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>>334450470
dark souls 3
undertale
das iii?
>>334450470
Dark souls 3?
>>334450749
conker's bad fur day?
>>334450749
stardew valley?
>tfw no negative user reviews
:^)
There is this asshole, though. Imagine if someone said shit like this about Nier today but compared it to Mass Effect and Xenoblade X instead of KOTOR and Xenosaga.
>>334450749
psychonauts?
>>334451026
Mario Galaxy 2
>>334451026
>you have no choice but Nintendo these days
What a silly goose.
>>334450749
terraria, minecraft? Rayman game?
>>334451026
Mario maker
>>334451182
X com? Half life 2?
>>334451214
Ring a ding ding, you win.
>>334450883
>>334451406
Close but no cigar.
>>334450907
Nigga what? Stardew Vally isn't a platformer .<.
>>334451406
>>334451214
Not Mario
I'm even having trouble telling what this fucking game is just from this review
>>334451182
Pillars of Eternity? That's a modern game that's "steeped too deeply in old role-playing game conventions."
Wew lad
>>334451982
sotfs?
>>334451575
Metroid Prime 3: Russia?
>>334451846
Minecraft? Cave story?
>>334451770
Twom? Angry birds?
>>334451982
Metal Gear Rising?
>>334452020
nope
>>334452039
nope
nope
nope
>>334451880
I don't expect anyone to get it because it's over a decade old.It's Star Ocean: Till the End of Time
>>334452067
Yep
>Uninspired boss battles
W
E
W
>>334452039
>2005
>Minecraft
>>334452192
Oh shit there's dates
>>334451846
FF7
>>334451026
Of course Nintendo doesn't progress. Every time they try to, their diehard autistic fanbase goes ballistic, regardless of whether the end result is good or not.
>>334452381
nopethis got guessed last time for the same one and im wondering if this is just coincidence
>>334451846
Time splitters
>>334452381
Shit that's probably it
>>334451770
Prof. Layton?
>>334452462
>Time Splitters
no
>Layton
No
This is probably a troll review, but it's in good taste at least.
>>334452551
OOT?
>>334452453
What u on about? Im not the fanbase but Nintendo is been doing new weird shit every release since the N64...every time shifting their look.
>>334452551
MGS4?
I FUCKING GIVE UP.
HERE. GUESS MINE
Stupidity at its finest
>>334452551
This review says absolutely nothing about the game except "it's bad". The reviewer spends the entire review complaining about disagreeing reviews.
>>334453150
Portal
>>334453226
Half Life?
>>334453332
Wrong game
>>334453226
System Shock 2?
>>334453150
It's at the fucking bottom dude, shamefur dispray
>>334453226
>>334453407
OpFor, then?
>>334453435
Correct
>>334453226
Bioshock? Opposing Force? Trying to think of games with military and wrenches...
>>334453253
It's the FFVII effect. All people want to talk about is how "overrated" it is without giving any actual criticisms.
It's like people are just unable to critique a game in a vacuum.
>>334453253
I know, that's why I dropped a subtle hint in my post. It's about the original Deus Ex:
>fake reviews
>someone payed someone
>they tryed to decive you
>deny my oppinion
>cover up the truth
>>334453627
Kingdom Hearts?
>>334453445
I knew that. Just wanted to post a real opinion.
>>334453484
Well most positive reviews of anything are shit too. Most people have no idea and go beyond "I had a lot of fun" saying shit like best game evor when they play 2 games a year on their xbox
I like this game.
>>334453897
Obviously Portal.
>>334453897
This is portal. Too easy.
>>334453897
What is Portal?
>>334453990
>>334454047
>>334454079
Damn, that easy, huh?
>>334453939
Ni no kuni?
>>334454151
MGSV?
>>334454151
MGS V?
>>334453712
>show
>Kingdom Hearts
>>334453939
NepuNepu
You'll never ever EVER guess this one.
Hint: my first videogame that I owned
>>334450749
seriously? this guy talked shit about psychonauts? nigga that game has some of the most interesting art design i ever seen in a game.
>>334454309
>>334454257
Yes, it's MGSV.
>>334451982
MGR has uninspired boss fights?
Seriously?
whats this guy smoking
>>334454409
>>334454257
Well, if anything, I guess this helping me weed out JRPGs with shit gameplay. Maybe this was kinda vague, but it was the only negative review.
Game is Trails in the Sky.
>>334454420
Super mario sunshine?
>>334453253
>2 of 25 people found this review helpful
>>334454420
I played this game too. It wasn't great.
Ice Age 2 right?
>>334454835
The whole fun part is where you have to guess cheating is no fun. Also
>mother fucking platinum faggots
If you haven't played this you missed out
>>334455176
>>334454592
Yeah, they were clearly inspired by God of War.
