Kirby has just absorbed you! What power does he get?
>>334534442
autism
>>334534442
A big cock
AIDS
my crippling depression
my SUPER SADNESS!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! IM SO SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
>>334534442
He has a life bar now. His walking speed is halved.
He doesn't get any ability.
>>334534442
Quirky Relatable Mental Illnesses
>>334534442
Invisibility
the power to jerk off daily
>>334534442
The ability to get6whenever he wants
An insatiable lust for Meta Knight.
>>334534442
Depression
>>334535187
constant struggle of deciding between going outside or not
alchoholism.
I fucking hope Kirby doesn't absorb /v/
The ability to get a lot of smegma without needing foreskin.
>>334536001
This power x3
>>334534442
ulcerative colitis
World class customer service.
>>334534442
He's now able to solve puzzles at incredible speed, and is able to specialize in one focus. However he is now unable to talk to anyone in person.
Bad drawing and anger issues
He gains the suicide ability, it's only a 1 use ability
Be able to look for things to procrastinate with.
>>334534442
Procrastination and debt.
The ability to masturbate 6 times a day to Hentai
>>334536963
like 4chan :)
>>334537058
How the fuck does anyone manage to masturbate at all to hentai? I can't get off to anything that falls below 15 fps.
>>334534442
The power to masturbate relentlessly.
>>334537262
Acquire imagination.
>>334537262
That's why it's called a special ability.
Not everyone can do it anon
>>334534442
He becomes a borb
>>334537371
>>334537391
So you just "imagine" the extra 12 frames to hit the minimum 15, or has your mind been trained enough to imagine tentacle rape at a bearable 30, or nice 60 frames?
long distance running
>>334537262
>hentai
>below 15 fps
I keked
>>334538018
>>334534748
>>334534657
y'all are sad saps
>>334538018
>t b h
Why are you typing like that?
Do you have water on the brain?
>>334535187
Ralph Ellison plsstay
>>334538424
yeah I was so deep in ur moms puss that the water from it went up my nose and on my brain
Alcoholism
>>334534442
Racism
>>334538858
You are very funny!
Well at this very moment, he'd gain the power of explosive diarrhea.
Carpentry, mechanic, or teaching.
>>334539043
thx im a comedian part time, they love me down at the chuckle club
>>334539156
The chuckle club is two blocks down.
>>334539253
Fuck you
>>334537262
>>334537637
I can manage to jack off to single frames, don't see why low framerate in my fucking porn would be a problem
>>334534442
Poor eyesight and a penchance for avoiding responsibility
>>334534442
A massive erection
Insert self deprecating gross deplorable trait here I'm so funny just like Louis ck
The ability to be both narcissistic and have low self esteem.
>>334535081
que picardia
>>334534442
a giant jew nose
Nigger powers.
Whatever those are.
>>334534442
He'd probably get the useless Sleep power. Or maybe the power toenjoy video games.
>*teleports behind you*
and
>*unsheats banana*
>>334534442
He turns into fluttershy
>>334537262
>He doesn't fap to still images.
The power of low-mid level pottery
Pizza face
>>334534442
Self loathing
The ability to talk about video games.
>>334534442
Selfloathing
>>334534442
Diabetes
Kirby will inherit the desire to search for cheap laughs if he sucks anyone up ITT.
>>334542083
Looks nice anon.
>>334534442
Nothing.
>>334535187
>>334534442
Faggotry
>>334544238
>>334534442
acedia
Ability to fly
>>334534442
doubles
Anal fissures
He got the ability to keep fucking up no matter how hard he tries to help
>>334534442
>Jazz Kirby
That would be cool.
>>334536249
Meta Knight would have to continue wearing his mask because kirby knight is spooky to me
>>334534442
Nothing. I'm one of those that doesn't give a power.
>>334534657
>>334535187
>>334536698
>>334539624
>>334544180
>>334545118
>>334545951
stop
I was having a good day today, the first one in months
>>334545951
No, you'd just give the power of not believing in yourself.
The ability to compose brilliant classical music whilst fooling he masses Into thinking you're dead
>>334545951
Remember, even if you don't give a power, you can still be a staror star shaped vomit, but that's a bit less motivational
Heart failure.
>>334546153
What makes you think you deserve a good day?
>>334546339
fuck off zapdos, and take moltres and articuno with you
>>334534442
A chronic depression/generalized anxiety disorder cocktail.
Faggotry
>>334534442
Chronic masturbation.
>>334548302
my psychiatrist said so
she said I'm allowed to be happy
>>334546640
>or star shaped vomit, but that's a bit less motivational
I kek'd
>>334534442
Fat. Kirby gets Fat
>>334548746
What have you done to deserve happiness?
>>334539101
God luck with that shit, buddy
>>334549673
Everyone deserves happiness. Although there have been times I have failed in the past, that does not make me a failure. I have achieved good things too.
>>334549836
Are you on any medication by any chance?
>>334534442
Loneliness
I guess whatever powers that snorting adderall and playing in a pop punk band gives you.
>>334534442
yaaaay virginity
