Literally impossible
>>334506157
Anyone ever have a kind of sleep paralysis where they are 100% sure there's some kind of murderer or demon in their room. Lately I've been getting sick of it and forcing myself to yell things like "if you're going to kill me just do it you fucking pussies" but I'm not sure if I'm dreaming it, or if I'm actually saying these things out loud.
Run away from him, get him to jump/charge you (and dodge, obviously,) get some hits in, and repeat.
I actually died to this, he ate my stuff and I paniced
>>334506380
Not since I was a kid.
Sounds like you're a beta bitch.
>>334506157
Nah dude I summoned two phantoms and he was easy peasy, you guys just suck.
Got all my Sunbro rep by being summoned into this boss and throwing lightning until he died.
Required zero thought or effort.
People find him hard?
>>334506380
the asslicking demon is a big fan of sleep paralysis
watch out
>>334506380
If you can't move that means you're not awake still so you are not screaming at all.
>>334506157
Most underwhelming bossfight ever.
>that stupid rotating shit
>>334506380
Who are they
I don't care
I just know they're trying to X me
Give a fuck
Come up and get me
>>334506828
Is that NG? How much STR/Upgrades to the greatsword did you have? I might have to try that on another playthrough, that damage is insane.
>>334507037
No, first blind playthrough.
Don't remember the exact upgrade level but it wasn't anything too high.
>>334507197
Neat. I've only played 2 using magic/dex weapons, and with the damage they've done I always figured the slow ass greatswords would cap out at around 500 and be useless. But 5 shotting a boss sounds pretty nice.
>>334506380
sleep on your stomach nigga
>>334507691
And invite buttsex?
No thank you.
>>334507310
>>334507310
>I've only played 2 using magic/dex weapons,
Yeah, no wonder you are a shitter
>>334506157
Nigga what this dude is easy as fuck.
This is coming from a guy who gave up on Dark Souls because it was too hard.
The boss with all those bodies put together (in Das2) now he was tough. Had to naked roll the whole thing and I felt good after beating him no damage.
>>334507916
buttsex is great
>>334506380
I like talking with people when they sleep using their computers as a way to commune because they forget to turn them off. But the murderous demon stuff makes no sense. Maybe they feel threatened because they can't do anything about it in their half-sleep state and their brains somehow translates my bedtime children stories reading and lullaby singing into something bad. I know it's kind of sick but I am an incredibly lonely and isolated person.
I dunno. Try being less negatively responsive to things when you are awake. If someone wanted to hurt you they would have done so already and not give you these warnings.
>>334506380
>>334508396
this picture just made me very horny
>>334508396
Is it his dick between his legs?
>>334506157
shit was easy as fuck
now for the rotten boss, holy fuck i just gave up for the first time and cheat engined my way out of that fuck, after that theres was no point and i felt defeated, so just used cheat engine for the rest of the game
>>334507037
STR weapons are amazing.
>>334507037
thats nothing
be a real nigga and play a dual ultra greatsword build
>>334506157
I literally don't know how anyone beat this boss. He has to be the most difficult boss in all of the souls series. It's stunning to me that there are people that can get past him in one try when he's so fast, so strong, so BIG. Who are these mad men, able to strike down this deity in disguise?
>>334506828
10/10 for going BERSERK on his ass.
>>334506380
I think you may have a problem that you need to seek help for.
I've had sleep paralysis where I was CERTAIN skeletons were walking by my bedroom door, but even then I only managed a 'help' or a 'what'. This only happens maybe once every few years. Thinking there is someone in your room more than one time and being worried constantly about it is a problem you need to find help for.
I'm serious.
Dreams and sleep are important.
>>334509957
Just another exampler of where DS2 lost the plot. You're not supposed to be able to wield a greatsword or even a mace as fast as you would a falchion
>>334506157
What.
He has the lowest reach of anyone in the game. He is only a problem when he jumps and he telegraphs that like mad.
Smelter demon was a tougher boss fight specifically because smelter can reach you.
>>334506157
My god, after playing DaS3, DaS2 is complete shit in comparison. I mean, I thought DaS2 was shit before, but now it's like, just fuck off you're nothing tier.
DaS3 is the true DaS2
>>334508193
I'm not the OP, I beat Covetous first try. Dark Orbs fuck his shit up.
>>334507691
how? my dick and balls hurt too much from lying on my stomach for a while.
>>334506380
You haven't been taking care of your inner demons correctly. Seek spiritual help otherwise it could seriously fuck you up.
>>334510378
Please stop memeing. I one-shot Smelter Demon, and lost to Covetous roughly 38 runs before I finally won.
>>334506157
Uhmmm... what?
Did you have a hard time with pinwheel? lmao
>>334506157
Thanks for the picture anon. That boss always stuck in my mind as the most unmemorable and least fun boss that I've ever fought in a souls game, and I totally forgot what it looked like. DESU I thought it was Jabba the Hut.
>>334506157
>Dark Souls 2 faggots thought Yhorm was going to be an asshole giant in 3
>Dark Souls 2 faggots thought the fire keeper had the DLC crown
>Dark Souls 3 comes out and the game isn't relevant at all to the story
>>334510759
>and lost to Covetous roughly 38 runs before I finally won.
Were you playing blindfolded, what the fuck.
>>334506495
>shit is this a like-like? Do i have to kill it to get my shit back?
>oh nope it's all here
>this fucker is toast
>equip just my weapon and whittle it down to dead without taking another hit
Felt good.
>>334510759
I had more trouble with Smelter than Covetous. Almost as if different people have more trouble with different bosses.
The boss that took me the most attempts was Mytha, for some reason I just kept getting fucked up by her halberd. It didn't even seem like it should have been that hard of a fight but I just kept dying.It's possible that my dick was distracting me
I see people are forcing a new meme
>Literally impossible
Has popped up so many times in the last 2 weeks.
>>334506380
Do some research on lucid dreaming, the people into that stuff run into this problem occasionally and would probably have some well very good and practical advice.
>>334508210
The rotten isn't bad. His hexes suck but i had no problem sidestepping or rolling through his attacks and then giving him a few whacks
Poison works alright too, IIRC
I wish OP stopped posting pictures of himself on /v/
>>334510759
You one-shot smelter, whose strength is the ability to reach you as well as spinning around on an axis like a top.
But it took you 38 tries to kill the easiest demon in the game. Literally circlestrafe: the demon.
Either retard or liar. Pick.
>>334510759
I'm glad I'm not the only one with this problem... those fucking grapple attacks though- fuck the Covetous Demon.
>>334506157
It took me a few tries, but that was a really fun boss.
>>334511206
The worst part about that boss is the utter pain in the ass to get back to him between attempts, because even if you're at the closer bonfire you have to deal with all those fucking poison spitting statue assholes.
I'm glad I only died once to Rotten, I fucking hated that area.
>>334511096
All memes are forced.
>>334506380
Thanks for derailing my thread, faggotron.
![ds13[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fzb9fbb.jpg "ds13[1].jpg")
>>334506157
Literally impossible
>>334510652
sleep on your side
I can never talk whn I get sleep paralysis
>>334511449
Oh no he derailed your shitty forced meme thread. The horror!
>>334511535
>I, am, the GREAT MIGHTY POO- and I'm going to throw my SHIT AT YOU.
>that horrible clipping
gross
am i the only one who, after playing dark souls 1, still try to cut off the tail of a boss?
If DeS and DaS1 weren't hard games do you think the series would have become popular?
>>334512045
Depends. It would be less popular with the "muh hardcore" people but more popular with people who aren't as good at games.
It would be less memey at least.
>>334512045
Don't you think it's more appropriate to ask whether the series would have been less popular if it wasn't considered hard?
>>334508604
>Being so bad, you can't kill a relatively easy boss, so you use fucking CE
>>334506157
Did DaS2 really look this bad? I guess DaS3 already spoiled me. Also this boss was shit but at the same time it has the neatest little thing with those undeads hanging from the ceiling. The lore was good too.
>>334506380
I got this but with spider crawling over my body. Already like 3rd time. Its annoying as shit.
>>334508604
That's how I felt in DaS with Kenan and Kel.
I probably could have beaten them if I hadn't built my character shittly, refused to summon any help and wanted to get the spear so I had to kill them in the specific order. But that killed my playthrough outright.
>>334510317
That's not what is happening in that video you fucking retard.
>3/4ths of the weapons aren't worthless, what a shit game.
>>334509957
10/10 for not chugging estus
>>334511535
This was such a cool boss design.
>>334506380
YES I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. Its so fucking weird. Im awake and asleep, and I feel the worst sense of horror I've ever felt in my life. Im certain something of pure evil is in my room and I cant turn to see it. Its fucked up
>>334510950
>/dsg/ faggot thought he was gonna get (You)s
You poor thing, here.
>>334510950
Does anyone who actually appreciate Dark Souls 2 care about the story through? I love that game but I couldn't give a single damn about the flavor text or the story itself. It's basically super mario powerstanced smashy time and I like that.
>>334506157
>Literally impossible
nah anon, it's just a screenshot from a video game
You're all fucking stupid.
>>334506157
To fail?
>>334506380
Had that for a few seconds once. It's really fucking terrifying. I think there's soem stuff you can do about it yourself. Just google it.
>>334506380
You've got nothing to worry about.
>>334507691
that's very bad for your heart
>>334514539
WHOA
thats a cool blurry image man, hope I don't have any nightmares, right guys?
>>334514689
Name one enjoyable thing that is good for your heart.
>>334510545
Dark Souls 3 is probably the weakest game in the series. Tons of reused content, despite this it's the shortest of the games with the least amount of content (enemies, bosses, areas, items and so on), the actual areas in the game are all short and have nothing to explore and the balance in the game is laughably bad, even by Dark Souls standards.
Champion Gundyr is the only good part of the game. Everything else just feels like it was made to be a quick cash in before From Software move on to something else.
>>334506643
I fucking hate this pic for some reason I cannot fathom. It's really unsettling
>>334514717
Ah come on, it's a pretty neat optical illusion.
>>334510297
>skeletons were walking by my bedroom door
HOLY FUCK SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>334509957
STR really was fucking overpowered in DS2, at least for PvE. You can kill like every boss in one dual-wielding mace combo.
DS3 feels a bit more balanced, I'm just poisebreaking shit left and right with the estoc.
>>334514802
A waifu
>>334514802
cardiovascular exercise
>>334515156
>he fell for the cardiovascular exercise is good for your heart meme
>>334508471
me too
>>334515156
Is /v/ so contrarian now that they claim exercise is fun? Even /fiit/ doesn't claim it's fun. They do it for gains.
>>334513047
do you get the insanely horrifying sounds that get louder and louder until right in your ear but you cant turn to look at it?
>>334506643
DELETE THIS
>>334515353
why would it be bad for you heart?
>>334515397
I find it very enjoyable though
ever heard of runner's high?
also makes you sleep betteralso helps with depression
>>334514829
DaS3 is longer than 1+Artorias by far, despite having fewer bosses.
Takes MUCH, MUCH longer to get every questline done, also
>>334515676
>Runner's high
Literally your body about to break down and pumping itself full of endorphins as a last gasp.
>good for your heart
of course it is. Only ironic memers or actual retards would claim it's not healthy.
>sleep better
true
>helps with depression
very true
>enjoyable
to each his own but you're probably a masochist.
>>334514974
How is heavy estoc with a str build? Or should I just go dex or quality?
>>334514539
the demon of ass eating, lol
>>334510545
Agree, I just can't fucking understand people who said 2 was the best or think its really good, either they only played one playthrough or they are actually just shitposting
>>334514887
>>334515675
It's not so scary when you watch the artsy fartsy student film it is from.
>>334515956
DaS 3 is tiny though. It's got significantly less areas and the areas it has are smaller.
The only reason it feels long is because it has huge fucking swarms of enemies everywhere, and later on they get tanky as fuck.
Getting to Oceiros for example is about a 20-30 second walk that will take you fucking ages because in the way is like 10+ enemies all with 2000+ health that take half damage from everything, several have huge as fuck shields and turtle constantly and there are healers nearby.
This is Dark Souls 3s level design summed up.
3>1>2, right?
I've played over 250 hours of 1, about 80 of 2, and I'm 40 hours in, halfway through my second run of 3.
>>334516325
>not just sneaking through the garden
>not just running through the end of Archives
>>334513338
I'm with ya. I'll admit 2 is the weakest game in the series but I still play it for fun sometimes.
>>334516051
>to each his own but you're probably a masochist.
no I just love to push myselfsexually speaking I'm more of a sadist though
>>334516327
Yep. Informed opinion confirmed.
>>334516439
That's pretty much what I did by the end of the game. Make a mad dash to grab whatever I could and hope to get to another bonfire.
It's not worth fighting through all the shit the game throws at you.
>>334516327
1>3>2
3 is a great game, but it spends so much time and resources praising how cool 1 was, that it can't escape its shadow. Going back to 1, I miss the weapon upgrade system of 2 and 3 though.
>>334516762
>but it spends so much time and resources praising how cool 1 was, that it can't escape its shadow
this
From is at its best creating new IPs but they need funding for that
if there is ever a Bloodborne 2 I'm pretty sure it will end up being a similar disappointment to DS2unless of course sony once again gives them an enourmous budget
>>334516762
That was some damned fine fan service, though.
I lost my shit at Nameless King.
>>334514829
Confirmed for not having played. Give specifics if you're so damn sure. I don't know what about the game pisses you off but stop being a shitposter. Sure, Dark Souls 3 is shorter than 2 but 2 was try hard and bloated with excessive only-play-once content. The sheer amount of side quests, endings, and spells makes me keep starting playthroughs, this is the souls game I've been waiting for since demons.
>>334515639
had that a couple times when younger
it was as if the sound was getting louder and louder and I was being crushed at the same time, like some immense pressure
everything was silent but ridiculously loud at the same time, I don't even know
I remember my mother coming in to console me after I was hysterically crying but even her being there didn't feel real and was eerie as fuck
human mind is scary as shit sometimes
>>334517158
Confirmed not having played.
Wait until the honeymoon period wears off before making more posts like this thanks.
>>334506157
This game isn't even bullshit until the DLC.
>Fight 3 guys and a giant that does an absurd amount of damage while a guy throws bombs at you and then fight 2 mages with huge AOE spells while guys ambush you.
>>334516762
I didn't really see that much praise for 1, it just seemed like small nods to the past. What's wrong with that? Same series, Same world, same cycle of fire and dark age.
After Dancer 3 goes to complete shit.
Nothing but reused enemies, an entirely reused area and a reused boss. One of the other areas also looks exactly like the first area you go to (after Firelink shrine).
>>334517564
1's second half makes 3's second half look like 1's first half.
>>334517564
What reused enemies, boss, and areas are you talking about besides untended graves?
>>334517564
untended graves was fucking awesome
>>334517720
This
>>334517720
No it doesn't. Don't be silly.
Everything after Dancer is just lazy as fuck and there is no excuse for it.
>>334517862
Knights are reused, so are the little manlet gankers in the garden there is cathedral knights and those big black things. Gargoyles reappear too. I think there is 2 new enemies after Dancer, those candle head mages and those winged knights.
Reused area is Untended Graves (and all the enemies in it are reused).
Reused boss is Gundyr.
>>334518091
Everything after dancer is more than serviceable. There's a slight decline in quality.
I don't care about the repeated enemies, you haven't seen them since the beginning of the game, and shielded souls mobs are all the same anyway.
>>334506380
i have sleep paralysis on a very regular basis. Like four days/week. Sometimes It's really unsetting, sometimes plain terrifying. Last week I stood up and moved while asleep and had to shake my hands at one of those stupid ass-licking demons to make it go away. It's just frustrating because I know they're not real but they're still there humping my fucking bed anyways.
>>334506380
I don't know, maybe?
I've felt awake but couldn't move before, but I've never been afraid while it was happening
it's just more of a "huh, this is strange" experience
is that something else?
>>334508396
>>334508471
yeah i just want to get between these legs desu
>>334518692
its the same. The dreaming is optional.
>>334506157
That's not the Pursuer though.
He's such a fucking shit compared to the Last Giant, I beat him in one try.
