Who here /estusflaskedition/?LOL
Its actually pretty cool
What do you think Estus tastes like?
That's a strange looking dildo you got there fagboy
>>334265105
When I found out the flask couldn't even be used as a flask I lost all interest, but this is hilarious
that can't be real
nice meme!
>>334268572
Liquid fire.
>>334268572
Sunny D of course.
>make dark green glass bottle so people can pour in orange juice to make it look like ingame
>everyone happy
>instead make green solid piece of shit you cant even drink from
>>334268572
Dog cum
>>334265105
Why do you have a baby hand?
>>334269772
>2016
>not having a baby hand
>>334268572
This mixed with ashes
nice butt plug
>>334265105
Holy shit that thing looks fucking horrid.
How can they charge money for a fucking plastic item like that
It should've been a glass for fucks sake.
And apparently, estus is a spicy cinnamon flavoured apple drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_q2jwPWEzc
>>334269772
He's probably morbidly obese like most /v/ shitposters
>>334270183
>estus IS a spicy cinnamon flavoured apple drink
>video game cocktails - estus (INSPIRED by dark souls)
>>334266792
No.
No it's not.
>>334269916
>implying it wouldn't taste like 白酒
>see estus edition on amazon
>preorder that shit ASAP
>realize it didnt even come with the game,literally just an expensive guidebook with an estus flask
>decide to cancel preorder only because i dont need to spend that much on something that might be shit
>its shit
>the estus flask isnt even hollow
MY SIDES. KENNEDY SPACE CENTER.
>>334270486
Apparently you haven't been on the internet long enough to infer inflections of speech in text.
how to I beat tree as mage?
spells dont hit shit.
>>334270542
>>realize it didnt even come with the game,literally just an expensive guidebook with an estus flask
what
really
sweet jesus
>>334270634
Target the balls.
>>334268572
Warm water with ash mixed in
That even shitty as a happy meal free gift
what does estus even mean?
It always sounds like "estrus" to me
>>334271331
It's latin for "Git Gud"
>>334268572
salty ashes and bong water
>>334268572
Probably alchohol and/or honey.
>>334265105
>that fat hand
>>334265105
what?
>Shitty green mold of a generic color
>Barely any detail, doesn't even look like an Estus Flask outside of the shape
>Not even the same color as an in-game Flask while empty
>Not hollow, just a lump of plastic
It's an abomination that deserves to be burnt beneath the glaring eyes of the deserving, placed upon the Shelf.
>>334265105
Is that an Arizona ice tea bottle someone painted green?
>>334268572
Some very warm bottom shelf whiskey. You can almost taste it now.
>buying a strategy guide
>buying a collectors edition
You deserve itprobably just something pulled off reddit.
>>334265105
>it's real
>there are 30 1 star reviews with pictures on Amazon
Always quality when something is associated with from and bamco.
>>334265105
>It's a piece of molded plastic
How much you payed anon
>>334272073
/thread
Flask is shit, the biggest draw of the box, and it's a shitty mold that isn't even the right color, no effort in it.
it literally cost them less than a cent to produce this
>>334268572
95% spunk
>>334265105
Okay but what is the WORST special edition item of all time?
This seems like a contender in top5
>>334272315
Dead island bust
>>334268572
always figured it'd be like Sunny D but with alcohol to give it a kick
>>334272370
>not wanting the severed torso of a titty-zombie
what are you, gay?
I'm not joking when I say I honestly thought that was a big party popper when I saw the thumbnail
>>334272370
>>334272491
>Look this up
>See this
I'm not sure what I expected, but that's neat. Not awful, not good.
Wow I was going to order this too but decided not to waste all the money on it because I figured it would be shit. Hey OP you have any more pictures of it?
>>334272370
Didn't it also come with some "zombie survival parkour class/course" or am I thinking of a different game?
>mfw that cost $70 and come with that shit 'flask' a bent sword and no game
>>334272315and all of those things don't even add up to 1mil in real life
>>334272652
It's not OPs pic, it's from an amazon review:
http://www.amazon.com/review/RLYC5E7W5P74M/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm&tag=15-24-20?ie=UTF8&ASIN=0744017068
>>334273668
Yep, this is still the king of awful.
>>334271817
No one drinks whiskey when cider exists.
>>334273668
>>334273775
Thats nothing lads
>>334268572
just for laughs haha
>>334273905
>Become the voice o Kyle Crane
Imagine if a woman got this pack.
Anyway, they're pretty close together in terms of godawful money uses, Dying Light offers a few unique things some people may want a lot.
>>334272315
That one FFXIV collectors edition item which was a cup you couldn't actually use.
>>334273905
>It actually costs ten million dollars
>Doesn't even seem to come with an edition of the game.
>>334274335
It does come with the game, look in the lower right, you get 4 signed editions.
>>334274335
You get 4 signed copies
>>334268572
Tonic water mixed with a bit of orange juice and a hint of ash.
>>334274384
>>334274417
Wow. I thought I was fine, but I really should go to sleep.
>>334274417
also a special version where you are the voice actor for the main character.
probably pure undiluted cringe
>>334265105
Wait, is that an actual product? I thought that was just a 3D printed thing
>>334273668
this can't be the worst by default because it's just a gimmick that was never meant for thousands of people to buy.
When I think of horrid special editions I think of things like in the OP, where you pay a hundred dollars and get some really shitty plastic thing. As overpriced as this is at least you're getting cars and shit.
>>334274749
the only valuable items in the entire package are the Lamborghini and the trip to space which cost about a quarter-mil each
everything else is chump change
>>334274749
It would be cheaper to buy it all normally.
>>334269631
>>334272386
Praise the sun!
>>334265105
You have big hands.
>>334273940
You got me
so what does blue estus taste like?
>>334275117
For you
>>334273940
haha what do you think priscilla's feet smell like haha just kidding
>>334275204
Minty.
>>334272315
It doesn't even come with the game
>>334275204
LIKE MY DICK
>>334268572
>>334274863
>everything else is chump change
7 nights at the Burj Al Arab for a nice suite are about 20k, for the royal suite, it's probably about 20k for a night. That's about 140k. You're also underestimating the rest.
I pity your bank account.
>>334275204
looks like blue raspberry koolaid, but like really cold.
>>334275493
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2013/08/do-not-buy-the-1000000-saints-row-iv-bundle/
wrong
>>334275204
KOOL AID
>>334275319
DUDE EPIC XDD
>>334275204
Generic brand blueberry kool-aid.
>>334275204
Baja Blast
>>334268572
I went to the Dark Souls pop-up cafe in Roppongi when they were promoting DS2. The estus drink was a beer cocktail. Tasted like a mellow and lightly sweet beer, pretty good. I didn't order anything else because all the stuff on the menu was over $40.
>>334272315
RE5 CE comes with the absolute most shit that is utterly fucking awful
>grocery bag-tier "messenger bag" with shitty Tricell logo
>a fucking necklace shaped like the Ooga Booga country the game is set in
>a felt patch from the organization Chris works for that you can get your mom to sew into your fedora
>Chris "figurine", half an inch in size and painted by a blind chinese boy with no fingers
>>334275571
Quality journalism right here. They're right on the price, but that's one night.
> Inside the $24,000 a night Royal Suite at the Burj Al Arab, Dubai
>http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/inside-the-24000-a-night-royal-suite-at-the-burj-al-arab-dubai/story-fnjpj945-1226774700212
>If we ever shell out $23,000 for a night
>http://www.businessinsider.com/burj-al-arab-royal-suite-2012-3?IR=T
>The Royal Suite, billed at US$18,716 per night
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_Al_Arab
Quality journalism right here.
>>334275362
I'll save this and never use it. Thanks anon.
>>334276123
I feel you, that's basically where I am. Someday I'm sure I'll come up with an excuse to try it out.
>>334272315
Someone post that shitty Witcher bust from years ago
I would but I'm shitposting at work
>>334268572
salty milk and coins
>>334276386
the people who post that never post the followup from CDPR where they replaced it and gave the guy cool stuff as apology
>>334276386
I got you.
>>334276117
that still wouldn't even make it worth 1mil though
>>334276123
God damn it those were my exact thoughts
>>334276571
Holy shit. They used the bust as packing foam.
>>334271623
How basic.
>>334276621
$744,322.63 is a long way from $629,974.69.
Then they still count single flights when the whole thing is planned for more than one person. That goes for other activities save for the space flight. The rest is just a bunch of estimates when we have no idea what the real thing entails.
Don't think I'm defending that terrible marketing stunt, even if the actual value was close to a million, it still wouldn't be worth it.
“The Undead treasure these dull green flasks.” This high-quality, resin replica of the emerald Estus Flask is sure to be “an undead favorite” of any Dark Souls fan.
LOL
what does a nice bowl of estus soup taste like?
>>334268572
bags of sand
>>334277246
/thread
>High quality
>resin when it's clearly a low-quality rubber
>replica with less detail than a moe blob anime
>>334277332
Warm Sunny D with noodles.
>>334266792
literally a chunk of plastic m8, probably 3D printed.
>>334277332
Like liquidated glory, but slightly more than a swig of a flask.
>>334268572
Piss and ash.
>>334268572
Half orange juice, half Sprite.
>>334276549
Because that never happened. The picture was a joke taken from some Polish Witcher fansite.
>>334265105
I can't believe that's real. Seriously, they couldn't of made it any more cheap.
Is this Prima Games fault?
>>334277332
Cheap Ramen
>>334277727
>Is this Prima Games fault?
Yup
>>334275204
blue gatorade
>>334265105
Wait, is completely solid? You can't drink out of it
That shit edition was like 80 bucks and it didn't even come with the game
How can they get away with that
>>334278337
>How can they get away with that
Repeat after me:
IT'S OKAY WHEN FROM DOES IT
>>334268572
Orange Julius
Undead love the taste of it so it's not an alcoholic or bland type of taste I think.
Probably like boiling hot sunny D or some shit
>>334272248
What kind of spunk, we talking horse, pig, dog?
>>334278925
Considering the Undead like it, it definitely has to be hot as hell's great-forge, to even warm their soul-less form.
So yeah, you're probably right on point.
Although it may be that with a hint of Lime.
>>334276621
You also have to realize that, as a company, they have to profit. Most of the shit you see in a store is at least 1/3 markup from the wholesale cost they bought it for. You think paying other companies to do that shit just for them is cheap? Especially with the shit they were offering?
>>334275204
cum because magic users are faggots
>>334271592
so it tastes like mead?
>>334276473
how's Vicky doing? adult porn when?
![1380757120368[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AsAZ71f.jpg "1380757120368[1].jpg")
>>334272315
Not a special edition but this always deserves an honorable mention when it comes to "great" prizes
>>334280772
>action packed trip to Detroit
I mean it's not lying, but it's something you wouldn't want to win
>>334268572
burning but also surprisingly refreshing
>>334273891
Heresy. Im from Tennessee, so I am morally obligated to partake of the whiskey
>>334280772
someone post the copypasta image for this
>>334280772
>>334281356
actually I just found it
>>334276571
>>334280954
>>334280772
I know exactly how the trip would go.
>Land at the Detroit international airport
>Be taken to the Westin hotel
>Given a tour of the area around the airport by the GM building and Casinos
>probably get some free swag
There not gonna take you outside the small nice area where 95% of the police are. The worse you would see is some hobo's fighting over chicken wings. You would have to purposely go to the hood for something to happen.
>>334268572
Hot Orange peel tea with a hint of peppermint and dirt
Ash estus would be cold eucalyptus tea with ash
Either way, very medicinal tasting
>>334265105
You fucking faggot, throwing your money out on bundle edition of video games, what are you a gullible 14 year old with a daddy's and mommy's money?
>>334273891
Are you retarded, whiskey is fucking great
>>334276571
Remember laughing pretty hard at this, too bad it doesn't trigger more than once.
>>334268572
Absinthe
>>334268572
tastes like a comfy bonfire smells and is scolding hot
>>334275204
like huffing dry ice
