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I just got FFXIV Any tips?
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I just got FFXIV
Any tips?
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Yeah, play a better game.
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just post the cumdump image already faggot
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get a refund
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>>334260507
Why she is such a cunt?
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>>334260507
switch to ESO
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>>334261030
>she
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only shit players need medics and only shit players play medic

struth
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>>334260946
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>healer (male)
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>>334261221
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You think Square will make a new mmo any time soon? XVII perhaps?
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>WHM is a half naked Roe male with pink clothes

NA servers are fucking cancerous.
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>>334261925
Trying to take FF14 seriously outside of doing faggy shit like what is there to do? Is it a mystery why people resort to that shit when the main game as fucking boring as fuck?

Just unsub and set yourself free
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>Playing Healer

>At boss in raid

>Tank taking an anal pounding from the boss like a good little slut

>Suddenly mobs spawn

>Tank bursts into tears "its too much" he sobbs pitifully "they will split me in half" as tears and snot runs down his face

>His tears arouse me, i flip a copper into the croud of gibbering DPS peons

>They start to squable and scramble to grab the copper, like a flock of pigeons fighting over breadcrumbs.

>One plucky DPS finally emerges, clutching his newfound wealth, he knows what to do.

>I unzip my huge manhood, at first i see a glimmer of fear in his eyes but he quickly gets to work, sucking as if his life depends on it (it does)

>"Enough" my majestic voice booms like thunder.

>With a single handI push the DPS filth to the ground and aim my throbbing erection towards the Tank who is now hardy conscious

>"Let there be light" The sheer grandeur of my voice causes the Boss to momentarily pause

>I shoot my Divine Healing Cum all over the face of the tank

>"T-t-t-t-t-thank you Master" the Tank whimpers as he slurps and gobbles up my life giving jiz

mfw
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>>334261030
>she

anon I have news for you...
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Put stoneskin and shield on everyone.

"I aint healing shit good luck"

>cleric stance
>pull mobs

5 commendations brayflox.
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>>334261925
I'm a Roe healer cockslut and I lust after my tank
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>>334260507

>mmo anime
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>>334260507
Don't feel nervous about running dungeons for the first time when you're new. I haven't seen anybody bully sprouts when I played with them.
Don't join a Free company if you get a random invite to it, they're not really a community, they just try to add new players to build up points off of them when they level.
Don't bother buying gear when you're leveling up, you'll usually get them as quest rewards while you play.
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>>334262036
>what is there to do?

Playing the game and not being a "look at me I'm so le whacky xD and randumb, I look intentionally like a faggot xD" moron.

If you're so bored you have to resort to this filth you're the one who needs to fucking unsub since you obviously don't enjoy other aspects of the game.
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>>334262216
Gas chamber meow.
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>>334262601
>meow
fag
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I will now cast PEARL.

It's PEARL elemental after all.

Undead are weak to PEARL.
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>>334262057
what
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>>334262438
the funny thing is I sounded more like you but I unsubbed

I feel for you you actually think there is a game to play
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why are all lalafell casters?
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>>334260507
Try and get ar efund
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>>334260946
Damnit where's the uncensored version?
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>>334263221
Fag
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>>334263114
The best lalas are warriors.
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>>334263109

>Person enjoys game
>'I feel sorry for you'

Oh yeah God forbid someone enjoys something. Must be the worst thing in the world.
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>>334263114
because they're 2 feet tall
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>>334263270

They're closer to 3 feet.
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>>334260507
You can change classes as you wish so it doesn't really matter what you pick first.

Also use the party chat instead of roulette for instance if possible, you'll get into the first one around lvl 20 IIRC, the first primordial.

The game is nice I have fond memories on it.
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>>334263114
>not being a lalafell monk

have you ever been tornado kicked in the shins?
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Reminder if you fit the "healslut" stereotype you've probably never actually participated in top tier content.
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>>334263547

That's 90% of the playerbase, though.
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>>334262057
Never eaten this pasta before, I rate it 8/10
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>>334263735
of ffxiv? sure, thats why the top tier players whined about clearing the content "too slowly' even though it only took them 1-2 weeks or less
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>>334262601
I'd go into her gas chamber, if you know what I mean
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Is this the white sissy fuckboi thread?
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>>334263852

What does that have to do with the vast majority of ffxiv players not touching savage content?
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>>334260507
>>334260946
>the only way I can have a thread about XIV is to post the faggot rally call images in the first four posts

XIV fags are fucking pathetic.
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>>334263989
Says the guy posting on a forum on the internet.
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>>334260507

Play on Sargatanas so I can have a friend ;_;

Seriously I'll play whatever and we can pal around and grind instances once you hit lv 15. Also hitting lv15 takes like an hour.
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>>334263989
erpfags made me quit the game desu senpai i dont want to be near them
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>>334264128

Well that pretty much just makes you a fucking moron now, doesn't it?
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>>334264128
Are you kidding me? I LOVE THOSE GUYS
La Noscea is filled with naked cat girls advertising hot sex, it's the funniest thing.
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>>334262168

>tfw WHM
>Tank pulls
>pop Aero on random mobs while hes positioning
>Eye for an eye on tank
>Once hes in position drop cleric
>Divine Seal
>Cure 2
>Regen
>Asylum
>Cleric
>Aero 3
>Holy twice
>Assize
>Spam the ever loving fuck out of holy until either everything is dead or the tank needs heals again

There thats how to dps as WHM in 4 mans. You're welcome faggots. If you're really baller you'll let the tank drop to like 8% health and throw Benediction on him and keep spamming holy, people love that.
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>>334264295
>triggered erpfreak
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>>334260507
KNOW the indepth. I've been hammering and workikg away and now I can only just do 1600 as a ninja on a training dummy. I have a long ways to go
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>>334264597
I've seen so much shit arguments because the healer would dps instead of healing.
Nobody ever died, the tank dropped low but didn't die once. Still people would get so angry if the healer didn't keep the tank topped off at every cast.
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>>334264610

>Implying I ERP

Immense waste of time but I haven't run into a single problem with someone who does, even on Balmung. They're practically non existent.

Hell I live down the road from a whorehouse and I never see shit.
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>>334264795
>Hell I live down the road from a whorehouse and I never see shit.
explain
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>>334264721

I've only had that happen once when I was DPSing in copperbell mines. The arcanist was healing the tank because I let him get below 50% once.

I told him I can heal over 50% of his HPs with a single heal, but he was adamant that you shouldn't let the tank's HP go below 50%. Said he was aspiring to be a SCH, too.
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>>334264795
>I haven't run into a single problem with someone who does, even on Balmung. They're practically non existent.

https://youtu.be/MB7SHZ3cdBY
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>>334264597
>Cure 2
>not Tetragrammaton

Losing precious seconds that you could use to do more Holy. Also, it might be worth swift casting a Holy before Aero 3, depending how much damage the tank takes seeing that the stun lasts really long at first.
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>playing an mom that needs tanks or healers

Pso2 squeenix cucks.

Jump on board.
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>>334264867

It's all very quiet. The only public roleplay I've seen is from the normie guild right next door, and it's typically some love triangle shit. Sure I see people heading into the whorehouse but the cancer is contained within those walls.

>>334264896

I don't roleplay at all so that probably helps a lot.
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>>334264721
I have 2 max level characters, one is a healer when DPS queue is too long and the other is fulltime healer. I dps in pretty much any content and if the tank doesn't fuck up no one dies.

Never have I had anyone complain about me DPSing.
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>>334264969
Tetra is not affected by divine seal.
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>>334265083
Neither is Asylum. You pop it pretty much only to up the potency of your Regen.
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>>334265058
>I don't roleplay at all so that probably helps a lot.

You need to be literally oblivious not to notice it, even with the entire world is cut into a million instances like it is.
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>>334264721

I don't see why people take issue with it honestly. Any dps more than 0 is good and you should always strive to play your class to the fullest. I was surprised at how much dps I could pump out as whm especially when you get a bard in the group that uses foes.

Also had a guy once that was a smn and was bitching at me in a lv50 dungeon that I let the tank fall below 80% health. Saying he "shouldn't have to offheal for me". That was hilarious. Your 450 physicks aren't helping anyone mate.
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>>334260507
Why are there two versions of this image?
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>>334265246
Probably his heal fag snowflake
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>>334260507
Why does the fuck head that made this keep redrawing it?
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>>334265024
While PSO2 is better than FF14. PSO2 is still really shit and is an abomination of what PSO was. Even PSU was a more faithful sequel and that games was filled with problems.
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>>334265497
Because now it takes three or four faggot images to get a small thread going about XIV aka dead ass game.
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>>334265182

I just said I'm aware there's a whorehouse down the street from where I live in ffxiv, yeah? I noticed, but it's not like they advertised. I just saw read their company profile.

What I mean by 'practically non existent' is that they not once have bothered me, or even roleplayed in public. Maybe I saw some of the faggots flirting in Quicksand before moving on with my quests but that's about it.
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>>334263221
There isn't one
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>>334260507
>>334265246
Why would someone draw the same thing twice?
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ROYAL ROAD/REDRAW TIER
>bole
>spear
>spire

ACTUALLY USEFUL TIER
>arrow
>balance

THE ONLY CARD YOU'RE ALLOWED TO USE ON YOURSELF TIER
>ewer
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>>334265592
So you spent tons of hours in that shit game to buy a house, only to find out that you "live" next to a bunch of furfaggots. And now you're saying that it has no real impact on your opinion of the game. Is that right?
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>>334265776
>bole
Literally translates into you being able to dish our more Gravity during trash pulls upping the dps more than a chance to draw a balance.
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>Healer can also DPS and tank
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>>334265795

That is correct.

You seem to hate the game for reasons beyond the ERP community, though.
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Outside of the kawaii uguu top version, the bottom is clearly a generic anime boy.

I don't know how anyone could think that was a girl unless they were a homosexual in denial.
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I just want an enjoyable MMO with support classes and not just healers, I love buffing and debuffing.
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>>334266178

Generic anime boys look like girls.
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>>334266249

Try D&DOnline.
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>>334266154
There's so many reasons to hate the game it's boggling. The community is pretty abysmal on its own. The fact that a literal whorehouse exists is testament. The idea that someone can be numb to that is, too.
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Will this game let me rp as a human who hates other races and tortures them ?
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>>334266543
sure

I roleplay as a grumpy racist highlander who barely tolerates other races except for elezen
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>>334266330

See, I could still tell that's a boy because of the short hair and clothes.

If that was a girl, it would probably be considered a reverse trap.
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>>334265628
>>334265246

The curious thing is really that someone bothered to redraw the same thing - but did not make an uncensored version of the other one...
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>play mmo
>be healer
>entire enemy party goes for me
>run around while healing myself while my entire party goes for enemy healer

kek
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>>334265246
Because the artist got salty over the healslut edit, probably
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>>334260507
>I just got FFXIV
No you didn't, you've been playing for a while and you want to keep the stealth general up.

Also you need this picture with
>still no raid roulette
or any funny variation of it
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>>334267027

You just decide that based on the clothes anon, if it was in female clothing it would be "beyond doubt" that its a girl.
>short hair
>way under the line of the eyes
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>>334267354

why are we even assuming its the same drawfag?

the first one signed it sd uselessly as he did
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>>334267027

So if he wore girl clothes and had long hair you would be able to tell that's a girl? Even if he isn't?
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Will new retards in sastasha/tam tara listen to me once I get a crown?
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>>334267973

If you got a crown that's even less reason to listen to you based on personal experience.

Especially if you're a tank or healer.
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why not play destiny?
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>>334267387
>>334267962

If he was wearing girl clothes, he'd be considered a trap.
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>>334267973
There's a massive stigma against the crown now, people complaining about it on OF, reddit, anywhere even in game just teach people how you normally would. I've had some experiences with bad mentors, they always seem to be Astrologians for some reason.
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>>334260946
all the day bro
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>>334268195

So, he'd look like a girl, then.
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>>334268240
Sweet jesus.
I want that rubbing my cock.
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>>334264597
>WHM "dps"

Until server lag causes your Benediction to miss even though the cast registers as landing. Same thing happens when I lustrate a milisecond too late after the 80% health tank gets clobbered. However, SCH have significantly lower risk of wiping while doing dps thanks to cure 1 bot and crit adlo
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>>334268240
Yeah, I'll fuck it
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>>334268260

Short hair would be a signifer he was actually a boy.

Most non shitty traps have short hair.
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>>334262057
Have a (you) for OC
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>>334268240
>>334260946
What's the source for these? Image search gives nothing
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>>334268535
here just for (You)
_________there's no source___________
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>>334268474

>signifier

This is some stupid shit, anyone can have short hair, anyone can have long hair, anyone can wear either of the clothes, this is the entire concept of the "draw an X, call it an Y" meme comes from.
You cannot what they are at a glance because of the lack of and misleading visual information.
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>>334268072
Why are mentors such shit?
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>>334268240

But we're both boys, Heal-kun.
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>>334268535
Drawfags
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>>334268474

But the point of a trap is that they look like a girl. That's why they're called traps. We're arguing whether anime boys look like anime girls - if you put one in a dress and they convincingly look enough like a girl to pass as a trap, then they look girly.
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>>334268659
Thank you healslut-anon drawfriend
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>>334268240

Dat bulge.
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>>334263861
Youd smell her farts??

>>334268240
Needs more bara
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>>334268672

Most anime boys have short hair, and most anime girls have long hair.

And facial expressions in the bottom pic of the OP are clearly those of a boy.

There's around a 75% chance it's a boy at first glance.
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>>334268430
>>334268465
>>334268752
>>334268874
>>334268901
>XIV audience

Just kill yourselves. The most painless way is slicing your wrists and bleeding out. A twinge of pain and then a little coldness before you fall asleep.
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Now I'd like to see a bashful huge tank whilst this manskank provoke him.
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>>334269029

Someone's being edgy.
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>>334268814

Everyone looks girly in a dress.

Especially if you're underage.
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>>334269057
Says the dragoon.
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>>334268945
>clearly those of a boy.

This is just factually wrong, its a fucking cartoon expression, you can put it on either a boy or a girl, just like you can do the same to the top picture kawaii uguu face.

Theres no reason for "chance" counting, you can't tell, the biggest identifier would be the 100% flatness
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>>334269029
Implying I play MMOs
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>>334269029
The edge levels are rising out of control! Someone sound the alarms!
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>>334269029
You would know.
Don't trust shit posting ghosts you guys.
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>>334269063

Then we're in agreement that anime boys look like anime girls?
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>>334260507
>>334265246
>Telling the tank to slow down
Maybe he should stop sucking dick for 5 seconds and actually learn to GIT GUD.
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>>334269318

>Telling the healer to DPS less
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>>334269318
Healers are like a rubber band, you can stretch them as hard as you can but at some point they will snap. If you die its your own fault.
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>>334269398
>Didi gives Cici kisses and makes it all better

Totally judging you
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>>334268447

Yeah I'm less mad about this than I used to be in vanilla. You get used to using it "before" you actually need it. Because if you wait until you're supposed to use it your tank is going to die.
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>>334269398
To be fair, sounds like they're talking about PLD, which is shit between 30 and 40 and there really is nothing you can do about it because they do lack the tank stance. Really an egregious oversight on the dev team's part. It might be fine if they could still generate aggro without it but they can't.
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>>334260507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DxS7eT_ky4
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>>334269264

In dresses, yes.
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>>334269398

>I only have so much flash aggro

No, you just cast flash again you imbecile. 3-5 flashes is all it takes to not lose aggro on anything. Seriously tanks get on my nerves some times. All it takes is just spam Unleash/Overpower/Flash. THATS LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. Of course good tanks do more but to keep the average shitters happy in most DF groups thats all you need to do every pull.
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>>334269127
>the biggest identifier would be the 100% flatness

Along with the short hair.
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>>334270094

Anon, hair that goes over your eyes to cover them, is not short hair.
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>>334269885

What you can do between 30 and 40 to not lose aggro to healer DoTs as a PLD: have gear that isn't 5 levels below the content you're doing, switch targets, and more importantly flash more and get back your MP with riot blade.

Hell I've done PLD. it's not a walk in the park but I didn't lose aggro, even to synced blackmages. being unable to keep up with scholar damage output is awful.
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>>334270179

It's short by anime standards.

The only characters I've seen with actual short hair are background shotas.
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>>334270345

your argument boils down to

>25% chance its a boy
>25% chance its a trap
>25% chance its a reverse trap
>25% chance its a girl

Because it 100% looks like all of these
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>>334261904
whomever made this image is a creative genious
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Why don't you just accept that sometimes there are cute boys that want to play with your dick and dress up like a girl?
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>>334270462

But it doesn't look like girl or trap because of the clothes and hair.

Find me one anime girl with short hair that isn't obviously a girl at first glance.
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>>334270662

you must be one of them
>when i wear a skirt im a girl
ones
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>>334270662
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Tanks have a low skill ceiling
Healers have a medium skill ceiling
DPS have a high skill ceiling
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>>334270714
are you trying to say that isn't true
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>>334270714

No.

I'm telling you, there isn't a single anime girl with short hair that can be mistaken for a boy unless it was intentional.

You keep saying all animes look the same, but if a girl has short hair, she's usually wearing girl clothes or has huge boobs.
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>>334270827

I play DPS and it has a lowass skill ceiling. Are you saying the other roles are even worse?
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>>334270827

As someone who went DRG to DRK I kindly disagree. I've never done savage raid as a healer, but there are times I feel like healers have it the worst.
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Well
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>>334260946
>>334268240

Dump more heal-sluts.
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>>334270918

>there isn't a single anime girl with short hair that can be mistaken for a boy unless it was intentional.
>unless it was intentional.
>intentional.

I'm pretty sure every character is made intentionally. That doesn't stop anime boys from looking a lot like anime girls.
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>can't play the Catgirl race anymore because its populated by fags and they are vocal as fuck
I just like cats, jesus christ
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>be shaman dps
>healer is casting dmg spells instead of healing tank and hes close to dying
>basically my rotation becomes chock, heal chain lightning, chain heal and repeat
>healer tells me to do my own job and stop doing his
>after the tank dies two times they kick the healer and we do it on 4 man
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>>334271172

You should stop playing ffxiv all together if you're worried about being associated with fags.

I swear to God there's so many trans people on this fucking game.
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I think the only times I played healer was when I got bored of queues and just wanted to play.

You get in so fast as a healer.
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>>334260507
So is the original a guy or a girl?
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>>334260946
i want to see those healer nipples
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>>334271358
nah not like that, but everywhere I went people didnt want to party with me because they were afraid I start to ERP with everyone.

And yes, I stopped playing thanks to that.
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>>334271445

You don't get an easy-out, enjoy your confused sexuality you slut.
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>>334260946

More.
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>queue as tank for low level dungeon
>overlevelled healer just pulls fucking everything on his own because I guess 2 packs at a time in halatali isn't good enough
>whennobody has any aoes yet
for
what
purpose
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This is your group tonight
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>>334271358
>>334271527

ffxiv is so fucking gay I specifically wanted to be associated with faggots and degenerates and I still quit after a few days of playing
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>>334260507
FIND FRIENDS and try to stick it to a "good" free company
Otherwise game would be unbearable as fuck
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>>334260507
>my heal aren't good enough but...
This is the type of complacent bullshit attitude that makes dps and tank play like shit then blame all wipes on healers. Assholes like this is the reason why you can't find healers sometimes, because healers eventually get sick and tired of everyone blaming them for every single wipe, and next thing you know, your favorite MMO is now filled with idiots who can't do anything that requires more than half a brain and they become the majority of the population, forcing devs to stupify the game just to keep it somehow populated, since all the smart people rather not be surrounded by idiots and just leave the game. It's a downward spiral.

>you are idiots
>I hate all of you
This guy is ok, he encourages people to play better and not like a bunch of retarded children, therefore developers are not forced to dumb down games to cater to mouth breathers.
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>>334271580
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>>334271527

That's strange. I've never had an issue partying with people. I even have a catgirl. And a catboy
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>>334271074
Reminds me of the time me and 3 friends we're playing as 3 DPS and 1 Tank making life miserable to the healers that got grouped with us.
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>>334270827
>Tanks have a low skill ceiling
you can spot the difference in a DPS tank and high tier tank

one goes AAAAAAAAAAHHHH into 3-4 groups facefirst even tho he dies super easy to one group
the other body pulls just the right amount and keeps an eye on every partymember
>tfw the tank taunts the Pat the lazy member bodypulled within a second
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>>334271552

BLM has AoEs by then. And Archer.
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>>334271529
I'm good either way.
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>>334271580
>Reckless Blond
>Useless Mage only useful at the last minute
>Pathetic White Mage

Seems like a regular WoW party back in 2007
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>>334268240
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>>334271881

Then you should be fine with schroedinger's dick
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>>334271847
we had an arcanist and a lancer though
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>>334270827
all roles have roughly the same skill ceiling

If a DPS fucks up, chances are no one will notice. If a tank fucks up, he'll either die or the healer will sigh and have to pick up the slack. If a healer fucks up, it's a wipe.

Barring mechanics that target one role more than the others
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>>334272139

Then yeah, no real point.
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>>334272139
>no AoE
>Arcanist

Are you retarded? They get Miasma and Bio before even the first Guildhest.
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>You can't actually make a trap in FFXIV unless you just make a grill and turn chest slider down all the way

What even the FUCK, SE????
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>>334272268
>DoTs are aoe
nice meme
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>>334272268

Those aren't AoEs. Those are DoTs. They don't get bane until level 30.
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>>334272268
>single-target DoT
>AoE

Right...
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>>334272376
>>334272408
>>334272435
>Multidotting isn't AoE

Are ALL FFXIVggots retarded or just you guys?
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>>334260946
That's somewhat triggering.
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>>334261221
Well, seeing as males are best at literally everything, wouldn't you want your healer to be male?
I sure as fuck never got any shit for my choice in specialty when I played a healer.
... good times.
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>>334271135

I meant intentional, as in the character hides their gender, like Naoto.
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>>334272530

If I fracture every single target, does that mean I'm AoE'ing after 15 seconds of applying them on 6 targets?
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>>334272636
>Well, seeing as males are best at literally everything

What about blowjobs?
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>>334272530
Are you fucking stupid?

A spell that affects a single mob is not an "area of effect" spell.
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>>334271745
>group with 3 top endgame players into a heroic dungeon
>fairly wellgeared tank but noway i can keep agro off em
>healer is pugg
>dps pala and warlock pulls as much as they can into one group
>spinn to win and seed of corroption
>mage is close to thier dps with fire pillar and icerain
>all i can do is mass taunt
>it becomes DPS race and who will die this time
>warlock fears mobs everynow and then
>mage pulls even more and blinks to us
>dps are having a good laugh
>healer hardly gets a break, mana up the instant he can
>bosses are a joke althu mage dies everytime he gets a dubble crit
>at the end the healer says he need a break to calm down

crazy dungeon fun is best dungeon fun
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>>334271580
>tank with shit noob armor, 1 plate piece and the rest is cloth, using a 2h instead of sword and board
>dps without even a chest piece who will probably die in the first boss aoe

A few more groups like this and she will turn outright jaded, and join the dark side of the healing force, letting idiots die, and sacrificing mouth breathers at the altar of darwinism
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>>334272705
Serves the same purpose, so if it's your best option for dealing with multiple targets, it might as well be.
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>>334272530

2/10
Apply yourself.
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>>334272530

Well besides them being single target and not AoEs, at all, they don't even make sense in groups of 4 or more targets.

Applying 2 DoTs to 3 enemies, which is a standard pack, takes roughly 15 seconds. By this time bio will be wearing off on your first target. Inefficient to have more than 3 at a time.

Of course, this doesn't apply to real AoEs where you can hit multiple targets at once.
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>>334272790

Except a Warrior tanking PFs would never fracture every target while tanking 9 mobs at once. Otherwise:
>using Fracture on any other jerb
There was a point where MNKs benefit Fracture during Final Coil with pot opening, but that isn't the case anymore
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>Being more concerned over the fact it might have a penis than the fact it's probably 12 at best
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>>334272978

>He isn't a shotacon/lolicon

What are you, gay?
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>>334272731
I'd wager your average faggot is better at giving head than the cock-hungriest slut.
I can't tell, as I've no desire to seduce a man, but.. it would make sense.
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>>334272731
Gay dudes
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>>334272978
It's a manlet, healer is the best role for them since they're harder to hit. Would you prefer manlets to tank instead?
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Sure is video games in here.
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>>334273056
A bi friend of mine swears that a blowjob from a guy is much better than from a girl, I'll take his word for it.
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>>334272747
Sounds like wow.
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>>334260841
Isn't that the guy who isn't ashamed of his dick? Especially since it's such a good size and all?
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>>334270482
Actually, it's "whoever".
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>>334268659
You're wrong anon.
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>>334272790

That purpose being? Damaging multiple targets 15 seconds later??? Because that's not what is defined as AoE, using Overpower onto multiple targets per GCD is an AoE.

Fuck sake.
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>>334273259
Sounds about right.
Men are literally the best at everything.
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>>334272768

Anon the only team that team is raiding is pussy and boipussy
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>>334273259
>A bi friend of mine swears that a blowjob from a guy is much better than from a girl, I'll take his benisfor it.
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>>334272731

Men know what it's like to have a penis, I'd think that would give them an edge.
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>>334273476
"AoE" or "AE" is an abbreviation for, "Area of Effect", implying an ability which connects to more than one target. Certain cleave abilities are not considered AoE in some games, simply for their inability to hit more than two-three targets, instead being referred to as a cleave-ability.
A typical World of Warcraft AoE ability would be the Warlocks' "Rain of Fire", which designates an area and bestows constant, channelled damage upon that area and EVERYTHING hostile/neutral within it.
The mage-ability "Flamestrike" is a cast-spell which creates a similar effect, only this spell is not channelled, delivers an instant burst of damage, and then remains on the targetted area for low, constant damage to anything hostile/neutral within it.

A martial AoE ability would (in wow) be the warriors' Bladestorm ability, which attacks -everything- around the warrior for a channelled duration.

Cleave is not considered AoE.
The rogue combat-specialty-cleave is likewise not considered an AoE (it's been changed since I played rogue, I think it's a toggle for 3 targets now, still not really AoE)
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>>334273476
>>334273860

>people now need education on what the fuck an AoE

and we used to laugh at those saying "AoE effect"
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>>334273209

I used to like actual women with big boobs.

Now I need flat chests and dicks.

What the fuck happened?
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>>334273209

More.
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>>334273860
>all this fluff
Cleave =/= AoE

Why did you waste your time posting all that?
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>>334273312
Yes. It is.

Here's the guy who originally is sorry, but then teaches the guy who isn't ashamed of his dick, how to not rip the skin by using somebody else's mouth.
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>>334274081

You found your true self, slut.
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>>334272636
Do you think males are the best at being females as well?

Asking for a friend.
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>>334274284

Yes, unless hormones are involved.

>>334272636

Ofcourse, who the fuck goes to a female doctor IRL?
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>>334274198

If this was my true self, wouldn't it have been impossible for me to get off to women?

And traps still have feminine features I'm perfectly okay with.
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>>334274182
And he was right happy about it, too. Those men seem to have things pretty well figured out.
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>>334265246
Deviant art stuff probably. I remember seeing some "then and now" shit, so it's probably just a retake
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>>334274135
Someone didn't into what is aoe
>>334274284
Well, Bruce Jenner won Woman of the Year, didn't he?
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>>334274428

No, it was your upbringing and peers pressuring their views on your and as the young impressionable kid you were you folded under the pressure without even noticing
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>really love sword n board and big hulking armor
>hate being a "Paladin" with only a few holy spells, most of which aren't even native to the class anyway
>also hate this "free Paladin" bullshit they talk about

Fucking SE this class is NOT a fucking Paladin. The only thing even remotely close to a Paladin in this game are the Ishgard Temple Knights.
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>>334274413
>Yes, unless hormones are involved.

You can't very well emulate a woman without the hormones
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>>334274629

Why emulate the inferior?
Hormones will make them emulate the exact parts where women are worse than men.

All this just for some fleeting "beauty"
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>>334274601

My mother was too embarrassed to talk about sex and my father left pretty early.

I never really thought about girls until I discovered the internet.
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>>334274808

And the internet is only telling you about qt boys and penises now.
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>the derailing of this thread

MMO community in a nutshell, it hasn't changed one bit since '01.
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>>334274428

That's what bisexual means you dunce.
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>>334274759
But you're wrong, and if you don't do the hormones the testosterone is going to destroy your feminine looks eventually
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>>334274879

Exactly.

I didn't even think about wanting to fuck boys until /v/.

>>334274969

I don't like actual girls though, I did long ago, but they do nothing now.
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>healers think they're relevant
yeah just keep pressing those 3 buttons and sit in your corner. I bet you have a protect/stoneskin macro with sounds effects, you faggot
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>>334275074

But I assume you can probably get off to 2D right?

You're probably bisexual with a heavy leaning towards boys.

If you don't like them at all, you're gay, no point hiding it anymore.
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>>334274447
Agreed. Truly, they are the men to model my future after.
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>>334274886

Except this is not an mmo and if you play one you'll find a different one inside.

>>334275031

No, enjoy your emotinal, attentionwhore tardass tranny, while I enjoy my rational, logical cute men. Atleast you can re-evaluate your choice when she kills herself at 35 because the looks they built their personality on have faded out.
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>>334260946
>wear bunny outfit on my healer for maximum sluttiness
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>>334275074

Well I didn't want qt boys or get fucked by men until some point either, but in retrospect it all makes sense. Women are nice to look at from a distance though, or in my fantasies.
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>>334275183
>But I assume you can probably get off to 2D right?

To some extent.

Like loli shit.
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>>334271074
>その日本語

YOU AIN'T SLICK
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>>334275402

Well it means you're still attracted to certain girls, but also like boys.

You're bisexual! Congratulations
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>liking futa isn't gay!
>liking traps isn't gay!

These memes have gotten out of control, faggots on here have started actually believing them
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Is no game safe from these homos?
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>>334275569

Point me to where that was stated in the thread?
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>>334275267
This guy knows whats up
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>>334275267
Enjoy your hairy brutish man. Androgyny does not last forever in men.
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>>334274081
>>334274428

You fell for the meme.
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>>334275575

Homophobia is the only solution to this mess.
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>>334275736

I will, though neither hair nor "brutishness" is a given.
I'm sorry you are in love with feminine features, since those only last when attached to shit.
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>>334275778
>he thinks it's a meme

Back to the rest of the internet with you. I'm sure reddit and facebook will be glad to have you back.
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