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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS FAGGOT?
FUCK GET GOOD THIS IS ARTIFICIAL DIFFICULTY OUT THE ASS. PURE RNG.
>>334360019
whacky rolly
I almost fell for this until I saw the "RNG" part.
Well played, well played.
Complete joke compared to the real Gundyr
>>334360019
Got Gud
Roll close
>neo /v/ tries dark souls
every tim
Shit, I've had this 200 word essay due for a while and I can't be playing Dark Souls 3, hurts. Maybe i should at-least get half of it done before I return.
OP, I've been at this boss for at-least 3 hours, and I've been on the internet looking for guides and i don't see any, sorry. Game is bad
WHY ARE ALL THESE BOSSES BORING SHIT AND UNINTERESTING
THERE ISN'T EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING BOSS LIKE ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH.
>>334360121
The fucking kick is driving me nuts. You can perfectly dodge all the swings and end up with his foot on your face.
>>334360121
>generic bitch-boy armor
>grass crest shield
How many penises can you fit in your mouth?
>He hasn't allotted his estus before the first boss
>>334360358
Bullshit, Pontiff Sulyvahn and Lothric Prince are way cooler than your meme fight.
>>334360019
>Iudex
Come back when you kill Champion
>>334360358
shut the fuck up anon the bosses in this game are top notch
>>334360019
come back when you're playing as deprived
even then, this fag gave me less trouble than the giant crystal liz
Am I the only one who feels that the game seems kind of short compared to the others? Only got 5 bosses left and am at the 20 hour mark.
DS1:65 hours, I literally wandered around the burg and the graveyard for like 18 hours as I had no idea what I was doing, finally rung the first bell at the 20 hour mark
DS2:45 hours
BB: 40 hours, platinumed it at 75
DS3: If I keep the pace up 27-30 hours.
Seems kind of short.
>>334361871
You just got gud
Considering you played games with the same mechanics for a combined 185 hours
>>334362027
I guess and it was actually more like
DS1:200 hours
DS2: 60 hours (didn't really enjoy this one)
BB:150 hours
Those were just my first playthroughs.
>>334361871
Are you sure you didn't miss a lot of things? Main story took me 22 hours to complete, but I left a lot of optional stuff for second playthrough.
>>334362227
A few of the npc quest lines I can't finish and I haven't leveled my covenants to 100% though I have them all but that's it.
>>334360427
>dissing grass crest shield
>while playing dank souls
blaze it fgt
master gundry was easy, i summoned the master as help and his edgy uchi actually helped
So why are people bitching about the Grass Crest Shield? Its quite a good piece, I don't see the reason behind the hate.
Perhaps traditional /v/ faggits "Oh, this is used by many people, so it must be used by cucks"?
>>334360019
In case this isn't a troll. Get really good at rolling. Take a minute or two just watching the boss and dodging attacks and seeing how many attacks are in each of its attack strings. Don't get close until you feel more comfortable and know where your attack windows are and take 1 or 2 stabs at a time.
>>334361871
I felt this way when I was going backwards through the series (started with BB then went to DaS2, DaS1, etc) By the time I was finishing the last game Demons Souls, I breezed through it like it was nothing, only took maybe 13 or 14 hours.
>>334360019
stop replying to shitposters
>>334360287
do your essay nico
>>334362737
thanks for replying
>>334360121
>Mfw he gives me a fuckin juggle into his kick
>>334362456
>Summoned Nameless Edgelord because I wanted to see how funky naked nothingpersonnel could do
>Boss kicks me away with one kick
>Literally fucking kicks edgelord off and then looks at me like "what now faggot"
>>334360419
>The fucking kick is driving
>G
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>>334361871
your starting to expect the usual challenges the game throws at you
so I mean you generally got better so its gonna take less time
>>334362220
Especially Bloodborne. This game made me really good at parry timing and evade
>>334363724
>PC mustard race will never git gud at parrying
>>334360287
>200 words
for fucks sake, I wish I could go back to school. two hundred words is nothing but a wisp of wind escaping out my ass.
>>334360427
Come back when you've actually fought the boss, you're going to need all the stamina you can get, pleb.
>>334363379
>Complete RNG dodge
>gud
Pick one you pretentious faggot
>>334362578
>there are people who don't want extra stamina regen speed
Their loss.
>>334360121
he was just as easy
>>334362578
it looks ugly
>>334360287
>200 words kek
Come back when you have a 1500 word essay due in 5 hours on volcanoes in Rome and then we'll talk.
>>334365071
>>334366473
I laughed way too hard at these.
It was bait, but holy shit. My sides.A normal typical "essay" Ill get on any simple topic right now is about ~3-4 pages. One thing I never understood, though, if I can make a clear and concise point in fewer words, why would you want me to add all that extra stupid shit in-between? Fucking autistic.
>>334366473
>>334365071
>not knowing these old memes
>>334360287
>tfw I have a 5 page essay due next month
I fucking hate writing.
>>334367881
Hey listen man.
I used to be like you, until i learned the secret of bullshitting and padding in writing.
They aren't teaching you how to write
They're teaching you how to be able to drag a bunch of shit on as long as possible. So that is what you have to do. Find the longest way to explain the simplest thing. I guarantee you will at least get a passing grade.
>>334360019
>Index is hard
fuck off. I pirated the game to see what the fuss was and he didn't even make me break a sweat
i was even playing on a potato running dark souls 3 at 20 fps
git gud
>>334368347
this
>>334362797
Guys I have a few questions.
I just beat the corrupted tree boss.
How the hell do I join mound makers? Offering a vertebra did nothing.
Also, are titanite sharts a finite resource, or can I experiment with weapon upgrading without worrying too much?
And lastly, why can't I go fight that one optional ice knight guy in undead settlement with summoned help?
The tutorial boss is actually quite difficult if you picked Deprived.
>>334370018
I think you may be able to come back to them after you defeat other encounters... I don't know much about them though, as I'm pretty much in the same boat.
>>334361620
Lure it to the cliff.
Hilarity ensues.
>>334365410
LOL SO EASY GAISE IM SL 1000 AND IT WAS EASY
Fuck off kid, you don't know what you're talking about.
>hug ass and slash
>press invincibility button when boss attacks
Why do dark shitters pretend their shitty game is hard?
>>334360019
So are you part of the 12.3% that couldn't beat it yet?
>>334366473
Or 14 page literature review about Uncertainty Reduction Theory, fucking hate literature reviews!
