Any idea ?
Official VR sex games for each Nintendo girl
leave luck to heaven.
>>334506027
I love you ebola-chan
>>334505815
What's Ganon going to do to Zelda?
>>334506027
I love you Ebola-Chan
>>334508482
Nothing.
re-release super nintendo and most of its games.
>>334506027
I love you Ebola-Chan !
>>334506027
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>334506027
I love you ebola-chan!
>>334506027
I love you ebola-chan!
Nintendo's problem is they focus too much on making games and delivering quality products and free online. Sony stopped making games, stopped delivering quality, and started charging for online. It worked. Consumers are morons. Nintendo needs to take advantage of how stupid consumers are like Sony does.
>>334506027
i love you ebola-chan
>>334506027
"I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!"
So hot. Please tell me there's a NSFW version.
>>334505815
Here's a better quality version.
>>334508482
Looks to me he's about to pork her.
>>334506027
I love you ebola-chan
>>334506027
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>>334509484
>>334509513nice
>>334509513
>that girlcock tucked between her legs
>>334506027
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
>>334509513
where's her coochi at though
>>334505815
Bring her back senpai
>>334509484
>>334509513
Hnnng
>>334509327
No. They focus too much on kids and not evolving. Making the same games over and over again. Nintendo needs to improve and make more games. They do not satisfy players at all. It is like buying a Wii u for five minutes of Smash Bro's or Hyrule Warriors.
>>334509397
>>334509513
No joke, art-wise these are actually pretty good.
>>334506027
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>>334506027
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>>334509513
He does it for free.
>>334505815
-Stop catering to the unstable market of casuals and nongamers
-Keep gimmicks as a side feature, not a main feature
-Do not underpower your consoles, the time to run away with your tail between your legs from the big corporations is over Nintendo. You have to come out and play now. You have no special snowflake status to defend you anymore.
-get 3rd party support back from Konami, Capcom, and others
-Bring back gameboy
-Uncasualize your mainline series. They might have never been ghosts and goblins or contra level of hard, but they werent the facebook tier of difficulty, handholding, and oversimplification of design that they are now.
MOST OF ALL
-Fire ALL YOUR FUCKIN Wii era dev teams. They're creatively DEAD unless they have a gimmick to hold their hand for design. Retire Aonuma and Miyamoto while you're at it.
>>334506027
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>>334509484
kek
>>334505815
I would LOVE to see Nintendo take Zelda in a direction like this. Make it more gritty, more realistic. No more cartoony fantasy bullshit, go more High Fantasy like LoTR.
Have some fucking political conflict
Realistic graphics
Hard as nails puzzles that rely on both reflexes and enviromental awareness.
Deep and dark dungeons that you can get lost in.
Have the characters actually have a personality.
Have the characters not all want Link's dick throughout the whole game.
Shit it doesn't even have to be ultra realistic graphically. I'm just talking about atmosphere. Mood. Actual fucking conflict. Actual fucking reprecussions for your actions. Actual fucking motivation to push forward, and having really scary and tough situations that actually test your courage.
But sadly Nintendo won't do that. They are too pussy. And Zelda is for casuals.
>>334506027
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>>334506027
I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!
>>334506027
fuck off ebola chan
>>334506027
>the replies
are you FUCKING serious
>>334506027
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>>334509397
is that oil on canvas?
>>334505815
>>334505815
holy artifacts, batman
how do you even let this happen
>>334506027
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>>334511451
there was this "reply to me or your mother dies" poster who farmed all the (you)s. Absolutley disgusting
>>334511990
>literally a mirrored trace
>>334509968
The technique is Tenebrism/Chiaroscuro
You might like the artist who essentially created this style
Carravagio
>>334511990
Artist have no shame.
>>334511990
>>334509397
lol
really
ahaha, the painting actually has even less lines
still looks good though
>>334506027
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>>334506027
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>>334510335
>Everything has to be GoT
Fuck off
>>334509513
>>334511990
Also this.I'm not going to get banned for statues right?
>>334506027
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>>334505815
You fire all the censorship cucks, then make a console that isn't trash and release games on it that aren't Mario Party 47.
>>334506027
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You think people hot glued their statues back in the day?
>>334506027
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>>334506027
FUCK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
>>334513260
no sex was much cheaper economically back then it is in a sexually liberated world.
>>334506027
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
WHERE DID YOU GO EBOLA-CHAN ;_;
>>334505815
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>>334506027
"I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!"
>>334506027
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>>334506027
lvu elona chan
>>334509513
Is there more?
>>334514723
Jokes on you, I'm already balding.
>>334513260
orgies were normal back then
>>334515226
Same, since I was 20. That's why I post ratos.
>>334513260
Wasn't there some dude that sneaked in to fuck a statue because he refused to believe it wasn't real?
>>334506027
>>334514723
>>334506027
I love you Ebola-chan!
>>334515663
>fuck a statue
Shut the fuck up.
How would they, stupid.
You either build a statue with an orifice, or you don't. And if it doesn't have one, WELLP. GUESS YOU CAN'T FUCK IT. AT ALL.
These leaps across basic ass logic annoy me to see written. Be ashamed of yourself, you derelict.
>>334516012
Based immunity cat
>>334516197
>to
>fuck a statue
He didn't literally do it, but it was his intention since it had LIFELIKE TEXTURE ;_;
Jesus christ.
>>334516012
Thanks, immunity cat.
>>334513260
Maybe as part of religious rituals, but those were usually the other way around women performing ritual sex acts with statues of gods. In Egypt for instance there were priestess called 'the hand of the god' whose job it was to ritually pleasure the statues. Religions that revolved around female deities usually had cult prostitutes whose job it was to minister to their flocks.
This included Asherah who was revered as the consort of Yahweh in the Temple of Yahweh at Jerusalem for the majority of its physical existence until they were kicked out by the proponents of monotheism who hated fun.
The NX will save Nintendo
>>334514080
They've already saved themselves. By becoming just another corporate scumbag with all the fun ip's of our childhood.
