>start playing any game on Steam
>that guy messages you "So you're playing [GAME] eh?"
>playing game
>friend links me a video
>it's 15+ minutes long
>every few minutes asks if I watched it yet
>>334286004
>start game
>hey
well fucker, its not like I want to have another vapid conversation with your stupid ass. I'm just interested in the game but too lazy to look up reviews ;P
>>334286292
Tell him to fuck off. If he was really your friend he would understand.
>been playing online rts or dungeon crawler for 20 minutes
>game is heating up or boss fight
>can't pause, cant let my team down
>"hey"
>"hey"
>"hello?"
>"hey"
>"why aren't you responding?"
>start playing game
>guy messages "oh dude i hate that game"
Man, Brendan Fraser looks terrible. What happen?
>see friend playing FO3
>link them to bugfixes
Was I wrong to do that?
>>334286620
>Skype call during a raid
JUST
A L I M O N Y
L
I
M
O
N
Y
>Start game
>Get 15 invites for MP matches
>I like to finish campaign mode first
>>334286697
DOO-DOO *BLIP* DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO *BLIP*
>call leader adds a new person to the skype call during boss fight
>everyone gets tabbed out
>>334286697
Using Skype for anything
>>334286004
>Friend probably pumped you're playing a game he loves
>Instead of actually talking with him you go and shitpost on /v/ about it
What a surprise.
>see friend busy playing a video game
>fuck his mom
>>334286004
>Add like 200 people from that friends collector steam group
>Launch game
>17 year old kid starts messaging me about how he's cutting himself because his parents told him to get a summer job
>"I'm 17 these are the best years of my life, I can't waste them working. Life's unfair, I hate my parents."
I called him a little faggot and he removed me. I removed everyone I added in that group and then left it.
>>334286292
Some dude sent me an entire movie in a foreign language on Youtube, asked me to watch it and let him know what I thought of it
I've never spoken to guy since
Some fucking people
>>334286004I'm that guy
>you should go to /int/ you'll like it
>have you tried /int/ yet?
>go check out /int/
>he finally goes to /int
>every fucking day for the last month he's sending be random links to /int/ at least 5 times a day
Nigga I said YOU will like /int/. Not me.
Never knew he was such a meme loving sperg.
>load up steam
>"hey are you coming to the training tonight?"
>"can't tonight sorry"
>"we have another session this friday. Make sure to make it to that one."
>"ok I gotta go"
>click appear offline and keep on playing
>>334287368
>training
wtf
>having friends on steam
>>334286004
>start playing any game on steam
>that guy messages you "So you're not playing [Dark Souls (tm) III] huh?
Fromdrones are the worst
>>334287501
>having friends
>>334286004
>load up game
>friend starts up the same game
>>334287602
Having friends IRL to share a beer with sometimes is actually cool, but having friends to "chat with" on Steam?
Nigga, you crazy.
>Plays game on steam
>LMAO YOU BOUGHT THAT
Don't shame me faggot at least I don't bother people when they're trying to play a game
>>334287672
>Drinking alcohol
>>334287624
>start grinding with a podcast or finishing up the solo campaign
>get a multiplayer invite
>>334287557
You mean you're not playing Dark Souls 3?
>>334286895
>he doesnt realize it's a communication program and not a social status
>>334286004
>how dare this other guy try to start a conversation and try to be social grrrrrrrrr
Why don't you delete all your friends faggot?
>Game was released few hours ago
>Finish download it
>Launch it
>Faggot says: is it any good?
>>334287464
The guy recruited me for a regiment when I was playing Mount and Blade. They get together weekly to drill formations and shit.
>>334286568
Have you considered waiting until I'm done playing it?
>playing on some guilty pleasure RP server on Gmod
>friend joins without saying anything
>"Dude this game sucks let's go play TTT"
>>334286679
His wife sucked the life outta him
>>334286620
>Not putting yourself as busy when playing and actually being busy
It is your own fault.
>>334287714
>being american
>irrational fear of women under 25
>irrational fear of alchohol
>irrational fear of healthy foods
>>334287901
>Drinks alcohol
>Talks about "Health foods"
Loving every laugh
>>334287897
All it'll show as to them is "Anon is in game: [Videogame]"
>>334287714
>muslim
>>334287786
But there are so many better communication programs.
>starts CS:GO
>"hey wanna play a game?"
>mfw
>>334288026
what?
>Start game
>No one to annoy me
>mfw i remember i have literally 0 friends
>remember i can't even make """"friends"""" on steam
>through the whole session i keep that in mind
any time anyone sends me a youtube link i just immediately respond with 'nice', they get the hint eventually
why the fuck would anyone even send a youtube video while you're in a game? eat shit
>>334287846
I made that mistake once. The weirdest shit seriously. They thought they were gonna be esports pros at fucking M&B Napoleonic wars. They expected me to be on every day and fight the same two guys over and over for hours. I just wanted to have fun.
>>334287672
My friends on Steam are my IRL friends
>Not playinf games with your friends
>>334287842
I do this specifically to annoy, like "are ya winnin'?"
>10 years old account
>0 friends
>>334288050
You're stuck using whatever program the people you want to be in contact with use. How do you not know this?
>>334288368
You sound very autistic
>start up single player game
>"get on teamspeak"
![[deathly silence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BiEDroi.jpg "[deathly silence].jpg")
>want to message a friend
>can't find his name
>remember he changed his steam name to something funny
>message him
>it's not the guy you were looking for
>you don't find this out until hours later
>steam friend messages you
>Are you sure you want to remove this person as a friend?
>Yes
LEAVE ME ALONE
>>334287901
alcohol is the most plebeian drug
>>334288168
Sharia doesn't allow alcohol mate
>>334288441
Well I'm sorry your friends have brain damage. You could always try to introduce them to better alternatives.
>>334288368
nice.
>>334286004
>>334286292
>>334286620
>>334287219
Where do you guys find these insufferable faggots. I've had my steam account 8 years and have added randoms and people from IRL and never dealt with any of this shit.
>playing competitive game
>"how much time left?"
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW FUCKING RETARD REEEEE
>>334288432
>12 years old account
>1 friend who turned into a weeb and i can't find it in me to cut him loose because he's the only friend i've ever had
>get invite for game you don't own
>constantly
>from different people
>>334288571
>Not just blocking him
Get fucked.
>>334288653
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/SearchForFriends
>>334288441
I moved all my friends toDiscordno problem, you just have shit friends
>>334288554
you can tag friends with nicknames to keep track of them
>>334288554
>not checking 'view aliases'
>not giving nicknames to people you talk with frequently and who change their names
>>334288653
Mine is a real life friend I've had since elementary school. One of the nicest guys I've ever met but he can be a bit much sometimes, I mostly just vent in these threads about the bad shit but still like my friends.
>>334288748
Not on Origin which I mostly use
>>334288743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8JEhgl351o
>playing game on steam
>"[Steam Friend] is playing X"
>two minutes later
>"[Steam Friend] is playing Y"
>two minutes later
"[Steam Friend] is playing Z"
Holy shit make up your fucking mind.
>>334286004
>the guys that literally can not type what he wants to say in a single message, but presses enter constantly, so you recieve 15 seperate messages
>"Hey man are"
>"you up for some"
>"dark souls co op or are"
>"you busy right"
>"now?"
>>334286004
>Play with random helpful and chill guy on game
>He adds you
>'Alright cool I don't have to deal with random shitters anymore'
>They drop the game or have a steam profile they've spent time decorating
Everytime
>>334288810
You have only yourself to blame, then.
>>334288867
You deserve it, weeb.
>someone on /v/ adds you so they can gift you a game
>don't want to delete after because it'll seem rude
>end up with that person on your list forever, yet never talk to them again
>Boot up "New game that you know nothing off"
>"Friend" send screenshot
>Its a huge fucking spoiler
>Acts like im supposed to care about a reveal that i havent even gotten to yet
>Close game
>Remove friend
>>334288810
>Origin
wew lad
>>334287974
>being completely unable to enjoy alchohol and actually live a healthy life
Why are you so autistic? You don't actually have friends do you? You are like /r9k/ incarnate
>tfw no gf
>>334288615
While this is true it is about as common as christians abstaining from sex before marriage
>>334288706
What's the point of blocking someone while keeping him in your friend list?
>>334288960
>Enjoy alcohol
>Health life
>>334286004
>message someone on steam asking them if they want to play a game
>"lmao?"
>"blocked"
>>334289004
Probably wants a break.
>>334288938
hang yourself, shitposter.
I wish reddit wouldn't come here to vent, just because they are afraid of downboats on their own site
>>334288867
I was that guy
Even worse is when you type out some paragraph review or thought or response or something and they ignore it because its too much to read
>>334288856
Fuck you man, I sometimes start up a game only to realies why I stopped playing it.
>>334288856
Turn off game notifications
>>334286004
>Play a game for the first time on Steam
">[game]" from that one guy who doesn't enjoy anything outside of WoW and CSGO
>>334289093
Maybe you should just delete it then.
>>334289004
You can block him for a while son he gets the hint that he is being annoying.
Then you unblock him when you want to talk again, WOW THAT WAS HARD.
No wonder you don't have any friends ever, fag.
>you play a game that almost nobody cares about so you dont get messages about it
>deep down you want somebody to play the game with you
fuckingmgo3
>Log in to Steam/battlenet/league
>That guy messages you "hey been a while how is your life?"
>steam friend messages me, first time in months I've talked to anyone besides family
>Just a bot
Maybe one day I'll get some friends
>have friend
>friend wants to communicate with me
>tell friend to fuck off instead of disabling steam notifications
tell me i am not alone /b/ros
>playing multiplayer game
>do well
>"yo anon add me"
>"no i don't like having online friends"
>still receive friend request after game
>decline request
>mfw I hate having online friends
>>334289004
>that guy that defriends you just to readd you later that day
>does it every time instead of blocking
>>334289158
Calm down and stop projecting, my friend.
>>334288748
I didn't know this, thanks m8.
>>334289159
>"Hey! [Friend] here! Just letting all my steam friends know that I'm starting up a banking and trading service and if any of you had any extra knives, skins, or keys that could help me get going that would be great! Thanks!
>>334286620
>>"hello?"
This sends me flying into an autistic fucking rage every single time.
>>334289376
>>334289159
didn't mean to reply to you but its too late now
>that one steam friend who tells you to tell someone to unblock them
>>334289381
hello?
>>334289063
The fuck are you talking about?
Why start mentioning reddit out of nowhere? Stick there if you love it so much.
>>334288856
>want to play [game]
>[game] keeps crashing when I try to launch it
>worry I'm annoying people with messages about me now playing [game]
>2010
>name morrowind skyrim_pre-alpha.exe
>dozens of messages on where to download
Lel
>>334289063
>if you don't like cancerous weebshit you must be leddit xD
lmao?
>>334289507
it's just a shitter-shattered weeb, pay him no mind
>>334289462
>Be online for the better part of an hour
>Not one peep from friends
>Second I boot up single player game
>"Hey bro wanna play [multiplayer game]?"
every time
>>334288949
You can delete me and I won't mind, you fucking weakling
I know you just want the loot but not the pirate.
![oi9cL[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VCcCwrF.png "oi9cL[1].png")
If your notifications don't look like this you have it coming for being such a fag
>>334289280
>has friend
You are not alone! My Friend!
>>334289473
Has happened to me.
>>334289480
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>add 2 guys from /v/ to play videogames
>they are friends
>they go insane because i got over 5 friends on steam
>both assume im an old friend of theirs
>ask them to play videogame
>blackout
>5 minutes later power is back
>check steam to apologize
>both deleted me
>[Friend] has started playing a non-Steam game: Dark Souls III
>[Friend] has started playing a non-Steam game: Undertale totally legit edition
>>334289715
You forget that these people are posting alongside you, it's easy to forget how messed up people are on this board
>>334286568
>;P
Fucking hell
>>334289480
IT'S ME
>>334288867
I can deal with it if they at least split into sentences or clauses, like
>hey man
>are you up for some dark souls co op?
>or are you busy right now?
But you have no fucking clue how much it triggers me when they just press enter in the middle of a sentence. I read each line break as a short pause, so it like. If someone just. Decided to suddenly. Stop for a second as. If they just. Finished a. Sentence except they. Do it. In the middle. Of the sentence.
>>334289715
what kind of shitty friends would delete you because they're not getting your attention for five minutes?
>2 guys from /v/
right
>be on steam chatting with someone
>i let them start the chat first
>pretend i cant see their chat
>"hello?"
>"i cant see what youre saying"
>eventually they block and defriend
gets me everytime
>>334289787
>[Friend] has started playing a non-Steam game: Taking a shower brb
>>334286004
>playing game
>friend links me to some game's store page
>no context
dude owns like thousands of shit indie games (presumably he crafts badges and buys games with the discounts) and maybe wanted a pal, but seriously how fucking annoying is that. am I supposed to give a shit about Terraria Knock-off #23?
stOP THIS SHIT
>playing DoW
>doing shit with my units
>one of those friends who constantly switches games does his shtick
>can't see where I'm clicking because his moron ass can't decide a game
>>334286004
>Friend wants me to install warframe to play with him
>Every fucking coop game Ive played with him has been a shitty experience
>Make up some excuse
>That doesn't stop him
>Always go into offline mode or busy because he won't stop nagging me to install warframe since
I really want to just tell him to fuck off or something, but it just doesn't seem worth the trouble.
>>334289913
Why doesn't steam just let people set custom statuses if they want to be faggots?
>>334289480
DELETE THIS
>>334288976
So that makes you just a straight edge faggot, shame, a muslim here would be interesting.
>they have their twitch url in their name
Deleted.
>>334289927
so tsundere
> PvPing in game.
> Friend on steam is on enemy side
> Kill him
> "Wow come on dude don't be a dick"
> We wipe the floor with them
> "Fuck you faggot"
> He unfriends me
> Later on in game I help him with a dungeon run
> He readds me
This has happen at least 40 times now with different people.
>Have a few people from /v/ on added Steam
>They're homosexuals
hmm
>>334290024
I feel like you are missing a vital part of the story. Like the part where you rub it in the entire time or something, because 40 different people doing that is ridiculous.
>>334288112
>start a multiplayer game
>someone asks to join instead of launching it and assuming
literally what is wrong with this.
>>334289987
Don't do it, warframe is a HUGE grindfest. I'm addicted to it but it's literally all gambling, grinding for a small amount of money and resources, and waiting 12 hours to 3 days for your stuff to finish crafting. You'll kill yourself if you have to play warframe with a guy like that
>Playing Dark Souls 3
>Friend messages me
>"Dark Souls 3 is out?"
>Yeah
>"Man I tried playing the first two games but I got bored because there was no multiplayer"
>But there is, people host fight clubs and everything, there's even a red soapstone for people to summon you to a duel.
>"Yeah but there's not enough."
What more does he want?
>get drunk
>playing the vidya solo
>[friend] is playing [shit game]
>berate them
>they remove me
every time
>>334290069
>posts about /v/
>image is /fa/
>>334290069
No surprise considering 90% of this board likes dicks on their women
>>334289990
Steam used to have a blank status that could only be accessed with special programs
People used to combine this with that glitched character that acted like the enter key on your name to that
It was still for faggots but it was pretty creative imo
>>334290023
DIE
>>334290069
>HAVE A FEW PEOPLE FROM /vg/ ADDED
>THEY'RE HOMOSEXUALS
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>334290120
He probably wants a coop adventure with 2 controllers or something. Which, honestly, sounds cool as fuck. Not just for certain sections.
>>334290120
He wants to coop with you. Give him the dick.
>Hey there! So check it, it's my birthday today! Happy birthday to me amirite XD anyway just go ahead and check my wishlist when you get a chance man!
>>334290165
>>334290269
no one has ever done this ever
>dicking around in a game in steam, not really playing seriously
>"That guy wants to watch your stream!"
I don't have friends.
In life our on steam.
>>334290207
>>334290265
I brought up co-op.
I've had the Sunbros covenant on since I found it.
I have helped people with the Curse Rotted Greatwood at least twenty times.
>>334288867
I do that because fuck you
>>334289804
>>334289864
Sometimes I remember my first internet "bros", they are/were from /v/.
But that was back on 2006~2007.
Fucking shit I should get a life.
At least /v/ people are not as bad as /vg/.
>>334290320
there are people who change their username to "lazer420sniper [BIRTHDAY]" though
>>334289534
this
>playing DS3
>annoying friend keeps requesting to watch me broadcast
>clearly tell him no
>he keeps asking because he's not sure whether to buy the game or not
>implying I care if you buy it or not
>>334290269
>waiting a day to remove him so he doesn't lose a friend on his birthday
>>334290320
It happened to me once when I added a guy for giving me some shitty hat in TF2 to be polite
>>334290339
I've been solo for like three years now.
It's gotten to the point where friends piss me off, because I'll never find a flawless friend that won't annoy me in some minuscule way.
Just recently I've regretted making a friend. A friend who likes talking to me, and yet I dread it. Fuck man.
>>334286292
this so much:
>friends who link you their shitty tastse in music but would never listen to anything you linked
>friends who send "funny videos"
>friend who tells me to watch entire 3 hour stream and gets annoyed when you don't
>>334288706
Maybe if you're a passive aggressive beta. Sorry you can't make up your mind and need time to think about things I guess.
>>334290269
>Steam name has a day countdown to their birthday
>>334290269
>Befriending that waste of matter
>Fight some guy in SFIV
>Adds me on Steam
>"Hey you're pretty good"
>"Thanks, you too"
>Now locked in to an awkward relationship of "oh hey it's you again" messages whenever we meet in ranked
Thank god he moved to PS4 for SFV
>>334290518
Some people were made to be alone. You're just one of he few, like me.
We'll find our peace. One day.
>>334286620
>tfw message friends who are on dota all the time
>they usually respond isntantly
>>334290341
he wants something more coop. That's just for certain sections, he wants to complete a game with you. I don't blame him, coop is some of the most fun shit in games, and will make a really bad game pretty fun.
>[STEAMNAME] is online
>Hey man hows it going?
>[STEAMNAME] is offline
o-okay
>>334289158
If someone is annoying, I remove them. I have no time for annoying manchildren. If someone doesn't know when they are being annoying, they're not going to be a part of my life because I don't deal with autistic spergs who don't understand social interaction.
Start using a trip so I can filter you.
>>334290628
>playing meme games for meme gaymurs
:^)
>see a friend playing [game]
>was considering playing [game]
>ask him if [game] is any good
>he gets irritated and makes a thread on /v/
>>334289809
Did I do it wrong?
Sorry I don't into emoticons very well.
>>334290696
>"Hey anon"
>ignore them
>set status to away after 4 or 5 minutes
why do I do this
>see someone who i share almost everything in common with
>decide not to friend them anyways
>>334290698
>I don't deal with autistic spergs who don't understand social interaction
Pot calling the kettle black
>>334290069
They're so pale, holy shit.
>>334289534
>tfw skyrim kept crashing
>get message from random friend
>THANKS FOR BLOCKING MY MINIMAP
>Get home from work, start playing Game Y
>A few friends suddenly start playing Game Y too
>"Hey what are you upto? :) Mind if I join you?"
>Play a little bit, end up taking a break
>Return, begin playing Game X
>Few friends start playing it too
>"You need any help? :)"
>Exit game and just sit there reading
>Get PM's
>"Wanna play X with me?"
>"Hey come on teamspeak/skype/mumble/vent"
>Start playing Game Y
>Few friends start playing it too
>Joins lobby, on enemy team and doesn't shoot me or anything
>"Drops their gun for me to pick"
/logsout
>>334290818
Good. Everyone here is either clingy to all hell or emotionally unstable.
Avoid at all costs.
>>334287672
>wasting time drinking disgusting beer instead of playing vidya with them and having actual fun
>>334288867
"Hey dude what's up?"
>OMG
>like
>bruh
>i've had a day let me tell you
>fuckin' what's her face did this
>then dude
>i'm still gonna tell you
>bruh
>dude
And then said person became a transgendered head of broccoli. So I don't talk with him/her/it much.
>start playing game
>that guy messages you "xD isn't that for kids??"
>>334290320
Not that guy, but I've had someone do something in that sort of vein when it wasn't even their birthday.
>"hey, I want [game], can you gift me [game]?"
>"if you want [game], just fucking buy it"
>"okay"
>two days later
>"hey, can you gift me [other game]?"
>friends of friends are all playing together
>you arent playing with them
>>334290713
>implying I have it installed
literally all my irl steam friends play it
>>334290069
Just realised that the reason why Dylann looks better than the others is due to self-confidence. The /fa/ggots look really uncomfortable.
>playing a game
>having fun
>try to get friend interested in it to get someone to talk to about it
>barely any response or clearly disinterested
>X amount of time later
>HEY MAN HAVE YOU PLAYED X IT'S PRETTY GOOD
>Play any game I like on PC
>Sonyfriend makes fun of my PC vidya and says it's shit
>He's hyped for Dark Souls III and asks me to all night with him for it
>Tell him I couldn't care less and have better shit to do.
>So mad that he hasn't talked to me since then.
Fuck you too, Johnny.
>>334291087
who the fuck is Dylann
>>334291025
>get online
>see group of friends all playing the same game and server
>join them
>people start leaving after a few minutes because they've been playing for hours
>playing multiplayer game with a friend
>he dies for some stupid reason
>starts giving away enemy positions and equipment because there's a ghost mode
STOP FUCKING RUINING THE GAME, I DONT NEED YOUR HELP AND I DONT WANT IT GIT GUD REEEEEEEE
>>334290069
brown jacket guy's neck, holy shit
>>334286004
>change avatar
>"is that avatar from [show/game/movie]? "
>>334290383
What if I quickly shoop party shit onto my current avatar, like so, and do nothing else?
Is this acceptable?
>>334291238
Literally Royco Cup a Soup
>>334291238
That's obviously photoshopped retard
>>334286004
I'm afraid to sign back into steam because there's these two people I added from /v/. One of them I was supposed to help make a game but I can't anymore and I feel bad. The other is a pedophile who wants me to draw a little girl for a steam avatar and I won't do that.
>>334291135
>X is an amount of time
>"HEY MAN HAVE YOU PLAYED X IT'S PRETTY GOOD"
>Come online
>get messaged
>"ANONNN"
>"What's up?"
>"IM BORED"
>add someone from /v/ with anime avatar
>he is erping faggot
>talking about lewd stuff all the timeAnd I don't wanna delete him.
>>334291326that's me
>like to have friends on Steam even though we don't talk, but I like the possibility of random chats
>start up Steam
>immediately switch status into Away, Busy or Offline mode
Feels ok
>>334291326
Here's how you answer:
>yes it's from x
>no actually, it's from y
Was that so hard?
luoin lulin
>>334291457
weirdo :P
>>334289158
why dont you tell him hes annoying instead of sending hints? Blocking people without giving them a reason is fucking retarded.
>Start playing game
>Russian friend messages me
>"I played that, it's pretty shit right?"
>"Nah I'm having fun with it"
>He proceeds to start listing one by one all the things he doesn't like about the game and on each one I either explain why I like it or say that it doesn't really bother me
It's kind of weird, he seems to fucking hate every game but he talks about how shit they are in this really calm, friendly way like he's trying to gently persuade me to stop liking it.
>tfw all your friends and SO are playing Dark Souls III
Guys I've been so lonely this week :(
>banter with steam friend about new vidya
>later, look at steam forums because I want to see what the metagame is looking like
>find that this friend has posted my opinions, my jokes, my quips as their own.
>don't really feel like talking because they'll use it as fuel for Steam's equivalent of (You)s or upboats
>Add someone from /v/
>"Want to ERP?"
>Delete
>Block
>>334291160
far right, he shot up a church- he's not actually in the photo either, he got photoshopped in
google dylann roof
>>334291394
Steam - Settings - Friends - uncheck "Automatically sign into friends when I start steam"
That setting a goddamn godsend.
Disconnect from your internet, launch steam in offline mode, change that setting, close steam, turn on internet, launch steam again and you should start in offline mode
>>334286292
>playing game
>friend links me aBLACKED[/spoiler ]video
>it's 15+ minutes long
>every few minutes asks if I watched it yet
>Launch Game
>"haha you really play that shitty game? are you autistic xDDDD?"
>don't have steam friends except for two irl dudes and my cousin
>never have this problem
>>334291468
no way
>that friend who can't go a day without messaging you even though he's got nothing he wants to talk about
>>334291396
>HAVE YOU PLAYED Y
Nah I just fucked up. Anyway I solved the problem.
I don't try to get him interested in games anymore.
>>334291783
that's me
>>334291660
I did that and it still keeps connecting. I forgot to say they message me every time I log in too so it's relevant to the thread.
>greentexts in steam chat
Please god just kill me.
>>334291878
I do this sometimes, I can't help it, I'm here so fucking often sometimes my thoughts are in greentext format
>that Steam friend that constantly gifts you games
P-Please stop...
>>334286004
>online in Steam for 2 hours, browsing 4chan
>no messeges whatsoever
>start a game
>friends instantly asks me to play another game
https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-people-have-a-foot-fetish
>>334291796
Is this the doujin where the guy makes her vomit by punching her in the stomach/choking her with his dick?
>In intense multiplayer game
>"hi how r u?"
>reply: good and you?
>"oh my dog died today i was really sad because i had him for 9 years"
>goes on about very little detail about his relationship with his dog
>>334291878
It's a good way to quote things, and it's not like it was invented by 4chan you retard
>>334291859
>log on
>they message you
>say "Oh are you one of Anon's friends? I'm just cleaning up his things. He passed away in a car accident a few days ago."
>remove them
>continue to play games
>ignore their friend requests when they catch on
>Start up a game
>friend messages me
>"hey anon"
>"Yo"
>"wyd"
>"I'm playing [game]"
>"ah"
>Next week
>Playing another game, same friend messages me
>"yo"
>"What's up?"
>"wyd"
>>334286004
I have a classmate who does that shit constantly.
>Ah, chicken McNuggets eh?
>Ah, Youtube.
>Ah, listening to music?
>>334291783
one of myirlfriends is kind of like this
>"hey anon you want to hang out?"
>"sure, what do you want to do"
>"i dont know, you decide"
triggers me every time
>>334292015
Why does nobody have a hand fetish?
>>334291962
>friend gifts me a game that isn't on my wishlist and I didn't even know about
>doesn't look like my kind of game at all, really don't want to play it
>have to anyway so I don't look like an asshole
>>334286004
This entire thread makes most of you seem like unsociable cunts but I guess no surprise there.
>>334292093
That would be a good idea if my steam wasn't the same name as my art blog. I fucked up anon. I wonder if I can make a new steam account.
>>334286292
Nothing enrages me more, some loser keeps spamming me with shitty "redpill" and MRA videos constantly, then when that doesn't work he thinks he can win me over with his TERRIBLE slav music. It's always the insecure young kids (15-19) that get overly clingy.
Also most people on this very fucking board are exactly like that if not worse.
>>334292221Hopefullymost of them are just exaggerated for comedic value
>>334292227
just fucking delete and block them when they're offline holy shit
>playing bloodborne
>friend sends me message
>"Good Luck"
>>334292227
You mean you don't know how to change your nickname on Steam?
>>334292227
I guess you could just start using google translate russian or speak in broken english and pretend the account was highjacked
>>334286568
Pay me money and I'll review it for you
>>334292195
But anon, you do.
Your hand has been your girlfriend for ages now.
>>334292221
I think it's more a case of having to tolerate autists.
>Hey anon [words]
How dare you speak to me
https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/2k839b/anyone_else_have_a_hand_fetish/
>>334292304
Genuinely why most of them don't have friends or girlfriends cause they can't deal with basic level human interaction.
>>334292404
who the fuck names their kid anon
>playing game
>a notification blocks part of the HUD
>cant do anything to get rid of it so I just have to do without the info for five seconds
