Oh shit! It's a new BGO thread by our old host Bear, and with an updated OP as of April 9 2016! If you enter our game and the host isn't me, call the host a faggot. Why are games hosted by me special you ask? Why not any anons game? Well since you asked, I paid €20 (since they only take britbong money) to unlock extra classes and hosting options, for all my best buddies on /v/ to enjoy with me when I make us a private game. Feel free to join and play, you don't even need an account or any knowledge, just read some info bellow.
Don't want to read shit? Just want to play? Game link bellow
>http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kLLx&k=iLX
Game info
>300 spaces
>20 seconds per turn, hurry up nigger
>Pick 1 of 3 classes
>Dual classes unlocked turn 10
>Reinforcements 1st round
>Disarmed 1st round
>Wildcards every 10 turns
>Instant classes, expert mode unlocked
>All classes unbanned, if you want a class banned post why in the thread
EVENT GUIDE
Once a game we get to pick from three events, but nobody reads this and always picks game of thrones because the other two shows suck dick. I don't watch ANY of the shows, but here's my personal rating of the events.
Adventure time - BEST OPTION. This event has the most versatile things in it, has a dungeon crawl that even new players are able to do, and can reward unique event only items. Pick this if you're not a retard.
Doctor Who - Good option. Comes with a puzzle and easy access to a secret area. If you don't know how to solve the puzzle, you probably won't figure it out, so only pick this if you are a powergamer who knows the answer to the puzzle for sweet unique items.
Game of Thrones - WORST OPTION. Comes with almost non-existant passive depending on the house you pick, provides almost no in game advantages, poorly designed event, and leads to not a single unique thing. Bitch and moan if this is picked, only good for achievements.
Speaking of achievements, you only get them saved by having an account. Thinking of making an account? Does OP have something to shill? Of course they do! Use my referal code so I get shit for you getting 300 achievement points, you don't even have to pay a dime for me to get free stuff based on what you do.
http://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=welcome&recruiter=27729
>Also, what is that faggot doing? Why hasn't the game started?
This time the OP is: Playing other shit while monitoring the thread
FAQ for those who do it for free and delete these threads
>Is this a video game?
Yes, despite being called board game, there is no offline version. It is exclusively online and a unique game, where many mechanics cannot be replicated offline even.
>This thread looks detailed so I'm calling it a general, why isn't it on /vg/?
This game requires someone to host and is not played constantly, so /vg/ would not be a fitting place. See risk of rain threads, another game where someone must host, and there's not really any discussion about the game itself besides when people make OC images for it. There is nothing wrong with creating a thread to be more detailed for quality's sakes.
This game I will sure to be sure to screenshot the end, so we can see who managed to tough it out and who won.
>>334415187
>The thing was kind
>that just happened of funny, I guess.
Bump for fun.
>>334415595
Wow you don't read between peoples legs? What a shitter you are.
Join up faggots
>>334416695
is this a virus? this is my first time on video games
>>334415701
There is no fun today.
>>334417627
RIP game, but I still believe in it
>>334417627
THERE WILL BE FUN TODAY
>>334418057
nuhuh
>>334418102
maybe
Out of BGO images, what do I do now?
>>334418451
shit
>>334418102
THERE
WILL
BE
FUN
U
N
>>334418836
how about a hug man?
Come on, who doesn't like fun?
Oh shit, will come soonish
>>334419803
How do we know when this guy comes?
>>334419915
it will say Anonymous has joined, dumbass
>>334419915
You'll know when the time is right.
Come on guys, hasn't even started yet, still waiting on people, get in here!
Game STILL hasn't started fgts
>this and thread is over an hour old
Still room, starting soon. Align your QPUs and get in here.
>>334420437
how do you fuck up this badly?
pls start now
>>334420494
My scuttlebug is rising senpai
>>334420437
people preordered that
>>334420615
Don't forget to pack your parallel dimensions desu.
>>334420524
>Ubisoft
>consoles
theres why
>a soonish period of time passes
>i attempt to join
>goes back to home screen
>can't spectate
o-oh
Keeping this thread alive with merchants
>>334424345
>not picking alchemist
>not goldemizing every item you get
>not immediately taking out life insurance as soon as you can
>not always visiting the pawnshop to sell garbage
oy vey, it's like you all hate shekels
>page 10
whoa there lads
careful
>>334424418
It's been so long, I forget how to hew properly
>not doing teams
boring
