>bought brink from walmart cause it looked cool
>hated the fucking game
>hated it so much i wrapped it in kitchen wrap and shrinked it with a hair dryer
>brought it back to the store to return it
>mfw it actually worked and I got my money back
if thats true its genius
>read in some magazine that the Halo 3 beta was going to ship with every first press copy of Crackdown
>buy it because I was a massive Halofag back then
>spent three straight days rampaging around the city as a super human police officer punting dead bodies off of buildings
Crackdown is still, to this day, in my top 5. I'm glad they bundled to the beta with it or I never would have ever played it.
>>334450421
It's true, I went to the same walmart a couple of months later and saw the exact same copy with the shitty shrinkwrap job and everything in the bargain bin
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>invited to sleep over friends house
>really excited as its my first sleepover
>he has big tv and extended cords so we can play from his bed
>asks me to stand on the bed and hang the controller by the cord so it will unkink itself
>stand on bed and reach up towards the ceiling for maximum cord unkinking
>hand hits fan
>cord gets wrapped around fan blade
>starts swinging wildly a round the room, knocking shit over, breaking his stuff
>knocks fishbowl over
>smacks his dog in the face
>he's yelling and crying hysterically while hiding under his bed
>scared as fuck i sprint out the front door and run all the way home
>>334451180
That's what you get for having friends, faggot
>go to new friend's place to hang out in elementary school
>literally all he does is play spiderman on the ps1
>doesn't give me a turn even after I ask nicely
You all know that guy /v/
>>334452351
>we'll take turns when we die
>slowly hear his parents fighting in the next room
>he just starts clicking the volume up button on the tv to drown them out
>young age and poor
>only one kid in the street had consoles, being middle class and all
>had a PS 1 and PS 2
>I was his only friend bcs I was his neighbor
>invites me to play but I rarely touched the controller
>just invited me to watch him play games, like tekken or siphon filter
>few months later my aunt got a NES to my cousin and we started saving candy money to rent games
>neighbor find out and mocks me for playing such old games
>he threw his games away one week later and went full normie
>>334453207
Did you live in fucking compton or something?
