Hello ladies and gentlemen, tonight, it seems the videogames have gone missing.
A rumor has gone around that two princesses in a far off kingdom are holding them hostage, both love playing them, but are fighting for the right to become queen and thus, are holding all the games in the world hostage. Are you prepared to take up your sword and take back that which is rightfully yours?
If so, then pick a character.
>Brawny Warrior
>Brilliant Mage
>Dick-Ass Thief
>Bowmaster
>Generic Anon
Or a write-in is always acceptable. The first to 3 shall advance the plot.
Oh yeah, and my Trip.
>>334531573
brilliant warrior
Dick ass thief
>>334531573
Angry Alchemist
>>334531573
Generic anon, it has the most potential for everyone
>>334531573
Dick ass thief
>>334531573
Female Berserker
>>334531573
Thicc trap
>>334531573
Brawny Mage
LET US STUN THEM WITH THE BRILLIANCE OF OUR FISTS
Generic anon
>>334531573
Pilot
>>334531656
brilliant mage
>>334531573
Level 10 Town Whore
>>334531721
re-rollan
>>334531797
Reroll
>>334531821
Reroll
>>334531573
Baker
>>334531573
Bowmaster of course
>>334531573
Nigger
Skeleton
>>334531786
reroll
A stupid fuckwit that can't roll a 3
>>334531721
>>334531894
CMON BABY, DADDY NEEDS A 3!!!!
>>334532023
Oh shit
Muscle Wizard
>>334532023
welp see you guys it's another fucking skeleton
>>334532023
BRAP BAP
>>334532023
Of all fucking things.
What the fuck.
>>334532023
Well, fuck. 1 sec. Rewriting a bit.
>>334532023
Oh shit
Anon don't go, I'll roll for Farmer.
>>334532023
Notapaladin get outta here
>>334531573
unicorn
>>334532023
When will this fad die
>>334531573
white nu male
Our tale for this day opens on a dank and dreary tomb. The front door is labelled "Anon's hovel."
Inside are a myriad of TV screens, game consoles, PCs, porn, and rats.
In the center sits a coffin, plain wood atop a small pedestal. From within, a hand shoots out and pushes the lid off. It would seem that we are a fucking skeleton. And something is amiss.
Our walls... they lack videogames. The floors, the ceiling racks, even our Steam library is EMPTY!
This can only mean one thing. Someone stole them.
You have a few options.
>Do nothing and just shitpost on 4Chan
>Go drink some milk for strong bones
>Clean up your hovel
>Go out and look for clues to the missing vidya
>Go back to sleep
Write-in
>>334532438
We can roll secondary class.
Like Mage. If this rolls.
>>334532524
Go back to sleep to find you woke up and turned into a human boy
>>334532524
Do nothing and shitpost on Tumblr.
>>334532524
Put on some human flesh
>>334532583
Wew
>>334532524
Look for clues to the missing vidya
>>334532583
ALREADY. Damn, overwritten.
>>334531573
Whew, was waiting for this thread
>>334532524
DRINK MILK TO BUILD 200% STRONG BONES
>>334532583
Holler.
Any drawfags in here that can illustrate the story?
I like looking at drawings with my stories
>>334532583
Well, fuck.
Feeling not too motivated at the moment, you dive, head-first into your cozy coffin, filled with spiders and a poisonous toad for a pillow.
You next awake in the morning, light shines in through the window, it seems your eyes are not adjusted to it as of late...
Wait, EYES?
You hop out of your coffin and find a nearby mirror, break it in half with your knee, and look into the shards. It would seem you are a fleshy abomination now.
What kind, though?
You are about 13 now.
>Pick a new class
>>334532846
white nu male
>>334532846
Paperswordmancer.
You inflict terrible wounds on enemies with several forms of papercuts.
>>334532846
Dog Pilot
>>334532846
lvl 1 Peasant
>>334532846
Dickass thief's daughter
>>334532846
NAMBLA Poster Boy
>>334532846
You are the skellington kind, you have the ability to transform into a skeleton at will, but once you do you can't go back to a human
>>334532993
>Daughter.
Sweet mercy, we're on to some shit now.
>>334532993
Dickass theif's daughter (Male)*
>>334532993
>boy
>daughter
PFFFF
>>334532993
What?
Oh cmon
>>334532993
As it turns out, you are now the daughter of a dick-ass thief and have inherited his abilities, including but not limited to "Pickpocket, steal, backstab, immolate, and Silent Fist."
A trap, you now are. Born a male, your dad wanted a daughter, deal with it.
Now then,
>Hunt for vidya
>Shitpost
>Tend to your room
>Fill a jar full of spiders from your coffin for the road
Write-in
>>334532993
Oh fuck, i misread previous post and accidentally made a trap.
Only on 4chan
>>334533228
Fill a jar full of spiders for the road
>>334533228
Go and rob gamestop
>>334533228
Fill a jar
>>334533228
Shitpost and cut your own fick.
>>334533228
Masturbate to your mom
>>334533228
Kill yourself because your father always taught you that traps are animals and animals are to be killed
>>334533228
tend to your room
>>334532993
>traps
Hory shiet
>>334533228
Hunt
>>334533313
What a waste
>>334533228
inmidiately immolate
>>334533421
You FOOL we can use spiders in emergency when hunting for vidya.
Grow some eyes on your brain!
>>334533313
A jar of spiders it is! It stores nicely in your back pocket, where you got clothes from is beyond the understanding of this adventure.
A deep rumbling utters from your stomach. It would seem you are hungry, a feeling not felt for a LONG time.
A quick glance into the fridge reveals the following to eat:
>Rotten milk
>Unidentifiable cheese
>What appears to be an inside-out snake on a plate
>An egg with a tentacle poking out of it
>Whatever is in the Mystery pouch
>Go out and get something from a fast food joint
Write-in
>>334533531
MYSTERY POUCH
>>334533531
MYSTERY POUCH
>>334533531
Sperma milk
>>334533586
>>334533593
>>334533531
go look for some work
>>334533593
Ah yes, the mystery pouch. You recall this one actually from when you were originally alive.
>Strolling down the street, some old hag bumps into you and drops a pouch of something on the ground
>It has "Fuud" written on it
>You took it home, dumped it in your fridge, forgot about ti and died, the end.
Without a second thought, as if some malevolent entity were guiding you, you pop the pouch into your mouth and swallow it whole.
It's surprisingly filling.
Brushing back your dark bangs, you step out into the world outside. It's... not actually that bright. Left is a street. Ahead of you is a suburb house. To your right is more street.
There are no other houses for miles, just forest. Why do you even live out here?
>North
>South
>Suburb House to the West
Write-in
>>334533929
Cut your own dick and shove it down your throat.
You choke on it, but are reborn as a girl with double ds and no ass.
Because fuck assfags.
>>334533929
Go up.
As in, into the sky.
You can fly now.
>>334533929
Go have a sex change operation.
>>334533929
Go back inside and frost a cake with your butt
>>334533929
West
>>334533929
Suburb house maybe they have better food
>>334533946
>tits but no ass
>>334534053
YES
>>334533929
Brothel. Good information for affordable prices.
>>334533929
backtrack your steps
>>334534053
we're getting nowhere fast
>>334531573
>nuke princesses become game dev
>>334533946
I don't take kindly to snipers, Anon.
If your plan is to derail, then there's a board for you.
It's called /b/.
>>334534053
As it turns out, there's a map in your breast pocket. Whipping it out, you see that the nearest place to get a sex-change is in the forest of Wormwood to the North.
A trek of really no major proportions leads you into a really dark and spooky forest, where it is always night.
Signs strewn about lead you down winding path after winding path, not a soul in sight, until you finally come to a colossal tree with a face on it.
It's a rather simple face, just a smile with 2 normal slatted eyes.
The tree suddenly speaks to you.
"Hello little girl, how can I help you with the magic of the forest?"
Write-in a response.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IFxhGBP.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Reminder that quest threads are not allowed and you should report the OP for rules violations.
>>334534435
I need some mushrooms.
Give me some.
>>334534435
Who are you?
>>334534462If I get banned, it's finally an excuse for me to go play vidya. End my suffering, Anon.
>>334534435
"I wish to become a real girl, with proper birthing hips"
no age change
>>334534503
Nice
>>334534435
Yell, rape at the tree.
>>334534462
Anti fun fags like you disgust me
>>334534435
You stare at the tree
"Talking trees?" You think
It occurs to you that during your life the town was nothing like this, you suddenly sit down and begin reminiscing about your life, you begin in-depthly thinking about life before your death, soon enough you've forgotten about the current world and submerged yourself in your memories
>>334534462
>Backseat modding with shit-tier animu
Fuck off
>>334534503
That was fast.
"Mushrooms you say, well, that's easy enough... Here."
The great wooded titan reaches behind himself and plucks something off of his ass before depositing it into your awaiting hands.
It's a mushroom with the same face as the tree.
The thing hops up and down in your hands, repeatedly saying "Eat me! Eat meeeee!"
Do you oblige it?
>yes
>no
>save it for later and ask about missing Vidya to the tree
>>334534829
Yeah go for it
>>334534829
Shove it in your pocket, chew on some dank weeds.
>>334534829
option C
>>334534829
Ask him if it increases fertility, and if so, eat it
>>334534829
eat it and become a tree
>>334534829
stick it up your butt
>>334534829
where da vidya geams?
>>334534829
You're about to eat it, when you stop
"No", you say, you put it away and tell the tree that tou're looking for the exit towards the sex-change place
>>334534829
Suck on the tree's ass.
Get a video game.
It's Mario 3
>>334534829
EET IET
>>334534829
eat it and become a cute girl
>>334534974
>tree
>>334534829
Put it in your boypussy for safe keeping.
Then nonchalantly ask the tree about vidya.
>>334535093
Good, someone's staying on track, we're here to get a sex change and get the vidya not to get high off shrooms
>>334535271
>puting words in my mouth
>>334535093
"No, little Mushroom. I'm not here for you," you say.
Looking back up to the tree, your original purpose comes to mind.
"I have come here seeking two things, Tree-person! One, all my videogames have disappeared! And two, I am a boy! My map says you can make me a girl, is that too much to ask for?"
The tree, whose face seems to have stretched down to be directly in your face, still quite happy, says, "Why I can help with both of those! Your vidya has been stolen by the Wicked Princess of the Frozen North and the Dominatrix Princess of the Frozen North! They're twin sisters, but totally different, mostly. If you want them back, you will have to travel there and defeat one of them so the other may claim the throne, reclaim the other's vidya and restore peace to the North.
...As for the other thing.... ALAKAZAM!"
Your world goes black. Some innumerable amount of time later, you awake. it would seem you are truly female now, your clothes molded to match.
Now describe your new body.
Stipulations: no dicks, it was a gender CHANGE. With magic.
>>334535556
You have double d tits and no ass.
Now go be a prostitute
>>334535556
Loli succubus
>>334535623
Noice
>>334535556
Flat breasts, thin legs, essential Loli body
>>334535623
>Loli
I'm so mad.
>>334535623
YOU DID GOOD SHIT
>>334535556
you are now gender queer
>>334535556
Transfer spiders from jar to you new vagina.
Then head north to seek more information about the princesses.
>>334535556
Mind if I ask how long we were out? Oh, and exactly what time it was prior to being turned into a girl?
I'm trying to keep a realistic scale on the time in this
>>334535623
....
Well, fuck.
Flat as a board, you retained your flowing black hair and modest stature, however you have gotten even shorter, now a mere 4'3.
No tits, no ass, just a demon tail and wings.
You also no longer need food, but will need to consume sexual energy, either directly or with proximity. Lewd energy works too.
It may or may not have been what you wanted, but you're a woman now.
>Talk to tree (write-in)
>Head North
Other
>>334535902
Flight straight to castle
>>334535902
Fuck the tree
>>334535902
Seeing as you haven't had sex since you're previous life, I propose we offer the tree a nice WOODjob
>>334535902
talk to tree, ask him for better hips
then go north.
>>334535902
Head north
>>334535902
TELL ME MORE ABOUT EVIL(?) PRINCESSES OF NORTH
>>334535902
ask tree to solve plot
>>334535902
>>334535902
Go south and fuck all male villagers, be a dlut
>>334535992
Reroll
>>334535902
Fuck the tree
>>334535902
Ask tree to remove any lewd thoughts from our mind forever
>>334535902
Go North
>>334535902
ask tree to come with you
>>334536168
this
>>334536058
Rerrolin
>>334535902
Beg for bigger tits and ass
>>334535902
Devour tree
>>334536168
Reroll for tree partner
>>334535902
Ask the tree directions to a brothel, since it is a house of knowledge from all the lands.
>>334535902
update tumblr
>>334536006
Rolling for hips.
Quest threads destroyed /tg/
I hope they destroy /v/ too so others may know my pain.
>>334536273
Fucking god damn it
>>334536068
>
>>334535902
Talk to tree
>>334536273
FUCK YOU NOW I CANT FIND MY SIDES
>>334536318
There's nothing good about /v/ to be destroyed though.
>>334536318
How'd they destroy /tg/?
Shouldn't that be straight up /tg/'s valley
>>334536318
We need change. The only direction /v/ can go is up
>>334536424
Shit anon, you're right.
>>334536273
Cheeky.
>>334536318
Tortanic and 2014 did that already.
>>334535896
Sure. You passed out due to magic around 3:00 in the afternoon. You woke up that night.
Be right back, gotta order pizza for family.
>>334535902
Masturbate. Then head north.
>>334536524
Email us a few slices.
>>334536318
/tg/ quests were serious roleplaying attempts to cover every genre and ended up just getting shitty
/v/ quest is drawfags having fun with community.
Besides, /v/ moves fast enough to cycle through a quest in a few hours while /tg/ has a thread up for a few days.
>>334536524
>pizza
>for the family
now i know what im going to grab
fucki figured out how to handle the lewd skating. im not happy but i did it.should i throw in surprise NTR because i feel if the character getting the bad end is too pure it should be okay
>>334536524
Got it, thanks man
That means that the current time for this adventure should be, assuming night is usually interpreted as past 6PM, somewhere around 6:15PM
Keep this is mind, this can be incredibly useful info for the quest
>>334536485
Quests in their straightest sense fits /tg/ because of roleplaying.
Problem was when everyone started hearing about quests other boards wanted to join the fun. Especially /a/. So much /a/. Mods would have none of it and relegated all quests to /tg/. The board was spammed with quests, some nothing more than anime waifu writefag simulator, that might have a small following, but would rack up dozens of threads a week that would be bumped to the top half of the catalogue by just sheer volume.
Board culture slowly evaporated and /tg/ became a semi containment-board for a bad idea that ran too far.
>>334536753
>incredibly useful info
When will we ever need to know be time?
>>334536845
lewd skeletons come out at night
the nocturnal beasts come out at night
the shadow people come out at nightfucking under the moonlight is better than you think anon
>>334536735
Fun thing is that the /v/ quests are more akin to what /tg/ quests used to be like, we're talking 2010-2011 /tg/ when the board was fun but chaotic.
For whatever reason drawfags fled and /tg/ quests got overwhelmingly swamped with low effort writequests. I believe there was some talk about how the mod of that time(a real unfunny neckbeard) banned drawfags because it wasn't /tg/ enough, but let writequests stay because muh roleplaying.
>>334536738
Go nuts.
I'm back.
>>334536753
I am, there's a werewolf behind us, but we don't know it yet. ;)
>>334536823
I know that pain, I'm just doing a one-off, maybe 2 if we can't reach our goal in time.
>>334536273
You don't have a laptop. Or a phone. For the longest time, you were a penniless skeleton living off your sheer hatred of other Anons and "love" of video games.
So instead, you call for a carrier pigeon and one comes. You give it the message "I'm a woman now -Anon" and send it off to "The Twitter."
>North
>Tree to ask shit (write-in)
>>334537141
Ask the tree for fertility increase
>>334536485
This is just with a "Quest filter".
Then I have to still go on and filter all the individual faggots who don't put quest in their title because they're chucklefucks.
You know how many chapters, editions, and revamps these quests have had? Many of them are already over chapter 50. 50 fucking threads of the same shit. Now multiply that by the numerous quests that go on, and look at how slow /tg/ is. That's what shits up a board.
>>334537141
wait for upvotes
>>334537141
North
>>334537141
Fuck the tree
>>334537141
Give the tree sexual favours in exchange for magic trinkets
>>334537141
Masturbate and go sell your body for cash. Use it to buy a ticket to the northern most castle.
>>334537141
Go get your vidya
>>334537141
Ask tree about princesses of north
NEED TO KNOW YOUR ENEMY
>>334537141
Fly north
>>334537141
>Go nuts.i was told to cater to /d/ but make it vanilla. im not okay with this due to me not enjoying /d/. Makes minimal sense but I'm trying to keep it tame enough to not anger them.
Rolling for tree
>>334537216
Nag the tree for transportation north.
>>334537141
Ask the tree to direct you towards the princesses
>>334537141
Ask Tree for its strongest potions
>>334537440
Rollang
>>334537141
Eat oestrogen
>>334537141
vidyaaaa
>No 3s
SURPRISE TIME!
A werewolf pounces from a nearby brush and pins you to the ground! What do you do!It's a female were.
>>334537141
Ask the tree to direct you towards the nearest blacksmith
We can't go after those princesses without a weapon
>>334537141
Ask the tree for bigger hips
>>334537141
Sell your body for a ride north
>>334537610
>furshit
kill it
>>334537141
remove tree branch, carry it with you forever
>>334537610
Lesbian furry sex.
Guess who brought a strap on?
>>334537610
Grab 'er crotch
>>334537610
You let it fuck you hard but oh fuck, Lycanthropy spreads through sex too.
>>334537610
Do we have magic potions to make it have a dick and vagoo?
If not, we're doing it one way or another
>>334537610
Knock it unconscious with a panic fart
>>334537610
JUMP BEHIND THE TREE
ASK IT TO PROTECT YOU, IF IT HAS ANY RESPECT IT WILL OBEY YOUR COMMAND
>>334537610
Go into VATS
>>334537610
Transform into incubus, scaring it off
>>334537610
Throw your spiders at it.
>>334537610
>female
charm it, then use it as transportation north
>>334537141
write a long poem for tree
>>334537723
FUCKING BORING.
>>334537610
Ask if she serves our savior, Jesus Christ, in the Blood Crusade for the redemption of His Most Gracious Curse?
>>334537723
Boy, seeing a tree fight a werewolf would be so nice if this was a Drawfag thread
>>334537726
>This close to something vidya
Oh my.
>>334537723
Your arms pinned, you look up to the tree, it's smiling at you, like always. It also has visible "Zs" moving up and above from it. Seems you may be fucked.
"Finally, I've been waiting ALL YEAR to find someone here! Tell me, do you have any fire magic!?"
...
How do you react?
>>334537723
Reward the tree with love nectar if it saves you
>>334537927
Release the spiders
>>334537927
Shoot fireball at her, we have vidya to find
>>334537976
THIS
RELEASE THE SPIDERS
>>334537927
Ask him for sexual favors
>>334537927
kick her in the cunt
>>334537927
Burn the werewolf.
Acquire cloak.
>>334537927
check tree stats
>>334537927
Tell her you only have "stabby" kinda magic
>>334537927
Say no, and then attempt pick pocket it.
>>334537927
Pull out a zippo lighter and amaze the magical creature with your command over fire.
>>334538013
SPIDERS IT IS
>>334537927
"Theres a burning sensation in my pants if you wanna find out"
>>334538013
Haha, and they said those spiders were gonna be useless
>>334537927
Meme on her
>>334538013
No fun allowed.
>>334538135
reroll
>>334537141
N O R T H
>>334537927
rerolling >>334538095
>>334538013
"Uh, Uh yes... Just uh, let me go and I'll do fire magic!"
(You do have fire Magic you know, Dick Ass Thieves start with basic Caster spells.)
Her eyes go wide and she hops off you, taking a sitting position towards the other end of the clearing, without a word.
You stand up, brush yourself off, and pull out a jar full of writhing spiders. Unscrew the lid...
And then fling them at the Wolf-bitch with a yell of "Fireball!" Before your eyes, your spiders all catch on fire and light the were girl as well. She doesn't move...
After about twenty minutes of this burning, spiders screaming at you for murdering them, the flames finally die down, revealing a pretty generic woman, but with dog ears and a tail.
"Thank you! I lost my razor and nothing else really gets all this annoying fur off except Fire Magic! How can I repay you?"
Well, /v/? New party member to save Vidya?
>>334538431
Ditch her
>>334538431
Ask her if she has any medicine that makes you more fecund
>>334538431
Ask about prinncesses
then maker your companion
AND HEAD FUCKING NORTH ALREADY
>>334538431
"Yeah, sure, join me you cunt. Or something, whatever."
>>334538431
Nah, the party can only support one female member
However tell her she can repay you by giving you info on the princesses of the north
>>334538593
thank you
>>334538431
ignore weregirl
>>334538431
> pretty generic woman, but with dog ears and a tail.
NEVER EVER
E
V
E
R
E
V
E
R
>>334536318
It was specifically the waifushit and unillustrated ones that clogged the board, and the sudden influx of assorted secondaries and ERPers to /tg/ didn't help. The board had died already, though, in the time of Nazimod.
/v/'s been dead for years, anyways.
>>334538431
Ask who paid her to grab Pavel.
>>334538593
Wew lad, progress!
"Oh... alright? I could use some help with a quest I am on. Do you know anything about the Twin Princesses of the North?"
She cocks her head, the brown hair and ears flopping with it. "No, not particularly. I just eat Foxes out here in the woods, they make great food. I don't bother with silly stuff like 'politics!'"
"In that case, join me and let's head North. I play to save Videogames, the Princesses of the north stole ALL of them. And I want them back.
With a happy face, she says "Kay!"
Achievement Unlocked: Wolfy, the Loyal
ONWARDS TO THE NORTH!
The street from your house picks up soon after you leave the still slumbering Greatwood behind. Pretty small Forest, all things considered.
Quickly, the landscape shifts from grassy hills to steeper and steeper mountains, as if you're being boxed in by the land, until you're in a valley, trudging through 4 foot high snow, riding on Wolfy's shoulders, cause she doesn't give a shit about the cold. Ahead, a great impasse stands, at what may be the end of the valley. A Gnome on a stump sits, staring at you in front of an approximately 28 meter high wall of reinforced steel.
The time is approximately high noon, the sun overhead mostly obscured by pink clouds.
>Talk to Gnome
>Kill Gnome
>Hide from and pickpocket Gnome
>Fireball Gnome
>Ignore and examine wall
Write-in
>>334538593
If this doesn't lead to having sex with the furry then recruiting her was a mistake.
>>334539256
talk to gnome
>>334539256
Talk to gnome
>>334539256
>I just eat Foxes out
Lewd.
Anyway, eat HER out now.
>>334539256
Talk to the gnome
>>334539256
Talk to the gnome, call him a manlet.
>>334539256
Give up on quest.
>>334539256
You choose to ignore the gnome and move forward towards the north
>>334539256
[Glass Gnome]
>>334539256
Fly.
>>334539256
Act liked you dropped something in front of the gnome and then seductively bend down to pick it up.
>>334539256
hide from and pickpocket
he could have something useful guys
