Well, which one would you?
Would I what
>>334313449
Any of them. I'm a slut. Bring them all to me.
>>334313449
>Dante and Kratos use condoms
Hahahahaha no.
>>334313449
Wesker, of course <3
Hands off Wesker, he's my husbando!
Who has merchandise of their husbando?You lucky bastards
>>334313449
Ezio, obviously, he's a real passionate lover
![[HorribleSubs] Morenatsu - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.37_[2012.07.05_15.39.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7jkeEkG.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Morenatsu - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_10.37_[2012.07.05_15.39.25].jpg")
Best one
He isn't in the OP
>>334313884
I might try to buy a collectible figure of him once I've got cash
Dante or Jensen
Solid Snake is better than all of them tho
>>334313449
none because they're all boring humans
>>334314167
>not enjoying delicious humans
More for me then
>>334314167
This
>>334314073
>solid snake
>>334313449
>condoms
>existing in 15th century Italy
>condoms
>existing in Ancient Greece
>>334313449
Dante, He's apparently a generous lover.
>>334313884
I collect Solid Snakes. So far I've got the Mcfarlane MGS1 and 2 figures and Figma MGS2 Snake. I need to grab one of the Medicom Old Snakes sometime and I'd like that Revolmini. Here's hoping someone does a decent 6 inch with good articulation version of both MGS1 and MGS4 Snakes someday. It's my favorite scale.
>>334313449
>expired condom
>augmented condom
>condom coated with zombie virus
>sterile
>condom has a hole on it
>SSStylish condom
>no renegade option condom (want to get plowed, not made love to)
>burning condom=chlamydia
>crying during sex condom
I'll take the middle row I guess.
this one I'd so hard
>>334314369
Notice how I said better than all of them? It's because he's not on there.
Quick anons, claim your husbando or he won't ever love you!
>>334313449
Adamn Jensen of course.
Wesker too.
>>334314394
Arabs used goat intestines
Rook from Banner Saga.
I dont know, but he just has a deeper story compared to those of varl.
>>334314530
>>no renegade option condom (want to get plowed, not made love to)
>>334314629
Ancient Greeks and Renaissance era Italians aren't fucking Arab though are they?
Why would I use a condom when I want to be filled with his cum?
>>334314769
>he thinks they aren't arabs
>>334313449
Adam Jensen.
Second choice Dante.
>>334314854
Best answer right here.
>>334314881
>tfw too slow
There's only three guys on there that don't probably have STDs and two of them are sterile.
Hows your horoscope looking, /v/?
>>334315310
Leo.
Could be worse I guess.
>>334313449
leon kennedy
>>334315310
>tfw taurus
Can I kill myself instead? Fuck that faggot turtle
>>334315310
>Scorpio
>Dante
Hell yeah.
>>334315456
This
every time I try opening a condom like that I end up with lube in my mouthis that part of the appeal, or should I work on my technique?>asking /v/ for sex helpit's for my dragon dildo, I swear.
>>334315310
do horoscopes even mean anything?
>>334315310
>Libra
I could live with it. Makes a great cock slut.
>>334314270
Sauce?
>>334315310
Twin snakes it is
>>334313449
Adam Jensen
>>334314854
If Venom was a choice. I guess I have a thing for cyborgs.
>>334315310
>pisces
Usually I get shit on with these things
>>334315550
Not that poster but that looks like gamma's art.
>>334315495
>putting a ondom on a dildo
>>334314629
Seriously?
>>334315506
Only if you want them to.
Really though, no. They list traits that could apply to anyone.
>>334315642
Saves time cleaning.
>>334313449
cloud, but only if he dressed up like a girl first
wouldn't want to do no gay shit
>>334315310
>Link
I can live with it, but I'd rather have anything from Gemini to Virgo
>>334315495
Unless you're sharing the dildo, take that shit raw.
>>334315709
what, the 5 seconds putting it on?
>>334315709
just toss 'em in the dishwasher
whether you leave your dishes in there or not is up to you
>>334315756
>not sharing your boijuices
>>334315756
>using a dildo
>not just using a cucumber
it's like you hate the environment and money
>tfw no fuzzy bear bf
>>334315920
yeah, and when you're done with the cucumber you can make a nice salad
>>334315310
Leo, pretty good. Though I would take any of themexcept Bowser and the Shotas
>>334315709
>Implying cleanup takes any amount of time
>Not bonding with your toy as you clean it
>>334315989
ewww no
cucumbers are gross
>>334315989
And serve it to your family and friends when they're over.
The perfect crime.
>You will never lick off yogurt on Nathan's body while he lies shirtless in a desert
>>334316085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx1CaHZsIOQ
make sure you pick a good one.
>>334316003
Seriously?
>>334315643
yeah, they were still inside the. goat though
>>334313449
Dante
I'd make him wear Jensen's clothes
>>334316337
I don't want to fuck a lizard. You can, I don't.
>>334316308
This looks like a parody.
>>334316586
Are we forcing them to wear stuff now?That's my fetish
>>334316573
hahaha, nice
>>334316597
But youre okay with wanting to fuck drawings.
>>334316732
Drawings that are appealing to me. What's stopping you from jerking one off to the princesses? We can have out preferences, you have yours and I have mine. I prefer my pixels to resemble human men.
>>334316697
I'd force big boss to wear woman's clothing
>>334316651
I doubt it.
>>334316732
It's all fantasy. People have different kinks.
>>334316865
Sexuality isn't the same thing as body type. Id fuck the princesses if they were male.
>>334313449
> Picking anyone but Ezio
> picking anyone but old Ezio
Plebs
>>334316865
um, ugh?
>>334317050
>playing AssCred
>>334313727
Yeah, everyone knows that dante is a virgin.
>>334316981
But clearly masculine men is within those kinks. So Bowser being out of the question is odd.
>>334313996
This nigga got taste.
>>334316892
How delicious.
>can't marry prisoners
Smh
>>334317157
People are weird, they give themselves limits to convince themselves their fetishes are acceptable.
When it really doesn't matter.
Sorry but there's only one hazubando for me now, and he ain't /v/.
>>334317050
>picking some play-pretend assassin over a real stone killer
>>334317001
>>334317157
But Bowser looks more lizard then man. I'm not into furry stuff, that's who I am. You can put abs on a lizard but that won't mean I am going to fuck it. I don't like Bowser or similar anthro in the same way I don't like shota like Pit. They're both boys but different kinds. Bowser may be a man, but he is a lizard man and that is not my thing.
>>334314640
Muh nigga. Rook did things to me. Why is there no fucking banner saga fanart? Wtf are drawfags doing?
>>334317357
But he ACTS more man than lizard.
Why are badass and hardened men the best for cuddling?
>>334317325
He's still a good husbando.
>>334317395
But it's not his thing.
Might be yours, but it doesn't get them off.
>>334317395
If I played more games with Bowser where that was the case then maybe my opinion would change. There are characters I grew to like even though they didn't initially fit my taste. Bowser is not one of them. Plus, so what? A tomboy could act more man then a girl but that doesn't mean I wanna fuck her either.
>>334315310
> libra
Fuuuug... might as well kill myself
>>334317158bigger
>>334317440
Great for daddy issues.
Also they seem the warmest on a cold night.
>>334317567
Well, have you played BiS?
>>334316141Pictures where a character is showing their stomach off like that are the best, the absolute best.
Just post guys you faggots
>>334317678
I wish that wasn't the case for me, but I would be lying to myself.
>>334317783
>>334313996
>>334317158
>shin will never sit on your face
>>334317350
Anon, i'm not picking them to kill someone. I'm picking them to be my sex buddy.
>>334317783
>Adds gay options
>Only one
>I dont even want him
At least they tried.
>>334317325
Kill yourself friendorino
>>334318012
>Not wanting him
Get out
>>334318084
Isnt he like a pyschopath or something?
if you use a condom bigger than your size you need to cut your penis off.
stop trying to "accidentally" impregnate women
>>334318012
Hoshido had the best looking guys, but Niles' personality was great.
A true manslut.
Post those charts faggots
Which vidya guy would you play vidya with?
>>334318170
>women
Seriously though, who's using a blousey condom?
>>334313449
Ezio or Snake.
Or Adam, imagine if his D is augmented.
>>334318170
paying for 18 years of child support is my fetish
>>334315310
Sagittarius, who did I get?
>>334318206
I would but I haven't changed it in months and I cant keep reposting it over and over.
>>334313449
They're great, and they're eye candy but they are not my husbando.
>>334318357
Thank you for thinking about the thread
>>334315310
>tfw Virgo
It fits me.
>hes never gonna be real
why life
>>334318315
KEK
>>334317878Never ever
>>334318170
>preaching to a bunch of gays
Lmaoing
>>334313449
>picking any MGS character over Ocelot
>>334318439
Fuck, the big bad wolf looks so good.
>>334318439
if I cut my hair like his I would look pretty close
color matches perfectly.
>>334318413
>Thank you for thinking about the thread
It's more like shame that I've been on /v/ for so long and I dont want people to know it.
>>334318273
Klonoa
Are there some video games where I can >tfw no bf
>>334318548
Your secret is safe with me.
>>334318273
Juu because his paws are too big to play vidya with
>>334318632
Morenatsu
>>334313884
I have nothing
I don't even have fanart of him, i gotta draw that myself
>>334318518
Its like you want to be cheated on, the guy is like a sextuple agent
>>334318632
I dont know what you're asking.
>>334318518
>Ocelot
>not cripple-chan
>>334313884
>>334318883
>>334318798
I know that feeling anon, we will get through it together.
>>334318543
dont tease me like this anon
can a r63 version of a female character be a husbando?
>>334318518
You'll never be his Big Boss. He'll never love you like you do him.
Why does /v/ make me feel ashamed for not having a consistent #1 husbando?
Doesn't it make more sense to NOT have intense love for just one single fictional character over all others, but rather to like a whole bunch?Or maybe its because all of my top picks are really common and generic.
>>334315550
It's honey
>>334315310
I got Sagittarius, does that make me pedo? If I say I don't know his age or who he is will I not get arrested?
I still hate Bioware for not allowing me to date any male aliens as a mShep
i have no doubts Mass Effect Andromeda will be the same
>>334318939
Who is this sperm worm?
>>334319123
It's ok to practice free love and be a slut.
Who's committed to drawings?
>>334318439
Don't worry anon, my husbando is also from TT. I want to leave their terrible grasps but I just can't. Bigby is pretty up there for me though, he is just too delicious.I just wish my husbando wasn't always the center for terrible debates, let me just have my ending ;_;
>>334319269
The ribbon girl.
>>334319301
I dunno, /v/ just makes me feel like I should have a husbando above all other husbandos already.
>>334319241
You'll be able to romance two sloppy bottoms.
You'll never have the option of getting rammed by an alpha.
>>334319123
>free love
>gagagigo
Disgust
You're better off fucking some Ice Barrier since they have more lore than your trash
>>334318850
Give me a fucking video game where I can cry over the fact that i don't have a bf
>>334318439
>>334319361
Have you guys played any of the older TT games like Sam & Max, SBCG4AP and Tales of Monkey Island? I like them better than what TT puts out now
>>334319429
just make yourself a husbando chart
and don't give a fuck about what anybody else say
>>334319474
Yeah whatever Q.
>>334319548
sam & max sucked
>>334319429
Not the same anon, but don't worry about it. For some they have their 'harem' as their absolute favorites and stuff but it isn't full on dedication. For the rest there is that autistic attraction to themlike I do ;_;
>>334319429
Nah, that's best saved for actual people.
You don't want to be that guy that has dates with a picture on a computer screen.
>>334319505
Morenatsu
>>334319585
Why do you think that?
>>334319465
I don't mind getting bottoms if they had some personality
but the two we got in ME3 was awful.
I don't want a boring guy or a mexican on the rebound
>>334319505
Technically any game ever could qualify as long as you decide to start crying.
>>334319548Kennyfaghere, yeah and I'm not claiming the new stuff is amazing. The heart wants what the heart wants though.
>>334313449
Dante. He's packing a sword that he hasn't ever used.
>>334319648
because it's gay
>>334319648
it's furshit and max looks ugly
>>334319656
Just wish the gay option were a bit more masculine too. Nothing wrong with bottoms, but as the only choice?
A great personality would be nice though.
Can someone post a cute hunky man sitting on the toilet, please?
>>334319585
Some of the episodes are lower quality than others, but overall as a series its great.
Way better than Walking Dead.
>>334315310
>virgo
YES
NEW GAME COMING OUT
SO EXCITED
>>334319716
Okay, but does it have any flaws as a game?
>>334319873
Haha, this.
>>334319883
deserves an animated show, not some crappy point and click adventure games.
>>334315310
>sagiitarius
I came here to vomit.
>>334319867
yeah more masculine choices would've been great
>>334319548
Yeah, I really mostly played their sam and max stuff,never played monkey island but i really should get on that
>>334319883
>>334319716
Ladies please, let's post beautiful men and forget this argument for now.
Post husbandos
most of /v/ is women.
>>334320215
Sadly this
>>334320085
>deserves an animated show
Uh, it already had an animated show.
>>334319465
i want to fuck aliens not get fucked by them
>>334319241
>>334319867
I wouldn't be surprised if ME:A turned out to be like DA3
all the male aliens or muscular men would either be straight or bi
while the gay male only option would be a limp wrist flamboyant human
tfw no /v/ bf to suck off while he plays vidya
If your husbando is canon straight, it's your DUTY to transform into a titty monster to satisfy his desire.
>>334320215
this is a fact
/v/ is just horny women and young boys
>>334320135
But I already am.
>>334320178
I want Dante to fuck me like a pizza
>>334313449
Does Adam even have a real dick anymore?
>>334320353
But then I wouldnt be able to fuck him.
>>334320353
>not forcing him to love dick
>>334320353
I'll show you a titty monster
>>334320358
Keep it up, we can appreciate more TT men.
>>334313449
I'd fuck Cloud if he became a trap again.
>>334320408
i want to be a pizza
>>334320178
I love any man with a gruff voice and a hairy chest
>>334320445
An augmented one, designed for maximum pleasure.
>>334320568
The hell is TT?
What does a hunter smell like after a hunt?
>>334320129
It's a great series, anon. Pirate the special edition of the first two games and play the third one if you liked those
>>334320595
Saucy boy
>>334320353
Did you say titty monster?
>>334320595
>>334320408
>you'll never be looked at by Dante like how he looks at pizza
suffering
rat husband is best husband prove me wrong
>>334320304
That's the trend of gay romance options in video games.
Gay men are always seen as the twink, flamboyant type, so that's all we get. Which wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't overused.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/LevF
>>334318798
>>334318951
>tfw your husbando is obscure as fuck
it's suffering.
>>334320353
>not mindbreaking him into loving the cock
Fucking casuals, man
>>334320763
I bet he farts all the time
>>334320636
Does it vibrate?
How does it even go flaccid? Does it retract like a camera lens or something?
>>334320763
Go back to your shitty steam group plz
>>334320772
cringe
>>334320763
No dick.
And Rakushun is already best rat husbando.
>>334320763
he's disgusting desu
>>334320665
What the hell are you?
>>334320763
Fuck off cruz
>>334320729
Like musky man sweat and blood.
>tfw you'll never nuzzle your face into his hairy chest or feel his strong arms around you
>you'll never hearhis breathy gasp when you kiss his helmet
>>334320838
Who is it anon?
>>334320251
there can't be another?
one more suited for adults?
>>334320908
Hopefully not TT.
>>334321023
TT monster spotted
>>334319269
Don't bother. She belongs to Nozaki-senpai.
>>334321018
Not a chance.
>>334321109
does Purcell not want one?
meh.
>>334321189
Does he even care about Sam and Max anymore? I dont think hes even done a comic in years.
It's a shame he won't be in the next game, but my love for him will remain.
>>334321241
Doesn't he work at Pixar now?
>>334321241
he's currently getting that sweet Pixar/Disney money to care about Sam and Max
I'll just post gay
>>334321304
All he did was make Cars which was crap.
>>334321332
>girl
>gay
>>334321371
he's pretty much a one-hit wonder
>>334320767
fucking stupid game devs
>>334321397
>girl
>>334318518
>not master miller
It's like you're gay or something.
>>334321289
You never know, he might be the next "Not Tharja" or New Severa or new Owain
>>334321470
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>>334313449
>camo condoms so they won't see you cumming.
>no doomguy
Everyone is gay for doomguy.
are these threads more rare or something now? i've seen a metric fuckton of waifu threads the past month and this is the only husbando thread i've seen in a while
>>334321594
Not popular enough in Japan. I think he's only 5th or 6th on their chart.;_;
>>334321241
not sure what comics have to do with anything.
>>334321002
He is also probably dead.
>I'll never go on crazy secret missions for the Illuminati
SUFFERING
>>334321890
Gay threads are reported more than waifu shit for obvious reasons but they both do get deleted.
>>334321880
>not being gay for the demons
>>334321890
We usually get deleted
>>334320935
>tfw you'll never smother their sweaty armpits
>you'll never motorboat their musky, hairy ass
>>334321897
Damn... 5th and 6th seem good enough to me though. Sure, he'll never be a Smash character, but his design seems unique enough to return in some form.
Oh well.
>>334321995
I'm sorry for your loss.
>>334321897
Jakob is the only non-Royal that's above him so he could come back if they decide to do that again. But I hope they don't. They should get a new artist and drop all the outrealms stuff
any upcoming games with husbando material you guys are looking forward to?
