a delicious stage spike on Meta
>Ganon spikes me right after
Why Ayy. Why.
>>334566554
>implying
>>334566189
When you go to bed tonight, you should think about the person you've become
>>334566665
Lmao
>>334566645
>>334566624
Does idling out not count against the 10min ban for leaving matches?
also fuck this there's going to be 5 minutes of this shit
>>334566721
Last time I did it, I got a 1 minute ban
>>334566721
this dog wont kill mario i swear
Jesus Christ Bowser that was fucking savage against Metaknight. You weren't gonna put up with that flying under the stage trick and ran right over to to the other side to slap his shit, I love it.
Also thanks for the handicap at the end MK but Glass Joe always disappoints when it's a 1 on 1.
>>334566862
YO that's still going on? I'm sorry, I woulda SD'd
>>334566721
It either gives you no ban or a very short one
>>334566670
teams /v/: 26
v ffa: 38
>>334566721
This is the most Top Kek thing since VenomRoy getting Sniped by a Shadow Ball in Mid air
that sure was an interesting match
>>334567106
Teamfags always did seem like a vocal minority. Its not that fun for me either so I can see why. No sharestock is the biggest factor for me, though it is very annoying getting all these teammates who throw me into enemy smash attacks or straight up kill me every match
>its a pac-land episode
kek
GUYS
Can we have a moment of Silence?
R.I.P VenomRoy (Looks like Suicide Watch failed)
R.I.P Bestof7
Anymore people we need to mourn?
I think the reason kek wins is because nobody goes after him when he's in the lead. Gg kek, I tried.
I WILL NEVER GET THOSE 7 MINUTES OF MY LIFE BACK WATCHING TWO LV 1 CPUS FIGHT ON GREAT CAVE OFFENSE
>>334567196
The worst thing is when your partner walks right into your hitboxes when there is only one opponent left
>>334566645
Mario and Duck Hunt are not "Non-Playable Characters"
>>334567446
RIP
Quit picking hyrule ffs
>>334567346
>VenomRoy
Didnt he tripfag?
>R.I.P Bestof7
You mean the lagger who always chose meme miis and "troll" stages?
>>334567598
but i wasn't playing them, I was watching them fight!
GG Pit, Jigglypuff is not my strong point
>>334567707
GG, anon. Still it is hard to deal with her hitboxes in such a tight space like Skyworld
>After defending it's territory from rogue canines and water fowl, the Wild Mewtwo returns to the deep blue sea for slumber
>>334567674
They are characters that you can play as so they arent non-playable
Holy fuck I was stuck between Purple TL and G&W for like 2 minutes straight
>Failed to connect to partner
Aight who is it, who is tryna play off taco bell Wifi?
>>334568089
ok you got me, but you know what i meant...
STITCH
>>334568089
what are you blabbing about?
I can't play duck hunt
>>334568584
very epic
Storm cut out my power for a second.
See you all next /v/eekend
What the fuck Wayfoo. Chill nigga, damn.
>non-stop hopping and fake-outs to keep me off-stage
This isn't a real tourney
For the love of god Zelda don't let Villager pocket your phantom. It kills at like 19% then.
>those dk FLUDD strats
>>334568817
Don't be a scrub man.
GG TWK
>kept missing the tech
lmao
>>334569115
GG, good alt choice
>>334569115
Not gonna sd for u guys anymore
>>334569185
What was it lagging and then a bunch of people kept playing anyway?
>>334569185
fuck u
A+ work Falcon
Thanks 2hu
You aren't supposed to know how to fight Villager, Jesse
>>334569384
Villager scares me.
>>334569334
Nah you guys literally did not move. Could feel you wanted a ditto
OddGod NO
Since its late and almost dead hours should we just make another FFA? fuck teams
>>334569185
>>334569530
I was actually just waiting for someone to make the first move
>>334569565
It's nearly 4 est, don't bother with a tourney at all.
MAKE ANOTHER FFA
>>334569625
Oh well either way a 3 way 1v1 is no fun
QUICK FFA OR TEAMS
good games good night
>>334568976
I didn't mean any disrespect. It's just you were very overwhelming.
>>334569764
bad games bad night fuck you
WHAT KINDA TOURNEY DO YOU WANT SENPAITACHI?
0563 9337 1576 65
rage
ffa
>>334569828
Since this is going into real nigga hours i'm going to focus on being as annoying as possible
>>334569951
Cool. I will play Bayo as well.
>>334569951
Omega stages and Little Mac it is
>7 people
holy shit, is this a real nigga hours record?
>>334570097
>its a no one goes to bed episode
I blame the mexican for this lag
>>334570461
I was playing just fine in the other tourney
wow Im this close to jsut deleting this fucking tournament
>>334570510
And MJ was 'just sleeping' next to lttle boys
>>334570526
go ahead nerd
>>334570526
That's not a bad idea, seeing as how the country that matters is finally sleeping.
It's America, by the way
>>334569776
I'm not the guy you were playing
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>334570526
y u mad
damn megaman you scary
Well I just had a lagless for glory FFA, so the lag is not me
>>334570763
Was the yoshi not lagging either
PIT YO UFUCKING IDIOT
that was a gay match
lmao bowser that ending
>>334570991
ur gay
>>334570983
kek
I really should start going to my weeklies. I know some people would love to be able to do that and here I am just letting it go to waste.
remember how fun items were?
did that kill me at like 60% as ganon? da fuq?
>>334570983
I just felt like trying my luck
>>334571337
Pit's side b is stronger than Cloud's finishing touch, anon.
You seriously didn't know?
That was a bit anti-climactic
Damn Ayy that was fun as fuck. Sorry for spamming but I play Ryu like a true shotofag.
>>334571598like (you) last night
>>334571163
Do it, weeklies are always a experience you'll enjoy
>>334571337
you recieve more knockback when you charge a smash attack
>>334571623
It's cool man. I needed to figure out how to deal with that anyways.
>>334571662
>>334571163
What is a weeklie?
>>334571809
weekly = weekly tournament
Seriously stop picking hyrules temple
>playing with lag
CORRN NO
>>334572021
MISTAKES WERE MADE
>>334571898
Shut up Yoshi
lmao alex you wanker
>>334572091
No nigga
Man I never noticed Palutena's thigh when using reflect before, but DAMN.
adrian/phoenix/cloud fuck off with your chinky lag
I can count the frames on one hand during that temple game.
>>334572164
Nah mate, you get an adaptor and stop thinking its us you faggot.
is there any reason at all to using wario's lv 1 fart besides?
Wish I could play, I'll just cheer you nerds on.
>>334572201
literally ask anyone who has played with me, I'm here every week and usually dont get lag that bad
Definetly one of you 3
>Taunt 4 times in a row
h-how
The balls on this Captain Falcon
>>334572542
Get KO's, get more taunts
>>334572574
go big or grow home
>>334572542
every KO you get, you get 2 extra taunts
>>334572574
by balls you mean brain problems?
>>334572284
>Don't lag that bad
So you do lag, I just had a round with Alex and Cloud, near lagless and one was from Mexico.
The fuck is up with that input lag
>>334572685
I said dont get lag. I've been playing all day so you can ask anyone. I dont lag, I have good internet and an adapter
>just had a round with Alex and Cloud, near lagless and one was from Mexico.
Congratulations I guess? Maybe one of you was downloading your 10TB of gay porn during our match then
>mexico
that would explain your lag
Are you guys hacking?
>>334572895
Asking anyone wont prove it, good for you if you have an adaptor, maybe your net isn't crap.
I'm not the mexican
Stop assuming its everyone besides you.
>>334572972
Honestly yes but I just want to win
>>334573054
it is everyone besides me though
>>334573054
>Stop assuming its everyone besides you.
That's what every retard here does. Every weekend.
BOXES WIN AGAIN
>that yoshi's island ending
I wouldn't have it any otherway
>>334573127
except when there are people who consistantly bring in lag and everyone complains about them
or when I have a good connection all day and then randomly get some mexican shit that slows the game to like 5fps
fuck that kirby
>>334573247
>except
Your post is agreeing with me though, if you were tying to give an example, good work.
>>334573261
tell him to leave
>>334573261
fuck you
>>334573313
theres a difference between lagging all day and shitposting about everyone like other people do, and having a good connection and playing all day and then having one shit match and assuming the 3 faggots I got paired with have bad internet
>>334573460
uhuh.
>>334573618
>>334573460
kiss and quit bitchin already
