>First post ending in 0, 5, or 9 gets to decide the actionThis might wind up being a short thread.
>>334541749
Options
>>334541749
Turn off the game, and go back to shitposting
>>334541749
OPTIONS
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>>334541749
CONTINUE INTO A LOLI warrior
>>334541749
5 demon girls with cum spilled everywhere on them. also 3 of them have penis
>>334541749
options, turn language to japanese
>>334541749
start the game and enter character creator
>>334541749
OPTIONS MOTHER FUCKER
>>334541930
WELP
>From the old thread, but he said it before I posted the new one, so...
>>334541705
You select Start and open the character creator. It prompts you for your class. It warns you that you're character will not look exactly like the class you choose, but rather that your abilities will be based on your class.
>>334542021
>welping when it isn't the first
wew
>>334542060
ninja
>>334542060
Ninja
>>334542060
warrior
no flimsy daggers or magic allowed
>>334542060
Ninja but with a 10 inch dick
>>334542110
Can we define riches as booty?
>>334542085
>>334542086
That's a relief desu
>>334542060
LIVE THAT WIZARD LIFE!
>>334542185
I would hope so
>>334542165
>>334542185
5's confirm our ninja's specialties.
>>334542128
>>334542110
You Select Ninja. You're specialty is speed and stealth. And you now have the power of climbing things and doing sweet flips. Congrats.
>>334541879I'm sorry, man. I'll come back and get options in a bit for you, promise.
CHOOSE YOUR PRINCESS TYPE
>>334542185
>hurr can we change the game choices
>>334542302
monster i want to fug that monster
>>334542302
Abstract obviously
>>334542302
SUCCUBUS
>>334542302
Monster
>>334542302
ABSTRACT
>>334542302
abstract
>>334542302
abstract
>>334542302
Abstract in a heartbeat
>>334542302
Monster
we're auto-saging
>>334542302
abstract
>picking monster when we had succubus twice already
Geez guys, come on.
>>334542579
Gotta make room for another dank memes 3 thread
>>334542389
You've selected abstract! Keep in mind that an abstract princess can occur ANYWHERE and will appear in a castle setting already populated by a princess and riches. If you choose to rescue the princess already in the setting, you will not be able to exit the level. You MUST
save the chosen princess to finish.
>>334542185
I'll okay this, but it must be the kind of booty a king would toss in his vault.
Loading Setting.......
Loading Princess..
Loading Hero...
Loading Enemies...
Loading secrets.......
>>334542579
What
>>334542579
shit, go back to the other thread!
>>334542616
Taste deez autosage succutits
>>334542697
Neat!
>>334542697
alt f4 while loading so the game corrupts
then relaunch game
>>334542697
Make new thread, janitors are doing it 4 free.
Also, that means the abstract needs aTHICKass
>>334542579
How can you tell?
>>334542697
>>334542697
Can we have a desert castle theme?
Or maybe ice?
>>334542697
marry the princess that's already there
stay in game world forever
>>334542918
Every time someone posts the thread doesn't bump, it's easy to tell.
>>334542697
You find yourself in the Settign of a Monster Princess. Princess Holstaurus! The random trait selector has decided she's in heat. The Random Enemy type selected is Dragon. The Dragons gem sweeps to and fro on the end of it's tail. Lava bubbles between you and the castle.
What do?
>>334543069
ROLL FOR SEDUCING THE DRAGON
>>334543015
So...
We're fucked, then?
Do mods don't approve of our ways anymore?
Fuck, dude.
I just wanted to have fun.
>>334543069
Cum on the dragon, turning it into a busty dragon milf
>>334543069
nigger >>334542780
>>334543069
Run away like a little girl
>>334543069
Quickly hop on the dragon's back and slash at it
>>334543069
Fart on dragon
>>334543139
HOLY FUCK.
>>334543139
This is gonna be a great thread
>>334543139
This is going places
>>334543276
yeah, its going to page 10
>>334543232
>page 10
It's going to be a dead thread in like 3 minutes.
>>334543318
>posted right as it hits page 10
Got me there
>>334543318
Do we make a new thread?
I mean, how can we know it won't suffer the same fate?
>>334543123
It means someone needs to give the janitor his hot pockets
>>334543405
We know it will, fun's over.
