>go on Youtube
>want to watch a review
>THIS VIDEO IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY AUDIBLE BLABLABLA
Hey if it supports youtubers I like then I dont mind, I dont pay for youtube shit so atleast I put up with an ad if it means the youtuber gets to fucking eat
>>334382445
literal autism the post
>>334382445
>this entire post
my daytime /v/ has really gone to shit. i don't know if it's eurocucks nightposting or amerifats dayposting.
>>334380825
>go on youtube
>watch review
>hey guys it's shitnigger666, make sure to subscribe, like, and support my patreon and make sure to check out my let's play channel
>>334382535
>>334382619
Nothing he>>334382445
said is wrong. Shits usually at the end of the video anyway. Just skip it if you don't give a fuck. I prefer people that make good videos to be able to continue to do it, personally.
>>334382795
If that's actually his name then I'd subscribe
>>334382795
>and follow me on twitter, facebook and check me out on instagram.
>end of video
>hey guys if you liked this video, subscribe, follow, check me out, ect
>>334382535
>>334382619
What a couple of babies
>hey guys x here
>>334382939
I bet you got chicken wings for arms, that's a trait of autism
>>334380825
>go to youtube
>look up a tutorial
>HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL. IN THIS VIDEO WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT BLABLABLA...
>NOW BEFORE WE GET STARTED I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE HISTORY OF BLABLABLA...
>>334380825
>like a guys videos
>won't watch him because he has a retarded 30 second intro of full of grating sound effects and babys first animated graphics for the name of the channel
>start video
>HEY GUYS ITS ASSCLOWN SHITPUPPET
Holy fuck I hate this shit
>>334380825
What are they supposed to do, ask you to donate?
>>334383024
Guess again asshole
>it's a "people shouldn't get paid for doing their jobs" thread
>>334383065
>find a decent reviewer
>subscribe to him
>he makes a video every day
>they're all daily vlogs
>he only makes one or two reviews a month
>>334382445
There's a community called Leddit that you'd fit right in with
>>334383206
>hey guys, if you liked this video please, subscribe, like this video, comment down below and also don't forget to click the donation button!
>every donation helps
>for every 10 cents you donate, I will say your youtube name in the next video intro and keep it on the screen 1 second per 10 cents
YOUTUBE NOW WITH DONATION BUTTON
>Be sure to Like and Subscribe
>>334383264
>people actually think having a youtube channel is a job
what a time to be alive, isn't it.
>like some guy videos
>rarely go over 20 views
>>334383405
That's so cancerous. I hope nobody does that. A few channels I subscribe to simply put a thank you to the Patreon backers in the credits. Anything else is just tacky.
>>334383495
>smaller channel gets big
>it immediately goes to shit
>>334383405
You mean YouTube Red?
>>334383264
>Podcasting on video
>Jobs
I don't think that word means what you think it means
>Do you want a box of useless tacky garbage for gamers, geeks and nerds Hot Topics and comic book stores couldn't sell delivered to your door for only 13.37 (LOL!!!!!) a month?
>Youtuber is shilling an Audible subscription
>They talk up some shitty high school required reading book
>>334383053
Depends on what I wanna look up, but sometimes I like hearing about the history of stuff.Well more like read about it, I don't watch video reviews because of all the garbage mentioned ITT. But I do enjoy those sections!
>>334383505
oh it will happen,
>pewdiepie
AND NOW ITS DONATION CREDITS TIME
>10 minutes of names that donated
>Biggest donator gets a big fat watermark in the middle of the screen during the actual video
>>334383472
It is though. Those dudes that make minecraft videos and whatnot are the current version of kid's shows, and make a decent chunk of money off doing so. Being dense and not realizing this isn't going to change the truth.
>>334380825
Okay, then don't bitch when they make a Patreon.
>>334383495
What channel?
>half of the video is the intro
>>334383302
Do we post underrated reviewers now?
https://www.youtube.com/user/DWTerminator/videos
If you're the type of faggot who watches youtube to begin with you have no right to complain about them shilling, you're no better
>>334383663
>mfw when my nephew doesn't even watch tv he just sits there with an ipad and watches minecraft videos and for some reason madden nfl mock drafts or something i honestly don't even know what the hell it is.
this is literally the downfall of society. at least kids shows pretended to be educational or somewhat pseudo interactive.
>>334383601
There's blood in the box.
>>334383472
What would you call it when you buy your own gear, write your own script and do the recording/production yourself?
I'm really confused as to what the hell you guys want.
>>334383790
>do we shill for garbage channels now
no anon. that's not the spirit of the thread.
Remember when youtube is used to upload/watch videos only?
2006-2011
>Click video
>Video plays
2011-Present
>Click Video
>Skip Ads
>Skip annotations
>HEY GUYS ITS BLAH BLAH BLAH
>2 seconds later
>DONT FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE, LIKE AND DONATE TO MY PATREON
>Video ends in less than 2 minutes
Jesus Christ, Kids these days...
>>334383601
I swear this shit is everywhere. Do they send free boxes to any channel that gets above a certain amount of views? I'm certain that they do this.
>>334383674
D-don't judge m-me https://www.youtube.com/user/metalwizard32
>>334384063
F-f-f-f-faggot.
>>334383601
Got a friend who gets this stuff, he thinks its cool. I've not bothered to check it out yet.
>Watch gameplay video of game Im interested in
HEY WHATS UP GUYS THIS IS COCKSUCKER420 AND TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAY-
>>334383974
>Want to watch a gameplay video to see how the game looks like and if I'll buy it
>All of them are commented
>>334383974
> Not using adblock?
You make me fucking sick.
>>334383870
Wow.
You sound like a caricature of an 80 year old, you know that?
>>334384239
Ads INSIDE THE VIDEO, not official Ads, unavoidable
>>334384010
I think so. Ashens shits on them every month and he still gets boxes from multiple companies.
>>334384010
Yeah they do they send boxes in exchange for people doing unboxing videos on their channel.
>go on YT for gameplay videos in the past
>plenty of videos about just gameplay
>go on YT for gameplay videos today
>unless you type in "without commentary" you can only find nasally losers trying to become the next big e-celeb by doing shitty commentary with the gameplay sound on its lowest setting
>>334384063
Old school as fuck.I like it
>>334383928
>I'm really confused as to what the hell you guys want.
people who make entertaining videos because they enjoy doing it and not purely for commercial gain. if i wanted to get shilled at for 30 seconds every 5 minutes of entertainment i'd watch tv.
>>334384348
Never seen that happen, what fucking channels are you watching for fucks sake.
>>334384412
>people who make entertaining videos because they enjoy doing it and not purely for commercial gain
Okay, then don't bitch when they don't upload for a month.
>if i wanted to get shilled at for 30 seconds every 5 minutes of entertainment i'd watch tv
What channels are you watching?
>>334383974
>annotation spam ads and shit
holy fuck there should be a report button for misusing the feature.
>>334382795
you talkin about this stupid faggot
>CLASSIC GAME ROOM IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MAGNUM SKYWOLF
>CGR IS SUPPORTED BY FANS ON PATREON
>BANISHED FROM EARTH CLASSIC GAME ROOM BROADCAST FROM THE INTERGALACTIC SPACE ARCADE ON ITS NEVERENDING MISSION TO REVIEW EVERYTHING
>THANK YOU FOR WATCHING, FOLLOW CLASSIC GAME ROOM ON TWITTER FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM YOUTUBE AND PATREON
>DON'T MISS MAGNUM SKYWOLF, ALSO ON PATREON
>WELCOME TO THE CLUB, IT'S THE LORD CARNAGE CLUB
God dammit, Mark, this is not based at all.
>>334384412
making quality videos takes a lot of time
>>334384412
Maybe watch those channels then and don't cry when people actually want compensation for their work.
>>334383841
What do YOU do besides shitpost on /v/ then?
>>334382996
>WHAT is up everybody _____ here
>what is up guys
>whats goin on guys
>>334383841
>he said while posting on /v/
>>334384512
>Okay, then don't bitch when they don't upload for a month.
i don't. do people really do this? i have a feeling the content creators read some posts that say "cmon man it's been 3 weeks since your last video where the hell have you been" and blow it out of proportion going "fucking hell, you're not entitled to me making videos for you. i spend a lot of my time and money making these. why are you so ungrateful."
it's just autism
>What channels are you watching?
i have literally never subbed or any of that to any channel. i don't watch "shows" on youtube because i don't find them entertaining. it's mostly random diy videos and informational stuff. right now a lot of 6dof machines.
>>334385125
There are people who bitch if a video isn't uploaded in a timely manner
Pretty sure pewdiepie received death threats if he doesn't upload something
>>334384775
>>334384938
not him but i don't understand how him shitposting on /v/ in the same thread you're shitposting in make what he said invalid.
>>334385125
>blow it out of proportion
If it's one guy, sure. If it's a dozen, two dozen guys asking for a video every goddamn day, you can see how that might get on somebody's nerves.
>>334384932
>>what is up guys
>>whats goin on guys
>>334385419
>>334384932
Does it really put that much of a bug in your ass? Saying "hi"?
>YOU GUYS LOVE ANIME? THEN SUPPORT ANIME BY PAYING FOR PIRATED RAWS WITH POORLY SLAPPED SUBS ON CRUNCHYROLL
How are they a legit business, even?
>>334385419
>in regards to the method that I...
>5 seconds later OH SHIT NIGGA MY DICK
Etika has multiple personalities
>>334385381
i just don't get it. people, most likely little kids, are mad that you aren't posting videos every day. ok, fine. why can't content creators just ignore shit like that. i don't understand what it is that makes them think anything other than "well fuck that guy, he doesn't have to watch." it's not even worth addressing those people.
now if you're shilling garbage on your channel and your "customers" are upset because you don't meet their expectations it's your own fault that you feel so much pressure to not lose them as subscribers.
>Open a gameplay video
>WUB WUB WUWUWUWUBUUUUUUUUB
>HOW'S IT GOING YOUTUBE!!!!
>>334385707
Nah, that's just black people in general.I think they're fun
>>334384390
>go on YT for gameplay videos in the past
>it's a pain in the ass to find exactly what you want because people could abuse the search engine by filling their video's description with random words
>find something close to what you want
>10 minute video of some clown shuffling through the main menu, watching the opening cutscene, then running around in a circle for the remaining 30 seconds
>you need to dig through his channel to find all the parts because the related videos don't show anything relevant
Fixed that for you.
>want to watch a review before buying a game
>read a couple and make my decision
>friend says to watch someone named Mad Joe's review of it (he couldn't even remember his name)
>look up his review of the game
>not even 5mins into the review he says this
>"you fight (insert character) at the end of the game."
>close the video
How the fuck does Angry Joe get views!? He fucking spoils a game like that, and everyone think that's fine? I don't want to know who the final fucking boss is. I may as well not buy the game if your just going to tell me EVERYTHING.
http://strawpoll.me/7378572
>>334385781
i think that's the mentality of people who look up game content on youtube. a complete review of the game is like the evolution of watching a let's play. pure crystalized adhd at it's finest. now you know everything about the game and it only took 5 minutes.
>>334385347
>asking a question is shitposting
Okay, anon.
>>334385674
They also sell manga scans and anime paraphernalia.
>>334380825
>try to watch video
>AN OPULENT BANQUET CONCLUDED THE MORNING'S FESTIVITIES
>>334386149
>you can't shitpost in the form of a question
>any comment i don't agree with is shitposting
okay, anon :^)
>>334383598
>Being a stage comedian is a job
>Being a comedian on youtube isn't because I want to fit in on /v/
Grow up. If it makes money and it's legal, it's a job. You sound like your grandparents
"BEING AN ACTOR ISNT A JOB, WORK THE FARM!"
>>334385781
>>334386076
What Youtubers think are complete reviews are actually just bad synopses.
They don't dive deep enough into why certain aspects of the game work or don't work. They just point out some flaws and things they didn't like over the course of the game.
The worst "reviews" don't even talk about the whole game. I've watched countless "reviews" that end in "I got bored" or "this level is too hard so I quit".
>>334384932
LETS GET RIGHT INTO THE BEHEADINGS
>>334387245
i make shitty furniture and other carpentry stuff fairly regularly for people i know and some i don't. they give me money in exchange. i don't consider it a job. i also would never mistake it to be a job to the point where if i did it full time and people complained that i was too slow or my work wasn't good enough that i would have an autism attack like so many youtubers seem to do.
>>334383468
has there ever been a single case where saying this actually convinced a person to like and subscribe? I'm being serious.
>>334388143
i don't think it's to convince anyone. i think it's a reminder to gottagofast short attention span viewers who would sub but they're already spam clicking links to other videos.
>>334380825
Quit watching gawker media-tier channels you bodangus
>>334388105
Are you referring to people that upload videos without ads/patreons? I think they're fully justified in having an "autism attack" when a core group of people won't stop bitching about not having a new video every week. The uploader probably has a full-time job and other obligations. As for people that do monetize their shit, that's different, but I would still consider it a job if they were uploading quality videos on a daily/weekly basis. Why wouldn't it be?
>>334383625
It's cool when I'm looking for something to pass the time, but when I'm trying to figure out how to set up a program, it's absolutely obnoxious. At least a few channels will put an annotation to let me skip to the fucking point. But more youtubers need to do that.
>>334388810
>getting mad over youtube comments
why get mad over some nobodies bitching in the comments section. i mean right now, if i planned on creating a channel, i know that there are going to be some people talking shit in the comments. i can either ignore it, or lose my shit over it. either way i know what i'm getting into. do these people not have the same foresight? disable comments if you're that thin skinned. hell, make your own website and embed your youtube videos on there and have a comment/forum system that you can moderate into your own little hugbox.
the argument about youtube content creation being a job. fine, i concede that it can be. i think it's a retarded field to go into. 99% of people who do are so unprepared and unprofessional. the thing is any asshole who spends 500 dollars on equipment and quits his day job because he makes just enough money to feed himself from youtube is a fucking moron. these are the kind of people who seem to complain the most that "their job is so hard"
>>334383601
I want the dhalsim and futurama stuff but everything else sucks
Reminder that Tobuscus is going to jail for rape
>>334390186
who?
>>334382892
t. Stonefoxmedia
>>334390715
The bastard behind Annoying Orange. He apparently also had a gaming channel. Recently he was accused of rape. But rape accusations are the modern day Salem Witch Hunt, so I'm not taking anyone's side here.
>>334382535
>>334382619
Le same faggot
>Go to Youtube
>Type in any video game
>See reaction face thumbnails
>See clearly misleading title in caps
>Every video is "HEY THERE, COCKFAGGOTS! I'M TURBOFAGGOT169 AND I'M PLAYING-" or sometimes other faggots doing the same thing in a different language.
>>334390989
>retard who can't spot a samefag tries to point out a same fag 100 posts/ 2 hours ago
le ebin
>>334390989
> let
you fucking faggot nigger get out.
>Go to Youtube
>Watch gameplay video
>Intro with dubstep starts
>"HEY GUYS!"
>>334383653
Nigga pewds has a patreon? If he does I'm gonna shoot myself.
>go to youtube
>racist mario makes it somewhere in the page
>>334391982
he would be stupid not to
>>334383790
He's kinda boring famalam
>>334383974
>skip annotations
Nigga what?
>>334382535
Tighten your tie tighter, wagecuck.
>>334392459
You keep them up? Those annoying colourful fucking blocks that do nothing but spam other videos etc? Your retarded.
>>334383530
Fucking always happens senpai. Learned to accept it as part of the cycle of life.
>>334392557
>"I don't know how the world works" the post
>>334392557
>neets get their income from being "self employed" youtubers
>not autismbux
loving every laugh
>>334384238
>>334384189
I like commentary on gameplay. Some games are wonky to play, like control wise, so having someone's opinion to compare to reviews and /v/irgins helps make conclusions about games. I watched totalbiscuit do Shadow of Mordor before I bought it.
>>334390186
nlikely, since even if everything she says is true it's basically a case of rape declared ex post facto and our legal system isn't pozzed enough to convict for that yet. Give it a few Democrat supreme court nominees, then we'll see.
>>334389886
>tfw got bender first try
>>334384631
>gay furry who believes Holy Mountain is the best film ever
Lol
>>334382445
Whoever makes a living by making youtube videos is a fucking idiot.
When looking for gameplay footage on youtube I usually pick stuff with ~10,000 views. When you see something with over 500,000 it's always shit like "HEY WHATS UP GUYS IT'S YA BOY HERE COMING AT YOU WITH ANOTHER VIDEO".
>>334392725
that's a pretty cancerous post you have their senpai. commentary belongs in a review not in gameplay vids.
>go on Youtube
>want to listen vidya music
>load up a playlist
>half of the shit is ukulele covers and acapella shit
>30 second advertisement at the end of a video
>content creator gets some extra money
>not obligated to watch it whatsoever
You must literally be autistic to have any kind of problem with this.
>>334392890
Why?
>>334393087
>put on a playlist of videos
>trying to get comfy and watch some youtube shit
>have to get up and skip to the next vid at the end everytime
credits are also shit in my chinese cartoons. netflix got it right with having it go to the next episode once the credits start rolling.
>>334383974
Nope, I remember
>Click video
>30 second/1 minute intro
>let the bodies hit the floor
>linkin park
>faggot types into notepad, backspacing a word entirely if they make one mistake
>naruto vs sasuke amv
>>334393293
The extra 30 seconds is that bothersome that you need to get up and skip it? I'd just call you a lazy fag but I understand the comfy binge thing. Just look at your phone for 30 seconds and text a bitch or something familia.
>>334383974
>rose colored glasses
Shit was differently bad back then. The biggest problem with YouTube now is copyright shit
>>334387628
And that's why I like TotalBiscuit, even though the rest of this board wants him to die. He gets stuck on mundane technical shit sometimes, but so do I. Elder Geek does a nice job, too.
rooster teeth
>that gook nigger keeps talking
jesus christ
>>334393527
>commercials are so bothersome that they make you want to skip them
...yes?
>just post on your wall or send a tweet. maybe in the middle of watching videos it's a great time to start a text conversation
your generation is disgusting
>>334394072
You're disgusting and I fucked your dad last night.
>>334394145
>mfw pops is in the hospital for heart attack
i hope you took it easy on him
>>334384371
Actually I think he buys his now. I think he mentioned at one point that he pays for them. Considering how much they get shit on, it wouldn't surprise me if they stopped sending free ones to him.
>>334394072
Posting on Facebook and tweeting are both cancerous. I never suggested either. And you must really be a fag to shy away from any kind of social interaction other than posting on /v/. Your generation is disgusting.
>>334394320
On him or in him?
>>334382535
so edgy
>>334384412
What if they do it because they enjoy it AND they make money from it?
>>334391058
Reaction face thumbnails infuriate me .
Reaction videos infuriate me.
Like reaction videos used to be so enjoyable to watch before they became a genere. Cancer audiences want CRAAZY reactions so cancer YouTube makes it happen .
I think max's cloud reaction was the only one I've believed in awhile because he loves ff7.
>>334394387
>if you don't socially interact through your phone you must not socially interact at all.
where from my post did you get the idea that i shy away from social interaction you autist?
>>334394520
how is that post worthy of being called edgy? learn your memes before you post them
>flashy 10-20s intro accompanied by the most generic monstercat music possible
>ads spliced into the video
>video thumbnail with the creators face on it making a goofy expression
>please leave a comment, I really want to know what you guys think
>check out my twitch gaming channel
I wish I could block 3/4th's of youtube videos that keep getting spammed in my suggestion box.
>>334392890
Not him, but it's quite the opposite in many cases. They've found the perfect means of capitalizing on actual idiots and milk the fuck out of it while they can.
Fuck, I wish I had thought of it. I don't have tits but I'm perfectly capable of being as unfunny as Markiplier.
>>334394987
Using "autism" as a blanket term for viewpoints that aren't your own may not be edgy, but it is still really stupid.
>>334383601
The box stuff is fun in doses.
Girlfriend loves deadpool so I got her that collector corps. Box. It was..okay. just vinyls and pins and such. She got a Tshirt though she really liked.
I got the gotg box and the scarf is fucking amazing
>>334394858
a job is always a job anon. if you've ever had one you'd know the feeling. i got a job doing what i love. it still sucks. funny thing is i go home and do the same shit and it's infinitely more enjoyable.
>>334395109
Dude isn't funny, but I wish I had his voice.
>>334392062
this
>>334395209
His voice is actually kind of disrupting when he's doing that whole shouting thing. When he speaks regularly, it's actually kind of nice.
>>334393372
Oh fuck I laughed .
It's true.
Game play video
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR.
it's not even that good a song
>>334380825
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>>334395125
it's the same thing as calling someone retarded. stop being such an autistic fag.
>>334394462
Why would you take it easy in him? Put more effort into your work, man, you can't half-ass fucking someone's dad.
I never understood the WACKY DUBSTEP INTROS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH
Like what the hell man? Why cant you just start the video up. Lets say I was playing dark souls three, and its episode 5 or whatever, after yknow, introducing the game, all you gotta do is start the recording. Do something like "Alright, this time, I think I'm gonna try to do this and this with this and maybe do that, I heard something about etc" instead of "HEYWHATSUPEVERYBODYMYNAMEISOBVIOUSBECAUSEITSPLASTEREDEVERYWHEREANDYOU'VEPROBABLYSEENME200TIMES PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE ALREADY PSPAFSBVABWOOOOOOOOOM WACKY FONTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
>>334380825
>he doesnt have an ad blocker
I try to just get to the point in my videos. I actually had a guy who pointed out in my videos that I needed to actually slow down my videos or pause them or something and explain more of what was going on. He said a lot of stuff I do is probably too highly skilled for the average person to understand or the reasoning behind my actions wasnt clear because too much was going on at once.
>>334382795
The only time I do this is at the end of some videos but its usually more like
"If you liked this video, check out my other guides HERE and HERE covering the other two classes."
>>334383065
Some networks used to force you to put a branding intro.
My network used to make me, but my intro back then was like a cow that said moo with the company logo and it was low volume and like 2s long.
People who do that 30s shit are huge fucking faggots.
>>334383974
Old youtube was the shit.
The community was so supportive of each other.
if you had a guide someone else would post their guide and it was like you were all friends playing videogames together and making each other better.
If someone left a negative comment they explained what you did or said wrong and what was right and made a video or something showing and explaining why their opinion was correct.
Now its all that shit you listed and WHOS WATCHING 2016, ARE YOU A GIRL, YOU SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT, WOW YOUR 3 YEAR OLD VIDEO IS COMPLETELY WRONG DOWNVOTED ON ALL 7 OF MY ACCOUNTS
>>334384631
I actually like this in the video description.
It makes it easy for me to follow on the shit of theirs I want to follow and covers whatever I want.
What pisses me off is when they use a song or something and dont give any of this info and I have to fucking go look for it.
Id take text links over in-video audio bullshit anyday.
>>334385125
A lot of people yell at me about it and I have to repeat myself over and over and over and be like yeah I lost my 5tb harddrive so I lost all my projects.
>>334395186
So what you're saying is that it's possible to make money from doing a thing and still enjoy that thing.
>>334395354
Not interested unless I get a free mattress.
Youtube has gotten worse over the years, the worst thing I experienced was 3rd party apps for mobile ended up having videos not coming up. Then they shut them down entirely. I think i'll go off youtube forever if they get rid of the mobile version of their site, any mobile app they have nowadays is fucking dreadful compared to the one I used 4 years ago.
>>334395835
>I actually like this in the video description.
Leave that shit on your about page, if you have nothing relevant to say about your current video just make a short summary.
If you want to be an even bigger faggot, plaster annotations of all your social media all over the video, ideally ones that take up the entire screen so people that click on the video to pause it are directly taken to one of your other channels, further cementing your place in the faggot annals of youtube history.
>>334395876
im saying that once you make a hobby into a living, something that you depend on to keep your house and food on the table, it's not as enjoyable as it was when it was just a hobby.
when your hobby is producing youtube content i imagine your work is going to suffer the more you start thinking of it as a job and less as a hobby.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1osqA7MQcvM
>>334396165
i wonder if they will ever have a competitor. you can't recreate that 90s early 2000s internet magic when corporations didn't send c&d and copyright infirngement shit.
>>334385767
Yeah nothing bothers me more then bad fucking editing.
I cut all of that shit out.
I understand if its a livestream but if its not its like fuck you.
Every video should be in a playlist.
Ideally every video should have a Next and Prev annotation if its part of a series or walkthrough where you can easily get to the playlist or the next or previous video with no effort.
Thats a bit more work to do but its really fucking beautiful when its done.
>>334387628
Ive seen lots that are basically just oneliners and zoomins and stupid shit like WOAH THIS GUY HAS CHAINS
>proceeds to fucking play the game incorrectly like a mother fucking retard
WOW THIS GAME IS STUPID GUYS
>>334388810
Honestly, it takes no fucking effort to upload a vlog.
Thats how I consider most lets plays.
I play the game and record and something cool happens I slap it in the timeline and encode it. Bam DONE. Upload it on my phone or while I sleep.
Then I work on a major project throughout the week and post it weekly or bi-weekly at the end of the week. I have to do tons of editing and camera work and whatever. But to just post something? Literally 10 mouse clicks of effort.
>>334393527
Its really fucking annoying. I have some playlists with like 100-300 videos in them. If someone was watching my series, you think they want to hear that repetative shit every fucking video? You think its okay to be a huge fucking faggot and waste 30s of their life over and over?
>all these poorfags upset that people on youtube make more money in a month than they will in 10 years time
>>334396550
Probably not. I don't see any competition for youtube now. I think it will just keep getting worse and people will just put up with it.
>>334396452
You sound like kermit the frog during puberty
>>334396979
>that logic
>>334396979
>projecting
it's what? .001 percent of youtubers who make a living off of it.
>This audiobook is a free libravox recording
>>334389596
Because they're your source of income
>>334384390
>Type in [video game] longplay
>Click link titled [video game] longplay
>HEY IT'S ME AGAIN AND TODAY WE ARE GOING TO
I mean honestly I don't hate commentary categorically, but almost every one of these chucklefucks seems to be trying to be grating and flamboyant as possible.
>>334397691
i think it might actually be some kind of mental social disorder where these people actually think people are watching because of their personality or something.
>>334392160
Why? He literally bought a 2 million dollar house with his YouTube money and no donations.
>>334392619
>Your retarded.
Lol, but I thought you were confusing annotations with something else. You can't skip them you have to turn them off
>>334397856
>he could have bought a 4 million dollar house if he had a patreon
>more money is bad
i mean good on him for not greedily taking donations from underage kids parents but the fact that pewdiepie has more dignity than every other run of the mill, view thirsty, faggot doesn't help his bank account.
>>334392968
Fair enough, but just watching gameplay is kind of boring, even for that purpose.
>>334397945
>youtube setting semantics
i'd post a reaction image but my browser crashes for some reason.
>>334398117
boring but informative. i don't watch other people play games for entertainment. i watch to see if i might like to play said game.
>>334394987
>where from my post did you get the idea that i shy away from social interaction
Not him, but the part where you're shitposting on /v/
>>334398448
ohhhhhhh man so clever so funnay
>>334393546
Yeah copyright killed youtube and creativity. I hope you posted on the DMCA community evaluation the copyright office did about a week ago. I know I did. All that shit does is make false flags by third parties overseas that larger corps pay under the table to fuck with small channels and everyone in general. I think the solution is a rentable service. You can use content from the id system say songs or movies and use them in your videos but you have to pay a $5 fee for say universal's library or rent a song or video individually for a $1. Content creators get paid instead of just being MUH COPYRIGHT faggots and fair use is encouraged and creativity is encouraged.
>>334394917
I thought those one faggots copyrighted the "reaction video" design.
>>334395986
You can always come over to my house and sleep in my bed ;)
>>334396165
I remember when I bought an sd card to upload my videos from my phone and the youtube app wouldnt even acknowledge that it existed.
>>334396180
I dunno I never see it unless someone only puts less than 4-5 lines in their description.
Mine is usually set like
1 liner summary
paragraph summary going over events in detail in chronological order
links to social media stuff
thumbnail CC annotation link
song/sfx used in video
So like pic related and then it goes into >>334384631
I honestly think thats the best way because it covers everything that people would search for and you should cover everything in a video and not leave it out because people want to find 1 video that has everything they were looking for not fucking spend all day searching through all these videos just to find something my lazy ass left out in my video.
>>334398052
Yeah, that's really the one saving grace for him, I don't like his videos, but he makes money and does it for fun. I don't blame people when the fans request a way to donate, but you can't just start with a patreon, you gotta make quality content. Or be roboticbagel...
>>334398171
Update that shit son
>>334383472
>Do something
>Make money from it
>Continue working on thing
>Make more money from it
sounds like a job
>>334397691
I did some longplays really high and first got my marijuana card and I narrated all the voices and I feel really bad. My friend said im not allowed to take them down because I have to live with that shame forever. God damn does it hurt my soul when I look at my autism. He will mic spam them at me at random intervals in voip so I can never forget. He said If I delete them hes just going to reupload them and do it even more often.
>>334398795
>I thought those one faggots copyrighted the "reaction video" design.
you just can't use their format. obviously you can still post reaction videos.
>>334398795
Wow I made so many errors in that description.
Holy fuck im retarded.
>>334399210
see
>>334388105
>>334399074
at work on mobile data plan. one of these days ill bring the update in on a jumpdrive or something.i have an 8 gig monthly allowance. i highly doubt i ever come near it but i'm just lazy
>Watch a reviewer on a /v/ made gaming forum
>dresses up like a complete douchebag and has a 2 minute live action skit where he tries way too hard to be Jantran
>finally goes into the game, but there's stupid animation and LOLSOWACKY fonts all over the screen obscuring the game
>every 20 seconds there's a cut off to the reviewers stupid overedited jokes
I want to watch a VIDEOGAME REVIEW, not have an aneurysm. Fuck's sake.
>>334400296
>Watch a reviewer on a /v/ made gaming forum
you have no one to blame but yourself. was he at least 16 or older?
>>334400604
Hey I thought since it was /v/ there would be some higher standardsHaha holy fuck who am I kidding?
Just barely over the underage limit.
What's the bear minimum amount of talking I have to do to monetize gameplay videos?
>>334400807
None.
>>334400783
click on any /v/iraled youtube video and read the comments.then click on the profiles and start looking at the videos.you'll never cringe so hard in your life and it will make you laugh everytime you get into an argument on here and you look back and remember the kind of person you're talking with.
>>334400807
you at least need to scream everytime something could even be concieved as startling.
>>334401094
Yeah, when I saw all the positive comments from all the circlejerk channels I got so frustrated with dissapointment, just because all the legit good channels with good reviews that are unique and not over edited knock off jontron shticks are getting shat on by the ADHD children that want the screen and wacky yellow fonts flying rapidly all over the place.
>>334400807
My neutral only cares if ypu fet a certain watch tinge or I think 5k views a month and you're partnered.
YouTube director used to be this huge thing that I had to apply for and I had two million views to get accepted. Now they just give partner to anyone.
>>334401362
post link so anons can talk shit plsseriously, i want it
>>334384371
Considering how much he tears them down I doubt he gets them free
>>334401353
well if they're doing it for view numbers they're not worth watching anyways senpai. good channels will never get good numbers because most people have shit taste.
>>334402204
I understand wanting views, everyone does, I like it myself when people watch my videos. But god damn, stop imitating other more successful people. You just openly admit that you have no sense of original humour and that you'll never be as good as the person you're imitating. Also showing your ugly mug on screen won't make the video any better whatsoever.
>>334402412
>i dont want to start a channel
>if i did i know i'd subconciously try to emulate cr1tikal because, while not always funny and sometimes a little cringey, he's the only let's player i have any respect for
meh.
>>334402741
Hes the only youtuber I have legit fate on, hes really fucking chill.
>>334401562
A best of video I worked the hardest on editing some 300 videos of mine for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnQ0BAeHzfg
One of my new music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjObBad-RVc
My most popular video almost 900k views of autistic screaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz57koyV980
>>334384420
I know ReviewTechUSa does it. But that guy is shit regardless.
>>334404305
you made me wait too long anon. i have to actually do some work at work now.
>>334404503
You seem angry, I'll call you back in an hour when youve calmed down and we can get coffee after you pay that 200 quesadillas back to Grande Mozarella, ok Richie?
>>334388317
>>334388143
yeah alot of people are willing to do these things but are moving so quick they forget
>>334393372
>WHERE YO HEAD AT AT AAAAAAAAAAAT
They're whores. They make money from attention and tips. They're whores. That's all. Let those fucking whores be worthless whores.
>Watch GameExplain video
>HEY GUYS IT'S ANDRE HERE
>X out
I can't fucking stand his voice, and he talks way too fast. It's almost like he does it on purpose so he can rush the video out to beat the competition. Which is hilarious because most GE videos are just them reposting news from another site.
>>334405629
mumbling asshole is what he is
>"le skyrim and fallout 4 same universe!"
>"muh multiverse!"
>"you were dead/in purgatory the whole time!"
What happened to theorycrafting?
