A video game series undone in the name of the Almighty Dollar.
iOS/And confirmed
>>334263895
Please tell me this isn't real.
>>334265176
It is
>>334265274
oh god no
pls
pls no
;-;
>>334265176
>>334265338
Says it right on the website:
http://www.valkyrieanatomia.com/
>>334265365
>http://www.valkyrieanatomia.com/
FUCK EVERYTHING.
please.
jesus.
this can't be real.
is nothing fucking sacred?!
>>334263895
Don't know how anyone could have expected anything more than that, when they announced it earlier this month with a release date a few months away.
>>334263895
I dunno, if it plays just like the old games then I'm fine with it. If it's another social game then no.
>>334263895
So what's wrong with this exactly?
>>334265936
Phones are not for video games.
I still need to play all these games. I have my VP2 wrapped since 2010
but it's not VP 3 so it's fine
What is this? Do we know anything about it?
If it's just a port of the PS1 game it could work.No casual will get far enough to even get to the epic crystal platforming anyways.
>>334265936
The game really isn't fit for phones at all. The first two were all about platforming and timing combos between your 4 party members at once. Neither one handles that well on a touch input. Unless they are going to base it off that one SRPG they released. If that's the case then I care even less about it.
Who the fuck is Anatomia?
>>334263895
This is almost as crushing as that TWEWY stream that ended up being an iOS port instead of a sequel.
Why haven't I killed myself yet?
I want to die now. Can we die now /v/? Is this the end of all things?
I stomached that fucking SRPG they vomited up but this may be too much.
>>334263895
>all the B games you loved growing up are too risky to continue as proper games, but here is a brand recognition cash in
>The only hope for a good Valkirya Profile game with the same gameplay of the original one lies with Indivisible and the Skullgirl team
I have some hope for it but seeing this kinda crap just makes me sad
>>334266782
Reminds me of how South Park made the first Paper Mario game that played like the first two in over a decade
>tri ace releases mobile game
>nobody cares
>tri ace releases mobile game with loved IP slapped behind it
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mobile doesn't always mean that they won't put a single fuck in the game, this is their other mobile game for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08zpKkd9RXo
>New .Hack.G.U announced
>it's a shitty crossover with SAO and Movil
>New Valkyrie game announced
>goes movil
>>334263895
A-at least there's still VP3 coming, right?
>>334267826
>SO5's sales
LOL
>>334263895
Well, PS4 development costs too much, the 3DS is shit and the Vita is dead so there's not much choice
>>334267826
It already came out.
It's called Lightning Returns.
The all ighty ollar??
>>334266676
>this is because "core" gamers rather pirate than pay for their games.
>every game company either turn to casual for survival or die a brutal death
At least it isn't Hrist. Maybe if it does well they'll make Hrist on PS4
Normies taking over your beloved franchises.
How's that feel?
>>334269212
"reeeee I guess"
>>334269212
at least normalfags pay for their games.
don't blame gamedevs to pander to people who help pay their bills and put food on their table, nor the whiny faggots who mostly pirate their games
HAHAHA EAT IT JFAGS
Maybe exist archive won't be terrible
![7206.dudes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NSsaeMr.jpg "7206.dudes[1].jpg")
Hey breh I'm playing this iphone game valkry anatomy and I just bought so many crystals to upgrade my valkry man it's addicting lol
>>334269446
https://u.pomf.is/qqhtge.webm
A mobile game is not much of a step down from VP2 and that DS game.
>>334269446
Is this an epib new maymay?
Why are you guys mad? If developed well, mobile games are enjoyable. The hardware is good enough to pull off some neat shit nowadays.
Daily reminder that Lightning Returns was meant to be Valkyrie Profile 3 but it got fucked over and turned into a 13 title.
>>334269802
There is literally no hard evidence to support this. Daily reminder that the idea of a FFXIII game being halfway decent makes people uncomfortable so they made up this rumor to rationalize it.
>>334267946
SO is not VP regardless of tri-ace's involvment
>>334270092
>Similar battle system to VP2
>Similar story elements about a valkyrie
>similar gameplay elements to the VP series (time management, etc)
>Lightning has a similar personality in LR to Hrist
>tri-ace thanked in the credits
Yeah go fuck yourself.
>Another mobile game
Everyone expects these to be mobile at this point, right?
>>334270413
>it's similar to VP so that means it was a VP game that got fucked over and turned into a 13 title!
No, you go fuck yourself. Show me a quote from an SE or Tri-ace rep saying LR started out as a VP game but got fucked over and turned into a 13 title. You can't just talk about shit that happened behind the scenes based on what the product looks like.
>>334270413
>>Similar battle system to VP2
Remind me never to play VP2
>>334269782
No buttons, no buy
>>334270495
Chen...is that you?
Wait, what is this game?
Does this have anything to do with Legend of Valkyrie?
>>334272071
Valkyrie Profile 3: Fate has no forgiveness for those who dare stand against it
>>334269782
Every time people recommend me "best mobile games around", they all turn out to be OK-ish stuff that I probably wouldn't bother with on a different platform.
>>334263895
Well at least it has Miyuki Sawashiro. That's always something.
>>334263895
Great. Mobile gaming is the future. Even if home consoles will nwver disappear handhelds will soon thanks to mobiles
>>334266782
>what is exist archive
actually, i dont know how good it was.
anyone here who played this game?
was it a good spiritual successor?
>>334274348
![VALKYRIE ANATOMIA -THE ORIGIN-映像第一弾.mp4_snapshot_01.00_[2016.04.14_17.59.14].png](https://i.imgur.com/35h3UvQ.jpg "VALKYRIE ANATOMIA -THE ORIGIN-映像第一弾.mp4_snapshot_01.00_[2016.04.14_17.59.14].png")
>>334263895
>iOS/And confirmed
Because Gematsu says so.
>>334277410
Eat shit faggot:
>>334265365
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF THIS IS MY HRIST GAME I WILL RIOT
>>334270210
Tri ace specifically mentioned SO5 sales would influence a possible "3rd V"
>>334263895
Is it just me or are people who still think mobile games are problematic out of touch dumbasses?
>>334278304
>Make bare-bones game that isn't similar to a different franchise
>Censor said game for gaijin.
>Announce you're censoring said game for gaijin.
>Backpedal on "okay we didn't censor it for X reason, actually for Y reason," when the game bombs in Japan because "Fuck you don't censor my fucking games for gaijin."
>Announce you also censored headpats for gaijin afterwards.
>"btw buy this game or we might not make [GAME THAT PLAYS DIFFERENTLY IN A DIFFERENT FRANCHISE WITH A DIFFERENT FANBASE]"
I'm pretty mad desu.
>>334278432
They're not problematic. They're just not games, only virtual beggars.
>>334263895
there is a special place in hell for these developers and i guarantee it will fail since you basically pissed off your playerbase while nobody new will enter it because they don't know what the fuck it is
>>334278617
So a game with gameplay can't be a game because you might have to pay for it?
>>334278817
Did yugioh for mobile, rayman or nintendo failed too? Hell no this will make a lot of money. Deal with it faggot. WE MOBILE NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJhP10gX5cg
>>334279573
Paying for games is fine, but not via microtransactions. Any game with a micropayment model is an instant unconditional 0/10.
>>334279635
>Did literally Pokemon or a card game fail?
Is Valkyrie Profile literally a card game or fucking POKEMON? No.
>>334265993
Japanese don't give a shit.
You're not the main audience, the mobile crowd in Nippon is. As much as it sucks that everything in vidya is tumbling down around us, it's time to move on and find new hobbies.
>>334279719
Lezard's laugh is the best, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl48FDOx0YI
So, ther order of the games is:
VP2 > VP anatomia > VP DS? > VP 1
>>334278285
holy shit please read this isn't VP 3
>>334265993
You're not the boss of phones.
>>334280170
Name one series with a mobile game that has a good console game released afterwards.
>>334280170
Technically it's VP4.
>>334277883
Gematsu predicted it doublenigger
>>334281079
Anyone could have predicted it, as it's SE. It has however been confirmed by the website which is the point of this thread.
>>334281196
Here's the article of the first announcement of that game in question: http://gematsu.com/2016/04/square-enix-announces-valkyrie-anatomia-origin
>>334280583
DJ Max
>>334281564
DJMax is dead. The company went under.
>>334282573
The former devs went on to make Xonic anyway.
>>334283003
True but that doesn't change the fact that literally no series has survived a mobile game.
>>334283206
>no series has survived a mobile game.
>>334284157
>implying you can kill that which has no life
Mobile gaming is more deadly than cancer.
FINISHING STRIKE
MOBILE DISASTER
>>334277403
>no shoulderpads
theyre gonna otakufy the damn designs arent they?
>>334283206
>True but that doesn't change the fact that literally no series has survived a mobile game.
What are all the Tales of / Final Fantasy / Dragon Quest mobile games, Alex?
>implying you can kill that which has no life
Funny of you to mention that when VP has been dead for 7 years.
>>334284835
>tales
>not dead
>ff
>not dead
DQ we'll see with 11.I'll probably import it.
Why did VP go into obscurity and not SO?
SO sucks major dick now, but constantly gets a new installment.
Wish there was a VP3 that didn't suck, but seeing tri ace's track record these days it would probably be bad.
>>334285126
None of those are dead even if your shitty headcanon deems so.
Also, Kingdom Hearts has mobile game.
>inb4 its ded xDDD
>>334285415
>Kingdom Hearts
>ever not casual shit for retards
Of course mobile had no effect on that series, it was always shit.
>>334285341
VP was always more niche. Its default bad ending in VP1 probably didn't endear it to people without autism since they'd have to do all kinds of madness to get a good ending.
>>334285538
Funny memes dude. Why are you playing casual shit for retards like SO5 though? :^)
>>334263895
>black/brown circle
Hrist confirmed.
>>334285781
>casual
Just wait until you get to the first one of these.
>>334263895
>new valkyrie profile game
>mobile shit
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU'VE BETRAYED ME, SQUEENIX.
>>334285948
Easier than any KH on easiest difficulty.
