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>buy $60 game >reach impossible boss after 3 hours of gameplay
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>buy $60 game
>reach impossible boss after 3 hours of gameplay
>cannot refund on steam
>cannot progress any further
why is this bullshit allowed /v/?
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>>334358054
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OPPAI GUNDAM STYLE
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>>334358054
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>>334358054
something around 8 heavy soul arrows kill it.
easiest boss in the game.
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>>334358054
bruh, arin fucking hanson, notorious for being bad at video games, beat that boss no sweat. If you can't beat him then you need to GIT GUD
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>some people will fall for this bait
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>>334359436
Hah, no
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>>334358054
>3 hours
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Am I allowed to tell people I beat Abyss watchers if I used a summon?
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>>334358054
git gud baitman
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>>334359843
Your progress is good enough proof you did it but I wouldn't mention the boss specifically. I recommend starting a new playthrough and soloing bosses you didn't before, it's fun I promise.
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>>334358054
the impossible boss is the fucking optimization, HOLY FUCK I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE GARBAGE PC PORTS FUCK YOU
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>>334359843
You can backstab them. They are easy as shit to be perfectly frank.
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>>334358054
PCuck everyone.
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>>334360285
Blame Reddit Master Race retards and their infinite defense of "WORKS ON MY COMPUTER ;^)" for these awful ports. No matter what, a dev can hide behind the fact that it's vaguely playable on a high-end computer, and that if your computer is too weak, you can just buy a better one, instead of holding them accountable for optimizing the port.
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>>334360482
I just don't understand, I should be able to run this shit easily and yet I get 25-45 fps in ANY settings/resolution.
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>>334360285
works fine on my i5 3570k and R9 290
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>>334358054
GIT GOOD GAMES.
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>>334360762
That cpu is probably why it doesn't run that well for you.

I have the same GPU, 4790K and 16gb of ram and it runs pretty much flawlessly.
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>>334360285
I run a 560. It's not even overclocked. It runs fine.
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>>334362087
I thought so but I hear people on forums with the same cpu and weaker gpu and they claim the game runs fine for them, I would also understand if there was something wrong with my system but I literally fresh installed windows 10 two weeks ago.
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Is the not being able to beat Vordt the only big meme so far from 3?
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>>334359843

I tried to summon for it, but summons can't enter the fog gate for me

it wasn't that bad solo
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>>334362248
I actually couldn't get the game run at all at first. It crashed on launch and gave an ntdll.dll failure so I concluded it's probably a some driver issue and it wasn't gpu drivers because I had already tested that. I did a fresh install of windows 7 because I couldn't be assed to go through all the drivers. It actually started working without issue on a fresh install.
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I just wish it wouldn't crash when:
1. Being near bonfires at max settings
2. Crashing when summoning or being summoned

What a bloody mess of a port, the rest of the game is still good.
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>>334360285
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>>334360762
It's run flawlessly on my 390
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Going full int sorcerer on my second playthrough, what's the best staff to get? I'm using the heretic's staff for now, since it had a higher "spell buff" stat than the sorcerer staff, and I honestly don't know what that means. Can't find shit on google, please help
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>>334362726
put lighting on low retard
where have you been the last 4 days?
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>>334358054
I died more often to the tutorial boss than to twerkknight
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>>334362941
I have, but it still crashes when I'm summoned into another world.
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>>334360285
This. Runs like DaS1 console version on my PC
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>buying soul games full price
>when they are the archetype of games that end in dollar packs after a few months.
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>tfw had to summon npcs to beat pontiff

I'm sorry /v/ it won't happen again
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>>334362151
bullshit
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>>334358054
So what's been the easiest boss for you guys so far? Im voting for this motherfucker as the easiest boss in the series.
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>>334362976
>that eldritch horror thing plopping out mid fight
I got legit scared for a moment
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>>334358054
become proficient
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>>334363078
Iudex :^)
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>>334363056
You shouldn't feel pressured into doing a no summon run at first playthrough. Just have fun man and summon all you like if you want.
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>>334358054
git gud faggot
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>>334363078
crystal sages

straight up just went and attacked her, there was literally no threat to my wellbeing in that fight
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>Impossible

Lifes already over for you with that attitude if a bunch of pixels defeated you.

Please end yourself tonight. Your not worthy of this planet.
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>Playing kinda late into the night, like 1 AM and shit
>Those fucking corpses that shriek when you pick up their item

I didn't ask for this, From Software
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>>334360285
Turn lighting to low every time you start the game. This fix has been known for days nigga.
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>>334358054

If you can defeat lothric knights, you can defeat this boss.
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Post yfw seeing Anor Londo again.
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>>334363292
I had no crashes what so ever, the game just runs like complete shit
see>>334360762
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>>334363380

>Mfw seeing Giantsmith Bro dead
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>>334358054
Fuck off mate. He's easy as shit. just circle around him to the right. When he's transformed hit his demon arm. Until you reach the Abyss Watchers you really shouldn't be complaining.
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>>334359197
as did Pewdiepie and Minx.

honestly, pretty much every youtuber has burned through this boss.
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>>334358054
>Impossible boss
>Vordt.
Anon I have some news for you....
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>>334363053
>missing out on glorious shitposting
>not enjoying the hype
>not supporting or nip overlords
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Pyromancer or sorcerer starting class for magic user?
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Another anon made a point about the game running at 30 FPS being the standard, and the lack of optimization being partly due to that. I think if that were entirely the case they'd include a 30 FPS limit as an option.

But I am running with a processor well below minimum, with a graphics card that is worse than the 750 TI and with adaptive half refresh rate the game runs great. Just capping the framerate to 30 was choppy as hell though.
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>>334362518
I think if you enter the fog wall before your summons appear they can't enter because they didn't get the message that you entered the critical battle.
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i got a refund after 3 hours, just say you dont have the hardware to play the game properly.
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>>334363435
Did you even try turning lighting to low?
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>>334358054
Because the boss isn't impossible, you're just trash.

>Buy house
>House has stairs that are impossible to climb
>I am retarded and also a parapalegic
>Can't refund house that has 2nd floor and basement I can't access

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT

ALSO MY NAME IS DARK SYDE PHIL
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>>334363078
Tutorial boss.
Got him in one go. I really don't see how people find him hard to beat. Some people are even claiming he's the hardest tutorial boss yet.
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>>334358054
Agreed, you should end yourself for being so fucking useless to humanity.
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>>334363673
nigga thats the first thing I did, I even turned everything to low and played at 720p, it still ran like shit.
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Has anyone found DS3 to be the easiest game out of the three? Both the first and OP's boss I beat my first try, and every mistake I've made has usually been my own fault - the game is very manageable, and I've rarely gotten stuck.
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KILL YOURSELF OP
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I know OP is baiting but I see people complain about this boss a lot, I'm a baddie who died to the tutorial boss like 6 times and yet killed this boss on my first try what the fuck how can anyone have problems with vordt?
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>>334359843
Don't feel bad, Co-Op is there for a reason, so us weaklings can hold hands together and beat any boss together.

Humankind wouldnt exist without teamwork, FACT
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Git gud you entitled brat.

Millions of people can do this, why can't you?
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Could someone please give me a tip on where to go next?

I've killed the Demon King, deactivated the crossbow, killed Aldrich and the Deacon's of the Deep, im stuck on where to go next.
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>>334359436
>pretend to be retarded

>people call you out on it
>lol baited

>people don't call you out on it
>continue to act retarded until they do

Pretending to be retarded is literally a win/win scenario.
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>>334360380
>Shitposting sonyggers
Every time. Can't you people ever contain yourselves for once?
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>>334364101
go to the store and buy some more
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>>334360285
Honestly the game is running fine for me.
i5 2500k @ 4.6Ghz
2x GTX 670
Max settings with blur and DoF off.
It only crashed once, up to the swamp now.
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>>334363787
Do you summon people in? I don't summon anyone in, I've finished the game and I think it was harder than DS2 for sure.
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>>334363787
Pretty much. I've really only had issues with one boss so far, every other one I've beaten first try. I've been running through solo. The one boss I had issues with I got down really low a couple times. After about my third or forth attempt I just summoned someone and managed to blaze through it with no issues. That's the only time thus far I've summoned someone. I remember having a lot more trouble getting through Dark Souls 1 and 2.

The boss was Aldrich, Devourer of Gods.

Although a name won't really spoil anything, thought I spoiler it anyway.
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>>334363078
Deacon of the Deep
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>>334364147
I've done this at work tons of times, people start giving weird looks as i giggle away

reliefs stress, especially when equally retarded people are infront of you and play allong. Sometimes i feel like i'm getting played myself. Oh well....
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>>334358054
I have a question, doesn't playing offline allow you to pay indefinatly without clocking time ?
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Whats up with bosses in this game having so little health? It's really starting to become an issue.

Every fucking boss, I dodge him a while to analyse his moves, think he is cool, then hit him once and almost 1/4 of the bar is gone. Fucking disappointing.
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>>334363078
The tree. I just ran away from the mobs and whacked the eggs until it died.
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>>334364819
Use a worse weapon or stop being overleveled, then.
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>>334358054
>paid $60 for sword and board simulator
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>>334362087
I have an 8350 @ stock speed and an overclocked r9 290 and the game is 60fps (except on the swamp where it goes down to 30).
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>>334364393
Everyone around you thinks you're weird familia.
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>>334359843
Go for it. If it wasn't for players like you, I wouldn't be getting summoned to help, and reaping the rewards.
Just make sure you make at least solo 2 attempts before you summon.
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>>334358054
>buying games

Literal cuckold. Bet you love those big corporate cocks fucking you in the ass for a digital movie that you move a charicter around.
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>>334363279
>kill a bunch of zombies
>move on to the next area
>decide to go back and check if I missed anything
>corpses respawn and move all over the place
>have a mild stroke
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>>334362742
But it's true, I don't know a single person that has trouble and crashes with this game, as long as the settings are adequate for their machine.

It's not my fault people buy pre built shit PCs in the USA, and then they wonder why they experience tons of little errors throughout the life cycle of it.

Giteducated
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>>334369343
How do I into overclocking? Same set up but I get 40 fps at most and 20 at least.
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>>334369815
Download MSI afterburner it's pretty easy, look up a guide and just make sure your gpu cooler can take the extra heat.
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>>334358054
You probably played it wrong, restart it.
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>>334359843
Honestly, beating bosses isn't very hard in this game. It's rather the areas themselves, especially later on, that are tough.
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>>334363165
>DaS1
>Summon butcher NPC for the spider bitch
>he keeps obstructing me and running into her lava until death without doing anything worthwhile
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>>334370518
This, no boss except fucking Nameless King took me more than 2 tries.
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>>334360363
>you can backstab them
I just beat them after like my 15th try, fuck that would have made them so fucking easy
Is that like, the only boss in any Souls game you can backstab?
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>>334360285
Runs like ass on mine too, GTX970 and I5 3.4GHZ
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>>334371318
GTX 970 & i5 3570k 3.4GHZ here, runs near perfect for me.
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>i7 3770k
>MSI GTX 970 OC
>8GB RAM

Runs fine 1080p @ 60fps on Max.
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>>334370958
"""""""""""a team""""""""""""
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>>334371365
I have terrible slow downs no matter the setting
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>>334371901
find me one game with NO glitches.
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>>334358054
>guy's texture is just petroleum
>including the mace
why do people think this is good
>lel, git gud and learn the lore. that's Knight petroleum of carim
ok buddy
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Honest question, are there more mimics than regular chests?
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>>334371958
go to bed, miyazaki.

Almost every game has glitches, however I beat most of them without experiencing a single glitch.
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>>334370949
You could backstab pretty much all the humanoid bosses in Bloodborne
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>>334371901
It's actually B team with Miyazaki
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1. Should I make the ring or the hammer out of Vordt's soul? STR build

2. Who here uses FP skills? I'm not used to them so I've barely touched them, but I have a rough time occasionally, dunno if I should rework my game to include them

3. Are there any fucking illusory walls? I'm at Farron Woods and I've hit so many, and rolled into so many, and pressed A against so many, and found nothing, even every illusory wall sign has been a troll. Did they change the input yet again?
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protip

use the raw gem you find on the highest damage weapon you got, upgrade that shit to +2 or higher until you get a good scaling weapon, enjoy ez mode
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>>334372072
hes ice
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>>334372553
>STR build
Make a new character instead
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>>334372812
I've noticed this. I keep coming across items early game that favor every stat except STR. The only couple of STR weapons have requirements so far above where I am that I might as well not have them. Haven't found a single UGS, 17 hours in.
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>Vordt
>Impossible
Nigga just hug his ass and roll through his attacks. How in the fuck did you beat Ludex and completely get curbstombed by Vordt?
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>mfw the constant crashing on bonfires
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>>334372553
the sword fp skill that knocks the shield out of the way is so fuckin good against shield wallers in pvp
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This boss has a great sountrack. Was sad when when i beat it first time cos I wanted to keep listening.
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>>334373186
i love the Iudex Gundyr track, feels like a battle destined to happen.

if you preordered you got the full soundtrack on steam.
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>>334358054
You suck at videogames and should quit entirely
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>>334373973
is that coolguy girlfriend?
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Rofl so many of you beta Cuck furry normie sperglord suck shitters on /v/. This is the 4th thread about people being had at video games I've seen in the last 15 minutes
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based on how the actual game looks, it runs like crap.
the framerate dips 20+ at some instances, technically its not a good game.
DS3: 7/10
the most realistic score
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>>334373973
Holy shit nightmare fuel, reminds me of some parasite eve monster
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>>334375547
>furry normie
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>>334363380
And then I got wrekt by the FUCKING SILVER KNIGHTS OF INFINITE LIGHTNING DAMAGE TRACKING.
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>>334358054
>Buying a game at full price ever
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>>334373973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc
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>>334358054
This is the easiest boss in the game. Get in his butt and cut.
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>>334370958
>sunfag gets what he deserves

Can't say I give a fuck.
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>>334358054
git gud
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>>334372553
I love the Thrall Axe Quickstep. It's a shitty weapon until you upgrade it. But put heavy on anything and you get a strength weapon that really doesn't matter. Also never use the hammer, it's meh at best and there will be better boss weapon hammers you can take up.

>>334372812
HEAVY

>>334372997
Just heavy your weapon that you like that use. You can make a fucking katana get a B strength scaling with the damn infusion.
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>>334363078
Deacons
at least the tree managed to hit me fucking once
the deacons were easier than pinwheel
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>>334358054
Why PCucks are so shit in vidya? I don't remember so much baaawing threads after Bloodborne release.
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>>334358054

Git fuckin gud casual
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>>334358054
>tfw millennial fag
>tfw I whine every time something doesn't hold my hand
>tfw I call the FBI when I get cucked by vidya

Oh, the glorious times when we were kids and played a game, then got to a brick wall of boss. One of us, after a hundred tries or so, finally beats said boss and we all get even more motivated...

Seriously, what is wrong with you millennial scum? You have no sense of duty, no sense of achievement, no discipline, nothing. You're all empty inside and you're trying to fill the place where your souls should be with social media, leftist suicidal agenda and getting a piercing in every place you have some skin hanging.
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>>334376858
I don't even know who is baiting who anymore
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>>334376741
What about all of the threads about people complaining about Rom the Vacuous Spider from Bloodborne?
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>>334376991
This is 4chan. Everything's bait, even honest posts.
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>>334377421
It's not first, tutorial boss though.
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>>334370958
>sunfag
>pyromancy
>tower shield
You deserved this
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>>334370958
dude the exact same thing happened to me !
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>>334358054
Is this a dank meme im not aware of? Hes probably the easiest boss in the game other than the mob shit and the crystal mage. At least from what ive fought so far. 1 shot him.

>>334360285
git gud
Are people actually having an issue running this? The only thing ive noticed is that its a bit more cpu intensive than a fair few other modern games but thats about it.

Runs perfectly with my 390x nitro and 4460
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>>334362248
Its the cpu. I was using an 860k and was getting around the same frame rate. Switched it to my 4460 and it works fine.
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>>334378847
oh well, I am not going to upgrade my cpu when literally every other modern game released today runs fine, played doom beta and battleborn beta and they all run 60 fps fine maxed out. Give it a month and if its not fixed by some update just will get the console version.
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>Only have beaten Vordt, CRG, Crystal Mage
>Taking my time in Farron to explore and invade people who won't get outta mah swamp
I've never felt so unrushed to beat a souls game before.
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>>334360762
>AMD
Thats the problem right there
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>>334358054
First souls game, took me 3 times.
Git gud
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>>334359843

Just let them fight eachother until the second part

Fucking hell m8 the game practically summons for you on that boss
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>>334362151
"runs fine" yeah ok, potato settings 600x800 everything on low so it looks like a sega megadrive game.
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>>334375547
Whats being had? Jesus another phone using cunt.
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>>334363078
Vordt, some of his attacks don't even hit even if you don't dodge
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>>334376256
>not invading as a sunbro to burn the bone of the weak to fuel the flame
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>>334372113
at abyss watchers theres been 4-5 chests
and 2 mimics
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>>334363380
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What's up with all those overdramatized bait threads lately?
Who has so much free time on their hands and is anally ravaged enough to keep making them?
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>>334363531
F
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>>334359843
If you wanted to be safe and boring you let them fight eachother or isolate the low one and kill it. Phase 2 just attack him after his jump or dash move for backstabs.
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>>334372164
I had never ran into a glitch in a game until I played gears of war. But I am a normal level headed logical human being, so I realized that I was playing a numbers game, the more video games you play in your life the more likely you are to run into your first at some point. I guarantee your favorite games have way more bugs than this one.
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>>334363078
The old wise blue dragon. He didn't do much.
Although deacons were easy they were an amazingly fun fight.
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>>334370958
That same fucking thing happened to me
Except I rolled out of it
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I thought "master race" is hardcore and not bunch of casuals.
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>>334380708
>falling for memes
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>>334379757
Where is there a chest in abyss watchers? You just go down to the catacombs
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>>334363787
Bosses in 2 were fucking jokes compared to 1 and 3.
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>>334380951
I still can't beat the 3 grave robbers
I know they are optional but I feel obligated to beat them....one day
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>>334358054
>>334358054
>takes three hours to get to Vordt
>thinks he's too hard
You're the reason "git gud" is a thing
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>>334358054
I have no idea why people find Vordt so hard. Sure, his second half does sone bullshit things, but all you really have to do is dodge like a motherfucker until he does his ice breath thing, then swing away.
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>>334359120
>using magic
Faggot
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>41 hours in
>level 59
>haven't beaten the cathedral yet
Best 55 I've spent in a while.
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>>334381068
That boss is just bullshit.
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are people this bad at the game or r people just trying to b funny
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>get second phase abyss watchers to literally 1hp
>just need to get one more hit in, his bar is actually empty
>get a big head
>just go in to hit him
>he pulls off the full four hit combo on me and I go from full health to 0
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>>334381924
>your entire post
Are you pretending to be underage?
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>>334381924

As you can see in >>334382038 they are that bad.

Just makes being a red mob running asshole all the better.
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does the abyss watcher's moveset change in his second phase or i'm i just being psyched out by the fire?
hard to tell with all this god damn fire
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>>334381998
Okay, tried again, got him.

Fucking hell, shit's intense.

>>334382557
it straight up changes
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>>334363625
pyro
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My game is running smooth on a 390, what's the issue. Could it be that my copy is pirated?
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INT, FAITH, OR PYRO

PLS HELP ME /v/
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>>334364101
if you killed Aldrich then it should have took you to another boss fight, if you killed dancer before that then go to where you killed her
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>>334358054
LOL
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>>334383015
pyro IS int/faith or do you me hexes
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>>334383198
I mean should I go int for arcane. should I go faith for miracles, or should I go int/faith split for pyro
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>>334377947
thats not a tower anon
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Started off deprived and put all my points into faith. where do i find shit i can use with faith?
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Why is STR so shit?

Where did that pyromancer guy go after turning to ash in the cage? Can't find him in Firelink
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>>334383140
>A game gets a pirate release
Okay, and?
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>>334382387
I was referring to the way he typed out his post, you dumb faggot.
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SHIT
I just killed Anri's kidnapper
Did I just fuck myself out of the third ending?
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>>334383487
Enjoy having an awful time until half way through the game when you find miracles that are actually useful
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I feel like the only motherfucker in this game who never uses any sort of magic or miracles or shit.
I like being a regal as fuck knight with a bitchin ass helmet and a bitchin sword, not some fairy pansy fucker who has to fight at a distance cause he's afraid of getting a few bruises.
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>>334383501
you need 10 int iirc to make him spawn in the hub
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>>334383501
Because the STR weapons in this game are garbage.
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>>334383618
I've been pure melee this entire game too. I've only died 3 times to bosses so far

Once to OP's boss
Once to Tree
and once to Stray Demon
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>>334383380
int scaling is meh early/mid game, pyro is good all game and you get a sick grab move for pvp. as a pyro you will have high int and faith so you can use spells from the other schools for utility
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>>334383591
If by kidnapper you mean assassin then yes you're fucked
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What covenant is everyone running?
Currently sunbro's because dropping a red sign makes it look dark orange and most unsuspecting players summon me thinking I'm a friendly sunbro.
>Get to Irrithyll
>Drop red sign as Sunbro on bridge
>Get summoned by some guy fighting crocwolf on the bridge
>Make it look like I'm a shit phantom by "whiffing" my attacks
>Finally beat it, host bows to me
>Whack him a few times and kill him
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>>334383618
I'm not using any magic and I'm pissed because all of the good pickups so far are spells and spellbooks.
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>>334383618
>big buff bad guy
>gets raped by some little girl with magical powers
>he is stuck being her sexual slave
>she forces him to wear womens clothes
>casts spells on him to feel like a horny women
>after getting bored she casts a spell on him to make him lose bladder/bowl control
>diapers him up as a giant sissy girl
>she takes him with her to invade and lets the host has their way with him
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>>334383830
godammit
why did someone have to put a try attacking sign down. I mindlessly did what it said without thinking first
;_;
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>>334383809
thanks for the answer.
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>>334383998
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Did they patch in native DS4 support yet? Because that was a pretty retarded oversight imo, I know you can jury rig it with other programs, but it's a full AAA release, on PS4 as well so it's not like they have an excuse.
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>>334383998
>after getting bored she casts a spell on him to make him lose bladder/bowl control

And you lost me.
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>>334358054
To beat this guy go right into his crotch and start swinging. When he dashes at you roll to your left.
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>>334383998
>Implying BBBG wouldn't just impale her in the fucking face with his sword while she was chanting some stupid fucking moonrune garbage
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>>334384809
>doesn't know why people get big and swords get big
>not to hit small objects, but because they have no aim

He couldn't hit her, and he would be diapered up in no time.
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>>334383539

Stick and stones.
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>>334384902
People get big swords because they have small penises.
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>>334381068
just gank the gank squad with your own gank squad. that way each guy has their own dance partner.
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>>334384902
>implying he needs to aim when he has Shockwaves on his side
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>>334385017
Perfect for a dress and a diaper.
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>>334385002
You're literally more retarded than >>334381924

.
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>>334383503
pirates are happy because this guy made a workaround so pirated copies can summon people with other pirated copies
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Anyone have the picture of dark soul characters lining up saying one boss is easy but another is hard?

Literally every dark souls thread embodied in that one image.
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>>334358054
I carry people through ice doggo regularly. Summon phantoms if you suck shit.
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>>334362764
go away undercuck
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>>334358054
OOOH HERE WE GO

I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT

NOW ITS FINALLY HERE

I CAN FULFILL MY PROPHECY

BRACE YOURSELF MY FRIEND

YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

BUT YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT

...

git gud
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>>334383618
>not being paladin master race
>both stylish AND with the ability to heal and smite enemies
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>>334383592
Thats the point, anon
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>>334358054
how can somebody suck this much at a game?
why o you even play games?
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>>334385287
>burning in hell forever because you used magic
>b-but I only used the GOOD kind of magic!
Magic is an abomination and all who practice it will meet their end in the eternal fire along with all those you smited with your foul sorcery
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What did they mean by this?
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>>334385643
That you're a BR with shitty internet.
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>>334385759
I'm not BR and I probably have better connection than most people on this board
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>>334385643
jojo experience
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>>334362151
I just upgraded from a 560ti, it barely did 720p and often dropped to 20 fps.
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>>334385937
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>>334358054
Use the browser-based Steam question/refund way instead of through the GUI. The GUI-based refund is never read.

I played for 18 hours and demanded a refund and got one.
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>>334358054
>tfw used cheats
>new version will ban me if I dont stay offline

at least now I have an excuse to start over and solo bosses.
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So I take it this game is what DS1 was suppose to be?
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>>334383618
I never use magic but I play like a pansy. I always use a sword and board and I have a bow to pull enemies to avoid fighting groups and I always keep firebombs to use for groups or fire weak enemies.
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>>334386372
All the good lord cares about is if you use magic.
Its right there in the book, "Don't be a faggot and use magic you little shits, anything other than magic is fine but still sorta gay if its like an arrow or something."
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>>334385841
Then why are you lag-teleporting everywhere then? Your internet is shit you dirty mexican.
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>>334358054
Try cooperation
,
Get good?
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>>334386115
So I take it you're retarded?
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>>334358054
Does that mean you finally killed Luxeon?
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This game is easy so far with my strengh butcher knife character. Only somewhat challenging boss is abyss watchers. 1st half they kill themselves. Second was cake when I realized it was an easier reskin of maria from bloodborne
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