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I think I may actually be in love with Marie from Splatoon. She is the only thing that occupys my thoughts from morning till night everyday. I love her because 1. She is a bit of a narcissist like me, meaning I wouldn't have to hear her complain about how fat she is or some shit. 2. She would not be like other girls where she would just want to go shopping or some unnecessary thing, she seems like she would play some vidya with you and laugh when you lose. and 3. Her soft body would feel good to cuddle with after a long day. I think about how our first dates would go, and then when the time comes for her to look at my dick, she would laugh at how small it is but still give a nice BJ. I would never have sex with her as it would probably kill her, but we would probably adopt a child. She would be a pretty good mom too, keeping kids disciplined and under control. We would grow old together and die together, and live happy. I can't wait for the VR age to come so I can program a virtual Marie and live out these fantasys. Maybe we would have some fights but since we are both mature we would get over it quickly. Sometimes I even have dreams of these fantasys, or other things like how our honeymoon would go. Oh Marie, I wish you were real, you would complete me...