https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica
Nintendo just confirmed this to be the latest Splatfest.
Get in here!
>Not Squidward v Squilliam
They fucked up.
![KnxfDN5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iExaEfn.png "KnxfDN5[1].png")
CONFIRMED FOR EU TOO
WHAT THE FUCK
>>334265742
Piss or Cotton Candy
gonna sit this one out, my eyes won't like this.
>>334265742
Cringe
>>334265742
>thought this was fake
>it's real
Holy shit
MY NAME'S NOT RICK
>It's real.
Fuck and I need the super sea snails too, I'll have to endure this shitty splatfest.
Who's more likely to win?
Miiverse will be interesting the next few weeks.
>>334265742
>no Squidward
I mean, I would have not participated either way, but seriously what's the point of having two braindead characters with pretty much the same quirks fighting each other?
Selling my Wii U
>not choosing Patrick
>>334265742
>>334265742
TEAM SPONGE WILL WIN
>>334265925
Spongebob is the most popular so probably Patrick.
>>334265925
I don't know. Usually it's easy to guess based on which side the kids aren't going to be on but this time? Maybe sponge bob but who knows
>>334265925
Patrick is the second most meme'd character from the show. normies may play up bob.
How funny.
Callie is going to pick Spongebob.
Marie for Patrick.
Marie will probably be the popular vote again.
This means Callie is going to win with skill.
>All the children in this thread unable to handle a popular cartoon being referenced in this game
Welcome to the Salty Splatoon. How tough are you?
>>334265742
>hey mates look at this totally not for kids game
>No Mr Krabs
Are you fucking KRILLING me?
>Marie
>siding with Patrick
How are they justifying that one? She side with the "star" of the show?
>>334265787
They have to be equal though, and Squilliam is obviously superior.
>>334265742
Meanhwile in Japan
VOTE PLANKTON
Confirmed.
>>334266025
But Callie is the retarded one, shouldn't she go for Patrick.
Also these fucks are sea creatures, doujinshi when?
>>334266147
Is it red slime vs. heal slime? Cause if it is heal slime wins easy.
I can read the kana but I don't know what it means.
>>334266147
I'm just going to pretend I'm playing in this splatfest.
Team Slime it is.
Splatfests like these must be expensive, is it worth it for them? I can't think of any way it's worth it.
>>334266121
they couldn't even justify naughty and nice very well. it couldn't be called Nice vs Naughty, and Marie can't be to the left of Callie. So they begrudgingly picked counter to their own personality traits.
Callie: Wait why am I naughty?
Europe getting a branded splatfest when?
>>334266241
Does Nintendo approach outside companies for this, or do companies approach them to have these themed Splatfests? Or is it both accordingly?
>No Squidward option
>In a game based around squids
>>334266326
this is your branded splatfest.
>>334266338
That's what I'm wondering. Who's buying out who?
>>334266241
Nick is hurting hard. I wouldn't be surprised if ninty is getting paid for this in an attempt to get kids back into Nickelodeon.
>>334266219
It's attack all out or watch your health
>>334266121
Marie seems to like taking it easy so she may choose Patrick for his laid back personality.
>>334266241
They've almost surely cut a deal with NickTV or whatever to promote the fuck out the game for a week during the fifty thousand episodes of Spongebob they air.
If so I'll hear about it nonstop because my little nephew is addicted to that goddamn thing.
>Not a drill
>>334266435
Ah ok, I get it now.
Still heal slime then. Good luck beating Zoma with a balls to the walls strat.
>transformers, spongebob and ika musume are part of splatoon timeline
DEEPEST LORE
When's NoA gonna do the Shia vs. Sunni Muslim splatfest
>>334266508
that splatfest is old
Healsilime did win
>>334266584
>not Israel vs. Palestine Winner Takes Gaza Splatfest
>>334266602
Well I've been tricked but I'm not that upset.
MY LEG!
![1278184442777659977[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mTSpyGv.png "1278184442777659977[1].png")
>>334266359
>>334265742
Amazing
>>334265742
>Not Doodle-Bob vs The Alaskan Bull Worm
There could have been something great here..
Why is Spongebob so fucking cancerous? It certainly fucking spreads like a cancer.
>>334266359
Probably because he's an octopus.
>This also marks the first Splatfest in which players from North America and Europe can be matched together.
TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH PICK SPONGEBOB
TEAM EUROTRASH PICK PATRICK
I'm surprised this didn't happen sooner considering the 10 000 Squidward jokes on Miiverse.
>>334266575
The Splatoon world is just post-apocaliptic Earth senpai.
>>334266779
>Im squidgirl Im squidgirl Im squidsquid squidgirl
>>334266835
>Alaskan
I thought it was Italian
>>334265742
>Caring about Nick after 2003
THIS IS NOT FAIR WE BOUGHT TWO MILLION (2.000.000) COPIES OF BLOODBORNE WE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED BY IMPORTANT COMPANIES AND GET ALL THE COOL PARTNERSHIPS! FIRST YOU GET HOLOGRAM CONCERTS NOW YOU GET SPONGEGOD AND WE GET NOTHING! DELETE THIS NOW!
>>334266584
that's for the next EU splatfest
>>334266957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ4u8I1RNWg
>>334266927
shit, which one gets fucked by the time zone there?
>>334267029
the ironic shit is nobody tunes in for anything except Spongebob. they have to have spongebob on to get some of their viewership.
should just be rename Sponebob Station.
>>334267070
Don't worry, my sources indicate BB will be getting spongebob armor next week
>>334267120
Weebshit for ants.
>>334265742
>those twitter response
I don't get it. Everyone praised the fuck out of Splatoon for feeling like classic Nick, and the game was riddled with Spongebob memes, and yet people are upset about this? What the flying fuck, I'm more surprised by the fact that this didn't happen sooner.
>>334267181
The inner machinations of the mind are an enigma
SPONGEGAR FWE FWE
>not cartoon vs anime and Spongebob vs Ika musume
opportunity missed.
>>334267165
The Spongebob and Schneider Channel
>>334267029
>>Caring about Nick after 2003
Avatar The Last Airbender?
>>334265742
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>334265742
>>334265742
Why Patrick and not Squidward?
>>334267405
what a shitty SJW pandering show
>Its a krabby patty burglar episode
A company that's way past its prime teams up with a show that's way past its prime.
It's like pottery
>>334267467
You're thinking of it's sequel series, Korra.
>>334267467
That's Whorra my friend
>>334267467
What's SJW about it?
>>334267525
>>334267529
>White protagonist ends up with brown girl
yeah, nah
>>334265925
Normies will pick Spongebob
True men will pick Patrick, therefore Patrick will have a better win-lose ratio than Spongebob.
So pick Patrick
>>334267525
>>334267529
Korra and Avatar are both SJW pandering shit.
Aang is literally a Nu male
>>334267310
As if kids would know who Squid Girl is, despite the references and gear for it in Splatoon. You'd have a better chance of making it Spongebob vs. Naruto, or maybe even DBZ and Digimon since they appeared on Nick.
>>334266147
Reasonably jealous
>>334267405
if spongebob is popular enough, I could see them make a waterbeding vs firebending one.
>>334267571
God damn it.
>all the Miiverse kids who spammed Spongebob memes in the plaza
It was inevitable, really.
>>334267612
>Ang
>white
Here's the official theme for this splatfest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8YGMBXrDZg
>>334267467
>>334267606
Anon is mad that lesbians exist, apparently.
>>334267612
>>334267616
t. someone who never watched the show
>>334267612
>Aang
>white
About as white as Jackie Chan
>>334267612
>Aang
>White
Aang is literally a Tibetan monk. Literally as Asian as you get.
What's next?
>>334267612
>WHITE
he's asian
>YELLOW
>PINK
>>334267616
Korra is straight up SJW pandering. At least Avatar is enjoyable and doesn't shove any of that shit down your throat.
>>334267748
Asians are white
>>334267703
>all the spongebob memes that will be spammed starting today
Sponge Team rules!
>Squidward not an option in a game with Squids as the main cast.
That's odd.
>>334267738
YES PLEASE
![[deathly silence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8AI2lv9.jpg "[deathly silence].jpg")
>Hey, our userbase has already been shown to basically be nothing but males between 20 and 40, what should our next splatfest be?
>How about Spongebob and Patrick
>Holy fuck that's perfect
How can one company be so fucking retarded
>>334267738
batman vs superman when the dvd is out because they'll need all the shilling they can get to sell that garbage.
>>334267703
It was meme magic that made this happen.
>>334267823Squidward isn't a squid.
>>334267834
>implying 20-40 year olds stopped watching cartoons
>>334267834
you know, spongebob has been running for so long it's actually more popular with adults than kids these days.
>>334267774
>Korra is straight up SJW pandering.
>gay people existing is pandering
Take your homophobia and go fuck your Bible, anon. You have to be 18 to post here.
>>334267834
/v/ is mostly in that age range and there's spongebob threads every other day.
Bane VS. CIA when
>>334267834
Are you actually retarded or are you just pretending? It's hard to tell
>>334267834
>he doesn't know things for children are most popular with people between 20 and 40
Just look where you are and what you're playing.
>>334267787
You know damn well that "White" is supposed to refer to Caucasian.Next you're gonna say "it has 'Asian' in the word"
>>334267950
>existing
for the 2 last minutes of a 3 season show.
Spongebob Wii U game when? I would pay $60 for a killer app like that.
>>334267834
That is perfect, kids don´t like neo spongebob, even if its the only thing Nickelodeon airs, its just way to shity
>>334265742
Patrick. Not because I like him, but because I want to use pink ink and not piss yellow.
>>334267834
You do know Spongebob debuted in 1999 right?
>>334267950
Korrasami sucks. It had literally no buildup and that bait and switch with mako beforehand was unnecessary.
>>334268018
Been out for a while. It'smediocre.
>>334267725
I watched the show and it was definitely aimed at shoving progressive views at your face like Steven Universe.
>no dirty dan vs pinhead
>>334267612
>Aang
>White
Holy shit you're stupid.
>>334267961
was getting inked part of your plan?
>>334265742
>Manchildren get mad when a kids game gets kid rivals
Laughing hard at you autistic fucks.
>>334268107
Again, that's just Korra
>>334268113
Who you calling pinhead?
>>334266428
Nick is so sad nowadays.
>2 rotting corpses on display in the form of spongebob and fairly odd parents
>some lol randumb bullshit like Breadwinners or that other show about random animal characters, I think it has a banana as a MC
>a bunch of extremely similar live action shows that recycle jokes from one another, all from the mind of Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.
My waife's son is currently working at nintendo, he confirmed me the next splatfest will be Pearl vs Peridot.
>>334266914
He has 6 tentacles. He's a squid.
I really hate how Patrick went from lovable oaf to insufferable damaging retard. More recent episodes actually disgust me to the point where I turn off the TV cause of that shit.
>>334268107
Hey atlease steven universe is good at it.
>>334268107
The only thing that I saw as progressive was the ending scene in the last episode, what episode did you see?
>>334268205
squids have 10 tentacles.
>>334267834
>>334267913
>>334267928
>>334267958
>>334267963
>>334267997
>>334268038
>>334268090Old Spongebob>>>>New Spongebob
>>334268205
>I flunked Biology
>>334268205
The reason he has 6 tentacles is because the animators thought he'd look to weighed down by 8. He's an octopus.
>>334268205
>He has 6 tentacles
Because it was easier to animate than 8.
GOLD TEAM RULES
>>334268295
>octopus
>SQUIDward
>>334268187
Maybe I have weird taste but the new nick cartoons have been so disgusting...animation wise. Maybe it's nostalgia on my end.
>>334268205
Squids have 10 tentacles, dude.
>there are people that don't know there are squids that have 6 tentacles
>>334265742
>mfw this isn't b8
>>334268304
>>334268295
he always keeps 2 sets of them paired together like legs. it's easy to forget he even has 6 limbs.
Now that everything seems to be confirmed to fly for splatfests, I can't wait for Mario vs Sonic for the olympics.
>>334268346
>yfw Stephen Hillenburg himself said Squidward's an octopus
Nintendo continues to prove they will take sponsor content money from literally anyone.
>>334268443
nick is in pretty shit situation too. they are stuck with the sponge, nothing they try works.
>>334268346
What is a name.
Just because a dude is called John Baker doesn't imply he's a Bread Baker.
I came into this thread for spongebob pics
Life vs Hometown when?
Mickey vs. Donald
>>334267181
>>334267289
It's always like that.
>Meme fuck out of a game
>Next game/patch refences it
>Everyone is mad
Every time
>I watch spongebob unironically as a adult
you guys are no better than my little pony fags
>>334268346
"Octoward didn't roll off the tongue as nicely as Squidward"
Also, whenever Squidward goes up on land, he's shown as an octopus and not a squid
>>334268271
Yes, that is basically why this Splatfest fits the 20 and older demographic
>>334268373
nice reference
>>334265742
Where my Fry Cook Games bros at?
>>334268346
His nose is the main reason he's an octopus. Pic related is what a squid from spongebob looks like.
>>334267181
>and yet people are upset about this?
I'm seeing a lot more happy reactions and Spongebob images in the replies.
>>334268512
>Playing on splatfest
>Gary the snail vs Snellie the snail
>Both teams are head to head on the final lap
>out of fucking nowhere
>>334268010
it has 'Asian' in the word
>>334267405
Avatar is for obese autistic Tumblrinas who write fanfics all day.
>>334268578
But anon very few spongebob fans(or none) make oc characters and want to fuck them like MLP
>>334265742
>It's real
I don't know how to feel, but who /patrick/ here?
>>334268346
He's an octopus, and because octoward sounds too cumbersome. He looks nothing like a squid for one.
Sheila however is a squid
>>334268512
>>334268729
Why not?
>>334268502
The first Avatar worked. Hell, it's ratings were apparently higher than Spongebob. They even used it in ads more than Spongebob.
![Splatoon-SpongeBob_Splatfest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vD7zThB.jpg "Splatoon-SpongeBob_Splatfest[1].jpg")
>>334265742
PATRICK IS GONNA WIN
SCREENCAP THIS
>>334266359
>>334267447
>>334267823
>>334268205
>>334268346
>you've always been wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5EuFGwbLXE&t=7m16s
>>334268187
Let's not forget
>Live action show that's almost entirely a 1:1 copy of an existing Disney cartoon
>>334268578
Nigga my 50 year old mother likes spongebob
>>334268790
WUZ
>>334268730anyone remember that time awhile back when Pearl was the FotM?
>both regions play together
Confirmed dead.
>>334268578
There's a difference. Old Spongebob was hilarious and many of the jokes work so well outside of it. Meanwhile, most MLP fans just straight up want to fuck horses.
>>334268502
they could always copy cartoon network and revive old series with a new spin on them.
look at teen titans go, show is literally printing money and views.
>>334265742
>there are people alive today who are old enough to have been in the Sponge Bob target audience, watched Sponge Bob, and now have children in the Sponge Bob target audience
>>334268832
THE CRYSTAL GEMS AND SHIET
>>334268818
Don't look at me.
I found out he was an octopus when I was still a kid.
The scene you posted helped with that.
>>334268187
What about TMNT? Is that still good?
>>334268820
Here's their most recent venture
>hey you remember that movie from 13 years ago with Jack Black where he goes to private school and teaches this class to love and play Rock and Roll?
>Well we made a TV show out of that with Tony Cavalero instead and your typical nickelodeon unfunny jokes
>>334268896
I still find it somewhat amusing that the writers can't stand that the fans of the original don't like it, so they wrote a bunch of episodes making fun of said fans, but also make episodes that literally point out how bad the new show is
>>334268729
>cartoon about anthropomorphic sea creatures for kids in a game about anthropomorphic sea creatures for squids
What's the problem?
>launch Inkstrike>"MY LEG!"
>>334268867
No, I don't remember that ever happening.
>>334268346
>>334268438
In the Japanese dub he's called Ikarudo, I thought that was cool to keep the squid pun between languages, even if he is an octopus.
>>334268820
>remembers when cartoon network when through that weird period where they make live action shows.
I'm so glad they came back to there senses...
>>334269021
oh my god I hear it
>>334268794
>weglboo
>pargk
WELCOME TO THE SALTY SPLATOON
HOW TOUGH ARE YA
>>334268724
patrick is way to much of a pussy
sponge is the real deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsrywkWpiWE
>>334269061
yeah but now it's the Teen Titans Go network where they play nothing but that
>>334269089
Where are the save scummers? they should go to weeny hut jrs
>>334268896
I'm still mad that Teen Titans never actually finished, they cancelled the show abruptly.
>>334268929
AND WE ALWAYZ SAVE DA DAY NIGGUH
>>334269002
Just end Nickelodeon. They shouldn't have to shoulder this miserable existence anymore.
>>334269061
Yeah now CN is doing good stuff like TTG, UG, SU, and the new PPGhaha nah they're still trash. not as terrible but they are so below redemption. disney channel only has WOY and Star VS right now. one is getting cancelled, the other has a frankly bad start and is never getting out of hiatus hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBMNgCSsQdg
>tfw
>>334269191
But Dan "hold her tighter we've got a fighter" Schneider is who needs to be killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5glkFSCuMI
>>334268724
Only a queer would choose spongebob
>>334269204
Posting god-tier classic Spongebob YTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGAYEtHRnyU
>>334269089
I'm so tough, I play video gamesand have fun
>>334266241
God can't wait for the inevitable Captain America vs Iron Man splatfest.Iron Man is right btw
>yfw spongebob makes a crossover episode with Splatoon.
>>334269191
Nigga don't lump in SU and UG with fucking TTG and new PPG I don't give a dick if you think it's SJW pandering bullshit but TTG and PPG are offensively garbage while the other two actually have effort put in them
>>334269276
>>334268187
>Breadwinners
>see the reviews
>get even more curious
>decide to watch some of an episode
>mfw
what the fuck
>>334269316
>>334269020
>>334268775
Others pretty much invalidated my post.I just started hating it since the new episodes (pretty much everything starting after the 1st movie) ruined it
>>334268578
>implying anyone watches new spongebob
The show went to shit after the movie. Everybody just memes about old spongebob.
>>334266241
You realize that in these cases the thing being advertised is where the money comes from, right?
Nick is paying for this, not Nintendo.
>>334269141
I don't understand why their worst shows invariably get the most air time. They could play reruns of any one of their series all day but they just play hour after hour of Teen Titans Go. And before TTG, it was Johnny Whipcrack.
>>334269281
Isn't this just another song from the 90s but without lyrics? I swear I've heard it outside of Spongebob.
>>334269316
I'd rather wait for the Splatoonime desu
>>334269316
How would they surive underwater?
>>334269346
You made a terrible mistake anon. Too many forced memes...or whatever the hell that show is trying to do.
HEY
HEY YOU
WIMPY, WIMPY WIMPY
OOH, I'M A LITTLE PEANUT WORM
Are you to much of a wimp to workout? Are you a weakling, built like a SPONGE?
>>334269275
>Wanna blow!!!!
>BUBBLES!!!
>>334269428
Correct, Spongebob music is also used in Ren and Stimpy and the Simpsons
>>334269426
Teen Titans Go is cancer, but it's popular cancer that gets views on their network.
Clarence too, which is a show about a literal retard
>>334269320
>doesn't know that UG was cancelled
Anon I....
>>334268578
I still like the old episodes, I'd rather watch cartoons and Netflix specials like daredevil then watch Grey's Anatomy again
>>334269449
memes?
I didn't see any. All I got was a heaping lump of lolsoraaaanndduuum XD shit.
>>334269508
Regular Show's alright at least. You can kinda tell they didn't expect to last this long, but it's alright.
WE WANT ZELDA WII U NEWS, NOT SOME SHITTY NIGGER CARTOON
>All those Spongebob jokes from the game's early days have been validated
>>334266250
Nice vs Naughty needed no explanation...
>>334269320
There's 2 things that especially bother me about the new PPG show
>they didn't bother to notify the original voice actors to see if they would reprise their roles (they totally would have)
>they're now green lanterns for some fuckiing reason
>>334269596
they probably did this just because of those, really
>>334269539
Thats actually kinda sad. I never did like the humor of the show, but I could appreciate the animation behind it. It's a sad day when things like this get cancelled and cheep flash cartoons keep in trucking.
>>334269508
>>334269581
I still like Adventure Time.
Some of the new episodes are starting to get decent again.
>>334269508
I legitimately liked that anime(voltron?) spoof TTG did.
>>334269428
"Y'all Ready For This" from Space Jam?
>>334269695
Well it's not the only anime they parodied
First few seasons of spongebob were GOAT
>>334269691
Did they get good writers again?
>>334269539
GUYS WE'RE OUT OF OATMEAL
>>334269539
>UG was canceled
Not him, but I had no idea.
I actually thought it was a mediocre show. Better than TTG and the new PPG at least.
Couldn't have been worse than this one.
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/IMMTGti.gif "giphy[1].gif")
JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING! JELONZO FISHING!
>>334269740
Everything parodies Sailor Moon these days
>>334269658
I...I can't watch the new PPG. I fucking love the intro though, gave me goosebumps, but those voices. My nostalgia will not allow me to enjoy it, it sucks too.
Buttercup used to sound like a young tomboy but now she sounds all butch, the fuck man.
