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We should make some kind of chart that determines if upcoming
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We should make some kind of chart that determines if upcoming games are going to be shit.

Something like a "If it reaches 100 points, it's shit". Let's think of things that add points.

I was thinking:
>Previously linear game is now open world = 50 points.
>Made by a B-Team or Different Developer = 40 points
>Lens Flare effects = 20 points
>30 FPS = 40 points
>Microtransactions = 40 points
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>>Previously linear game is now open world = 50 points.

make this 10 points /v/ is just angry over the latest fad again
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All upcoming games are shit.
This has been true for years.

Finding the least shitty games takes all my time.
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>>334346385
>Metal Gear Solid 5 is RUINED by open world.

Games that are coming out that will be ruined by open world:

>Final Fantasy 15
>New Mirror's Edge
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>>334346385
when was the last time a game came out, where this happened, and the game wasn't shit?
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>>334346227
Taiko?
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>>334346227
>I've heard about it = 200 points
>I don't like it = 65,536 points
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>>334346641
>>I don't like it = 65,536 points
/thread
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>>334346227
>Developed with the opinions of bloggers in mind = 90 points
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>>334346227
>adds micro-transactions years after release after previously stating the game would not have them = 9001 points
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>>334346227
>It's fun = 100 points, congrats your game is now a meme.
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Haha everything is shitty let's talk about how shitty everything is because we're so miserable
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>>334346924
Okay. How was your day? I didn't kill myself today.
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>>334346227
Next game is :
Open world 10 points
Chapter separated 20 points
Getting "immersive" QTE 30 points
Filled with micro transaction 30 points
8 hours long 50 points
Getting trans character for the sake of diversity 10 points
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