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IT'S A GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
QUICK /v/ WHAT DO I DO?
you attack its weak point for massive damage
>>334517912
haha...memes
FIVE HUNDRED NINTY-NINE US DOLLARS
>>334518453
are you saying you're too good for memes?
RIIIIIIIIGE RACER
>>334518451
I thought so, but where is it?
The mouth looks unarmoured but that doesnt work
PEGGLE! 2!
just strafe it to left and watch it trying to figure out what to do
>>334517912
Melt some butter & grab a nutcracker & bib
It's obviously just defending its young, try curling up in the fetal position
>>334518824
>being illiterate
>Year of our lord and savior 2754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJElsNaC6yQ
>>334517912
play a game thats not Call of Souls 5
>>334518835
but did you try real-time... weapon change?
>>334519789
wow it's like I'm really in this thread
>>334519789
You know what's crazy to me?
We were complaining even then that the graphic jump from last gen to next gen wasn't big enough
Ten years ago.
Between the PS2 and the PS3.
FUCKING WHAT.
>>334519789
2006 was such a good year for memes
>>334518835
Gotta do real time weapon change and flip it on it's back m8
>>334517912
I never realised this game was a historically accurate representation of feudal Japan
>>334517912
Run past it to get the best armour in the game.
>>334520537
what set?
>>334520537
is it the disgraced knight armor? i'm wearing it right now and it looks fucking cool.
RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>>334518765
Redditors think they're too good for memes, yes. What they fail to realize is that they too are part of the cycle.
>>334520612
Fallen Knight. Looks great if you're into fashion souls. Half the invaders I've had attack me have been wearing it though so I imagine people will be getting pretty sick and tired of it soon enough.
>>334520758
Fallen Knight looks like jawas from star wars.
It's shit.
I'm still sticking with Northern until I find something better.
>>334520758
>tired of it soon enough.
Thats why Im going back to Mirrah with northern Helmet.
Until I find something that I like more
>>334520758
That reminds me of the Alva set. Have you gotten past the poison swamp with the 3 torches yet? I'm on there right now and I'm not getting purple moss drops for shit.
>>334520758
oh yeah I picked that up
I'm not using it becase it's too heavy but yeah it looks pretty good. I still think I prefer the herald chest
RUN.
I've tried straight up not getting hit and rolling around them, but their swing is too wide and they're too fast.
I've tried cheesing through the doorway near that cleric set or whatever, but his attack frames are too big.
>>334520921
>I'm on there right now and I'm not getting purple moss drops for shit.
If you enter the area, turn right, 3 purple moss.
>>334520758
Swap out the leggings for the Fire Keeper's skirt and you're basically Darth Revan.
I get the same feeling as you. It's brilliant, but seeing it everywhere makes it lose its charm a little.
>>334518835
you have to flip it on its back first
>>334517912
GET A GIANT POT AND BOIK THE MOTHER FUCKER!
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IT'S A MEME!
THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT MEME!
>>334520921
Where does one get the Alva set?
>>334520921
Alva set is in the game. I'm not sure if it's required to do so, but be sure to be in ember form when descending into the Irithyll Dungeons if you want it.
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>>334520482
Scissors Shrimper
>>334521171
Haven't got there myself, but in some Catacomb area you get invaded by a guy wearing it, and if you kill him it becomes available to pick up later on in some room filled with cattle-prod bitches.
>>334521171
>>334521194
Damn I didn't know it was in this game. I was talking about DS2. Now i'm hype I fucking love me some Alva.
>>334517912
Fuck these fuckers, thier attack swing is so big it can hit you at the top of the ramp in the swamp
>>334521198
His name is Crush Crawfish
>>334519789
>This was almost a decade ago.
Damn...
>>334521401
Japanese name is Scissors Shrimper
>>334521313
Are they auto healing on me? They always seem to come back with full health.
>>334517912
what game?!@!RT
>>334521501
you ain't japanese you little weeaboo faggot bitch
>>334520537
>Best armor in the game
>Not Undead Legion
Get the fuck out
>>334521552
But I was completing the trio of Rock Lobster -> Paper Crab -> Scissors (crustacean) and that's the only thing that works
>>334520537
>>334520758
Where do you pick it up? Swear I cleared the entire swamp but I haven't got shit in my inventory resembling it.
>>334521539
if you go on land they will burrow and heal to full
>>334521539
They heal up completely when they go underground.
Don't let them go underground. Kill them quick.
>>334520758
fallen knight set with nameless knight pants is on point
>>334517912CRABBATTLE
>>334521631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_C6LGwN8s
This shows the specifics.
>>334520921
Fuck the swamp.
You can use quickstep with dual daggers to move quicker through the swamp.
for real though crystal sage is fucking me up
>>334521747
the deep swamps fuck me. where you have to move at walking speed. did you play Demon's Souls? That had the worst swamp by fucking far.
>>334521867
>dying to Pinwheel 2.0
>>334521940
Poison in Demon's Souls takes much longer to kick in and does like no damage. It's almost negated by equipping a blessed weapon.
The only downside is you can't see the poison bar filling in DeS.
>>334521981
his clones demolish me
>>334517912
SCRUBS DON'T KNOW HOW TO HIT WEAK SPOT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
G I T G U D
>>334522176
When he vanishes, just stop at the center and rush to the nearest one as it spawns and hit it.
Being aggressive is a good thing against the CS, since any attack will interrupt casting and one hit will make the clones disappear, so the faster you are, the better.
>>334522278
What the fuck?
No matter how many times I tried to riposte them, when they were poise broken, I couldn't manage to trigger it.
I was really mad that I couldn't hit its weak spot for massive damage. But apparently it's possible after all.
>>334522176
>>334522420
When you get in melee range to the real one and he starts teleporting away the clones stop attacking.
>>334522546
He only teleports after you hit him. Otherwise he'll try to hit you with his stick in melee range.
>>334517912
CRACK OUT THE BUTTER
>>334518765
Yes
you're a bunch of neet scum who use memes as comedic shorthand because you are about as funny irl as Amy Schumer
>>334517912
>"Well, what is it?"
E3 will never be as much fun as that year.
>>334521867
Use the pillars for cover when they first pop up if you're shit at rolling. If you're really, really shit, pick a shield with good magic absorption and a fast hitting weapon with low stamina usage.
Anyone have ideas for a substitute helm for the Dragonscale set? It looks good on the boss itself but comical on players.
how do you reverse hollowing?
just use an ember?
ugh crab battle
>>334522278
what the fuck is happening there... parry?
>>334523219
use a remove curse item or go to the statue of velka
the firekeeper can completely remove it, but it costs 5 levels worth of souls afaik
>>334523431
It's a riposte attack, but I've never been able to get one off on the crabs myself. Timing window might be small enough you have to backstep for it.
>>334517912
>>334518451
>>334519789
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmYN2OQoGf8
>>334520758
i'm wearing the drang set with the fallen helm and i invaded a guy with the exact same outfit
gonna have to change it i guess
IT COULD RIP A TANK APART WITH THOSE CLAWS
JESUS CHRIST
>>334522789
and yet here you are
>>334517912
Crack its legs on my anvil and enjoy the latest flick to come to my local kino haus
>>334523073
Just like his dad's set in DaS1. Try out Northern helm.
>>334524934
Hey, no meme-crossing here buddy.
>>334525245it was too easy hun
>>334524934
>eating it by yourself
>not sharing with your falcon
CRAB BATTLE
>Not wearing the best chest piece in the game
This shit looks majestic and amazing with anything else. I am a huge fan of wearing it with Wolnir's Crown.
>>334526589
Fuck, forgot my pic.
>>334520758
I used it a lot, i changed because it feels to bloodborny.
>>334523828
>linking to Renard/Kitsune2 unironically
/v/ has reached a new low
>>334517912
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>>334520758
This is my little twist on it. It ended up looking a small bit like that we wuz kings which was never my intention, but other than that I'm pretty proud of it.
Is Yhorm supposed to a fucking sponge? I'm only getting 50 per hit.
>>334517912
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alf f4 uninstall
>>334521689
OLOLIOOOOOOOO
>>334527884
Keep going, its more satisfying to do it without the meme sword
>>334527974
What meme sword? I'm using the broadsword and sometime the wolf knight's greatsword.
Okay so if I have a heal spell and a ring that increases my miracles should I use blue potions instead of orange? I've got 6 total right now and I'm going 5 orange 1 blue
>>334528209
There is an object next to his throne that its a sword that will damage him more if you do the charged attack.
>>334528209
Yhorm is a puzzle boss. You're supposed to use the macguffin weapon.
>>334517912
USE GANGAR OR ALAKAZAM!!! NO! JUGGLYPUFF
>>334517912
What the hell do this even drop?
I've killed the one in the flooded forest and it gave me a spell duration increase ring.
Killed those in the ashen lake but all they gave me was fucking titanite shard which even the most basic enemies there drop it.
They are like the dragon butts of DS3, never worth fighting.
>>334528464
Oh. But how is it more satisfying to do it without the sword? That'll take way too long and I'll eventually stop giving a shit.
>>334528645
the first one I killed dropped the great swamp ring which boosts pyromancies
NPCs don't invade after defeating the boss of that area, same as regular invaders?
>>334520537
I use that, but with the Thrall hood so I look like a spooky ghost
>>334529075
Yes.
>>334520758
Used to wear it now I'm rolling with thief mask and the sellsword set. Man this game's fashion sucks compared to 2.
>>334526487
I don't know what's more terrifying space or the deep ocean.
>>334529075
Not sure why. It reinforces invasions as a punishment that you shouldn't want, since your "reward" for beating a boss is no pvp in that area.
>>334529732
nature.
>>334522107
In DaS 3 it barely does damage as well, and there's a poison resist ring somewhere in the swamp that makes it worthless
>>334529732
Space.
It the place where all the deep oceans are.
>>334530805
Shittttt
>>334521129
LOOK MA NO FACE
