>tv episode where the characters play a video game that plays nothing like an actual video game
Is there anything more annoying?
>when a video game plays nothing like a video game
>>334225695
>when a video game plays nothing like the tv show
>>334225695
Yeah:
>Being a humongous faggot who dont like tv episodes with video games
>That episode where they made an actual vydia reference and not some made-up bullshit
>>334225695
>actor is playing game
>you can't tell what the system is
>hear some old school beeping and crappy sound effects from something you'd hear on the Atari
>actor is randomly pressing all the buttons like a retard
>actor is bobbing head back in forth like he's really into the game
Every time.
>TV episode where the characters play paintball
>complete disregard for proper safety equipment
>There's no way we can beat this thing
>Don't worry, they always put in a way to
>Does something stupidly specific and arbitrary that causes a chain reaction of effects that lead to the boss getting killed in one hit
>>334226623
>Not playing paintball in your underwear
You haven't lived.
Stop watching shit from Seth Macfarlane and you won't have to deal with it.
>Character is button mashing and hamfisting the controller as if that does something
We can all agree South Park got it spot on with WoW players, though.
>pic related, average WoW player
>>334226171
I still find it funny that they felt the need to shit this out after the simpsons did it
>that tv episode where the characters start speaking like 13 year olds from 2007
>not having a 16 core with a 10 meg pipe
It's like you don't want faster response times for the newer, online games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ZYVt8tmPc
>Characters are playing a 1 player game as if it were 2 player
Can't fucking stand it
>>334226623
>the paintball episode of St. Elsewhere
>>334226947
>has the blinds up
so close
Yes there is: any time a nailgun is used as a weapon in a movie and the filmmakers clearly have no fucking clue how a nailgun works.
>durr, it's a gun and it shoots nails, what else is there to know, hurr
My absolute #1 pet peeve as far as TV/movie accuracy goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZboyfaVLM4
>>334227061
Yeah I was just thinking that. God dammit.
tony was a master of the one handed style
>>334226623
GATTACA GATTACA GATTACA!
>>334226773
I used to work as a paintball ref, and our venue was popular with stag parties. I've seen some interesting shit with the grooms-to-be.
>guy dressed as a bunny
>guy dressed in one of those tacky firefighter costumes
>one guy in his underwear
Underwear guy was a pain in the ass. Turns out they planned their paintball event just days before the wedding. And he was shot repeatedly by his brother, cousin, and friends, all while mostly unclothed. No surprise that he was covered in welts. The guy's dickhead brother threatened to sue us for ruining the groom's wedding.
>>334227070
>I used a nailgun once, because my father walked out on us when I was a child and I was forced to learn to repair stuff about the house myself
lol
>>334227070
I've never used a nail gun, why exactly wouldn't it work like in your pic?
Could it be modified in a way to work like that?
>>334226951
it's about 70% more profitable than the simpsons game.
so yeah.
the futurama game is doing like shit though.
>>334226171
Remember when the Family Guy MMO was a thing that actually existed?
>>334227127
They were playing Mario Kart 64, right?
He could win with just steering and Z for super mushrooms.
>>334226623
There's also this
>paintball scene
>everybody is wearing protective armor
>chest pads, knee/shin/elbow guards, etc.
>arguably overkill for paintball
>all of that protection, but no fucking mask
>>334226947
I love that he has an Okama Gamesphere.
>>334227323
pay2brian
not even once
>>334226623
Who needs eyes anyways.
>>334226970
I always assumed shit like this was written intentionally.
>>334225695
That's why you watch anime where they try to be accurate.
>>334227304
Family Guy and Simpsons are such fucking garbage now.
I've never really cared for Family Guy at all but damn if it isn't depressing how much Simpsons sucks now.
At least Futurama died before they drug it out for 20 more seasons. It was already getting drug out, but at least it fucking ended.
>>334227275
You have to have it held up against whatever you're trying to nail. You can't just shoot it at a distance like any old gun.
>>334227275
Most nail guns are pneumatic
>>334226171
>tfw the fighting game will never be at EVO
>>334227275
Well for starters he isn't hokped up to any kind of pump for air pressure
>>334227269
More like my father stayed around and raised me so I know how to do some real life shit?
>>334227275
Well a) a nailgun is pneumatic, it needs to be hooked up to either an air hose or less commonly, a CO2 tank, and b) nailguns have a safety latch thing on the tip of the gun, which needs to be pressed against a surface in order for the trigger to engage.
>>334227214
I want a paint knife
>>334227449
Nobody forces you to watch the, kiddo.
>>334227449
futurama only came back because people wanted it. No one to blame for ourselves on that one.
Simpsons and FG are fine. The issue is they're still going after the same young teen-highschool demo, and we outgrew it. It's the same jokes, but adapted for a modern generation.
Much like duke nukem forever. Same jokes, same generic gameplay, just updated.
>that Breaking Bad after Jesse shoots that fuck in the face
>starts playing RAGE
>semi-average game to pick but whatever at least it's a game
>uses a light gun
Fuck. How do you get this close only to fail at the end
>>334227275
It could be modified, but it clearly isn't.
The front of the gun must be depressed to "fire" the nail.
>>334227545
Couldn't you just tape the safety latch down? I assume that's how most malicious people would do it.
>Guy is getting angry at a video game he can't beat
>Woman who has never played a video game picks it up and beats it no problem
>>334227635
Lmao only a neckbeard would even pick up on that.
>he use a shit gun lol FAIL xd
>>334227701
>proceeds to beat the woman
>>334227695
You could, but it's never done that way on screen. And that only solves half the problem.
>>334227635
>That episode where they are having fun playing Sonic 06's multiplayer
>>334227701
It's legitimately happened to me before, although it was my brother and not a grill.
>stuck on boss
>8th attempt
>die again
>brother picks it up, has never played the game before
>just spams regular attacks instead of trying to dodge or combo
>beats boss first try
>>334227323
>shut down because their fanbase was too fucking stupid to figure out how an MMORPG works
>>334227061
>Not letting the world watch you jerk off
>Not being immune to screen glare
>Implying he didn't just forget to close them on the day he sat down in the chair and has since never gotten up to close them or gotten up period
>>334227127
WHEN YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO STOMP ON A GOOMBA'S HEAD THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
>>334227448
>tv show references anime
>lol tentacle rape, school girls, kawaii XD
Only Simpsons did anime references right. That Japan episode and two of their couch gags had good effort put into them.
>>334227381
This. All that armor is bullshit, most people only use big coveralls. I've never used anything but a few layers of sweatpants
>>334227576
That's so fucking wrong you fucking asshole that I'm not even going to waste my time to explain how poorly the writing for a The Simpsons has gotten.
All I'll say it my mother was watching the Simpsons in her 30s and stopped watching it by the 15th Season. She didn't "grow out of it." Neither did I because anyone with half a brain knows that modern Simpsons lacks the quality animation and writing that made the show's 90s seasons so beloved.
>>334227635
>Jesse just shot someone
>now he is playing a game called RAGE with a toy gun
It was just symbolism, it's a tv show.
>>334227758
What kind of giant faggot are you actually? Because this is literally what the thread is about
>>334227070
>watching cop show with cop relative
>they point out every inaccuracy
>same for friend in military with military show
>or any profession and any related show
At least some of them aren't asses about it, and you can sometimes learn something cool, but holy shit it makes me never want to watch things in a group ever.
>>334227576
>Much like duke nukem forever. Same jokes, same generic gameplay, just updated.
You have clearly never watched an old episode of the simpsons if you believe that, you must be like 17/18 because the Simpsons used to have great jokes and references, now it's just insert modern pop culture references and call it a day
Not to mention the souless animation
>>334227959
holy fuck
>>334227852
That was Sonic Team Racing you knob.
>>334227635
In reality Rage would have been better had it been a light gun on-rails shooter. The "open world" and racing were a total snore.
The racing segments would just become you being a support gunner in the passenger seat while your NPC driver of choice that you could afford was driving around trying not to get hit by the mines and missiles you couldn't shoot out of the air.
>>334226951SIMPSONS DID ITSIMPSONS DID IT
>>334227795
Im fairly sure you can get some electric brad nailers and ya just hold down the safety and you'll be a serial killer before you know it
>tfw a show actually gets it right
House of Cards is great about this. When they referenced Agar.io, it was an appropriate choice of games for a couple of normie politicians, they explained the mechanics correctly, and the mention of the game made sense in the context of the show and wasn't gaymur pandering.
>>334226817
This is always paired with bleep-bloop Atari noises, even if it's clearly a new console and game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpABUzPN9cU
>>334227526
Holy shit I remember playing this a long time ago.
>>334227635
>Rage
>Rail shooter
It's so fucking weird, games wise Rage so most wouldn't know and they needed something for Jesse to recreate the act of shooting someone but why Rage of all thi >>334228061
>game called RAGE
>It's supposed to mirror his feelings
Oh shit that part went over my head.
>>334227959
>>334227568
You know, I actually spent some time thinking about how to make a paint blade, as a means of bringing something new to the sport of paintball. Only difference is, I had originally imagined it as a sword rather than a knife, but either could word.
My idea was simpler than expected.
>the "blade" would just be a plastic rod
>if realism is necessary, then I suppose it could vaguely resemble a knife/sword, so long as it wasn't sharp
>the "blade" would be sheathed in a "scabbard," which is just a slightly larger plastic pipe filled with paint
>again, if realism is necessary, then you could just make something that resembles a scabbard, and fill it with paint
>the "blade" would be dipped in paint while sheathed in its "scabbard"
>to use it, you simply unsheathe the blade that is dipped in paint, then touch your opponent with it
>paint mark on opponent's body would count as a "hit"
I really like this idea, but I can't imagine too many people being happy about being literally assaulted by some sperg with a paint-coated stick.
>>334228212
>playing Agar.io
>not Slither.io
>female that gets dismissed by the group of guys is secretly the best player in the game that they all talk about
Every time.
>>334228316
>this post
>>334228124
They had both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9-2Z1cO5AE
>>334226171
Terrible game for a terrible show that hasn't been funny in 8 years
>>334228352
I'm fairly sure superior slither wasn't out when they shot the season.
>>334228212
>This is always paired with bleep-bloop Atari noises, even if it's clearly a new console and game.
They do this for copyright reasons. Can't play licensed sounds or music without paying the royalties.
>>334225695
undergrads had this once with quake i and thought they did a decent job.
>>334228212
>Playing Halo 3 DOOM-style on a pc with Atari beep boops
They know exacty what they're doing those cheeky cunts
>>334228457
Yeah but surely these studios have licensed whole libraries of realistic sound effects, any of which would fit the scene better. It doesn't have to sound like Pac-Man to read as a video game anymore.
>>334225695
>tv show is a videogame episode
>in order to beat the game you must beat 10 levels
>is a side scroller beat up game
>>334228212
Is it me or does House of Cards try to make Claire more sympathetic/good then she really is?
Also I wonder how many /tv/ threads they're are of these show with people just saying "cuck".
>>334228457
The Asteroids and Pac-Man sounds are still under copyright, and will be for another 51 years.
>>334228212MIGUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>334226623
I read that as Pinball.
>>334227074
got to :31 and could barely click pause over all the blood I was vomiting
>>334228038
So the reason it's still going is...
Oh yeah, it's going for the same target demo it always has, and is succeeding at doing so. Gotcha. You're just retarded.
>>334227948
I actually got an invitation, but never bothered to log in more than twice.
Everything was p2w, so fuck that shit.
You could barely do shit in the game.
Is like they thought that people were actually as stupid as the actual show itself.
>>334228457
It's not copyright reasons, it's just laziness.
They go to the sound effects library and just grab the one labelled "video game sound effects", a sample no one has bothered to update in 40 years.
>Player presses buttons and moves the controller dramatically
>in an NES megaman game where your options are jump and shoot
>>334228628
>Not wearing you proper pinball safety armor shield with matching booties.
>>334228589
Well, anyone looks good compared to Claire. And she's really not pure evil, nobody is, especially people who don't have to do or witness their most evil deeds [spoiler'(like murder)[/spoiler] first-hand. I think we're definitely going to see that change in the next season though, after shehad the idea to start a fucking war just to retain the Oval Office.
Wasn't there a movie where the main character played SotC a lot? Was that done realistically?
>>334228929
compared to Frank* is what I meant to say
>>334228941
Reign Over Me
>>334228941
It was some movie starring adam sandler
>>334225695
>Character can be killed by saying their in-game name backwards
That's what you get for speccing for PvE and not PvP
>>334228090
I've seen every episode of seasons 1-10. There were always bad pop culture references and shoehorned celebrity appearances, except back then they used to shove corny family-friendly "morals" at the end of every episode like South Park does except South Park does it ironically. Not to mention the generic plot lines and lame comedy tropes (Operator! Get me the number for 911!)
Simpsons seemed smart because you were a stupid teenager, now that you're older (but still stupid) you're just seeing it for what it is.
fucking hell I don't know what it is
if a character starts fixing his car on screen I'm sure they consult an autorepair guy or something. how hard is it to find a guy who's played a video game before in his life?
at least have someone confirm you're not going full blown retard. "You're the one with the high score in all the popular MMOs!"
That's pretty much as retarded as using coconut oil in place of gasoline
>>334228941
Yeah Reign Over Me with Adam Sandler and Don Cheadle.
Sandler shows Don Shadow of the Colossus and they share the autism together taking turns.
It's done pretty well.
They show the actual in-game of SotC, and use a PS2 controller
![MTE4MDAzNDEwODE1OTc2OTc0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uhj2Kwc.jpg "MTE4MDAzNDEwODE1OTc2OTc0[1].jpg")
I read on kotaku that it's better than civ 5 with the brave new world expansion pack
>>334229225
>Simpsons seemed smart because you were a stupid teenager, now that you're older (but still stupid) you're just seeing it for what it is.
>>334228723
>can't refute any of his points
>call him retarded
Faggot.
>>334229329
>They leveled up
>Produced by DICK WOLF
>>334229246
>if a character starts fixing his car on screen
This usually involves something socket wrench related or wiping up grease off their hands with a dirty rag, so not sure how accurate that is either.
Also if I was a writer who had to shovel out shitty sitcom scripts to make rent I know I'd put in this kind of stuff too.
>>334228316
>dip rod in paint
>start flailing it around
how do you stop from covering yourself in paint? this is retarded
>anime where the protagonist falls into depression and tries curing it with videogames
>it doesn't work
>>334229625
which anime
pls ;_;
>>334225695
Why not just pick a really simple game everyone knows about, like Pacman or Mario?
Even if you aren't into games, you know how that shit works. You don't need to make some bullshit up.
>>334229578
at least they have the courtesy to just show that and not the guy dipping his nuts in to check his oil
>>334229695
Stella Jogakuin Koutouka C3-bu.
The aforementioned moment is in episode 11.
>>334229714
pretty sure you'd have to pay nintendo/namco up the ass for them to let you show footage of it
>>334227127
>his daughter gets deflowered by a black jew
>>334229246
>if a character starts fixing his car on screen I'm sure they consult an autorepair guy or something
No, they don't.
Even when they actually bother to have a technical adviser on set for this sort of shit they rarely bother to listen to what they have to say.
>>334229329
came here to post this. worst fucking product placement/advertising i've ever seen.
>>334229961
well they should.
>>334225695
>Characters playing N64 with no cartridge inserted.
>>334230009
What about when they talked about agar.io or the vita car moment?
>>334229587
I won't deny that it's retarded, because you don't bring a knife to a gunfight. It's just that melee weapons give me a hard-on.
If my idea were ever field-legal, I guess the referee just wouldn't count self-splash against you.
Again, getting paint on yourself would be the least of anyone's concerns. No one's gonna take kindly to being hit with a rod. My idea's been a solid fail from the start.
Most of the time when some absolutely retarded video game stuff is on a show it's because the writers want to see just how much they can get away with before someone tells them that's not how this shit works
>>334227074
>3 seconds in
>already think about closing the video
Wow this shit is like anti meme magic
>>334229332
Source? Which kamen rider?
>>334230254
>Dexter 'playing' Counter-Strike
>it's actually just the Door Stuck video
>House playing Metroid Zero Mission
>Atari beep boops
>"I need to finish this level first"
>literally the first couple seconds of actual gameplay
>Character smashes their fists on the keyboard for a few seconds
>"I'm in"
>>334227074
i've never been able to finish this video I always get triggered
>>334227758
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_gun
>Character moving the controller around in the air and biting their lower lip
>>334227074
I made it to 2 minutes before I was overcome with disgust.
>>334228061
I love that, lets me reaffirm that everything is shit.
No one has that police drama where the suspect or whatever was at the top of the leaderboards in an MMO or something like that?
>>334227070
but that was a fantasy
>there are people on /v/ that don't own a gamesphere
>>334229225
>South Park does it ironically
You should seriously consider suicide
Or going outdoors
>"hey we need to play and beat this game to get the password"
>actors proceed to dress up in costumes and just walk around the woods for half an hour
>>334230030
Problem is the technical advisor usually tells them they are doing everything completely fucking wrong and nobody wants to rewrite a scene just because the "nerd" reminded them there's no gravity in space or something.
I wonder why they even bother to have technical advisors in the first place. They seem to have this pretense of wanting to be accurate but in practice they don't really give a shit.
>>334230647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ZYVt8tmPc
>>334230682
That's a marginally acceptable explanation for that one, but other shows and movies get no such excuse.
>>334225695
Yes. When a TV show or movie show a console that is playing a game from something else, or sound effects from another consoles.
That shit's fucking basic. Can they at least get the basic shit right? Didn't Rumble in The Bronx have a kid playing a Game Gear with no cartridge? The fuck, man!?
>>334229225
no, you just have shit taste
>>334230932
I read this in Grade's voice.
>>334230419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
>>334229246
>expecting a "rational normal functional member of society" to understand complex, niche terms like "pvp" or "raid" or "gear" or "stats"
>>334226623
>that episode of King of Queens where there's the really intense paintball guy played by none other than Eric Roberts.
I wonder how much he got paid.
>Those people who complain about things in fiction not being 100% realistic, even when they're not the central focus of events and the consequences are trivial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txr79anxjvI
>>334230764
Not that guy but I can see the "who cares, our main demographic isn't the gamers" argument being made. I usually let that shit go but normies want to dump on my weebshit they'd never play so I'm allowed this much.
>>334225695
pretty sure you could see Haley's avatar's pussy slit above her panties during the whole of that episode.
>>334231021
it's better to just not include them then
or keep it extremely simple
>>334230131
Ever tried fencing? There's specialized electrical equipment that can detect hits and automatically display scores on the scoreboard.
Or did you mean something more along the lines of LARP/playing war?
>>334227074
God help me, I watched the whole thing.
That last joke made me want to kill myself.
>it's an offtopic thread has better replies than the boards main topic episode
>>334229225
>South Park does it ironically
I like south park but no just no.
>>334231049
A ham sandwich and bus fare to get home.
>>334231062
There's a middle ground between 100% realistic and 0% realistic.
I fapped to the part in that episode where the hot chick fists her brother
>>334229798
>>334229625
Got any more Stella C3: The Line pics?
>>334230254
To answer your question, it's Kamen Rider Fourze.
It's a bit different, but it's one of the best modern riders.
Fourze was the first driver I ever bought.
>>334227074
why are tv and movies so obsessed with the idea of high scores
I can't even remember the last game that I played that wasn't old as fuck that had high scores
>>334227517
There's a safety feature that gets depressed when you do press it up against something but its not needed. You can turn it off. But you can actually shoot it at a distance like any old gun if its off. so you're WRONG.
>>334231504
Tokyo jungle is the last game i can think of with a scoreboard.
>>334231504
>not having the high score in Dark Souls III and Bloodborne
git gud
>>334231082
As bad of a rep SU gets, I'd totally play a (mini)Golf-based RPG.
>>334227074
>This is my avatar
>Avatar? Is that some kind of ancient weapon?
>>334226623
>The shitty Divergent movie
>Training exercise like paintball but instead of paint its giant fucking needle darts that also electrocute you
>No helmets or even safety goggles (not that the latter would help against that shit)
I love that movie. It's so atrocious I can't help but enjoy it.
>Nobody here mentions the video game episode of Ninininger.
Did draqon quest references perfectly.
>Boy band/idol group episode
>Dances were taken from K-pop MVs
>>334228723
It's still going because people will watch fucking anything. The ratings it pulls are laughable compared to what it used to get.
>games have become movies
>games getting more money than tv series
It's obvious it's not an accident, tv and movie writers like to shit on vidya because they can't handle their success
>>334231782
Besides language and country, what exactly makes pop different from K-pop?
American Dad>anything else McFarlane has made
>>334231082
Is it supposed to be funny because it's reminiscent of Pokémon but with a really silly cross with golf?
>>334227074
>the last joke
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>334231879
Well, he did write a couple episodes of Johnny Bravo, which was good.
>>334231878
Barely anything
>>334231879My name is Cleveland Brown, and I am proud to be
>>334231498
Fourze was purposefully made more light-hearted than most Rider series because it was made after the earthquale that had killed a ton of people in Japan and the writers wanted to make a hero that would make the children smile again. If you haven't already (and if you've finished watching Fourze), I'd recommend reading the staff's final words about the series, there's some pretty interesting stuff in there
https://aesirsubs.wordpress.com/2012/08/27/kamen-rider-fourze-the-staffs-final-words/
>>334231928
Actually, it's more reminiscent of Final Fantasy, with a dash of pokémon, Sonic, MGR and Mega Man
>>334227074
>Prince of Persia
>level 10
>You Win!
>living with mother and having a star trek suit makes you good at video games
>girl hand motioning a fucking game controller
>go through door
>fucking computer opens up
>X to shoot in Gears of War, not RT
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>334231973
>Final episode of Cleveland Show had Donna's ex and mother realizing they're fuckups and try to do better by taking care of a Chinese kid
>Cleveland mentioned her mom killed herself in Family Guy later on
>>334227006
>Character casually tosses the controller down to have a conversation
>Other character carries on playing as though nothing has changed
reeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpeg
>>334231973
Back in a shitty show, because we need money
>show has a video game/technology motif and nails it perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb5o6QXPvC0
>>334227568
Just use a sharpie.
>>334231782
I always loved "Shot of B-12" from American Dad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvPnsciUja4
>>334226947
>got the player base image right
>got the actual game completely wrong
That episode flared up my autism. Lets review
>human hunter in vanilla
>slain the bloodfish at jerod's landing
>explore the tower of Azsora
>ctrl I to being up inventory
>summoning scorpions
>>334228723
Why do I continue going to a board filled with literal retards
It begs the question - how old are you people?
>>334227074
That fucking last joke.
Just fucking kill me.
>>334230993
I wish I could read everything in grade's voice
i don't give a shit because I don't have autism
>>334227074
>it's a sports episode
>"alright boys the killer is potentially one of the top athletes in every sport known to man"
>"we can only catch him if we beat him at his own game"
>"but dave we don't know anythin about sports"
>"don't you worry I used to play bowling when I was a kid while I was supposed to be doin my homework har har"
>bowling arena
>"the only way he can win is if he makes this basket from behind the three point line and gets a touchdown"
>guy kicks a soccer ball down the lane
>"oh fuck he got it he got the ace in the hole we did it we caught the murderer"
>us athletes huh
>>334232853
well yeah but
>RIGHT CLICK!
>>334227074
I've seen this fucking video so many times and it's infuriatingly cringey to watch.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
>Stock image of people playing video games
>Guy is holding the controller like he's really playing
>Girl is holding the controller like some one just dropped it in her hands
>its a characters play WoW episode
I miss it
>>334232920
>It begs the question
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
There you go. Now you'll never make that mistake again.
>>334227959
>>334227006
Two player, you say?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lZJQCxIQlR4
>>334229246
>>334233261
more like
>It's a characters play an amalgamation of 4 different MMO titles
>>334233441
Posts like this are a diamond dozen
>>334232853
They probably did all that on purpose for people like you.
>>334227074
>is that a twelve port?
>sixteen
>>334233576
Oh God please don't be what I think..
Dammit, fuck you faggot.
>>334231020
>HE *OR SHE!!!!* IS ONLY GOING AFTER MY MACHINE!!!!!
>I'VE NEVER SEEN CODE LIKE THIS!!
>Old baby boomer unplugs the pc as if that's going to stop a dedicated super hacke' who already got past NCIS's public firewalls or whatever the fuck from doing whatever the fuck he wants
>>334233441
>In modern vernacular usage, "to beg the question" is sometimes used to mean "to invite the question"
>>334225695
I'm suprised no one made a mod of her in some RPG/sfm
>>334233831
>These usages are often criticized as being mistaken
>>334233697
*Core
>>334225695
>300x224
>Actual pic is literally the same size as the thumbnail.
Are you doing this deliberately.
>>334231020
surely unplugging your computer will stop the hacker that has breached your network and stolen your information
problem solved. thanks, guy
>>334233831
"in modern vernacular" means "illiterate retards use it like this". Do you want to be known as an illiterate retard, Anon?
>>334233951
great, so now I'm stupid too, thanks.
>>334226773
I've done that before but still wore a mask. Nigga it's 95 degrees and humid out, like fuck I'm wearing armor. The pain of getting shot also forces you to play tactically
>>334227074
I went full circle...full goddamn circle
>>334227576
>Much like duke nukem forever. Same jokes, same generic gameplay, just updated.
>>334233894
Things being criticized for being mistaken do not make them actually mistaken. Words and phrases can take on different meanings. Stop being such a large bundle of sticks
>>334234034
It's nonsense either way.
>>334226583
>generic 3rd party controller
>>334227074
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>>334232717
Love their Steve R&B songs tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIS5cQJuhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhI904iejqQ
>>334227576
>It's the same jokes, but adapted for a modern generation
That doesn't excuse the terrible episodes where fucking nothing happens
>>334228212
House of Cards has blatant product placement every two minutes, the series is one fucking long commercial. Taking this into consideration, it's pretty obvious someone just paid them to shill the game.
>>334234104
Begging the question has an actual meaning.
It doesn't get redefined by retards who don't know what it means using it incorrectly anymore than old people calling every console a "Nintendo" makes all consoles a Nintendo console.
Trailerpark boys made fun of this shit in a recent episode.
Cory and Trevor are usually seen playing a super nintendo when they are fucking around.
But this time Cory had an N64 controller, Trevor had a Gamecube controller, and the system on the floor looked like a sega genesis, and BEEP BOOP noises were coming from the TV while they just mashed buttons.
>>334234104
Are you the type of person who defends and encourages the use of the word "literally" when what they mean is figuratively?
Congratulations, people like you are why one word or phrase can mean one thing, and then be stated to mean the total opposite without even the use of sarcasm. For instance: you're literally a stupid faggot that no one likes :^)
>>334234386
>It doesn't get redefined by retards who don't know what it means using it incorrectly
Tell that to "literally"
>>334225695
This. I have an Otaku friend (I hate anime, with exceptions) who also is a casual gamer. And he never shuts the fuck up about how SAO would be an amazing game. Fuck.
>>334234386
>What is evolutionary linguistics
Fuck off with your socialist contextless language bullshit.
>>334234104
>ree it means something different because idiots on the internet use it incorrectly!
You have the same mindset as anti-vaxxer moms who find one repeatedly debunked study from 1982 and claim that means vaccines are evil and cause autism. Please expand your perspective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMpPaL_Xz2M
Guys...
Nothing will beat that GG episode of Law & Order SVU
>>334227517
i had a really cool woodshop teacher in highschool, he used to let us shoot cans and 2x4s and shit with the nail guns. all you have to do is hold the safety thing down with a pencil or pen or some shit when you pull the trigger and those nails will fly
>>334234489
Your friend is not an Otaku, he's a full blwon weeaboo. SAO is the lowest trash there is.
>>334234665
>>334234582
https://youtu.be/fmO-ziHU_D8?t=40
That sort of attitude is why we have this bullshit.
>>334233441
you're a faggot aristotle
>>334234582
>Losing an argument on the internet? Simply call them a socialist!
>>334228316
It's called a collapsible knife, what do you think they use for stage plays?
>>334227074
They included so much shit from that CSI Second Life episode but they forgot the best part of it:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/the-show-csi-ny-hard-at-work-trolling-gamers/81459669/
>ebaumsworld
Yeah yeah I'm really sorry but apparently this is the only place on the entire internet where this clip still exists.
>Enemy is a super high level undefeated, never before been touched, player
>Gets beaten by some super convoluted and super specific method
>>334234821
aristotle has been dead for a long time anon. there's no way I could even live that long
>Character playing gameboy with no game in it
>Actually makes sense if you think about it because they're insanely poor and would probably pretend to be playing a video game
>>334227074
>the last joke
>>334232853
this is indeed autism, you are correct
>>334234604
HOLY SH*T LMAO!
HOW THE HECK DO THEY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE WITH ALL THAT HILARITY GOING ON?!
>Charlies Angels movie
>two kids are playing on a PS1 with two controllers mashing buttons
>get to see the screen
>FF8 battle in Balamb gardens
>>334234965
>that last scene
>anal only
>>334235041
???
>>334226171
Does that mean the game is good?
>>334227074
My god... I can't believe I watched all of that fucking cancer.
>playing GoW
>X to shoot
>is an avatar an ancient weapon?
>16 CORES WITH A 10 MEG PIPE
>Skyrim meme
Just everything about that video pissed me off
>>334235092
go play it, then we'll talk
>>334234840
Whatever you say, Karl.
