You went to Gamestop.
What are you getting?
nothing, I walk out wondering how I got there then head back home to get some digital games
>>334299759
Sonic boom: taned arms edition
DICK
ass
>>334299759
a gf
>>334299759
Ultimate Squat Simulator 4000
Senran Kagura: Estival Versus and Criminal Girls.
>>334299759
spaghetti
I buy a brand new Metroid Prime Trilogy reprint sold as a used "rare" game.
tell the person at the cash register about how the banner with the ass is oppressing me
>>334299759
Is she a futa this time?
>went
>what are you getting?
So this thread is for people who are at gamestop right now browsing /v/?
I wasn't planning to get anything, but pretend to look at stuff and blurt out "stop looking at me silly boys" after a little while
>>334299759
Out.
Rubber-Fuckmaster 6000
A sexy cop simulator for my VR headset
Are we still following the "guy getting highest last digit in 2 minutes" thing or are we going with some other system?
Also see if they have that new lightgun game.
a duck, I learn on /v/ they hang out there
Just skip to "GameStop Princess flashes tits and grows a dick because Anon rolled X"
Thick cop simulator, please
>>334300098
>>334300098
What platform is this even for?
>>334300321
A sexy alien teleports there.
Lizard type
>>334300338
Ouya
>>334300338
None, it's a porn mag
>>334300338
The Ouya.
>>334300338
It's for some system called the "Vee eich ess."
>>334300338
Dreamcast
>>334299759
who buys his games at Gamestop in this day and age?
>>334300338
pee ass triple baby
>>334300338
Xbox 720 and knuckles
>>334300338
VR game
>>334300464
I do desu baka senpai
THICK COP WHERE
Wow noone is here
>>334300387
Well those squats have pretty good form.
What now?
>>334300635
Begin masturbating
>>334300635
Go purchase a squat rack.
More likely to sell something then I am to buy something at gamestop.
>>334300635
You look for the store clerk.
>>334300635
Share the porn with the girl at the cash register
>>334299759
Does anyone remember the animated series: Madness?
>>334299759
Justice
>>334300635
Run into gamestop princess again
>>334300635
Call the cops
>>334300635
Hack a gamestop employee
Check if legs are okay
>>334300635
Go to the counter and but the book
never4get
>>334300635
You find a disc inside.
>>334300709
You go to the counter but there's a dude there not a girl.
Can I help you with anything?
>>334300960
Take off the VR helmet and realize we're still hanging from the rope.
>>334300960
Tell him not to talk to you or your wife's son ever again
>>334300960
When did you start selling porn?
>>334300960
Suck his dick
>>334300960
Wake up
>>334300960
have a literal autistic shitfit
>>334300960
"Got the new new Barbie game?"
>>334300960
Compliment his 'sick ink'
>>334300979
Screams externally
>>334300960
use you magic dick to turn him into a girl
>>334300960
genderswap magic pillsfor Vita
>>334300960
>that old G4 comic about US GEEKS and Fauxhawks
hehe
>>334300960
Micky Mouse or Dead Mou5?
>>334300960
Purge him with holy fire
>>334300979
Somehow you're still alive.
But how?
>>334301257
You're a princess
Deodorant for every mother fucker in the store
>>334301257
Look around, we're dead. This I'd the afterlife.
>>334299759
A blowjob.
>>334301257
Check on your dog
>>334299759
A VR blowjob from some cop twins.
>>334301257
You realize you're still in VR
>>334301257
Your dick is supporting you
>>334301257
you're a necromancer lich
>>334301257
Gamestop Princess ties you down and demands an explanation
>>334301257
You were saved by your trusty robot waifu butler
>>334301257
because your dog sold his soul to the devil to give you eternal life.
>>334301257
You're a wizard Harry
>>334301257
Take off the real VR helmet and continue shopping at GameStop
>>334301257
It was all a dream
>>334299759
I, as always, fruitlessly search for used armored core games. They're never there
>>334301257
You're on a mountain of your own shit.
>>334299759
pepper spray
>>334301559
...
>>334301559
I'm okay with this
>>334301541
Mine always have them.
>>334299759
A lot of disappointment and time wasted.
>>334301647
True
>>334301367
Gamestop Princess stands in front of you.
Answer me, anon.Am I real?
Are you? Where are you?
>>334301559
Past the 2 minute mark, remember.
>>334301808
You tell her that life is all just a meme
>>334301808
You wake up for real this time
>>334301808
You become a small girl.
>>334301808
Im at home. With you. And a thick cop.
>>334301808
We are real, Gamestop Princess is, too. But we're not in Kansas anymore.
>>334301257
Tell her it doesn't matter either way because she is a mirage of the real one of past threads, you need to go face the first boss of your adventure: BIG DADDY SEXY
He knows who has Gamestop princess sister: EB GAMES PRINCESS!
>>334301808
it's the afterlife, now we can be together forever
>>334301808
It was all a dream
>>334301808
We're actually just on /v/ posting MS paint porn bait threads
>>334301927
Where are we then, anon?
>>334301992
This
>>334302257
We're in Detroit
>>334302257
Gamestop
>>334302257
The center of the fucking Earth
>>334302257
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?
>>334302257
Australia or Comic Con
>>334302257
pull her shirt down
>>334302257
Wherever MGQ takes place
>>334302257
THE DUBUA DUBUA E
SUPERSLAM
>>334302257
Outer Heaven.
>>334302257
MGSVchapter 3
>>334302257
The first dungeon, and we haven't grinded, and BIG DADDY SEXY is in the next room.
>>334302257
Inside (or on top of) a duck
>>334302257
Kill gamestop princess
>>334302257
Unable to escape our cycles of guilt
>>334302257
Detroit.
>>334302257
the gamestop backdrop falls down revealing they are in hell
>>334302257
At home with another VR headset on
>>334302257
Nebraska
>>334302394
Fuck off Nash you vanilla giant
>>334302257
"we" aren't anywhere. She's us. We're at gamestop.
>>334299759
Hopefully a job because I don't want to work at walmart.
>>334302257
In OP's basement
Steam wallet card. If I'm there then might as well.
>>334302532
It pays well and has good medical. Learn your shit anon
>>334302532
Ironically, it's better to work at Walmart since you actually get benefits.
>>334302257
we're in the gamestop kingdom ruled by king autist. (a bowser parody of a fedora wearing neckbeard)
>>334302386
Are you saying we're "at Peace", anon?
Does that mean, that we...
>>334302772
Had kinky, wild sex last night?
Yes
>>334302772
Give her a face u lazy fuck, make it animu if u suck at drawering.
>>334301313
Underrated post
>>334302772
She becomes a loli
>>334302772
Suddenly Guy Fieri pops in on today's DnD
>>334302772
Milady, the only way to make it back to life is for you to orgasm 100 times.
>>334302772
are anon and gamestop princess gonna have to fight through hell a la dante's inferno?
because i want that.
>>334302772
We're in VR.
>>334302772
Yes. We're in a parallel dimension.
>>334302772
Her words are interrupted as BIG DADDY SEXY casts Marin Karin before she can finish her statement.
>>334301257
The descent had destroyed me
And yet, I lived
*A voice calls to you and tells you you are worthy*
>>334302772
... have become mercenaries? yes, and we'll rescue princesses
>>334302887
>saiyan monkey girls
yes please
>>334302668
>>334302709
I know it does but I had a friend who worked there (the local one) and they told me all sorts of shit about how the manager would take some employees to his office and scream at them for 45 mins for incredibly minor shit and how he had been fired because he had missed a toaster that some customer had left in the fabric section. I heard good stuff about the EB games though, although that might have been because he was friends with the store manager.
>>334302887
we're here for her dick.
>>334302887
hello, thicksaiyan-anon
>>334302829
Anon, why did you just draw all over my face?
>>334303080
>letting two blatantly biased friends convince you where to work/not work
>>334303102
thick saiyan girls don't have dicks
>>334303148
To make you more kawaii bitch.
Now let's fly to the mystical far eastern land of japan, home of ninjas and birthplace of the California roll.
>>334303148
erase it. she's cuter without the face. it kinda leaves it ambiguous and more to the imagination.
>>334303148
Is that implying that her face was just a blank slate?
What do people in your world see using?
>>334303148
No wonder you don't draw faces.
>>334303148
Kissu her
>>334303242
this
>>334299759
I'm "getting" the fuck out of there, why would I go to Gamestop?
>>334303148
There's no time to explain, eat these eggs.
>>334303148
Ahegao face with heart pupils
>>334299759
I go home and find it for cheaper online
>>334303148
She honestly looks uglier with that kind of face
>>334303148
redo it in the style of huniecam studio
>>334303148
hush! Take her to a wallmart
>>334300880
This is terrible
>>334303148
that's too 90's, give her something more recent
how is the roll picked by drawfag in this thread? I've only been around for the princess threads so i'm used to post number gets.
>>334303242
>>334303289
>it get's smudged and she's left with black marker that looks like an eternal blush the rest of the adventure.
>>334303165
Idk man, all my work experience can be summed up by 40 hours of volunteer (misc.) work for high school fundraising a few years back. What do you suggest? Are either of them right?
>>334303148
Now you are perfect!
Time to go back to gamestop to make a sense of all of this
>>334303289
>>334303242
Did you use spit to clean my face?
A nude tayne
>>334303482
No, it was secretly HIDDEN VALLEY RANCH
>>334303148
just add 2 dots for eyes
>>334303482
It wasn't spit, it was cum
>>334299759
the fuck out and going home to play some vidya
>>334303482
it wassemen
>>334303482
Nah, cum
>>334303482
yes, now get on your knees
>>334303482
No it'sacid
>>334300338
Vita
>>334303530
ranch me up brotendo
>>334303482
BIG DADDY SEXY kidnaps the princess
>>334303482
of course not, I licked your face to taste it
>>334303482
Yes your spit since we're actually the same person
>>334303609
don't kill the princess please ;-;
>>334303420
Can someone post the /v/ screencap vs the rest of 4chan screen cap.
>>334300880
>he samefags his shit
meh
Its was the blood of our enemies,THE ELFS
>>334303674
clones? like the snakes?
>>334303683
It's not that bad, anon.
>>334303609
I wish you nothing less than the most intense pain and suffering a man can experience
PINGAS
>>334303609
Gamestop Princess begins contorting in pain and screaming.
>>334303482
Nah, i just used pig cum
>>334303871
Lemon juice will heal the wounds.
>>334303871
Call an ambulance
>>334303871
>>334303871
Kick her in the pussy
>>334303871
Tricked you! It was just my cum.
>>334303871
she calls the cops on you
>>334303871
JUST A PRANK, BRO!
>>334303871
Actually I was lying, it was just lemon juice.
>>334303871
then, with extreme luck, she become prettier
>>334303871
Welp, that's enough VR for today.
It sure is getting layered these days.
>>334303871
bowl of eggs
>>334303871
Use the Konami code
>>334303871
CALL THE COPS
>>334303609
>>334303871
NO BULLY
>>334303871
Turns out BIG DADDY SEXY'S Marin Karin was on YOU! you're attacking the princess! You have to fight it!
>>334303609
>>334303871
JUST
wait, wouldn't our hand be burning too?
>>334303909
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>>334303909
>>334303909
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>334303871
HELP HER
>>334303909
>>334303871
her face is all fucked now,she is now a skeleton princess
>>334303871
Her face corrodes and its revealed she's a robot
>>334303909
STOP KILLING OUR PRINCESSES.
>>334303909
If she had a mouth I'd be drawing a One Piece-tier scream right now.
>>334304229
This is boring, let's go to the game spoot instead.
>>334304229
The combination of acid and lemon juice is an aphrodisiac
>>334304229
>>334304229
she calls the cops
>>334304229
Dry her face with sandpaper. Don't worry, captain, we'll buff out those scratches.
>>334304229
MOAR LEMON JUICE
IT'S THE MIRACLE CURE
>>334304229
The daydream ends. She's giving you sucky sucky.
>>334304229
sacrifice to the blood god
>>334304229
She's now blind, but it enhances her other senses making her Daredevil Princess
Are there any lewds of Gamestop Princess?
>>334304229
Why not finish it off with some salt and pepper? Gotta season it just right.
>>334304229
ITS JUST A PRANK!
>>334304229
Wash it off withrubbing alcohol
>>334304229
STOP IT
SOMEONE SAVE HER
>>334304309
based
>>334303909
the absolute madman
I'm looking for the gba section to buy Circle of the Moon and checking to see if they have .hack, xenosaga, or rule of rose in any of the PS2 bins
>>334304309
>>334304309
THE HERO APPEARS
>>334304229
I hear the mayo it's useful to heal chemical burns
>>334304309
WITNESSED
>>334304309
she has no mouth idiot
>>334304229
She heals and forgives you.
>>334304229
BIG DADDY SEXY hands you bleach to finish the job.
>>334304309
Wew
>>334304309
still not sure how the gets work. does it have to do with the timestamp?
A passing robot accidentally trips and spills gasoline all over her and a stranger's cigarette ignites the fumes setting her ablaze.
This also causes your dick to be burned so bad you will never ever use it again. Worse than if you had attempted to fuck a hot pizza right out of the oven, but not as bad as if you tried to fuck a fire elemental.
>>334304309
I don't get it, this anon doesn't have any dubs!
>>334304771
Look at all the gets and see what they have in common9s
>>334304771
0 or 9 within 2 minutes of last post.
>>334304309
You wake up?
https://my.mixtape.moe/xnmxjx.png
>>334304771
Higher get within a minute I think.
>>334304862
Suddenly the wig comes off. It was really you from the future, having traveled back into the past to suck your dick while past you who went into the future steals your games.
>>334304229
Should mix in some piss with that
>>334304862
she bites it off
