>go to big burger place
>dont like new big mac
>order week old burger
>server tells me no I have to order new
>I tell no
>go to other burger place and order week old burger
>it's week old burger so it's free
>eat and thank
>big burger place tell construction worker to get down week old burger place
How is it fair?
>love Coke growing up
>all your friends love it too
>drink it every day for years
>they change the recipe
>say you want the old Coke
>they refuse, they only sell the stevia-sweetened, non-carbonated, additive free, gluten free new Coke at $4 a glass
>"You think you want it, but you don't."
>>334471525
Wat
>>334471525
Because the week old burger was stolen from the big burger place.
>Food analogies
Fucking fatties
This thread is bait.
Hey /v/, any new season passes tickling your fancypenis?
>Food analogies.
>>334471525
Imagine being so fucking fat you look at servers and see food.
>Go to a burger place
>Buy a laptop to search for a vehicle
>Drive off in your newly purchased burger car
>It's out of mustard
>The construction crew on the fry highway dumps hashbrowns on the bun
>You burn out on the pickles
>You crash it into Thursday
Why the fuck is it Sundae?
>>334478128
What the fuck meme is this?
>food analogies
this is the easiest way to spot a retard on /v/
>>334478534
The retardedness of food analogies is what I call it.
>>334471525
change "week old burger" to "week old big mac" and you'll understand.
>go to big burger place
>dont like new big mac
>order week old big mac
>server tells me no I have to order new
>I tell no
>go to other burger place and order week old big mac
>it's week old burger so it's free
>eat and thank
>big burger place tell construction worker to get down week old big mac place
>go to a food analogy thread
>expect excellent posts
>instead a couple of retards are spewing complete garbage
>leave utterly dissatisfied
Why /v/?
>>334478804
>Literal incoherent rambling
Okay, I'm sick of this meme, now. What does /v/ prefer for analogies?
>>334479178
weekend /v/. school is out.
