>Weapon has 90% chance of hitting
>Enemy still dodges it 3 times in a row
>>334435645
>It's a Gambler's Fallacy thread
What did he mean by this?
>Chris will never be a guy ever again
"Christine" is boring.
>weapon has a 90% chance to hit
>enemy has a 60% chance to dodge but the game doesn't tell you
>>334437240
At least Christine is good at making those "meemees" the kids these days love so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TPOcKUBBdM
looks like he needs money, if only we could have a final win.
>tfw Chris has had more sex than you
>>334435645
>Static has a 30% chance of paralyzing you
>paralyzes you every fucking time
>>334437530
Wow, this almost reads like something a human being would write. What happened?
>>334437845
>censoring Anna's name
>>334437940
Chris has always been more eloquent writing than speaking.
Which doesn't mean much.
>>334437240
Just wait for Barb to finally croak. Then you'll either see the most spectacular meltdown we've ever seen from Chris... or he'll simply be put into a home somewhere by the state.
>>334437845
I've always been skeptical of this. Has there ever been any proof that this actually happened? Chris has been known to make up tall tales in the past. Plus there's the fact that he never went on to brag about more of his sexual encounters. You would think if he hired a hooker once he'd do it again and we'd be the first to hear about it in excruciating detail.
>>334437240
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
Eh he's interesting to say the least
>>334437845
Take note, /v/. Bitches love gift baskets.
>>334439309
>Chris living on his own
He'd end up institutionalized within a week.
>>334437706
>complains about financial problems
>spends almost $500 on a single Lego set
Our tax dollars at work
When will /tv/ make the CWC movie?
> Speech 99%
> Fail
> Pic related
>>334436947
He meant that cavemen were stupid and wouldn't dodge it
>>334437530
TL;DR
>CWC gets an audience of over +100
>I can't even get an audience over +1
>The one being my hamster
>>334437845
That was fucking a prostitute. Anybody could do that.
>>334437845
>tfw lost my V-card 5 days ago
feels damn good
>>334437706
>His room is slowly getting more and more and more like his own room
This is amazing.
>>334435645
Ah XCOM you fickle bitch.
98% chance to hit and misses 3 times in a row.
Good times.
>>334435645
>repeated dodge procs a special move that grabs the enemy and beats them to a bloody pulp
>>334442362
Was it to a woman?
>>334442362
Does it count as losing my virginity if I fucked a dude?
It was fun and I don't regret it, but I thought after my first time something would be different, but everything still feels the same. Still need a fuck a girl though. Guys are just so much easier to get.
>>334442708_no
>>334437706
>Chris doesn't read any of the comments
Holy shit. Chris is actually capable of learning to not read socail commentary unlike people like brianna wu and stuff.
>>334442708
What are Chris' opinions on the upcoming election?
>>334436947
During the stone age, the dinosaurs were wiped out by a giant meteor. They probably tried to run away from it, but it didn't make a difference, they still got killed. Same thing here. Sure, you can run away from the giant orange hedgehog pikachu thing, but when that thing hits, you're gonna fucking die no matter how fast you run.
>>334443468
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/$50_for_a_video_holiday_greeting!
>You're a mean one, Mr. Trump. You really are a take a dump. Nobody likes you regardless of all that money Mr. Trump! Between the choice of- given the choice between the three of you– the Trump, the Grinch, and the seasick crocodile, I'd still sick with the seasick crocodile. Yeah, sorry, Trump! I'm not voting for you and I don't think anybody else will, either.
>>334443468
Chris is a sjw tranny now. He'd probably support Hilary just for being a woman.
