How would you like your video game?
Cooked ultra-rare, throw half of it in the garbage and I'll pay for it right now.
>>334343391
Make it well enough that I'm impressed mechanically and graphically then throw in some heart to make me feel 12 again. Must be SP adventure type game.
JUST
I'd like it cooked good story, good rpg elements, great music, and spectacular visuals
>>334343391
Well done.
>>334343647
I'll have what he's having.
>>334343602
Here's your order, sir. Enjoy it! :)
>>334343391
I want the one that shows me stock photo girl's tits
>>334343647
Uuh, I think we ran out of hearts, sir. We're sorry. Would you like anything else?
>>334343391
A or B?
I'll just take vanilla please
Solid gameplay, hold the weebshit and SJW pandering.
>>334343926
BRING ME THE HEART OF A CHILD
>>334343647
So the menu for kids I presume?
Japanese, no burger.
>>334343391
metroidvania-y, you know, lots of layers, single course
>>334344149
So would you like your excrement in a bag or right on the plate?
I'll have your indie pixel shit of the day!
>>334343391
lady i just came here to drink
and take off that bowtie, god damn. i can't tell if you're wearing it or if it's wearing you
>>334344185
How do you know it's shit, it isn't out yet? It might be butter.
>>334344185
In a bag so that i can throw it at some shitty western game developer who thinks games are movies.
>>334343391
I'm really hungry RIGHT NOW
Just get whatever shit you have lying around and slam it all together. Fuck it.
>>334344149
Here's your order
>>334343950
>write a linear story with everything done 1 way
>choices emerge
Isn't that Fallout 4 dialogue options in a nutshell?
amazing gameplay, AAA graphics, EXTRA weebshit with a side of waifu bait.
>>334344349
ANON NO
Character building action game again please, but this time hold the feels.
>>334344396
<3 natto
>>334343950
A. Most of my favorite games where made like this
>>334343391
>>334344178
Waitress! Where is my order?
What do you mean its dead?
>>334343391
Funny, with cheesy dialogue like Starfox64 or Bayonetta
>>334344349
>>334344396
looks like a bunch of beans with melted cheese in that picture
natto usually looks a lot less appetizing in pictures
I'm in a sandbox mood, maybe with some good physics.
How is the weebshit today?
Never mind. I think I'll go with a crpg classic,.
>>334344565
Sorry but the chef retired that menu item.
Would you care to pick something indie a la carte?
I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4×4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
>>334343391
fast paced fps arena survival similar to the game "devil daggers" that has
> the gameplay of Doom 1 and 2
>a variety 30 independent enemies
>level design similar to any multiplayer map
>ability to carry 10 weapons at once in the single player
>in coop you will carry 4 or 5 weapons just for balancing
>not an open world
>weapons that have a primary and secondary fire
>coop with 4 to 10 players
>4 player splitscreen for pcs and consoles
>wall jumping
>wall running
>double jumping
>air dashing
>ground stomping
>launch enemies up in the air
>power ups like double damage, time stop, infinite ammo ect
>a total of 30 maps
10 small
10 medium and
10 large
>customization for characters, player tags, and emblems
and if you are adding dlc it either you add uneeded costumes that has a reasonable cost for both consumer and maker or you add an expansion pack
that is all and thank you
>>334343391
I want something that will incur envious stares from plebeians while I eat it, I don't care how it's cooked or how it tastes, as long as it looks expensive.Don't expect me to pay for it either, suckers
Give me two large video games fampai
>>334343391
I'd like it alive this time. Every time I order the chef seems to screw that up.
>>334345164
We sell food here, sir.
Give me whatever is in the trash
>>334343391
Fun.
i'll have one bourbon, one scotch, one beer
>go to restaurant
>servers expect tip
>little do they know that they are my slave for the time I am there
>so if they disappear after taking orders for a long time
>no tip
>if they don't refill my water
>no tip
>if they are rude
>no tip
The only thing I tip is my fedora.
>>334345861
All together?
One Bourscotch Beer, coming right up.
I'll have an adventure game that's quirky and has fun but challenging side quests (extra side quests please). Could you throw some ultra-secret selectable characters in there too? If I don't get any secrets behind waterfalls then I'll send it back and have a chat with your manager.
wish peanut butter, jelly, capers, cheese, horseradish, cilantro, and oven roasted asparagus mixed with a crème garlic sauce, smothered over a mouth watering array of pickled elderberries.
It's ok I'll just watch someone eat
>>334345939
>tipping someone who already has a salary
Why is this a thing?
>>334345954
not together you faggot
>>334345861
beer and liquor never sicker
Heavy focus on story, written by people who make video games.
>>334345939
>go to restaurant
>waitress is horrible
>doesn't refill drinks at all and disappeared until we were done with our food
>she gives us the bill and we go to the host stand to pay for it
>the host, who was the manager, pointed out that we left the tip at zero.
>he said something like "tips are their main source of income. She has kids to feed and bills to pay
>snap the fuck off on this nigga
The fuck you mean, that's literally not my problem for her terrible performance.
>>334346243
It's a song, you philistine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg
>>334346078
>tfw you like watching cute girls eat
am I the only one? that's not weird is it?
I would like some 3d platforming that is easy to pick up but has level progression that is actually challenging even after mastering the controls. Spice it with some secret areas and something small to collect, but nothing too fancy. And I would like a large beer with that.
>>334346143
salary != wage
wage is you get $X/hr; salary is you get $X/month
the difference is if you make salary they don't have to pay you overtime if you work over 40 hours/week
>>334346143
I know right. Servers in the US get paid 4.25 or something like that, so if they were paid off of that it wouldn't be anything significant. Tips really do help them but it's dumb because they can make more than the whole kitchen aside from managers.
>>334346359
One Maximo coming right up, sir.
>>334343950
A
Most good RPGs have systems designed beforehand then stories written around that afterwards.
>>334346278
funny how the least demanding jobs have tips.
I just consider people who work at them mentally handicapped and treat them as such.
>>334346278
At any place where a meal is under $35, your food is discounted so that you'll fit the bill for servers. They are essentially free lancers, which is totally shitty, but the manager wasn't wrong. At this point a tip isn't a true tip, it's paying for your server.
>>334346143
Third world thing.
>>334346464
>less demanding jobs have tips
That shit doesn't make sense.
>>334346464
You know, I think everyone should work a full year in retail and a full year in a restaurant.
It would really get the stick out of people's ass.
>>334343391
Cuck my shit up. No seriously, I want to play a game where your goal is to catch your significant other cheating on you.
>>334343950
A
Xenoblade comes to mind
>>334346559
can't wait until they're replaced by robots that don't want/need tips, or even wages. and you can customize them to be a cute anime girl or whatever you want.
>>334346610
>Wanting to get cucked
>unironically
>>334346464
>having to deal with you in person
>"least demanding job"
>>334346507
He was totally wrong to bring it up though. How are you about to hassle a customer about giving a shitty waitress a tip she didn't deserve and they get paid per hour. It's called a tip for a reason pally.
>>334346582
i just think everyone should work a full year
keep in mind that most of the people you talk to on 4chan haven't
>>334346752
You do have a good point. There's a surprising amount of people here who coast by on daddy's money.
>>334346721
>>334346582
Retail is fucking hell. I understand the server tip debacle but if the servers are horrible they ain't getting shit.
I work at a restaurant as a cook and the servers are some of the most two faced, backstabbing sons of bitches I've ever seen. They complain about everything!
>muuuh table won't leave
>ugh this four hour shift is so long
>HOW LONG FOR THE FOOD I JUST PUT IT IN A MINUTE AGO
>>334346730
If you weren't at a high end restaurant, then, as I already explained, the tip IS their wage. They don't even get minimum wage from the restaurant. It's a dumb system that favors the restaurant over both the server, and the customer, but don't blame the manager or server for it.
>>334346430
Delicious, you earned my tip. Where do you want me to put it?
>>334346559
restaurant customers are some of the worst people on earth, only behind retail customers.
>>334347042
I don't know what state you live in but in Illinois the minimum wage for servers is 4 something. Plus tips
>>334343391
yes i'd like my video game heavily seasoned with with cinetrash filters, then seared in a cast iron pan of mediocrity until about 30% cooked. serve it to me on a shiny, one of a kind e3 plate that's absolutely beautiful looking. but then on the way back to my table the plate shatters in your hand because while it looked great, it turned out it was made of fake materials and only meant to look good. you then can just slop the video game from the floor and onto a paper plate and charge me 59.99 for it but for another 39.99 i can have an extra side dish that sounds great on the menu but it turns out to be a tasteless microwave dinner that added nothing to the overall dish.
>>334347201
Bullshit.I live in Illinois and I get paid the state's minimum wage of 8.25 + tips
>>334347154
>go to denny's with dad
>we order 3 egg omletee
>comes with shitty kraft American cheese and toast
>get bill
>35 dollarydoos
>>334346785
well don't think less of them for that. when they turn 18 things will be different, and they'll all get the retail/waitstaff/delivery experience they need
>>334347376
Nah, I mean the adult children who spend all their money on stupid shit and then brag about it on /v/.
You know the ones.
>>334347342
You're a server and get paid 8.25 an hour plus tips?
Fun, that's all that matters
>>334347201
>thinking there are different minimum wages for different positions
is that what your supervisor told you?
>>334347498
Yep. So do the cooks and bussers in the restaurant. Well cooks don't get tips.
>>334347445
nothing you can do about them, friend, except perhaps to say "there, but for the grace of god, go i"
also consider that maybe some of these self-proclaimed millionaires might be exaggerating their wealth and status a bit, and maybe might be just younger folks who want to seem important online. there certainly can't be this many independently wealthy dumbshits on 4chan; i propose that maybe some of them are lying
>>334347569
Then you must not get tipped well enough for them to give you a minimum wage of 8.25
>>334347559
Read up bitch
http://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/illinois-law-tipped-employees.html
There's literal sheets explaining this shit at my work
>>334347939
I do work breakfast shift so it can be slow at times, but when its busy I make good cash. The ones who work dinner make the best cash. Sometimes up to 300. They still get minimum as well.
>>334347559
The employer does pay full minimum wage, but only if the server doesn't make enough in tips to make minimum wage.
>>334347498
Not him, but I do at my diner in California ($10 + tips). Diners are pretty hellish compared to classier restaurants, since the average turn over rate is 20-25 minutes and the checks are always a fraction of other restaurants per person. Not to mention the massive amount of kids and foreigners that come through, which are generally very ease to serve but rarely leave tips. Also, no bussers or hosts, and people can order to-go via phone or the front cashier (which the servers have to man while still taking tables). You run practically non-stop, but the pay is worthwhile if you've got the stamina for 8 hours of fast-pace, high stress work.Also, fuck people that don't tip out the cooks. It's disgraceful how rampant that is even at my place.
>>334348015
>>334348181
The more you know! Cause in chicago these servers get paid 4.95 with tip. So weird.
>>334348181
>no hostess, bussers, cashiers
NEEEWP
>>334348384
It varies. The actual law in California says something like $2 or $3 minimum for tip-paying jobs and that the company must supply the rest if the tips don't get them to at least the state minimum ($10 right now).
However, the place I work at practically has to offer the full $10 to get enough applicants to keep it fully staffed. You hear "$10 plus tips" and think people would be fighting tooth and nail for that sort of job, but they really don't, and people come and go often. We try to make sure anyone hired to work tables has at least 2 years of prior experience in food service, but sometimes you just have to make do with what you got.
>>334343391
Rare *ba dum tiss*
>>334348132
yes but people who make tips seldom report them to the IRS, so if it turns out that they made less than minimum one week, they probably won't go reporting it to the government. because the first question the man is gonna ask is "so how come you never reported that you were making tips until now"
>>334346437
Same with most stories actually.
World-building from both the bottom and top really creates a cohesive world with lore and rules.
Then the story is created from the fabric of the world.
If you start with a story the whole thing will be central to the story and the world outside of what happens to the protagonists feels dead.
>>334343391
Bloody as hell.
>>334348749
>people who make tips seldom report them to the IRS
Got any facts to back that up?
>>334348687
That's crazy though. I was an inexperienced cook looking for a job at this diner and they said no because I lacked kitchen skills and experience. But I totally understand it's hard as fuck training new people, who are new to the kitchen while being busy.
>>334348983
Not him, but at my place you declare them at clock-out. It compares the inputted number to your total sales and your credit card tips (which are, of course, digitally recorded in the first place). Inputting a number less than 8% of your total sales or less than your credit card tips, it sends up a ton of red flags (under 8% means the company must pay you the difference, so they bring the hammer when it happens because they know the server is a lying son of a bitch, and less the creditcard is self-explanatory (although stupid when you consider tipping out the cooks)). Other than those two restricts, it's pretty much free-game.
People make between 15% and 20% of their sales in tips and typically only declare it as 8.01%. Considering that's most of your income, it can really make a difference when you're only declaring around half of it.I personally declare full because I like having a real, total, accurate reference of how much I made over the year on my paychecks, but sometimes I can't be assed to count all of my tips after a long day and go with 10% for convenience.
Put it in the oven and leave it there until its fucking burnt, and I want you to tell me how great the game's going to be only for me to end up waiting too long and be dissappointed with the result
>>334343391
Amazing story, stunning voice acting, well thought out level design, lovable characters, a combat system that feels satisfying, and...a finished game for once.
>>334343391
Video gamey.
>>334343391
I actually know this girl in real life, she lives in the phoenix metro area, she's pretty cool. She does improv at a local theater and she did a stock photoshoot once for some quick cash. Word is she's a huge slut and fucked everyone in her improv troupe, including the gals too. I have her on facebook, she doesn't post much though. One of the coolest things she did in improv was she threw up a human cock
>>334343391
Well done, I don't want ANY pink in it. Those plebs who want the bleeding edge are fucking morons.
>>334348384
Really? Geez. I work a library job in chicago. I get paid 10 an hour just to watch an almost empty place. All I do is watch movies on my laptop. Sure beats serving.
>>334345939
>Jew and/or nig nog detected
>>334345939
One spit water coming up ;)
>>334352329
Depending on if it's a girl or a guy then that's kind of hot
I'll have an FF7 remake without compilation faggotry.
>>334343391
Aged for 20 years in an oak barrel for extra flavor.
>>334352624
MATURE GAMES FOR MATURE PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF
>>334343391
Morrowind but with nice animations.
I want to put the VR goggles on
and then I want to fuck the fuckdoll
take a bump
