UPF TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
TIME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>>334411426
First XD
link?
old one seems to work: http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/upf031816_1_1400@46333
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>>334412003
Here you go, non-premium friend.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/upf041516_1_1400@46333
>It's a Dan episode
>>334411903
we have upf threads every friday, ya cunt
>A Tales Of inspired game with African lore.
I'm mildly interested in this already.
are they playing a flash game?
>>334411903
>ignore
>posts in the thread anyway
>>334412432
Looks like shit
>There will never be a good game with lore inspired in any civilizations that aren't European
>it was a kickstarter game
oh that explains it
>>334412557
a game developed by Africans in some 3rd world hellhole
>Terrible game
>Rorie, Dan, Brad
>They're talking about their sleeping habits
>Trying to come up with things to talk about this game you can't criticize because muh afrika
ALISON
RAPP
WAS
A
PROSTITUTE
>>334413147
That's all rumors no one can verify or talk about.
Don't forget to write to Nintendo about not standing behind their employees for being terrible employees.
http://www.4chan.org/rules
>Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>stream threads
When will mods follow the rules?
>are egyptian gods still worshipped
>uhhh, I don't want to say no
jesus guys
>>334413263
No one's advertising.
>>334413028
I like watching this. Interesting to see things you don't usually see.
It's a game made by 15 dudes from Africa, with what i assume not a lot of money or experience, of course it's not going to be a Vanillaware game, but it's still interesting to see.
>>334413263
>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards may result in post deletion and a ban.
>>334413263
So Nintendo Directs are advertisements? :)
why is the stream on standby
>>334413263
THIS! I hate DSP/TotalCancer/AngryShit etc just like anybody else around here but at least their shitty videos are FREE. These GiantBomb threads are always advertising PREMIUM bullshit!
>>334413509
It's not. You have the wrong link.
http://gamespothdflash-f.akamaihd.net/upf041516_1_1400@46333
>>334413509
all I'm getting is luchadeer
Hardcore Henry is a mess, but I enjoyed it.
I officially quit this site 3 weeks ago and I used to visit daily. I'm done with the drama and social politics. Ill tune in for the next mario party party but I'm done otherwise.
>>334413480
Vanillaware has a smaller team.
>>334413778
That comparison is never fair at all. Vanillaware are one of a kind. One in a million.
African folk tales is pretty baller.
>>334413675
this had a kickstarter
>>334413928
Yeah, shame this game looks like shit. The writing looks weak and the gameplay looks boring.
>>334413625
What a disgusting human.
>>334412220
thank you friend!
i almost caved in and subscribed last week. but then i keep being reminded of how up and down the quality is
Is there anything in or from africa that isn't behind by at least 2 decades?
>Ancient kings of Zama, my ancestors
This literally "we wuz kings", the game.
>>334413609
yet you can easily watch it if you pay any attention at all
>>334414275
Always wait for the November GB sale. Sometimes they have one during the summer too.
>>334414296
Nope.
>not liking jim carrey
>carrying at all about his political opinions wen it comes to his acting
>>334414296
Unfortunately, the vast majority of the world is vastly behind when it comes to making games. Africa isn't alone here.
Ancestral Force!
Ancestral Force!
Rhino Jump!
We!
Was!
Kings!
>>334413258
>>334413147
who cares lmao
she was kinda hot
>you will never pay her to be your mommy jerking you off
also, they found her escort page where her unique tat is obvious to see
>>334414070
please, show us yourself adonis
>I can't stand Jim Carrey anymore
Wow, Brad is saying something good for onc-
>Because he went full anti-vaccine
Nevermind.
>the RS stick
The idea behind it is cool, but it really is just a generic anime flash game.
>>334414548
the EXIF data from the pictures seems like the most solid evidence desu
>>334414479
You would pretty much have to avoid almost all entertainment then, i like Tom Cruise in movies he always delivers solid performance but he's a nutjob outside acting.
>>334414485
Yea but think about more than games, almost all types of media from africa by genuine Afrikaans
>>334414596
brads always bad at forming and using opinions
>>334414603
we know hes an idiot, we know that
>>334414596
Brad is the Alex of Giant Bomb West
Looks nice and impressive, but I don't think I can be arsed with playing it myself.
>>334414548
>obvious to see
Except it's fucking not. MAYBE 1/4th is shown and it's blurry as fuck.
they never shoulda gave these niggas money
>>334414380
Really? How? Please spoonfeed me anon.
FUCKING BRAD
KILL YOURSELF
FUCK
FUCKS SAKE
>>334414479
>dude WACKY ACTING lmao
he was only in 2 good movies
>>334414668
>brads always bad at forming and using opinions
Mostly because they're not his own and come exclusively from what he reads on Twitter, Tumblr and NeoGaf.
BRAD IS BACK BABY
>Xpanther sold out and now host his best of giant bomb videos on giant bomb youtube channel
>i can't have a separate subscription just for those videos anymore
>>334414626
exactly. if they brought that into their acting, then not cool. but usually they dont.
>>334414756
take a link and plop it into your video viewer of choice. usually works
>>334412124
>>334412220
>Destiny
Better than DOTA, I guess.
Is Destiny finally good?
Jesus christ. Shut the fuck up, Rorie. Fucking idiot needs to be slapped.
>obvious the next game is supposed to be a surprise
>"what's this?" "What are we doing?" "huh?"
We already have a thread. Why split up?
>>334411107
>>334411107
>>334411107
>>334414949
It will never be good. It sucks from the concept alone. It's a MMO.
Dota
Destiny
Division
what is the next shit game Brad shills for?
>>334414826
Anon, come on. Dont be dumb. he hasnt done all WACKY ACTING. dont show your ignorance so badly. not liking him is fine, thats cool. but hes done super serious stuff.
>>334414835
which is sad.
>>334415082
i never even realized this. he has really predictable taste
>>334414979
Jesus Fucking Christ. Does it hurt you fags to have "Giant Bomb" in the OP when you make GB threads?
>people unironically hate dan when brad exists
Danny O'Dwyer is a Cuck
>>334415082
Brad doesn't shill. He has arguably shit taste though.
He's always been into time sink games. Where were you when he was obsessed for Starcraft for a better part of a decade?
>>334415423
brad, alex, rorie. the worst
>>334415423
I just want Vinny and Jeff content but that happens once a year now
>>334415423
legend has it the man has never finished a sentence without tapering off into a chuckle
>>334415082
>forgetting about Souls shit and Clash Royale
Too busy watching the MGScanlon finale to tune in but I have a feeling I'm not missing out on much
Drew is handling a Quiet Exit much better than I expected
>>334414726
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>334415492
>trying to squeeze Dota and Destiny in every GOTY category
nobody should think these games were the best at anything
>>334411903
>Brianna Wu
>Chris Chan
At least everyone else there is, at the very least, tangentially related to video games.
>>334415423
Brad is much more tolerable than Dan. They're both SJW fags, but at least Brad plays off Jeff and Vinny better.
>>334415789
>Brad is much more tolerable than Dan
oh, anon. honey.
>>334415525
Rorie is literally the hero we need.
>>334415492
>He has arguably shit taste, though
>Arguably
You're talking about the man who's sitting here this very instant opening microtransaction crates in Destiny for an audience.
The only thing that animates him is manufactured hype, DOTA, Destiny, and formerly Starcraft. Brad's taste and skill are the absolute low of Giant Bomb.
>>334414275
>>334414381
I legitimately do not understand why anyone subscribes to this. For what purpose, honestly, even for extremely cheap its just 4 guys talking about video games, and a majority of their opinions are garbage anyway with a few exceptions.
I live with a guy who is subbed to them. All he does is watch GB and then pretend like hes played the games hes watched them play. Spouting their opinions as if they were his own, drives me fucking nuts.
why is vinny such a sjw?
>>334415789
But at least Dan puts some effort in what he does. Brad doesn't seem to give a single fuck about any content he does.
>>334416180
married a jew
>>334415789
*gets stuck in a menu for 20 minutes*
>>334415716
I'm glad MGScanlon is over because it hopefully means more Demo Derby which is where it spun off from in the first place
>>334416119
You are a naive confused little anon.
>>334416156
for entertainment purposes. simple as that.
>>334416180
hes not.
>>334415789
>Brad is much more tolerable than Dan.
Ever since brad took over the podcast, it has been complete shit.
How to fix giantbomb:
1. send Brad to NY
2. send Vinny to SF
and your done, its elementary.
>>334416245
People who don't understand Rorie is literally the best person there is the naive ones.
>>334416180
He is not.
The "W" denotes "Warrior"
He may hold certain views, but he doesn't shove them down peoples' throats
>>334416156
I got a lot of entertainment out of them, so i got a year. Ends next month, i think i may resub, not for the full value though.
>>334415716
>Drew is handling a Quiet Exit much better than I expected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pjvom8ezmo
>>334416234
Same here
They even mention mid-episode that since the series is ending they'll have "more time for everything"
Thank christ
>>334416180
Is Drew the only sane one? Anytime an SJW topic comes up on the podcast he never says anything.
>>334416010
Brad plays off Jeff better. Dan is always attention-whoring when he talks to anyone. He's much more obnoxious than Brad.
>>334416180
Don't get mad just because he's a dad and became more mature than his fans
>>334416412
He is secretly a stormfront poster
>>334416412
he's a Mormon
>>334416350
He is the biggest DONT RUIN MY HUGBOX person possible. He is not funny, entertaining and is never interesting.
>Destiny
>>334416639
>5hs later still in a menu
>>334416639
what fucking game are they talking about
>>334416180
Vinny looks weird with hair
>>334416591
naive
>>334416412
he's smart. if you can avoid an argument that will go nowhere, then avoid.
>>334416817
Rorie, please go.
>>334416412
He doesn't live primarily inside the internet/video game echo chamber. He knows what the normies really think.
>no Jeff and Vinny - Persona 5 Endurance Run
>>334416541
I've been getting the same vibe from him. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if it's true.
Have they played the DOOM beta yet?
>>334416541
Gays can't be mormons.
>Jeff made no money on the sale to CBSi
I find that hard to believe.
>>334416394
Finally. I like Dan and Drew and I don't mind MGS but MGScanlon was pretty fucking boring for the most part.
However I would be ok with a Drew playthrough of Revengeance with Jeff there.
>>334417081
there was one in my high school. so youre incorrect
>>334417023
Jeff would just gripe and complain the whole time that it isn't Persona 4.
>it's a brad plays destiny UPF
Why did they agree to let him play this?
>>334417081
tell that to my dad
>>334417097
According to what was said on the time it was pretty much a matter of finding a buyer for GB or letter it go down with whisky. Screened and Anime Vice didn't make it for example.
Jeff wasn't funding it, he wasn't an investor.
>>334417164
Chiefags need to be culled, Vinny was right
>tfw was in the middle of watching the 3rd marioparty stream when the new API hit
So free videos are pretty much dead right? No one has found a way around that shit?
>>334417023
Their quick look of Persona Q was like watching your favourite band reunite for one night to play their greatest hits. Awesome but bittersweet.
WHO IS THE WORST? https://strawpoll.me/7382963
>>334417551
>no vinny
>>334417747
>GB West
just vote Brad fgt
>Join just in time for fucking Destiny
>Now Rorie
I want to kill myself.
>>334416514
He's asleeper agent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfoWZGknO78
>>334417747
>vinny
>worst
nigga what
>that feel when you still miss Ryan
So... Isometric Hand of Fate?
The worst part about Hand of Fate was the bamham combat.
>>334418042
>subscribe to GB
>still hear Ryan say "You did it!"
>>334416412
drew doesn't say anything period, why is he even on the podcast
>>334417182
The fact that everytime Brad brings something to UPF it's terrible should tip you off that no one has the heart to tell him how much of a limpwristed sack of shit he is
>>334417835
He typed out FDR's D-Day address word-for word off the top of his head one UPF. Dude's weird as fuck.
>>334418892
Eisenhower's, whatever.
Just tuned in, anything worth caring about?
>Brad can't get out of the fucking painting in Dark Souls
Fucking hell Brad, how bad can you be?
>>334419151
I hate hearing him talk about any of the souls games.
>>334419151
>"4 hour DLC"
>"Underleveled"
>"I was so close to finishing the game"
woaw.
>>334418892
He likes history and he is curious in general, that's the opposite of weird
>>334419334
dudes a history buff. some people dig that type of thing.
When does it start? I've been on "please stand by" for like 10 minutes now.
>>334419656
lmao
>>334419656
30 min from now
>>334419212
>>334419329
Every single member of GB is a Dark Souls poser except for Vinny
Vinny loves the game for what it is, flaws and all. He's been a fan from the beginning.
People like Brad and Patrick only liked DS because they were told to like it. They think that by playing it they're somehow better than their peers because it's so "hard"
But in reality they're just fucking dipshits.
remember the time rorie inappropriately touched a dog on stream?
>>334419705
>>334419840
It was 6k
if you think about it he made enough money off his shitty books and t-shirts to owe 6k in taxes, that's even more incredible.
>more VR shit
>screen says HOLD STILL CALIBRATING
>dan is swinging his head all over the place like a fucking toddler for no reason
what is this man's problem?
Bump now that the other thread is dead
>>334419831
>that podcast when Vinny tries to explain it to others
>"dude nobody wants a slow japanese action rpg"
Is there an unofficial archive of premium videos? I used that gamersfeed one for a while, but they've gotten wise to it and you can no longer watch anything without a subscription. Is there an alternative?
>>334419963
Too much wrestling rots your brain.
>>334420029
its better this way
The other upf thread got deleted. Talk about Video Games, or we're all fucked.
I really like Dark SoulsIII
>>334420031
I still go back and watch everyone but Vinny shit on Demon Souls in the first quick look of it. It's weird to see how that cult japanese RPG became such a huge and stupid thing.
>>334420054
There used to be a big google docs page with every video on the site. They changed the code on the website recently so all of it is useless now.
>>334419916
You can see it in everybody's eyes.
>>334419916
his dog love is suspect
>>334419831
>>334420031
>>334420149
>Listening to one of the 2008 TGS podcasts at work today
>Ryan talks about this game he saw called Demon's Souls and how he thinks it looks pretty shit
A lot has changed in 8 years
>>334419831
There's alsoAustin
>>334420152
>mfw when hearing jeff tell me that there must be an error on every single video
Dammit.
>>334419831
Austin knows his souls
>>334419916
I remember that time Brad decided not to cut his hair ever, and he looked like a fucked up late-70s Kris Kristofferson band member.
>>334420054
>>334420152
you can still check the chat, theres usually a link in there or so nice anon will make it available for download
>>334420107
Dan is a wrestling pleb.
>>334419916
I thought rorie and dogs was just meme but that pic look suspicious
>Hardcore possibly gay SJW is the only member of GB who does any research or actually likes games outside of the mainstream
i hate him but also i cannot hate him
Is maryposting dead?
>>334415716
HEY DREW THIS PART IS LIKE WRESTLEMANIA 17 WHEN HULK HOGAN PICKED UP MACHO MAN BY THE TAINT
>>334420248
Austin is a legit weeb.
>>334420248
>>334420263
I know Austin gets a lot of hate, but I like him. He's generally pretty well informed on what he's showing and he seems to get genuine enjoyment out of things. It's refreshing.
>>334420365
Replaced by ninaposting
>>334420339
no hes super overboard with it to the point it borders on weird and must be uncomfortable to be around him
>>334420375
i dont mind it. makes me chuckle because i get most the references
>>334419831
Brad has a complex about hard games because everyone told him he was shit at games for years.
>>334420329
Brad imploded after Ryan died. Got fat, wore the same shirt every day, didn't groom himself, played thousands of hours of Dota.
Then he just got the haircut every guy has now because Brad has no actual personality he just follows the zeitgeist.
This thread is like the sanctuary of the normalfags. Try to stay here please, don't go to other threads.
>>334420424
Austin's SJW tendencies are such a shame, because he legit has the best taste on the site
>>334420487
This your first day here?
>yea this is the VR nightmare I was looking for
>>334420339
He literally just started touching the dog's dick when it came up to him. No one else wanted to say anything. Rorie seemed to notice what he was doing after a minute or two and stopped.
We are gonna see Dan tip over with the bike, mark my words.
>>334420356
He's not gat, just nerdy
>>334420424
I really enjoy him too. Talking positively about him may cause shitstorms, so let's stop for now
Dan moaning through speakers. Grandma came and gave me stern look. :(
>>334420480
They all died a little inside after Ryan passed.
Goodnight sweet/fat prince.
>dan moaning
stop this please
wasn't Dan talking about running a marathon or something?
How does someone who supposedly jogs miles everyday get exhausted after a bit of biking?
>>334420480
You skipped when he joined the Brotherhood
Vr is the future
>>334420329
I was alright with fat Brad when he had the shaggy hair and beard. Looked like a wrestler from the 70s. He looks weird with the slicked back hair nowadays
Someone insert all this audio of Dan moaning into a Lexi Love video so it sounds like he's jerking off in the background. :^)
>>334420652
>>334420619
Use headphones, you retards.
>VR games are selling like shit
top fucking kek
>peddling tank
He must be playing the Russian line.
I want to see someone puking live because of VR
>>334420828
What do you expect when the entry level is twice the price of a Neo Geo?
>>334420487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWiRwIw_hFA
>>334420774
?
how would using headphones stop dan from moaning?
>>334420512
Austin liked to pretend that the freelance writers he was hiring to write pieces from the site were all experts in their field, and it would be a wide spectrum of opinions. They specifically wouldn't just be a mouthpiece for certain agendas or just friends he has on twitter.
And then the second article was by some trans dumbass who he's friends with on twitter.
And then almost all of them were like that
:^)
>>334420912
....anon
>>334420912
He's assuming everyone lives with their mom.
>>334420726
What a time, to be alive.
>>334420912
It would stop your grandma from barging into the room or your neighbours wondering if you're fucking your dog.
I've been meaning to take the Mario Party out of this webm and adding a white girl kissing a black guy from a porn(and taking out the visible controller on the left), but I have no video editing skills.
I think this would be a funny webm to make so I hope someone does.
>VR failed miserably
>>334421012
see
>>334420619
>Grandma
not assuming a lot there
>>334421068
kek
>>334420828
>super expensive devices
>also need expensive PCs
>also the games are the VR equivalent of Wii shovelware
Well yeah, of course they're all selling like shit
Oh god, rorie jizzing because a god
>im dan i run marathons this bike is destroying me
>>334421068
to be honest this has potential
>>334421068
You're an ideas guy for webms?
>>334421095
My feelings of gloat thankfully outweigh my disappointment.
So is VR considered a flop yet?
>>334420475
I literally started drooling and crying while watching the video for this. Hardest I've laughed watching GB in years.
>>334421014
I like that he said he got legit Twitter DMs from Palmer Luckey saying he might be wearing it wrong.
>>334421068
jeff really lost weight
>>334421068
That's the most original idea I've ever heard on /v/.
>>334421068
Aids Skrillex pls
>>334411426
does brad still have a fake happy personality specifically for the show?
When will someone play Cibele on UPF?
>>334421272
i dunno is there any sales figures. sony's shit aint out yet is it?
>>334421338
stop posting this gross muffin body
>>334421338
Does she show tits?
>>334421024
both my grandmothers have been dead for well over 10 years now and no other family member is going to barge in because I don't live with any of them so please tell me how wearing headphones will stop dan from moaning?you need to be 18 or older to post on this website
>>334421448
>hyper sjw show tits
come on, anon.
you have to buy her dinner first
>>334421095
As far as AAA games go maybe, but small projects and game conversions aren't going to stop.
>>334419916
Jeff's face is all you need to see how everyone feels about Rorie.
>>334421276
that YEEES NOOOOO is the funniest brad thing ever
>>334421492
obviously thought you were other anon, anon. stop being so buttmad
>>334421024
>>334421068
here's a better idea, add a pic of Zoe Quinn or the lewd pics of that whore who got fired from Nintendo
My fucking sides Jason
>>334421397
>not wanting to fuck that muffin
Gay?
>>334421559
>>334421276
https://twitter.com/Fobwashed/status/717477148106166272
Brad laughter and that Drew ending nailed it.
>>334421675
No, just super straight with better standards than you.
>>334421272
Maybe, maybe not. Facebook is playing the long game.
>>334421907
looks like your average art college chick
with that greasy, terribly colored hair with roots showing.
>>334422009
>That framerate
>>334422021
she probably smells bad, in the bad areas
>>334421809
>super straight
Overcompensating?
>>334422021
neat
This would probably get me to exercise.
