well, /v/?
suck his dick obv
>thinking he would even get out of his room
>tfw he is still browsing /v/
>he could be in this thread right now
Tell him to stop touching things his mommy can't afford to buy him. And then wipe the cheetos crumbs off of my macbook
>>334542097
Show him my anime trading cards to address the feeling is mutual.
>>334542097
Go to jail
Slap him and watch him go cry about it on /v/
>>334542097
Pull out my glock and blast his mouth
Ask him, politely, to do it again and watch me masturbate.
>>334542097
Slap his ass and watch his bf start a thread about me slapping his ass.
>>334542443
That guy here, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Just cuz I have some acne and am slightly overweight doesn't mean you guys have to hurt my feelings and make me a meme.
>>334543040
>>334542097
Bash his face against my knee and tell him if he touchs my shit again I'll kick the shit out of him
>>334543040
#memelivesmatter
reminder
Watch the tower barely move and then feel bad because he probably just used his mouse hand that has carpal tunnel syndrome.
>>334542097
steal his glasses