>never watch Let's Play videos
>try to find a decent one for a game I'm unable to play through
>every video starts with "WHAAAT'S UP GUYS"
>never watch Let's Play videos again
are they actually trying to be intolerable cunts
>>334487115
Watch an uncommented walk through fucktard
>>334487630
It's getting harder and harder to find uncommented playthroughs.
>>334488291
Longplays.org
>Most steam games have a demo you can download
>Never have to watch a LP again
>>334488414
Is there a DS3 demo?
>>334487115
>getting this triggered and angry over someone saying hello
It's hilarious how /v/irgins are taken aback by the simplest of human behaviors.
>overwhelming amount of lets play backlog to watch
>ever increasing actual backlog of games to play
help
Whaaaats good /v/ anonymousposterendingin5 back again once again here to play the (you) game
>guy acts like a screaming retard
>niche audience call him a retard, kids and normies eat it up
>guy talks like a normal human being
>niche audience MIGHT like it, kids and normies ignore it
It's a shame
>>334488630
I know this feel.
People that says they don't have a backlog and falls for the "have the latest game day 1" meme is lying.
>>334488476
Probably not but you're spoiling yourself watching footage of games like that, best to go in blind
>try to find a decent food review channel
>every video starts with "I'M BEEEECCCCK"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZTGxqLR_6E
>try to find gameplay video
>see video that doesn't seem to have clickbait pic or title, click it
>HEY GUYS IT'S ANNOYINGFAGGOT845 HERE AND...
>close video
>>334487115
That's what you get for watching people with more than 10k subs. Pewdiepie and the like are literally more mainstream than network television.
>>334488630
No shit if instead of playing games you just watch retards playing them
>>334488370
God bless you
I intend to start a Let's Play channel. Any tips except backing out and not doing it?
>>334487115
>average walkthrough video
>1k
>average lp video
>10k
Do these people even like videogames?
>20 second intro animation accompanied by edm monstercat vomit
>asks you to like comment and subscribe before he fucking does anything in the video
>>334489008
I see that pic everywhere, what's so special about it?
>>334487115
Perhaps this is more up your alley.
This guy hates lets plays too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWRaZhASeSg
>>334489447
Also i do not intend to be cancerous in any way. I promise.
>>334489495
Normies just watch people that are hyper active fucks.
I have some videos about my skills in Dead Frontier and nobody fucking watches them because no ebin comments.
>>334489447
>video starts
>shows the title screen of the game
>in a non-shouting voice, "Hello, this is *insert name here*, and this will be a playthrough of *insert game here*. Thanks for watching."
>turn off microphone for entire playthrough
>at the end of the playthrough talk about the game, things you liked / disliked, then say what game you're going to be playing next
There you go
>>334487115
Search for walkthrough instead of playtrough or letsplay
>>334489447
When you hit rock bottom there are only two options. Kill yourself or start doing Let's Plays. I'm sure you'll make the right decision.
>Trying to find a general gameplay video
>WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT IS UP, GUYS?
Why do these faggots think we want to hear their voices? When can we go back to just uploading gameplay videos? Why do you now have to specify No Commentary in the search bar?
>>334487115
>watch one video and dislike it
>think every video is like that
>be a retard moron tails poster
>>334489818
>defending anyone who plays games
You're part of the problem.
>>334489707
What if I wanted to play longer games, like Earthbound?
>>334489818
>think all let's players are not degenerates
>be intelligent
Pick one
>>334489993
>if game has to be spaced out
>find a good stopping point, press pause
>start next video with pause screen up
>"Hello, this is *insert name here*, and we're continuing our playthrough of *insert game here*. Thanks for watching."
>turn off mic
>>334489643
The 'I wanna fuck that' meme reached critical mass right in time for National Pancake day. Artists granted their wish with those thick pancakes as references.
>>334489729
That doesn't work.
I've noticed the "what is up guys" thing. They all seem to do it like it's an unwritten law of let's playing. Do they expect people to reply with "not much man and you" in the comments?
>>334489818
Literally 98% of LPers do that shit. Don't be a naive faggot
>>334490320
For normies, that's the usual greeting.
So they feel at home with a hyper active enthusiastic faggot.
Because they don't want to listen to somebody being serious, it reminds them of their wage slave job they just came out of and want to relax with a friend, not keep working while playing a game (in this case, watching a fag playing a game).
>>334487115
>why do people that talk in videos greet the viewers at the beginning
>>334487115
>WHAAAT'S UP GUYS
thats not the worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhx6Hwp0bgE
this is
>videos divided into separate playthroughs for the different karmas
>two different co-commentators
>as soon as the second video starts, there's this unfunny forced subplot involving the co-commentators unintentionally antagonizing each other
>this continues for several videos
>they apologize for it and it looks like it will stop
>it fucking picks up again and continues into the DLC
>>334487115
LP artists can be annoying at times, yes.
>>334490616
>Green dyed hair
>>334490616
pure cancer
>>334490165
Thanks for helping me become less cancerous.
>>334490616
Yeah, I despise energetic people who enjoy what they're doing, too, why can't the entire world be a bunch of self-loathing hateful assholes like we are?
This is the reason all of you are so whiny and bitchy about LPers, they remind you constantly that they're happy and you're not.
>>334491096
>That they are happy
More like they hide the void on the inside with an optimism facade.
This is what normies do.
>>334490616
why is he yelling at me
HEY WATCH UP GUYS
HOW YOU DOING ?
ITS SCREAMINGGUY NUMBER 201 HERE WITH 20000 GAZZILION SUBS
Why is screaming so popular on youtube? i seriously hate fucking loud people..... and all of them have like 5 million subs as well
scream = comedy? i don't get it
>>334491214
>I'm not happy that means no one is because I am the world and the world is me, I cannot comprehend happiness and joy so no one else can possibly be happy
I'm glad I never sunk to such a low that I think this constantly.
>>334490616
Here is another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPz3zKT3SJg
>>334491426
My 8 year old nephew eats that shit up, so take from that what you will.
>>334491096
I'm pretty sure they're happy one they get accused of rape every other week and have to deal with their dividing friends/family thanks to their e-fame.
>>334488630
I've just disregarded my game backlog completely and mainly focus on Let's Plays. Last time I played a game myself was in September.
>>334491510
another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_e6dlYwlJs
>>334491096
Yeah, I'm sure these faggots are happy that they get accused of rape every other week and have to deal with their dwindling familial/friendship ties thanks to their internet fame.
>>334491621
How many times has that happened to LPers? Got a list backed up with official statistics and verifiable data?
>gaming commentators
what do you guys think of them?
>>334491653
>>334491510
>>334490616
How is any of this considered entertainment ?
all they do is be hyperactive-happy and screams
Daily reminder that TOBUSCUS raped a tumblr girl and treated 10 others like shit
for more info go watch some dramaalert with autistic host dj killer keemstar
>>334491429
>Don't actually address what he says
>Demonizing strawman
>Haha I'm better!
Did you pick that up from Tumblr?
>>334488539
>loud and annoyingly intonated "what's up guuuuuuuuuuuys!!!!????!!!!11"
>only virgins are upset by this
Kill yourself
>>334490616
>THIS IS NICE
>THIS IS RELAXING
>all said while he screams at the top of his fucking lungs
>that green dyed hair
jesus christ lad
>watch LP
>uninspired dick and sex jokes every minute
Love it. Definitely adds to the gaming experience. Sure, I might not get the entertainment from actually controlling it myself, but the hilarity more than makes up for it.
>>334491973
>Don't actually address what he says
"hurr they're really sad and broken just like we are, they just hide it because normies meme". It didn't deserve to be addressed because it's retarded.
>Demonizing strawman
Pointing out how 4chan is and has been for ten+ years isn't "demonizing" anything, it's stating facts.
>Haha I'm better!
I am, because I'm not losing my shit and being angry over other people playing games on Youtube. You're also the retards who insist on watching these solely to have a reason to rage on /v/.
>>334491971
>lets get riiiiiiiiiiiiiight intooooooo the neeeeeeeeeeeeeews
What the fuck is wrong with that shitter?
>>334491876
This is entertainment in the modern age.
I only like it when my anime screams at me.
Just watch Let's Drown Out, easily one of the best LP out there since it just Yahtzee and Gabe fucking around in a video game while they talk about video game news.
>>334492363
Think he has anger management issues probably bipolar too and a bit of autism
i don't really like him just watch him for the sweet internet drama
>>334491429
>I've interacted with so few people that I don't know that the boring everyday monotony of things is hated by most, I cannot comprehend real life and general reality so no one else can
I'm glad I left high school and had parents who taught me how things are instead of lying to me constantly.
>>334492301
Newfag detected
>>334492432
>watching people play a video game while talking about something else
>>334491070
Just so you know, if you do that you're cancer-free but you don't really get views, if that's what you're aiming for.
>complain about modern video games being too cinematic
>literally watch video games on youtube
>>334492659
sasuga
>>334492516
I have a job, family, and friends, so your assumption is the exact opposite of reality. You're also the one claiming that LPers are as hollow and empty and self-hating as you are but they're "normies" who hide it instead of wearing it on their sleeves.
>>334489447
don't even bother if you can't record in 1080p 60fps
>>334492651
I just do them for fun. Maybe an audience will eventually build up.
>>334492432
>Let's Drown Out will end soon
>Yahtzee will disappear to American to get catfished again
>Gabe will teach outback bogan delinquants how to be good at street fighter
Always wanted to start a video game YouTube channel of some sort.
What would you guys wanna see?
>>334492432
I stopped watching those because at a certain point it became about the games again, instead of being a podcast. I think it started with the sierra games.
>>334492659
You now realize you are discussing video games with people who haven't actually even played them.
>>334492817
informative, smartly written videos with a small humour element and none of that loud obnoxious shit
I've been thinking about getting into LPs but I want to avoid beung utter cancer. My idea for being less cancerous(and appeal to the longplay niche) is to publish seperate videos with and without commentary.
Here's the thing. LPers are loud obnoxious because that's what attracts a majority of young viewers. They watch these LPers because they're loud and obnoxious shits themselves.
>>334492817
video games
>>334492817
Don't be a raging faggot and beg people for a like and a follow every two seconds
>>334492651
>not having dual screens
I might as well use the 2nd screen for something else while I play on my 1st screen.
>>334492798
I still don't get why, why would he do this again. Gabe is like his only great friend that would tolerate each others presents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AUUjS_j4ik
Reminder Markiplier works for Disney.
>>334492817
dude seriously just become a screaming LPer and u can rack in the cash
normal channels don't grow fast these days
Screenshot LPs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shit > Video LPs
>>334493174
>GG
Gamergate?
also isn't every big youtuber owned by disney? even pewdiefag is and he racks in 124mill per year
>>334487115
WWWWHATS UP GUYS ITS YOUR BOY X FROM THE ONE AND ONLY X's of X!!! DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BECAUSE IT HELPS AND YOU ARE COOL RIGHT, HYYYPE!!!
Just play the game please, thats why im here, i dont know or care who you are..
>>334493179
Screaming LPer is over saturated as fuck. It's practically impossible to become popular on youtube now unless you get lucky or get someone to promote your videos. Joogle loves promoting the already popular channels while throwing the rest in a sea of shit to fight.
>>334493174
>gamer's guide to pretty much anything
sounds like a great, wholesome show for my kids
>>334493053
While not every young viewer is like that, they still find it funny and entertaining. The way some of these LPers act is similar to how kids blocks and channels work. Loud and flashy entertainment
You think I could become a popular LPer by occasionally waving a set of keys in front of the camera while playing a game?
Wait, you guys watch other people have fun? You guys are hopeless.
>>334490616
fuck this guy
>>334493672
I am no longer able to have fun, watching others have fun is the best I have.
>>334493672
Post more
>>334493672
What the fuck. I'm french and even that is too fench for me.
>>334492817
1. dont be a screamy annoying faggot
2. have an equally normal and calm close friend who shares your appreciation for video games
3. play games with them, talking normally about them and throwing in a couple of jokes here and there
4. have times where you just dont say anything for a while
thats pretty much all you would have to do to get me to watch. i really enjoy listening to conversations between people who obviously know each other well and can discuss something intelligently and occasionally humorously.
>>334493380
What the flying fuck is this
>>334492817
I want three 40 minute minecraft videos a day.
And find a new mod every week, or else I will start to find your videos stale.
>>334493672
>Baguette bag
You would get instantly pulled carrying that around in the UK, if not by the police, by somebody on the street.
>>334493924
Disney's trying to pull back the young ones that stopped watching TV for internet lpers
>>334490739
KalonZombies Infamous 2?
>>334487115
>first 5 minutes are begging for likes/subscribe
do people really have a thing against working a real job?
>>334487115
>>334494338
I rather kill myself then get a real job thats why the government gives me neet bux
>>334494415
You should kill yourself anyway.
>>334494385
This reminds me of Americans and forgetting to tip for some reason
>>334494385
This can't be real.
>>334494385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=echYElFj8b4
>>334494557
I doubt it is
>>334494489
Nah mate live is pretty good at the moment
enjoy being a wage cuck tho, gotta earn goldstein his golden yacht
>>334487115
Your mistake was going to Youtube instead of the Archive.
>>334493380
>thumb injury
That made me laugh right there. Seems more realistic to me that he'd get a PC or switch to keyboard/mouse games.
>>334494338
Who the fuck would want to spend half the day working for someone else when they can make just as much money playing video games or acting retarded on youtube besides people that actually enjoy their job?
>>334494557
it's a joke
>>334493380
At least it's not Bella and the Bull, the kids show literally written by a cuckold porn director.
>>334494694
Very true. What gets me though is that people can stand to listen to some of the retards that make popular youtube videos. Are we all just so jaded that we can't enjoy what everyone else likes?
>>334494385
this cannot be real
>>334495030
>>334494557
>not knowing what is p4r
>>334495030
>>334494557
Of course it's not real you literal autists.
>>334494642
>>wagecuck
I own my own business, fag. I AM the goldstein.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Gk5BkWPJ4&index=1
Mikelat is a chill cannuk who plays video games, not an annoying fuck desu.
>>334487115
You could watch my no comments gameplay of Alien Isolation, it short because i quit on medbay incapable of coping with pressure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_OYPhGwG78
>>334491998
Yes, only virgins get mad at people for introducing themselves to an audience.
I do my own playthroughs but I have an atrocious voice and only talk during livestreams when people are there.
Won't bother linking though and instead recommend Cryaotic despite being friends with plsdiepie he actually has an amazing voice and is quiet during cutscenes and even when he does talk during gameplay is voice isn't as grating as most let's players are. I honestly wish I had his voice maybe then I wouldn't watch my own videos and contemplate suicide.
>>334495181
>>334495185
>you're supposed to identify a satire website just by its headline looking like every other generic wesbite
What about let's play video of guy playing Dark Souls 3 with feet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUxlFR596s
https://nuansalembayung.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/rage-guy-mouth-open.png
>>334489645
That was a wild ride.
>gets triggered and throws a tantrum upon hearing three words
Get institutionalised, headcase.
>>334487115
Lets Plays target audiences are kids ages 8-14. How do people not understand this.
Skidea boo bop *explosion
>decide to try Niconico out a year ago
>end up watching the end of an MGS2 playthrough
>cant understand anything the girl is saying but watch anyway
>take a picture of her results screen as a memento
>she played really poorly, and probably worse than me
>develop a weird infatuation with her after hearing her say 'digital camera' when she started a new game
>for the last year she's constantly been at the back of my mind
>about a week ago my computer broke after updating it
>install gentoo
>realise I've installed it over that picture
>recover several thousand images from the drive
>sift through all of them and it wasn't there
I've been told it's reasonable to have this feels, but I still feel autistic for having them.
>>334489645
hi, reddit
>>334494118
Yeah.
>>334496405
Not OP. But whenever I hear these words, I can only think of the disgusting youtube subculture garbage that's developed and attracted the youth. I usually cringe a little and close the tab.
Check Adumplaze or adum plazethroughs from the yms guy
>>334487115
You have autism.
>>334489707
This is retarded advice that will ensure you get absolutely no attention.
/v/ plays games, /v/ doesnt watch games. Also /v/ has severe, incurable redditoads infesting it. This is horrible fucking advice for making a successful channel.
>>334495392
Source?
>>334496620
Hi anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A4-SVUHQYI
>>334496428
Yet most of /v/ watches them. Actually wait, that does make perfect sense.
These guys are pretty comfy af desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6fGDzq7zas&list=PLjcuJWG-XqDlCRqR3I697CZ4D6Mf20K4i
So is this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CpJl-adk0U&list=PL0D8DEA5AE8B52D8B
Suffer from depression and whenever it hits me hard, I always turn to these guys. Their videos relax me so much I can actually sleep (which is pretty hard to do at times)
>>334496535Thats kind of cute.
I've been there in being a creepy online Stalker.
>>334497907
second guy in the first video is annoying
>>334489707
This so fucking much, coment at the end, if people want to feel human contact they will listen to you, if not they can enjoy the game
>>334498181
The series starts off a bit awkward but as it goes on they grow more comfortable with the commentating
>>334497397
>/v/ plays games, /v/ doesn't watch games
I'm starting to think the opposite.
I wonder how it feels to spend hours of your time, Pour a shit ton of money into developing your game only to see some fag on Youtube made 10x that in a 10 minuet video where he played your game while acting retarded.
>>334489707
>two people commentating over a game
>they keep talking over cutscenes and dialogue>they have a second series where their commenting is muted during cutscenes and dialogueFucking based
>>334489447
I really like James and Mike's style.
Talk about the game, Some facts, trivia and so on and maybe talk about your personal experiences with it.
Just be chill, You don't need to scream or crack a joke every minuet.
>>334491653
>wears hazmat suit.
>gets Poop Piss and sweat
totally not staged at all
Post unfunny let's players.
I mean let's plays that is dreadful to watch because they're so unfunny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRGHtmIZ3W0
>>334487115
>Tails Gets Trolled will never be finished
>>334490616
This guy isn't as dumb as he acts. Look at the comments on his videos, it's all kids. He knows his audience. YOU are not the audience. His energetic wacky behavior is what kids enjoy. A 12 year old doesn't want to watch some autistic nerd rambling about game mechanics or watch raw gameplay videos. There are tons of those already anyway, how is a LPer going to differentiate himself? This guy found a niche and is probably making mad cash with these videos. I wouldn't watch his stuff but it is so hard to imagine why he is popular?
I'm going to suggest Rageelect
- Two adults commentary not kids or twenty somethings
- plays an hour of new games.
- no face cam.
- main guy is mgs and Souls fiend
guys what drugs to i take to be as happy as some of these screaming LP?
>>334488630
>overwhelming amount of lets play backlog to watch
>lets play backlog to watch
>lets play backlog
I've seen only one commented gameplay video in my entire life.
Come at me, /v/.
>Youtube will never support multiple audio tracks
>You will never be able to just turn off the faggots talking and only hear the game
>>334497397
>This is retarded advice that will ensure you get absolutely no attention.
>/v/ plays games, /v/ doesnt watch games. Also /v/ has severe, incurable redditoads infesting it. This is horrible fucking advice for making a successful channel
Then why the fuck should he listen to you?
Or me?
Or the other guy?
Let him decide himself by using his own brain to decide which one was sound advice. People didn't think RANT video were gonna be a thing but look at them now.
>>334494056
>dat pic
EVERY TIME
>>334488291
Uncommented playthroughs are boring, you may as well play yourself.
The fun is finding someone shit at a game and watch them react in frustration.
>tutorial video
>guy types in wordpad
>paralyzer starts playing
>>334498508
>o hey, free advertising
I mean, let's plays are cancer but at least if they play a lesser known game they can help it's devs earn money.
>>334508082
Except most who watch games don't buy them.
>>334487115
Has no one really called OP out for being so casual that they can't finish a game and go to watch let's play instead.
>>334508259
After Vinny played Subnautica on stream, sales spiked by 130%. After he played Cluster Truck, sales spiked by over 200%. That's double sales from before.
If games aren't getting sales because of Let's Players/streamers like Vinny, that's their own fault for being bad/heavily story driven. Terraria hit 15 million sales already, and they never have to buy adspace because people will advertise the game for free. People don't just want to watch others play through Terraria, because there's no story. People want to PLAY it, so they'll buy it.
It's like Steam refunds. If your game is shit, you'll get shit on. So don't make shit games or heavily story based games without a lot of gameplay. Write a fucking book.
The best Let's Players or guys who do walkthroughs of games don't have a subscriber count exceeding 500.
>>334493672
loss?
>>334491096
Fuck off, reddit.
>>334509318
>terraria
>fucking NO ONE is doing let's plays or anything of the game
What.
You're taking it too seriously,
