FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUFUCK. YOU.
git gud
I've been stuck on this boss for 2 days now. WITH SUMMONS
>>334560469
dont summon people with armor, go for naked guys with high dps weapons, specifically dark sword
likewise if you feel ballsy enough to try on your own, its all a rolling game, just attack in between your rolls when theres a chance.
>>334560126
Easy fight, did it solo on 4th try. Helps if you block the unpredictable patterns and roll the ones you can predict
>>334560126
you're shit, learn to dodge
Dancer is cute!
C U T E!
>Mfw I beat Dancer and OCELOOOOOOOOT first try
Have you tried getting good?
>>334560126
ciaran isnt that hard
>tfw i did it first try
shit even deacons killed me once but not her
>>334560126
The grab hitbox is complete bullshit but other than that pretty easy to read the attacks. She does one really tricky one though.
>>334560126
Exploit the pillars if you need to, they keep her from chasing you at least.
>>334561794
consumed king was easy as fuck, getting to him was harder.
>>334560126
>get worked
>its fine I got other shit to explore I can do this later
>come back, doing okay
>grabs me and drains all my health in one attack
No
I've just tried it a couple of on my second character, and I managed to make it to the second phase, but that spin attack was just too much
>>334560126
>>334560469
Have fun withLorian and Lothric
![aldritch2_tc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eHfXMGp.jpg "aldritch2_tc[1].jpg")
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAGGOT ARROWS
ILL KILL YOU TOMMOROW
>>334563375
that thing is dumb. as soon as you get to phase 2 you just run like hell cause it does like 7 spins
>>334563530
The first phase arrow attack is easy to dodge and leaves him open or a long time, but the second phase arrows can just fuck off.
>>334560126
I died to her like 15 times and then just did Smough pillar bow cheese.
>>334563530
Just sprint all around the place until the arrows and the homing balls stop appearing, roll his bullshit scythe/slam attack and just hit him hard until he fucks off.
A funny thing, I killed him and died to the arrows at the same time and then the old lady called me up to fight the dancer, spawned in front of her and died, lost all the souls the fucker could've given me.
>'What if the real boss was actually the camera?'
Yeah fuck you From.
>>334563530
Phase 1 arrows are easy to dodge just go behind him
Phase 2 is a whole other level of fuckery I think you just run everywhere and hope you don't get hit.
>>334562634
Consumed king is easy as fuck when he doesn't spam his charge.
I didn't even know he had breath attacks till my third or fourth try. I thought it was just charging and the tail swipe.
The tutorial boss, Deacons of the Deep, and the final boss are the only two bosses that I beat on the first try. Why in the fuck is the final boss so easy?
Why did Horace attack me? What did I do?
>>334560126
Equip a greatshield and the fight becomes ridiculously easy.
>>334564131
>>334563530
roll in a circle around the arrows they have a turn rate
>>334564057
Same thing happened to me but I just teleported back to the Anal Rodeo bonfire and picked up my souls from the boss room.
Doing a SL1 run, her first stage is pretty damn easy, though she has plenty of attacks that can one shot you easily like the grab or the jumping spin attack, she often just walks about letting you get free club hits in. I started using the bleeding club with some lacerating resin on it and you can make her bleed out and get her to half HP before she even gets two attacks off.
The problem is the second stage is a mess of attacks that don't really look like anything, I could tell you all her first phase attacks and describe them and give you timing info on them all, but outside of the beyblade attack and the blade drag across the floor she does I can't really differentiate her second form attacks that well, I do know however that they all one shot you..
If you have over 15 vigor and can't rek her though you're bad.
>>334564231
Because he's literally Gwyn with one new bullshit attack
>>334564271
Where the fuck did that idiot end up anyway?
>>334560126
Fuck you leatherman
>>334564231
oceiros, nameless king, and champion gundyr are the only bosses I beat on the first try
why is the super secret ultimate boss so easy?
>>334564450
He's at the bottom of the lake. He just attacks you. And now there's embered crabs and a fucking giant crossbow and I don't know what to do.
>>334564271
Nothing, he probably realized that with you showing up he'd have to concede to killing Anri so he went crazy, thanks Yuria.
>>334563530
RNG the bossfight. Not to mention general jank because the arena is a clusterfuck. About the only truly shit boss in the game imo.
I just realized how easy Pyromancy makes the bosses in this game.
Other than Pontiff I had no problems with any of the other boss fights. Heck I beat Soul of Cinder on my first try.
Still need to fight nameless king though. Not looking forward to that.
>>334561794
I beat flesh dragon on the first try too, Dancer took me two because I got cocky and tried to get an extra hit in. Honestly the only way I could see her being hard is is people don't know how to dodge.
dude what the fuck is even going on in my game anymore
>>334560126
Don't want to be that guy but i beat her on my first try, right after defeating yohrm because i was teleported in cutscene to lothhric, that was some bullshit i tell you
>>334563469>mfw just laying it on poor little crippled fag Lothric helpless on the ground when I kill his big bro.
>>334560469
If you're on PC I can help you out man; beat her on two separate characters with little troubles
DSP beat this fucking thing on his 2nd try shitcunt.
>>334564812
Any of the gimmick bosses are far worse, like Yhorm or Wolnir.
>>334560126
Is this that bitch that wants Artorias' soul in DaS1 DLC?
>>334564812
>RNG
nigga what
>>334563469
this, the wyvern, and the first boss are the only ones i beat on my first try
>>334560126
too erotic to be mad at
GIT GUD
GIT GUD
GIT GUDGIT. GUD.
>>334563530
I beat him in less tries than my average boss fight I think but man did the setting make my heart race, took me back to my first DS playthrough going through that fog gate for the first time not knowing what I was in for and getting absolutely pulverized by O&S for hours.
>>334560126
Just got to this piece of shit. Died probably 10 times already.
This fight is absolute hell for a melee build due to the constant strings of randomly patterned 360 degree attacks he/she has.
So I beat it melee and want to try casting out. What are the best chimes and staves? Anything I need to know about casting in this one compared to ds2?
>>334564613
you can disable the crossbow
>>334560302
underrated post
>>334565627
You're going to have problems later if you can't take this mediocre tier bitch
>>334565929
I'm sure I can. I just have to think about this situation.
>>334560126
I beat it on my first try. Not trying to brag or anything, but all I did was stay under her and just slammed my cathedral greatsword all over her butt and pussy.
The dancing attacks become super easy to dodge if you see the startup animation and then stay behind her, then proceed to slam her wet pussy and butt some more.
For everyone having trouble with her: roll sideways and flank her. Attack once or twice after her combo ends. Repeat. Don't her face you in front, and don't get too eager.
Vordt took me four fucking tries and I got Dancer on the first try. You can do this
>>334565627
did you try not getting hit? how about hitting her till she died?
>>334566028
>>334566184
Beat her moments after whining about it on the internet. Also fuck you guys
>>334566317
all you needed were a few jackasses telling you to git gud
now go try the nameless king
>>334560126
>get my shit kicked in by dancer within an hour of starting the game
>attempt the fight a few more times, unsuccesfully
5 hours later
>got to the boreal valley
>stuck behind forcefield
>steam servers are fucked at this point
>attempt the dancer once again with 2 lagged and bugged out summons
>they're invincible, and draw aggro for the entire fight.
>beat the boss and skip half the game
Git gud fagit
I see somebody in armor near the bridge in the catacombs. How the fuck do I get to them without getting nailed by 20 tons of how skeleton rape?
If I run across, then I'm stuck there and if I try to run to him, all the skele's trigger.
>>334566498
You didn't git gud though. You just exploited a broken feature.
>>334566929
try up
I beat this on the network test months ago. She's not that hard.
>>334568231
Yeah, what ended up happening is that the four times I went up there Anri and I got gangraped, but then one time the skeletons just decided not to attack so I was able to talk to her.
I don't really know what I did different that time.
>>334568412
She got a beefy upgrade mate.
>>334564118
Camera is not an issue in the only phase that is actually hard though.
>>334564992
Have you triedwalking on the cobbled thing in the middle
>summon for a boss
t o p k e k
git fucking gud m8
>>334568556
For me they would only spawn if I crossed the bridge
Also you can cut that bridge and get to a new are
>Invade
>Its another blue sentinel,Sunbro and a soapstone episode
How do you fuck up invasion aspect so badly? First you gimp the invader and then every time someone invades host is allowed to call aid like a motherfucker
>>334570092
>invade world
>summoned phantom
>summoned phantom
>host has entered a critical battle
thanks obama
>>334560126
That pontiff dude with the fiery swords is the first boss that managed to wreck me. The abyss dudes got close but the friendly fire helped in that one, maybe the pontiff is easier when you have a shield and not using a two hand sword that gets stronger on consecutive hits.
>>334569392
Except for when he removes lock-on and teleports behind you. It was fucking annoying when Monsoon did it, and it's just as annoying when he does it.
