If Ryouna were my mom things would be different around here.
If Ryouna were my mom I'd want to have sex with my mom!
>>334390596
But that's your dad's job. You can't be your own dad.
>>334390679
You can sex people without being a dad
>>334390950
>>334390427
She'd make you spank her for your bad behavior.
>>334390427
Yeah, you'd be even more autistic and emotionally stunted, since instead of teaching you anything close to morals, good behavior, or common sense, she'd be out fucking anyone who would treat her poorly and probably get addicted to heroin.
oh wait you were hoping for people to validate your degenerate sexual fantasies, my bad. Yeah go ahead and fuck your mom, you fucking wackjob.
>>334391843
Aunt Ryoubi would keep her on a tight chain while helping raise the child.
>>334390596
I also want to have sex with my mom.
Well, I want Ryouna to be my wife.
>>334392102
You're going to have to learn how to dance first
>>334391964
My wife doesn't have time to raise you.
We've got our own kids.
Don't you put this on us.
>>334392440
I-I can't dance
>>334391964
No, she wouldn't. At best you get raised by extended family while constantly asking yourself why mommy doesn't love you or care about you enough to hang around for more than an hour a week, and why she spends all of her time whoring herself out for drugs and alcohol. A fantasy world where Ryouna is your mother and doesn't consistently neglect you in order to fulfill her insatiable desires is a fantasy world where Ryouna isn't Ryouna.
You don't want her to be your mother; you want some vague idea of a woman you made up who looks like her to be your mother, but behaves nothing like her except maybe bending over too much and saying weird, inappropriate things often.
>>334392570
Ryoubi can't leave Ryouna to her own devices so you'd have to be okay with looking after her children as well as your own.
>>334392682
>>334392673
Then you better learn it since she likes to dance and wants to find a partner that can keep up with her.
http://www.bitzeni.com/private/misc/01B3A8F3/DEATHxKISS.htm
Have you guys bought some medicine for your problems yet?
>>334392940
I can dance sexually
And by dance I mean be abusive
I'm going to marry Yumi!
>>334393195
It better be top notch abuse then.
>>334393618
You'd be the middle child in a family of seven.
If Murasaki would be my momI'd NTR my dad
>>334395038
If 'Saki were my mom I'd go to a doctor to check for heart disease
>>334395038
No arguing that logic.
>>334395038
I wish I was Murasaki
>>334390427
Asuka
Miyabi
Yumi
Yozakura
are the only girls that should be your mom,because they're the only normal people in this series.
>>334395872
Haruka would be a good mom too.
>>334396151
I want Haruka to mother me.
>>334396151
She's not normal and would probably perform some weird ass experiments on you
>>334396282
I want Haruka toforce me into girl clothes and treat me like her daughter
IF BLASTOISE WAS MY DAD
>>334396514
Maybe for a little fun but she wouldn't hurt those she cares about. The worst that would happen is you'd be dancing the samba.
>>334390427
Well for starters you might be a shinobi or a failure like Murasame. You won't really see Ryouna that often seeing how most of the character's parents are dead or unknown.