>game calls two-handed swords "longswords"
>two-handed sword
It's called greatsword you fucking nerd
wtf
>game calls one-handed swords "short swords"
>game calls knifes "short swords"
I dont understand, any sword is a two-handed sword
>>334483873
What game does this? I cant think of any.
>>334484102
rune factory
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>game calls two-handed swords "Zimbabwes"
>game lets me switch between one handed and two handed on a half and a hand sword
>>334483873
>game calls heaps of raw iron "greatswords"
Aren't longswords two-handed swords?
>>334484507
yes
>>334484507
Longsword is actually a pretty broad classification of swords of both the one-handed and the two-handed variant
>>334483873
>game let's you wield a two handed sword with 1 hand
>>334483873
>op is so completely ignorant on swords he thinks longswords aren't 2 handed
>game calls nunchucks "nunchaku"
>game has a 3 handed sword
>>334484873
>game lets you wield two two handed swords in both hands
>>334484803
Considering how arbitrary naming swords is you could probably say that about any sword name.
>when is a rapier not a rapier anymore?
>if it's less than x inches
>why?
>because we said so
>Light sword
>it is a small lightweight sword for a child to use
>also channels holy light
>>334484970
Knights of pen and paper 2?
>>334485092
It turns into an epee
>>334485193
Oh wow i didn't know such a thing existed
>>334484398
i thought it was hand and a half you silly :)
>>334485039
>Game lets you duel wield AK-40s.
>>334485092
>When is a steak not a steak any more?
>When it's past medium rare
>Why?
>Because we said so
>>334483991
>letting your dog eat chocolate
Arrest that woman for animal abuse.
>>334486372
not all dogs cant eat chocolate faggot
and in most cases it has to be a significant amount
>>334486510
It'll still give pretty much all of them the squirts. It's a stupid idea regardless.
>>334486372
there's some special chocolate made for dogs to eat, could be that
>>334486113
But that's true. After medium rare it becomes dog food.
>>334486113
>>334488628
>liking raw meat
stick to your sushi folks
>>334490391
>Liking burnt, leathery meat
I bet you also need ketchup for your "steak"
