HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A NEW COSMOWRIGHT. THIS GUY JUST GOT THE FASTEST SPEEDRUN
New "Super Mario Bros" any% world record 4:57.260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev-QpxN8wPo
Man, he did it by .15 seconds. Does that means he drowns in nerd pussy for a couple weeks?
>>334309159
Did Cosmo get bitches?
I somehow doubt he did.
>Visibly touching the plants and creeps at occasions
Just fucking kill yourselves senpai's. That guy should kill himself too for cheating.
>>334309317
No but he became one
>>334308979
Is he playing in a fucking bathroom?
damn he wouldn't make a cute girl either
>>334308979
is that a heartrate monitor? cuz if so, he should get his shit checked. went up to like 170 there
It's far more likely that he just pressed the stop time button faster than other runners. Wait for someone to comb the footage and see if this is legit before getting hype.
>literally hitting the axes at 5:09
LOL, CHEATS
>>334309767
Dudes don't make cute girls anyway so let's just stick to the real deal and not a shitty knock off.
Not even a good speedgame. Who cares?
>>334310130
>axes
>>334308979
>Faster by two milliseconds
Why should I give a shit?
>>334309661
The hitboxes for them are wonky, they can be moved through
>>334308979
I liked that jump.
This game is literally down to single frames and an incredibly hard trick in 4-2. But STILL, he doesn't say the game is done, he says HE is done with the game.
Based Darbian.
>>334312496
because that is all that is left in the game
its not like a shitty Zelda game that has minutes left in it and thinking the game is done
