What the fuck is this game? I can't get pass this weaboo sandnigger indian samurai trash! I heard good stuff about Dark Souls so I thought I would give it a go, what a fucking retarded game, played it for 4 hours, kept dying all the time. The game controls are horrible, the camera is horrible, everything is made shitty to make the game "hard", of course it is hard if I can't properly control my character. Jesus, all the animals on here praising this game should just be killed irl for shilling. I will uninstall the game and ask for refund on steam or I will report them for scamming, this isn't a game, this is garbage.
The user interface is horrible, the story is mongoloid nonsense, I don't even know what the fuck I am doing here or what the fuck is going on! I get random items, the description doesn't give you any information, I just end up selling them to that motherfucking bitch who keeps laughing at me.
That diamond dog fucker at the start, I couldn't even kill him and don't know what is beyond that area, just fuck this game and fuck all of you.
sorry Fromsoft didn't make a game that is designed especially catered to your desire. Have you tried killing yourself already?
>haha I have a great idea for a thread on /v/, I'll pretend to be stuck in the tutorial area of dark souls 3 and see how many people fall for it hehe! xD
Keep slashing him with your fucking longsword. He gets staggered easy as hell. If you're going against him trying to block with your shield and then find an opening, it's going to be harder.
From nerfed the shit out of turtling and using shields in general. You have to be more aggressive.
>there are people who thing they have to do everything as soon as they find it even if they're not good enough to beat it
>there are people who don't understand the concept of "oh shit nigger, I'm not good enough. I'll come back later"
>>334375189
I am fucking serious, but it is ok, I got past him now, just sprinted at him and he did a special attack and fell down the cliff, wow this game is so retarded, even the mobs are coded like trash, what a garbage shitfest.
i dont know whats worse.
that this is being used as bait or that people are actually going to fall for it.
looks like we have some victims already.
lmao..... oh 4chan
Never forget. /v/ is full of sjws and scrub tier normies lol
Also, how do I turn off these autistic meme garbage text "praise the sun", do you faggots have no life? Why do you put these autistic memes in the game? keep your autism to this cancer website please.
>>334375272
Shut up, idiot. You're not fooling anyone
>>334374942
I agree with the horrible controls and the horrible camera. This makes the game a lot harder to me and not in a good way.
>>334375272
>>334374942
How about git gud
>>334375371
Oh I can downvote these texts? I will downvote all of the memes I see, get cancer autists.
>>334375364
Hopefully they get banned for using trainers.
>>334375364
does the trainer have the fix the dog shit fps?
>>334375364
>implying fixing a broken game makes you a pleb
kys
>>334374942
Diamond . . . Dog?
>>334375364
can i fix the horrible controls with that trainer?
>>334375224
I know it's a bait thread but this is all wrong. He can parry you and then 1 shot if you keep swinging. Nothing wrong with using shield
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? BOTH GATES ARE LOCKED? WHERE MUST I GO?
The only area I didn't get is past that demon dog fucker.... If I can't kill him in 5 tries I will seriously uninstall and ask for refund, the game is a scam.
>>334374942
Considering how the souls series are literally the hardest games ever made designed for hardcore gamers, you should take it slow and learn the ropes.
Like I've been stuck at the 2nd boss for 3 hours but I'm enjoying it. I'm slowly getting the boss down to 50% which shows how much I'm improving as a hardcore gamer.
>>334374942
>pcgamers
>>334374942
git gud faggot
Like all souls games and probably bb, from put obvious wrong paths that are over leveled for you.
If you conquer it you are rewarded, if not, it's not a big deal.
Yes I beat the uchi guy, but that was only after a series of backstep->r2s with the the spear.
And as alwaysgit gud shitter
>>334374942
>weaboo
>indian
>sandnigger
>samurai
You don't see many tan people do you?
>>334375597There is literally a message on the ground in the shrine that says to use the bonfire to warp to Highwall
>>334375268
You don't have to come back later if you git gud.
>>334375597
I know OP is merely pretending to be a faggot but you just know there's some retard out there who's thinking these exact thoughts.
>WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I KILL THIS GUY NOW, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GO BACK LATER
>WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I OPEN THIS DOOR YET. FUCK THIS GAME
>>334375461
>>334375364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXZztAPhZXM
KEH HEH HEH HEH
>>334375454
It's a reddit tier meme now. They ran it into the ground
>all these faggots getting baited by yet another 'its too hard' thread
>>334375462
generally a pc that doesn't have garbage specs will :^)
>>334375747
I took out the crystal fag and katana fag as soon as I saw them. The difficulty felt kind of bullshit but it was fine since it was obviously one of those "you should probably come back later" places. Beating them even with underleveled gear and stats is sweet as hell but not everyone is good enough for it
>>334374942
nice bate mait
When can I fight the dragon? I just freed the thief from jail at the beginning
>>334375371
>horizon over the ocean
>see a mark on the floor
>expecting "beautiful view"
>"Praise the Sun!"
>there is no sun in sight
I just ignore them.
>>334375872
You underestimate how stupid people are
>>334375897
1000 dorito pc familia
>>334375934
there are tough enemies throughout the game. need to learn how to deal with them early. it's good practice, especially so close to a bonfire
>>334374942
Bait aside the game is shit. If "difficulty" is your only defense, then play a hard game that's at least well designed.
>>334376072
Like?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Impossible mode: No shitty 2d Indy shit
>>334376072
Like what exactly?
What's a hard and well designed game in your opinion?
>>334374942
Pretty sick post
>>334374942You're supposed to parry him. He goes down in 3-4 parries.
>>334375371
>Getting mad at stuff like this
>all that use of "autistic"
You probably need a break from 4chan.
>>334376072
if it's a (you) ur lookin for, u came to the right place bub
>>334376152
La-Mulana
>>334376272
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>334376152
Knights of Honor on hardest difficulty level
>>334376272
Nah
I couldn't kill the diamond dog, so I went back to the castle again and went to the place where that indian katana brown whore died, and I see a loot ball, got 3 items, I get a katana and I can't even use it??????????????? WHY? What is the point of these drops? if I can swing a sword, I can swing a katana too. THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!
>>334376440
HE'S GOING ALL OUT
<<334376440
2obvious
>>334376319
>>334376398
>Names a good game
>Lmao its shit (with no reason why)
>>334376440
>Weapons require certain skills to use
WOOOW new AND exCITing
>>334374942
>played it for 4 hours, kept dying all the time
git gud scrub
>>334376145
Ooooooh, I get it now. Soulsfags like you were born in the 2000s. See, back before you faggots were alive there were 2D games that weren't indy shit
>>334376508
Difficulty through obscurity is not good design.
>>334376548
this
So.........this........is..........the .......power.......of......... THE PC MASTER RACE.............................................
...................WHOA...............................DAMN........................................ .....
>>334376152
>Like what exactly
>Dark Souls is the pinnacle of hard and well designed
>>334376440
>>334376440
Wrong menu.
>>334376508
La Mulana is is hard for all the wrong reasons. Half of everything that's mandatory to do in that game is obscure to the point where it might have been an easter egg in a normal game. Have you completed the game without a guide?
>>334374942
So it weeds out casuals, how is this a bad thing?
>>334376201
How do I parry?
Also, I found another path and it has another door... wait for it.... that is LOCKED! LMFAO? Nice game man, so fun... not.
There is a ladder there too, but this retarded game doesn't let me jump on it and climb it, this game is fucking horrible designed.
>>334376636
Where did I imply that?
I just asked for an example in his mind of what DS should look to for design choices.
>>334376607
OP pls
>>334375189
>pretend
>>334376793
>cuck souls III
>>334375872
Name?
>>334376852
>dragon ball
>>334376720
You have to fast travel from the bonfire to the next area. I had this same issue of running around the firelink shrine for 30 mins looking for the next area.
>>334376880
enjoy your ban
>>334374942
Nice b8. Didn't even read.
>>334376793
>>334376880
>>334376940
get posts aren't allowed
>>334377019
Neither are shitposting threads
>>334377019
I understand not shitting up good threads but this isn'toneof them.
2 hours I am stuck here running around trying to figure out where the fuck I must go, yet another subhuman meme. What the fuck is lothric?
>>334377128
>Not being a bandwagoner or a shill is shitposting.
Ok FROMsoft, I will buy ur seasonal 0pass
>>334377142
Why don't you, and I need to you follow me here, use the bonfire to teleport to Lothric and find out
>>334376913
Where is this shrine????
>>334377142
no joke, I was unironically lost for about 15 mins.
>>334377313
>An animeposter is retarded
Who woulda thought?
>>334374942
this perfectly captures my thoughts when playing dark souls. still theres a lingering feeling that i have to go back and give it another chance, it annoys me that everyone loves it and i just "dont get" the appeal, plus iv only seen a few hours of what the game has to offer
>>334377364
no bully, I just wanted to explore everything and completely forgot about the bonfire after it.
>dropping a game only a few hours in
Especially souls where you know you're the lowest on the food chain for a bit so you're going to get your shit wrecked
Ok, I finally figured it out after 2 hours and 20 minutes, you need to use the campfire to travel to other areas. I thought this game had a "wonderful world and atmosphere you could get lost in".... yeah, with loading screens, nice one fucking shills, anyone can design a game like this with loading screen to next level, I've been ripped off, 60 euros down the fucking drain.
>>334377679
>shitposter is from Yurop
When will Hiro just ban that whole miserable continent?
>weaboo sandnigger indian samurai trash!
That's like five different kinds of racist, made me laugh a lot harder than it should have. This guy is a hindu from the middle east who's obsessed with japanese culture and was also trained in the way of bushido swordsmanship?
What an interesting NPC op.
>>334374942
>this weaboo sandnigger indian samurai trash
Ok, this is how far I am after 5+ hours of gameplay, before I uninstall, I want to ask you guys something.
The castle and areas in the background, is that just a back drop, or will I actually travel through all of it during the game?
>>334378073
>dumping END points
Top scrub
>>334377925
a hindu poo in loo weeaboo?
>>334374942
>weaboo sandnigger indian samurai trash
>>334378073
You get to explore most of it
ALSO, how the fuck am I supposed to know what the story/lore is? Will there be books or stuff I can read in the game? I DONT HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I? WHY AM I THERE? WHO ARE THE LORDS OF CINDER? WHAT THE FUCK IS A CINDER? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?
>>334377335
again, get posts are not allowed
take a minute to read the rules before you open your fat mouth
why are there skeleton/zombie trees growing out of stone?
Does this get explained at all later? Does this game actually have a lore/story? or is it is just "LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE" game for virgins?
>>334378512
Your pretty committed to your memery friend. Impressive
>>334374942
>faster
>bullshit tracking
>infinistamina
>grapple moves
>2nd forms for normal enemies
>OHKOs left and right
the game isn't hard, it's shittily designed
>>334374942
Got past him at SL 10
>he can't beat katana kevin
Literally just cheese him with soul arrow or a bow if you're too shitty to kill an optional enemy for a weeb weapon
>>334375272
What made you think you could start with 3? The things you're stuck on are easy cakewalks compared to shit like Champion Gundyr, Pointiff or Nameless king in this game
>be host
>use dried finger
>only summon purple phantoms
>stuck on an optional npc
No one is this retarded.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE CAMERA TURN AROUND ME WHEN I AM FIGHTING IN MELEE COMBAT? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? YEAH, HE IS FIGHTING, LETS MAKE THE CAMERA MOVE AROUND HIM, WE ARE SO ARTSY FARTSY!
Guys I'm starting to see rarer and rarer signs and am not getting invaded
I'm SL 11 and just beat that cold dog
>>334379460
People had trouble with champion gundyr? I beat him on my first try.
>>334374942
Everybody gets one.
>>334375639
Said nobody who actually plays the game well.
Only the gaming media and scrublords call it hard.
>>334377679
You might actually get a refund. The 2 hour thingie isn't that strict. Valve also often bows down at the mere mention of the EU and your citizenship. At least that was how it was before the official refund system.
I died 5 times to this stupid motherfucker who transformed, so this time I rushed him, did a roll, and did a power attack by accident and it turned out to 1 shot him with a cool upper cut like slash!
>we put epic fights in this game, look at this cool transforming black ooze guy
>the only way to defeat him is rush before he transforms and 1 shot him
LMFAO, what a retarded terrible designed game. Why make him transform then? if he is unbeatable while transformed, so stupid.
>>334380172
He's not unbeatable, if you have to use a bomb and then wail on him
>>334374942
I'm actually having a much harder time with the normal enemies than I am with the bosses. Beat the first, Iudex one in one try and the second in three, but I've been killed plenty by these regular mobs with a shitload of combos and staggered attacks that track like a motherfucker.
Still enjoying it, somewhat. What the fuck is a Iudex? Is it a name?
>Update
>Some balancing shit
>Meanwhile crashes STILL not fucking fixed
what the fuck are From even doing? Fucking lazy cunts.
Tfw the gf rolled a cleric and killed the first boss on her first try.
>>334374942
I just beat this beast, and I got a ring from it. Now, I can't progress past a fog gate, because I need a doll. What do?
>>334380419
The first boss isn't very hard, anon.
>>334380172
>>334379532
>>334379246
>>334378512
>>334377679
>>334376720
>>334376607
>>334376548
All this bait, jesus christ what the hell is going on. School's out I suppose.
I know you're joking but I just beat the game today and legit feel like it was a waste of my time and money.
The Pontiff is just cheap.
>>334374942
The better question is, where the fuck is the entrance that leads to that door? I can't fucking find it. It just says "this door doesn't open from this side."
>>334380371
Dont worry, in a year or two you can rebuy the game at full price with all the dlc just like the first 2 games, maybe that version will work.
>>334381002
Is that the guy with two swords, an endless combo and a motherfucking Stand that appears halfway through the fight? Yeah, fuck that faggot.
Fuck the Knights in Lordric Castle
>high poise
>quick attacks with infinite stamina
>high defense and HP
Pick two, faggots
>>334377296
you are in it, friend. you know, the big place with the nice lady who talks softly to you? go to the middle and interact with the thing
who /deprived/ here?
>>334380884
The only underages here are the ones replying. I did kek at the trying to equip weapon in inventory though, subtle enough.
>>334381710
I did that when I first played...
It also took me 30 mins to realize I had to make the shrine bonfire.
>>334380884
This thread is 100% serious, I am 100% serious. I just made my refund ticket and will get an anwswer soon :)
This game is overrated overhyped garbage, just another shitty port that is unplayable on PC and doesn't utilize the power of PC.
Oh well, I guess I should just wait for PC remake (not port) of Final Fantasy 15 and Star Citizen to play proper games for PC.
>>334379932
Seeing as he can kill you in one combo, yeah, people had trouble with him
>>334375597
lol
>>334382045
>swedish
why am i not surprised.
does your wife know you are out of your cuckshed using her bull's computer to play games?
>>334382271
thats dutch you retard
>>334382381
same difference. Both equally cucked.
>>334382271
Dumb /pol/memer.
>>334374942
The only bad thing about this game are the miracles.
Seriously, when do miracles get good? I'm at 30 faith and everything does barely 100 damage with the boost ring.
>>334380172
I was so glad I was a white phantom when I first saw that dude. Oh man, the host died, and I died before I could fade out.
Prepared me for when I got there, but I still died. Summoned someone who rushed in, and killed him before he transformed, I was impressed.
>>334379932
Not my first souls game, Gundyr killed me nine times.
>>334381046
>buy key in firelink for 20000 from chair bitch
>go to tower on the opposite side of firelink, from the upper floor of firelink
>climb tower, cross bridge, enter other tower
>drop down onto coffins protruding from the walls
>>334382476
I'm Swedish and this message has offended me. We're at least ten times more cucked than Holland thank you very much
>>334374942
Try not being a shitter
Bait aside, that guy fucked my shit for about an hour before I killed him. Could have hit him off the side with force but I decided to have a good duel with him.
He has become known as Mitsurugi in the group I play with.
>>334380490
Gotta kill the boss in Cathedral of the Deep or whatever.
>>334384294
No need, I refunded it. The game is not difficult, most mobs can be rushed down or double tap dodge to beat them, the games difficulty is in its retarded camera and controls, it is literally the worst controls and camera I've ever seen, this game was made for console trash, not for keyboard+mouse. I'll get another game instead of this garbage.
>>334384638
>this game was made for console
Yes.
But you are literal trash.
>>334384327
once I'd spent some time in the wall, I've gotten the hang of Dark Souls again, plus reinforcing my estoc and I wrecked him
>>334384926
Nah, I've been in the top 0.1% of both CS:GO, SC2, LoL and DotA2 and WoW during its prime.
Dark Souls 3 is just a trash tier game, terrible controls, terrible design, artificial difficulty, made for virgin autists who spam memes about the sun, horrible game.
>>334385598
>I've been in the top 0.1% of both CS:GO, SC2, LoL and DotA2 and WoW during its prime.
I seriously doubt that, considering how shit you are at a Souls game. I will readily admit that none of the games in the series are perfect, but you are just terrible.
>>334385598
>CS:GO, SC2, LoL, DotA2, baby boomer. I haven't played any of these games, but have played competitively in CS 1.6, SC, and WoW in it's true prime (I.E. before WotLK)
Tips for the big guy in the catacombs?
I was doing good, got a bracelet broke, and then he did some spell thing that just kept draining all my health.
Kind of like when you're too close to him, but I was a respectable distance away at the time.
the boss after the bridge
>>334385819
This was my first souls game and last, the game controls are absolutely dogshit. You souls fans didn't "git gud" you just got "used to shitty controls/camera". The games combat is shit, the RPG element is not there, the immersion is not there (loading screens ayyyy lmao), the game is just halfassed nonsense. The camera during combat floats around you for no reason, it is just so terrible.
All those games I named have proper controls, camera and gameplay. Unlike this shitty ass Dark Souls 3.
This was the first and last game I gave a shot from this garbage company, the same happened with Skyrim all those years ago, just some virgin autists shilling for a garbage game that they know sucks, but don't want to admit it.
Thank god we are getting Star Citizen (true PC game) and Final Fantasy 15 complete remake for PC with new features, tech and quality to take full power of the capability of the PC.
This was the last time I gave console ports a shot, what a garbage experience.
>>334381459
>high poise
Idiot...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_anBWQQ7iM
SOULS FANFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>334386069
Break the single bracelet on his right arm first.
You can stay behind his face when he does the dark cloud vomit thing and keep hitting his left bracelets, just don't get run over or past.
Is everyone else experiencing the online gliding shit? I started playing today and every single person I'm summoned by or if I get invaded ends up just doing their little buggy statue gliding pose. It wasn't like this the last couple of days, but now I can't use an ember at all because pvp is impossible.
>>334374942
>That diamond dog fucker
kek iktf
that guy is impossible and made me die and lose all my souls. I forgot you even had to recover your souls before losing them. They just put that in there for people to brag about beating.
>>334375473
>fixing
die
Psst.. hey pssstgit gud
>>334386273
>You souls fans didn't "git gud" you just got "used to shitty controls/camera"
You might be right about that. I do know that the camera can be really frustrating, especially during the Vordt boss fight.
Also, I don't know if this is just me, but I feel like the dodge rolling has been delayed quite a bit compared to previous entries.
>>334374942
Why do people complain about games being hard?
Don't they realize when the economy takes a huge shit, life is going to be much more difficult than doing a button dance with a video game?
Like... you will have to work and if you choose to riot and break things, other people will break your legs.
then you are going to have a really hard with life.
>>334387416
Do you enjoy being a dumb frogposter?
>>334374942
>>334376720
>Nice game man, so fun... not.kek
