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Favorite game
darkest secret
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>>334335692
>Favorite game
Half-Life 1 and mods.
>darkest secret
I went to Bangkok for 3 weeks and literally fucked 23 ladyboys
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>>334335945
Sounds like you banged cock
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>>334335945
That's more than 1 ladyboy a day.
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>>334336192

I had two threesomes.
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Half life 2/monkey island/ssb melee
All tied for first

my old friend's 6 year old little brother told me his stepdad put his pee-pee on his shoulder when he was drunk and i didnt notify anyone. I regret it to this day. I'm sorry Draven.
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Rhythm Heaven
My girlfriend likes to dress me up like a girl, take me into public, and fuck me
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Bloodborne

I'm extremely suicidal and probably gonna cave in the next few weeks.
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Dark Souls

i've been suicidal since i was 13 (25 now) and everyday i put the gun to my mouth and cry for several hours but never have the guts to do it because i don't want to disappoint people more than i already do
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>>334337730
You've put the gun to your mouth 4,384 times wow
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>>334337730
I feel you man. I've hung up a noose a few times and talked myself down but only bc I don't want people to find my body.
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M&L Superstar Saga

A friend of mine was house sitting for one of his friends(it was a girl's house) and so me, him and about 4 other people(We're all dudes) basically used it as a house to smoke weed, play video games and just kinda party for 3 weeks

one night I jacked off in her bed, while wearing her clothes

another night while I was drunk&high, I put on some of her clothes again, grinded on one of my friends(who was also high&drunk) and then we ended up having sex even after the party house ended
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>>334338109
anon that's pretty hot
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>>334335945
I'm pretty jealous anon.
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XCOM

While vacationing in Europe, I killed 3 prostitutes and a farmhand.
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>>334338625
thanks
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>>334337551
At least you have a PS4 you fucking pussy
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>>334339263
Why else would he be suicidal?
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>>334338931
What was your hit chance?
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>>334335945
Impressed.
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Shantae series

I like well done steak
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>>334335692
God Hand

Every one of my friends think I'm Asexual, when in reality, I can't stop thinking about porn pics I see everyday on the internet.
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Warband
When I was 21, I tricked a girl from college into coming over and banging me and my friends. When my turn came, I stopped halfway through and fell asleep.
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Chaos Theory

I was raped by my pet dog when I was 12
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Final Fantasy XIII
That's also my darkest secret
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>>334339787
We don't think you're Asexual, friendo.
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Xenoblade Chronicles

I can't get enough of futanari loli
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>>334335692
Dota 2
I'm from Brazil
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>>334338931
Probably the darkest ones here imo

Seriously how do you people get away with murder. Make it sound so easy.
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SMT 3 Nocturne

when I was 7, and my sister 8, we fingered each other in a pool and kissed
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>>334338109
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
I'm never gonna dance again
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>>334335945
Living the dream
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>fav game
Donkey Kong Country

>darkest secret
When I was little I stole my friends copy of Pokemon Blue. I have no idea why. I even had my own Pokemon game. I was just at his house one day and while he was in the bathroom I saw Pokemon Blue on his shelf and I just pocketed it. I made up some excuse to leave and went home. The next week he was all sad because he couldn't play Pokemon and he'd never have the money to replace it. He ended up moving away without me ever giving it back to him. I still have it, with my Pokemon Red. I deprived another child of childhood Pokemon fun.
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Bayonetta

[spoilers]I turned three women away from the idea of being in a relationship with men due to the shitty way I treated them[/spoilers]
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Mario rpg

I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die
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>>334335945
are you loaded or is it just that cheap?
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Dark souls

I'm frequently jerk it to gay furry porn
I sucked a kid's dick in primary school
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>>334344709
pokemon sucks.
you did him a favor.
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>>334335692
Fallout New Vegas.

Stole 700 dollars worth of fireworks with my dad.
Some idiot left his store unlocked and unattended, but "seemingly" closed up. We grabbed two of the biggest boxes and went to the car.
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Mount and Blade Warband
once on holidays with friends accidentally shit in the shower due to nausea
you guys do some fucked up shit
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Tales of Xillia 2
I'm pretty sure that I fingered my best friend when I was seven
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>>334335692
SSB for Wii U (right now)
people think my favorite animal is the cat but it might actually be the otter
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Super mario rpg

My cousin and I touched each other's dicks when I was like 8 and he was about 12
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>>334346063
HOLY SHIT DUDE

YOU CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE
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>all of these "i did [something sexual related] as a kid"

I'm pretty sure it's entirely normal for young kids to "explore" like that
It's a secret you wouldn't tell anyone but it isnt particularly "dark"
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Metal Slug

I used to suck my cousins dick pretty regularly
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>>334335692
Chrono Trigger
My plans for retirement involve a semi-automatic with my name engraved on the bullet casing, which is already chambered. I just have to wait & see what decides it for me first: Depression, Liver, Kidneys, Pain, or Diabetes.
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>>334346997
That's kinda cool, but in a kinda sad way

Godspeed, anon
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Mother 3
I feel like I want to end it but my mom told me "if you ever did anything I would do the same to be with you" and know she means it. I can't do it knowing it would affect my family.
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Nox
pro skub
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>>334347393
But you'd be dead and therfore unable to care.
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Pikmin 2
I'm a tranny that can't even transition because I rely on parents for another year of school and they don't believe me
I wear girl clothes and makeup when no one's home, its the only thing thats stopped me from offing myself like most degwnerates
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>>334347609
>degenerates
Don't be so hard on yourself.
We all are degenerates in our own ways.
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>>334336780
Unless he specifically said so, he probably didn't want you to tell anyone.
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>Pokemon Yellow
>I eat my shit, record it, and masturbate to the video. Despite this I am still too pussy to upload these videos online even though I really want to
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E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy
I used to nibble on corpses when I worked as an apprentice to a mortician. It was usually only ones who were ordered for cremation.
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>>334336780

its ok bro
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>>334347909
You can't just say that and not at least show proof
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The Wonderful 101
I've jacked of to my paper waifu everyday for 4 years.
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Golden Sun
I sometimes feel im close to lose myself and commit suicide, I think i had it with being alone while everyone else achieve happiness and many things I fought years to do
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Nice try NSA
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>>334337551
You can survive this, in this very moment I feel love for you anon and the past I don't know doesn't matter to me.
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Persona 4

>>334347609
If it helps, I think it's kawaii as fuck that you dress up girly when you're alone.

But I'm the kind of person who likes forcing people to dress up girly for cheap sexual amusement, so take that as you will.
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Silent Hill 2

I fucked my best friends girlfriend. We were involved before they started dating. I still feel abhorrent for it even though this was like 5 years ago. They aren't together anymore
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>>334345389
>>334338931
Fuck you. My dad died in a random shooting.
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F-Zero GX

I once clogged the toilet and my older brother got the blame, he ended up having to be the one to unclog it. I'm sorry Robby.
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>>334348142

I didn't cheat on my best friends girlfriend when I had the chance, and I regret it every day. He was off in the military and she wanted to "show me how big her boobs had gotten" since she went on the pill. I was too fucking autismal to pick up on the sign and we kind of drifted apart after that. You did the right thing man. You get one life.
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>>334348142

>abhorrent

nigga we aint in school right now shit
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>>334348273
No, you did. The guilt will never go away.
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>>334347545

He's just fishing for attention, anyone who is seriously into killing himself knows by now nothing matters after you're gone.
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>>334346028
what do you mean pretty sure?
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>>334335692
dark souls 1/super mario world

been cheating on my gf for the last month or so, and she's done nothing to deserve it really, i'm just doing it because i'm a selfish person
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SMT 4
every time I look in the mirror, I wish that there were two of me so I could do me
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SMT:SJ
I've got a small stash of physical gfur doujins
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>>334346997
>liver
>not extremely painful

you're.... kidding right?

if I were you I'd just take the bullet.

only thing more painful would probably be stomach cancer.
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R&C:GC
I'm so lazy, death seems like a better alternative than finding a job
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LISA: The Painful
I might have cancer, but I don't have the money to get it checked, nor the money to get treatment if I do have it.
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>>334347609
it'll never get better

you'll think the transition will fix you but it's just another checkpoint you'll go through before realizing nothing has changed

then you'll do it
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>>334348412
No, I'm honestly scared I'll remember my life after death. My deepest fear in the world is that in death your still mentally alive but just physically dead.
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>>334348423
I was really fucking tired at the time, it was like 3 am and I woke up for no damn reason but I was still tired. I'm confident that I saw her pussy cause she slept near naked at the time, but as far as fingering her I ain't so sure. I might've been dreaming, but I dunno.
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>>334348645
You're not lazy anon. You're just afraid of failure and rejection. You need to face that fear, and realize that only through constant, never ending humiliation and pain can you grow and find happiness and self confidence.

And after a while, the pain will stop and you will be able to do anything, if you just fight through it. You can win anon, you just have to face it.
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>>334336908
this doesn't actually happen, does it? in real life?
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

I wetted the bed until the 5th grade.
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Spyro the dragon
I am a terrible person that wouldn't care if his best friend died, pretty much bottomed out on an empathy test and I lie for fun and I'm pretty good at it
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>>334348742
My room-mate has threesomes with different girls every night. He's about average looking with a mild pot belly. He says his only problem is that sometimes they want to stay the night and he needs to clear them out because he wants to play pokemon.

Life is strange, and the possibilities are infinite if you ignore what is and isn't possible. And download Tinder.
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>>334335945
How did you get out with no STDs?
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>>334348656
I don't want to die.
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>>334348656
Get a job for health insurance
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>>334346063
my favorite animal is probably the sloth :3c
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>>334348686
>Went from friendless depressed NEET to having a job, moving out of home and having a cute boyfriend within a year of starting transition
Shit has improved so much for me.
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>>334348717
are you a girl?
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>>334349003
just wait.
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Xenoblade Chronicles

despite being the person everyone goes to for help and emotional aid, even to the point that i've talked down at least 6 suicides, every day of my life i wake up and wish i didn't because of how painful everything is. i dont want to end my life, but it doesnt stop me from thinking that i dont want tomorrow to come every day i go to sleep. im just so tired of it all...also i don't mind the idea of being raped by a friend.
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>>334349041
We all die eventually anon, and no happy lasts forever. The important part is realizing that happiness comes back.

Life is frequently unfair, but it's frequently unfair in your favor.
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>>334349060
Are you a grill?
Let's be friends
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>>334349060
none of that sounds particularly secret worthy. sounds more like problem ventilation. also everyone wants to be raped by a friend.

don't be a faggot and tell a real secret.
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>>334349041
If you want to be happy just pass :^)
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>>334335692
Tales of symphonia

i suffered from a nasty head injury a few years back that causes some minor brain damage. As a result i seem high all the time but i haven't told anyone besides my mother about the accident. So i often smoke pretend that I'm just a massive pot head to cover up my brain damage but I'm actually just smoking spices from the kitchen.
i immediately green out when i smoke pot
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>>334349060
I'll be your friend
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>>334349024
Nah I'm a guy, me and her were just really close.
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>>334349060
hoo boy.


you shouldn't have said that.


captcha: birch enterprise
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>>334348882
>Implying he did
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Wargame: Red Dragon
My sexuality is so fucked up
I have a girlfriend and am 100% attracted to women but we almost never have sex because my sex drive doesn't exist anymore
I can only get off to futa or trap porn
Not gay porn, I've tried just to see if I was gay and didn't know it, only futa and trap
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>>334349183
how old was she?
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>>334349118
that's one way to look at it

or happiness is fleeting, and having that knowledge makes you dread happiness because the second you feel it you know it won't last, and you'll just go back to being sad eventually
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>>334349128
i'm anti-skub

>>334349124
>>334349160
no way, fag.
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Morrowind

I shat in my neighbour's lawnmower
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>>334349250
A bit younger than me, like six.
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>>334348704

You're a fucking retard then. Be glad, superstition is the only thing keeping you alive.
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>>334349264
>anti-skub

you mother FUCKER
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>>334347609
Real advice, get laser now if you need it as it's super easy and not too expensive and work on your voice every day.
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>>334349264
Tits or gtfo
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>>334349264
>anti-skub
What the FUCK
HOW IS THIS STILL POSSIBLE IN 2016
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>>334349320
oh.

meh.
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>>334349308
Top Kek story please Anon
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>>334349308
How?

Did you take a dump in the part that holds cut grass?
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>>334349362
k
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>>334349308
I'm in trying times right now anon, give us that shit story.
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>>334348734
You really think it's that? God I hope so
>got part time job at grocery store
>first few days were fine I worked
>realized I was almost never called upon
>next 4 days I would check in, then sneak out to my car and just play with my phone until I had to go home, then I would sneak back and check out

>another time worked as a library assisted during summer
>would constantly call in sick or busy even though all It was was just sorting books to be put away

>some temp job organizing offices
>2 other people plus me
>would just sit in the office and play with phone then look like I'd be working when I heard someone walk by

Most recent wad a bit better since the job practically consisted of slacking off besides the occasional mail delivery but I had my moments
>mail room job
>tasked with filling copiers on floors each day
>eventually stopped doing it all together knowing people on the floors would do it themselves or the second guy would get them before he left
>asked to take inventory and resupply the supply areas and stuff, would purposely miss stuff just so I wouldnt have to deal with it later
>would coincidentally go to the bathroom right before a big move or project so the others would get some of it done before I finally got there
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>>334349391
yeah no onee-chan, we were just innocent friends
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Journey

I pretend to fall for poor bait to encourage budding shitposters
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>>334349308
what?! that was you?
I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
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>>334349516
Aww, that's very nice of you.
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>>334335692
Megaman x
[Spoiler]Despute having done so much in my life like taught college, serve in the army, and being trans, I feel like a fraud, and undeserving, I secretly wish for the day I'll be executed publicly with no trial[/spoiler]
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Megaman Battle Network 4
I was kidnapped when I was younger.
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>>334349447
Saggy tits need more support
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DOOM.

I transitioned years ago in high school, moved out and got a job. I'm a perfectly functioning member of society now with friends who have no idea.

But sometimes I feel like owning the trans thing and slutting it up. I condemn other transgirls online for promoting a stereotype that we're sex objects, but holy hell sometimes I want terrible things done to me.

I've never done anything like it before and even the thought deeply ashames me.
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>>334349639
sorry, i can't afford a better bird feeder.
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>>334349670
How passable do you consider yourself?
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Dark souls
I signed up for Disney channel.com without parental supervision
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Phantom crash. Great mech customization. wish it would come back or get bought out by somebody.

I once poisoned a friend to make him stop doing drugs. Put extra stuff in his usual mix and he flipped hard. I played noises in the woods to freak him out so bad he fell asleep in a hidey hole in one of his closets. It improved his life but I'm afraid it may have made him paranoid.
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>>334349670
Shouldn't feel guilty about having a libido, but the whole shaming others needs to fuck off.
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>>334349639
Thanks anon. I'm going to bed with a smile thanks to you.

And to everyone else: Don't worry. Things get better as long as you keep breathing. Tomorrow is the day.
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>>334349393
>>334349419
>>334349450
>>334349531
not a lot to it. I was probably 10 and not the biggest fan of my neighbour. There wasn't much of a fence in between our backyards so when I noticed he went out and left his lawnmower outside I hopped the fence, took off the fuel cap and plopped a fat log right in there.
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>>334349695
Don't make wakko sad
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>>334349610
Even though i'm just a piece of shit anon, I want you to know that you've done good, kid.
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KHII FM+

I stole thousands of dollars worth of stuff from a game store I worked at when I was fired and sold most of it at different gamestops.
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>>334349670
The shame makes it better. Get the d, get straightened out, and stop shitting on your fellows. They just feel pretty and attractive, and that's good for them.

no, seriously, get the d. It will do wonders for your confidence and disposition.
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>>334349703
he claims he has friends who have no idea, but they know. They just don't know if he is an extremely unusual and ugly woman, or a man in a dress so they'd prefer not to ask.
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persona 3

I accidentally ran over someone's dog on the way home from work in the middle of the night about 10 years ago. I know I killed it because I heard a loud thump noise and a yelp, but by the time I realized what happened it was too late. I didn't bother going back because it wouldn't have done any good. sorry to whoever's dog it was. :(
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>>334349813
DEVILISH
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>>334349610
But why? You're practically better than all of 4chan combined you've achieved more than I probably ever will
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quake 3 cpma

i'm trans mtf and i absolutely despise a very large majority of trans people, fuck this dumb tumblr acceptance shit and retards like cosmo should go kill themselves
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super mario rpg

the only thing keeping me alive right now is the girl im in love with
she has a boyfriend
but we fuck anyway
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Earthbound

I fucked my bathtub since I was 5 to the age of 14 because it "felt good"
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>Super Smash Bros.

I masterbate to my niece
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>>334349813
>probably 10

oh, that's boring. thought it was recent.
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Beyond good and evil

I am a normal person
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>>334349816
sorry
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>>334349892

I saw a dog get hit right in front of me while I was out for a jog one night. Car stopped for a moment and then peeled out. I ran into a corner store, called animal control, and stayed with it until it passed on.

I don't know if it was you, or if it helped, but I was there for it in it's last moments.
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Dark Souls

I wish I was dead but can't kill myself because I don't want to hurt the people who care about me
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>>334349892
THAT WAS MY FUCKING DOG
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>>334349975
How do you fuck a bathtub?
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>>334349703
Extremely, nobody's ever treated me as amything other than a pretty young lady and I've been a girl for 6 years.

>>334349771
I don't think it's healthy to use being a "trap" as this comfort zone so you don't have to try and act like a regular girl. The hyper sexuality of trans girls and the fact it's all they seem to want to talk about screams deep seated issues that they won't address. Maybe shame isn't the right word, but I debate about it a lot.

>>334349872
But I've never been with a guy. I don't know if I like guys. It's just kind of the fantasy.

>>334349889
They have tried to sleep with me and I het hit on a lot generally, they're not just being polite.
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>>334350001
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>334335945
How many stds did you get?
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>>334350027

Oh don't be such a girl! Go out and try it out! What do you have to lose besides some anal tightness.
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>>334350027
Excuse my numerous typos.
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Super Smash Bros Melee

I hit someone else's car in the parking lot of a mcdonalds while I was pretending to be away at a college class, I was driving my brothers car.
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>>334350027
What age did you transition?
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Viewtiful Joe

The only reason i "don't want a relationship right now" is because of your ugly fucking face. I would be exclusive with you in a heartbeat if it weren't for that nose.
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>>334350027
I don't envy you
I can't imagine how awful the it would feel to be trans
I don't mean to be insensitive or anything but it just seems like a LOT of shit to have heaped on you
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>>334335692
Banjo Kazooie/Sonic 2/ Majora's Mask depending on the day

I'm absolutely fucking terrified that I'm going to lose my teeth due to cavities because I don't brush very often despite having a history of strong teeth on my dad's side.
I have other things but that one is the easiest to express without writing a gigantic paragraph. Most have to do with personal insecurities due to mental and physical abuse from my father growing up.
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what's with all the trannies?

are you guys for real? didn't realize I shared the board with a bunch of deviants. makes me want to reevaluate my life.
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>>334350026
Just filled it with a little water and humped it, the suction of the water pulled on my dick with each hump until I came. I didn't understand cumming but I knew if I did it enough I would feel really good.
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So many transfaggots, can't we hear some real problems
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>>334350161
Noses are fucking weird. You aren't supposed to look at them for too long or you start wigging out. I mean look at your own nose for like a minute. It's weird as shit.
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>>334350192
4chan is a place for depressed loser pieces of shit
Who is more of a depressed piece of shit then trannies?
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Runescape

Almost everyday I fantasize deeply about murdering my dad. It's gotten to the point where my head story has so much detail to it, it could honestly be some novel. What weapon to use, where/when to kill, how to run away, almost everything I have visualised. Such is my hate for my dad.
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
I met my friend's cousin at a con once and I fell in love with her. I shaped my life around her and now I work at her job and we talk almost every day. I think she might hate me though.
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>>334350192
>I didn't realize I shared a board with so many deviants
>4chan
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Xenoblade Chronicles.
I'm gay. And I also LOVE yaoi. I know people say that gay men aren't supposed to like yaoi, but I really really do.
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>>334339798
how did you trick her
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>>334347946
Noice.
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>>334350186
Huh, I'm practically the same, I can't even remember the last time I brushed my teeth but I'll constantly get told by the dentists that my teeth are perfectly fine
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>>334350192
Dude, mtf is REALLY COMMON these days. Even more common if you lump cross-dressers and traps in with them. A lot of dudes feel better as chicks, it's actually kind of cool if you think about it.
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>>334350238
you
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>>334340539
underrated post
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>>334350012
was it sort of large, like german shepherd size? that's how big this one was.

there was some blood on the grill I had to clean off the next morning with a hose.

funny thing is it happened like a block from my house.

>>334350023
D:
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>>334338931
can i get a little background info?
why did you do it, what makes it pleasurable?
how did you get away with it?
where in europe?

>implying i believe you
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>>334350269
She hates you because you don't tell her your true feelings. Really, women think that way. Don't expect her to tell you things straight, you have to tell her.
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>>334350282

No one says that, what

I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that and I'm gay as fuck

What the hell are we supposed to like, Yumeiro Patissiere?

there's that one with the four gay bakers too though, hmm
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>>334350310
If there was a way of legitimately changing your sex entirely, I might consider becoming a girl, but it'd probably just be because of autogynephilia and "grass is greener on the other side" syndrome
But that shit with hormones and cutting your dick up and making it into a sad vagina replica, plus the fact that a lot of trans people look fucking hideous
It's just not for me
Plus I don't actually feel as though I'm the wrong gender
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Mass Effect 1
[/spoiler]One time when I was younger a qt friend of mine came over to my house to study, I was prepared though. I unhooked the lever on my toilet. Good thinking, she had to take a deuce eventually. Toilet wouldn't flush and I said I'd fix it later. Little did she know the evil things I did later that night[/spoiler]
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>>334350282
why wouldn't gay people like yaoi? i mean, i'm bi and futanari/shemale is my biggest fetish since its the best of both worlds.
also good taste in games
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>>334335692
Pikmin 2
Got an extreme foot fetish when I was younger, I would sneak off during sleepovers to perve on my friend's and his mother's feet, unfortunately he ended up ruining himself by becoming a dirty hippy/druggy instead of a could be trap, still the only guy I've ever had an attraction to.
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>>334350307
I had my first cavity 2 years ago at 26. My father's first cavity was at I think 32
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>>334350307
one time I didn't brush my teeth for a year.

went to the dentist, they said it was fine. when I told them that, they said I just got "lucky".

I mean, our ancestors didn't brush their teeth.
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>>334350409
I've tried to get closer but it's not working. I invited her to a movie and she was super weird about it and then called it off the day we were supposed to go. I get the feeling that she's cool with being friends but nothing more. It's killing me.
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Demon's Crest
I am in the military and have seething hatred for it. Despite being in for so long, I have absolute contempt for superiors and don't trust any kind of emotion they have. I stay in because I'm a coward and I'm afraid I wouldn't make it in the real world.
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DMC 3
I'm suicidal and want to end myself everyday but I don't want to make my mom lonely.
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>>334350090
That's a good way to get diseases. I guess the problem is that I would need somebody I trust but nobody I'd see again because fuck I wouldn't want to remember.

I still don't think it's a good idea. It'd probably wreck my self esteem. I should stick to toys and my imagination.

>>334350156
I was 16. Hormone issues though so I was very girly already.

>>334350168
Growing up that way really messes with you, I used to cry and cry and have no idea what was wrong with me as a child. The first couple of yeara of transition are really tough, I can see why a lot of people kill themselves. You need to build up some serious mental resources to get through it. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Sure my heart sinks when I think of the childhood I could have had. But I can also think about the young adulthood I almost missed out on.
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>>334350307

You're fucking lucky.

I had the misfortune of being born with such weak enamel that I'd have to forego ANYTHING sweet, acidic or abrasive to avoid my teeth rotting out.

Even with brushing, flossing and flouride treatments, I'd still get horrible fucking cavities.
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>>334335692
Shadow of the Colossus
I let some guy at Blizzcon thighfuck me one night.
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>tfw you feel closer connections to strangers online than to people in real life

trying to navigate in the real world and function is just painful.
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>>334350592
Have you gotten the reassignment surgery, or just done HRT?
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>>334350592
>I was 16. Hormone issues though so I was very girly already.

lucky you

maybe i should just go jump in front of a train then
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>>334350645
>tfw I have more cool skype friends than I do friends in real life
Kill me senpai
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Halo 2

I felt loved once, a long time ago.
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>>334350645
I know that feel, bro
I can only consider getting close with a person if I've known them and been around them for years.
I have no problem spilling my life story and darkest secrets to you faggots on the internet.
I feel really connected to people who I've had good conversations with on /v/ about games I like
Or people in those cozy threads like space, deep sea, mineral, etc
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>>334350621
that's pretty neat. i always kinda like the idea of being lewded at a con. i just don't get to go to enough to make that a possible reality.
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>>334350425
You try just wearing women's clothes? That's enough for a lot of guys, it's weird and kinky and fun and you still look normal when you're done.

Ghost in the Shell full body swapping when? I never realized just how heavy the themes of trans-goddamn-everything was in that show.
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>>334350705
>have more steam friends than I do real friends
>just moved
>all the people my age are sportfags and I automatically think they're shit even though I've never met them
So much for new place new friends
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>>334348734
word

Once I owned up to my fears and really forced myself to overcome them, my life took a marked positive turn. Now my darkest secret is only that I fingered my sister's friend when she was asleep in our living room
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So am I right in thinking that trans people believe their biological gender doesn't fit them?
Also, what's the difference between trap and crossdressing?
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Persona 4 Golden

I have a huge fetish for cute girl (my own age) in diapers
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>>334350764
Yeah, once my girlfriend was gone for a month or so and left a bunch of clothes at my house, including fishnet stockings and shit
I wore them around and jerked off and stuff, it was fun
I'm too much of a pussy faggot to go out and buy actual girls clothes for myself or any sort of sex toy, I'm too worried they'd be found by whoever.
Like, I've been thinking of getting an Aneros but I haven't for that reason
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>>334350764
can't wait to transfer my brain into a cute robot girl body.
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>>334350645
I just ignore everyone I can unless approached by them, in which I just kinda go with it until I can leave, which is fine since I'm such a background character, it's nice to go online and spout off all sorts of info, since not only are people here on the same level as each other but they also cannot hold anything against you due to everyone being anons.
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>>334350843
Trap is dick girl, cross dressing is guys wearing girl shit
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Ocarina of Time

I didn't figure out how to masterbate until I was 18
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>>334349889
If you transition before puberty, it's actually not that hard to pass. The ugly man-faced trannies you see are the ones who transitioned after puberty.

Anon claimed they transitioned in high school. Assuming freshman year of high school, that would be before puberty finished, so it's not entirely out of the question that anon actually does pass.
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Xenoblade
I nearly raped a spanish exchange student sleeping in my room because I thought I could handle vodka at 15.
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>>334350843

Crossdressing is just wearing the opposite sexes' clothing

Trap is to actually pass for someone of the opposite sex
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>>334350843
Depends. I view Traps as Women with dicks (Like, they have tits and are biologically female except for their dick. Cross dressing is just when a person dresses like another person from the opposite gender.)
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>>334350908
>trap is dick girl
No, dick girls are girls with dicks and vaginas
Traps are men that look girly and dress girly
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>Wasn't born a girl
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>>334350843
Crossdressing is just a man wearing girl's clothes.
Trap is a man that looks like a girl.
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>>334350843
Trappin is a hobby thats the way for me

Jumpman jumpman jumpman
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>>334350648
HRT. I can't afford the surgery.

>>334350697
Don't be like that. Lots of people make cute girls at later ages.

I don't want to go to much into transgenderism itself though, because that's when people start flinging shit.
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Shadow of the Colossus
When I was in highschool I was a bully. I used to pick on this morbidly obese kid who literally never showered and never socialized to anyone. Looking back at it I was honestly the biggest fucking asshole ever to exist. I kept on bullying him until one night he shot himself in the head with his dad's hunting rifle. Nobody knows that I bullied him. People thought it was down to his low self-esteem and major family issues. On multiple occasions I have attempted to admit that I probably caused it to my parents but I've always pussied out of it. I feel constant shame for my actions and have considered suicide many times because of the guilt.
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>>334350968
Oh my bad always see pics of dick girls and usually the word trap right after so I assumed it was just girls with dicks
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>>334350871
Use the endless power of the internet. You get like a suite of schoolgirl uniforms, lace panties, and vibrating buttplugs mailed to your apartment in discrete brown boxes that look exactly like computer parts.

It's the single greatest thing the 21st century has brought us.

>>334350889
The singularity can't get here fast enough.
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>>334350996
i've been trying to get this shit rolling since 15

20 now, probably can't hrt for a while longer

but i'm just attentionseeking trash so i think i'll stop replying now
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>>334350896
I can't believe some want to get rid of that and continue their reputation online.

pointless. at least pretend to be someone else.
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>>334350410
>>334350457
Everyone says that yaoi is supposed to be for girls and bara is supposed to be for guys. I like bara too, but I just REALLY love yaoi. I like to ship the male characters from the games I play and fantasize about them fucking each other.
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>>334350003
Pls say it to wakko
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WoW
Jacked off in a class room once. No one noticed so I did it a few more times throughout the semester.
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>>334351051
That's not the issue, I'm worried about people finding them once I already have them
I don't have anywhere in my house I can hide them
I live alone but I have people over sometimes, and like I said, I have a gf
If she found it I could probably explain it but I really don't want to have to
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>>334351096
Oh you're only 20? Fuck anon you're fine. Quit being a baby and go take your hormones.
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>>334351159
i can't yet

maybe in a month

i said i wouldn't reply actually but maybe that makes you feel better

you made me feel a little better though, thanks maybe.
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>>334350996
I had a hormonal imbalance growing up and was really girly as well.

People thought I was a girl, I had budding breasts, I had no body hair, bodyfat on my ass and thighs only, silky hair.

If I had transitioned when I was 16 I'm pretty sure I would have been a really cute girl.

But I was insecure and afraid and didn't do it. Last month I started growing facial hair, and I'm 20.

Game over for me ;__;
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>>334351125
well you shouldnt feel bad for liking what you like!

>>334351141
sorry wakko
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>>>/b/
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>>334350996
>>334351096
I started at 25 and pass ok. Pass well enough that when I'm trying to guy mode at work wearing a male name tag and not trying to change my voice I've still had guys hit on me and dropping female pronouns till they notice my nametag.
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>>334351125
As a Bifag I actually heavily dislike both Yuri and Bara. I tend to go for intersex type stuff or yaoi in some cases.
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>>334350361
Here's a picture of the dog you murdered
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>>334350843
"Trap" is a very loosely-defined term. The generally accepted definition is "Something that looks like it shouldn't have a dick, but does."
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>>334351159
>Don't be a little bitch shinji.
>Get your fucking hormones shinji.
>Get ready to take the cocks and strapons like a GIRL shinji.
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>>334350920
I didn't figure out how to masturbate until I was 23
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>>334351309
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>>334351275
my sibling's friends give me shit for looking like a girl and i'm not even trying really

>>334351309
GET IN THE FUCKING DRESS SHINJI
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>>334351246
>>>/fag/
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>>334350920
>tfw I was 16
>combination of humping a pillow and jerking off
>humped pillows and mattresses for 2 years before I got comfortable jerking off


Thank you Pamela Anderson and Lara Croft.
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>>334351339
You lucky man
I bet your life turned out better because of it
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Final Fantasy 6

I have major self-esteem issues, fear I've never been legitimately loved, and I'm a laughing stock at my college for no reason.
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so some people here wear drag?
does it help you concentrate or what?

I remember me and a cousin doing it when we were about 12, you know, for fun. he was acting all goofy, putting grapefruits in his bra but I was really getting into it, making sure my eyeliner, etc was just so and my bust was age appropriate. never bothered with it since, but it's always been in the back of my mind.
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Majora's Mask

I have a fart fetish
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>>334351407
>>334351339
Jesus christ I learned to masturbate when I was fucking 7 years old
>>334351441
Fuck off Lucius
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Wario Land 4

I found out that my GF used to hook up with one of her guy friends, so I put her through an test to get him out of her life.

Basically I confronted the friend in private and told him that I knew about them hooking up. He went to her to complain (like a little bitch), and when she came to me about it I acted like this was the first I was hearing about any of it.

I convinced her that he was making the entire thing up, and she broke all ties with him.
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>>334351218
not the other person but in early highschool i took some some medicine to help me get taller because my father thought I'd be small forever and it freaked him out i guess.

anyways from what I understand it was estrogen pills or something. while i did get a bit taller (4'11 to 5'6) I also ended up looking pretty girly and had budding breasts for a while that I was horrifically embarrassed by. I still kind of have them now. my bf like to play with them sometimes and we were toying with the idea of me taking that PM herb stuff for a while to see if it made me look more girly.
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>>334351339
I don't fucking buy it.
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>>334351472
>fart fetish
Jesus christ my entire large intestine has been filled up all night
I was hanging with a friend and didn't want to fart, so I held it in
I've been just blasting my room with all of it
I don't have a fart fetish but damn is it satisfying
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Ace Combat Zero.
Nothing really. I've never been kissed or hugged but I'm moderately attractive and I've had a few girls pursue me. I'm beginning to think I have a hormonal imbalance because I don't really "get" sex, and don't have strong feelings towards guys or girls. Never wanked either. My friends thought I was joking.
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>>334351339
How? Did you never even hump your mattress as a teenager?
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Super Smash Bros (Any of them)

I've lived a life of things I regret, I sometimes lie awake at night wondering what's in store for me, tomorrow, I see people around my age who are just doing so much better than I am, and I feel like I have to compete, only I can't. I've usually felt my life would be leading down a point of no return in terms of fucking it all up, I think I've considered suicide, nearly three, four times now, I think that's just something that comes with my depression, I've never actually tried going through with it and then wussing out at the last second. /v/ manages to make me feel like shit about my life whenever I play vidya, so I think I should really stop hanging out at /v/. Anyways, I also only do ERPs with my online "best friend" and I get off to 2D more often than 3D, sorry for sounding like such a faggot.
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