vidya cringe thread
This whole thread
>>334165868
>You share a board with these people
>>334167709
Huuuuhhh? Who promised these idiots skyrim when they bought dark souls.
>>334169817
Didn't Dark Souls release earlier than Skyrim as well?
>>334169921
>>334169583
not just a KH quote, a KH 3D quote
unbelievable
>>334170028
>>334167925
>30 fps is about having class
>>334169680
>you breathe the same air as ecelebs
kill me now famalam
>>334170091
>>334170028
I still dont understand how people took a fetish VN and started to pretend it is some bigger thing about teaching people that we all are disabled and have to improve or some shit.
>>334170212
Part 2
>>334170285
>>334170212
>>334170285
this makes me sad as fuck, I really really really hope more devs don't adapt this "it's fiction who careas lmao" atttitued
>>334170372
When did Autism turn into 'cringe'
>>334167709
>the fun in this game is pretty much like god: not real
maximum fedora
>>334170460
>>334170558
Last one, for 40k fans
>>334170405
Deal with it faggot
>>334169921
>everyone laughing at him
>>334170558
based notch
>>334167709
>>334169817
Look at the dates. Looks like one guy go an "epic troll" idea and made a bunch of Metacritic accounts over a couple of weeks to post his "epic troll" reviews.
>>334170405
The fixed it in a patch.
>>334169583
More like this, stop posting screencaps of PC vs consoles they're not that funny and too long nobody is fucking reading them
>>334170372
Fake and gay. Girls don't even respond to losers on IM.
>>334170640
I hope that heretic gets cancer
>>334170475
Aren't the two terms kind of interchangeable?
>>334170372
Goobergater tries to mend his ways
>>334170558
despite the aspies on here (if they're still butthurt), i fucking love Notch. fills me with warmth and joy to see a neckbeard get so successful from his mothers basement for fucking around making some dumbass game in his basement.
based af t b q h
>>334167856
Ever get that weird feeling after reading/hearing a word so much it starts sounding awkward? It starts feeling... off.Technology
>>334170708
August 24 is the release dat on pc
>>334170640
>>334170372
Fucking jimmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlzWhBvYwg
Might as well post this again
>>334170682
you're everything that's wrong with this board
>>334171053
The trainer having white hair bothers me more than anything else
>>334169921
>>334171129
Every fag acts like this when they know you go on 4chan its like fuck off chill out
>>334170640
Disgraceful
>>334170758
How did they fix it? I don't remember it being changed.
>>334171193
>*dark purple fog surrounding a figure appears in front of you*
>WE PRUNED YOUR ABILITIES
>Dancing Sha of FUCK YOU
>>334171053
>Fus Ro Dah
>a sword slash and not the actual shout
>>334170640
God, what a cunt.
>>334167925
It rarely happens to me but I had a physical reaction to that last sentence.
Holy fuck.
>>334170285
>lol who cares u nerd stfu
People buy Bethesda games...why, exactly? They're fucking shit and these are the types of people behind them.
>>334170951
Kill yourself, Reddit.
>>334170558
>I'm a marginalized trans developer and I think you owe me reparations for having slain me this morn
>>334171249
Do you?
>>334171193
What exactly is this?
>>334167709
I know most of these are ebin trolls but I do know people who have literally described DaS as "Skyrim but not fun"
>>334171153
>you'll never fuck a space nun with your noiseblaster
feels bad man
>>334167856
>>334167925
does this guy think that 60 fps means taking a 30 fps game and playing it at 2x the speed?
Also I'd rather have a drift monster street car than a limo anyday
>>334170640
>Sisters of Battle are fucking great, probably the single most devoted to the Emperor faction in 40K
>"hurr I dun wanna let me have muh special snowflake female spess muhreens"
The Sisters would not stand for such heresy for a fraction of a second.
>>334167925
>that last sentence
oof
>>334170239
That's what happens when you're slowly but surely approaching 3000 threads over at the /vg/.
Even tetris would become a 2deep4u experience.
>>334171452
The only unreasonable thing about this is that he uses Zelda for his insult.
>>334171418
>mfw I used to when I was ultra new a few years ago
not vidya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
>>334171537
I'm not seeing the issue.
>>334171537
The one class any /v/ user could pass with flying colors.
>>334171129
Jesus Christ
>>334171381
It's gotta be a joke, right? I mean, that has to be a /pol/tard.
>>334171537
You could have fun with this if you put enough thought into it.
You could give a presentation on shit like Sprudo or Baneposting
>>334171658
>>334171658
>>334171658
>>334171658
And the prize for most revolting picture in the thread goes to...
>>334170685
>>334171226
Out of billion possible ways of approaching a girl, posting a picture of your new headphones on her wall is one of the stupidest things possible. At least send her a message with the pic if you are so insistent on doing it.Out of vidya cringe, but sanic totally counts
>>334170558
Man,I love Notch
Dude had a good idea, made bank, and quit
I can only dream of doing that
>>334171057
That's called semantic satiation
>>334167925
>people defend having standards this low
>>334167925
Not cringe, but you all are depressing me and I needed some laughs.
>>334171537
>a deals a deal teach
>>334171193
>>334171791
Why would you analyze some shallow comedic meme over any actual meme of great sociological/political influence? Not all memes are comedic 4chan-related macro images, you know.
>>334171452
>comparing hardware to politics in the first line
It's amazing to see Nintendo is Dead posters from almost 30 years ago
>>334172040
What the fuck does "meme" mean now?
>>334171731
>there are no real SJW retards out there, they are all falseflaggers!
>>334171057
"Ffffffffuuunnnnnnn........."
>>334172034
And I bet he thought he was being witty here.
>kirito
>>334172104
>What the fuck does "meme" mean now?
What it always did, retard. I suggest you do some research; how about The Selfish Gene, for starters?
>>334172034
Teemo part ruined it
>>334171432
An actual Blizzard employee responding to a customer's problem. It's quite common, but usually never on that sort of level, especially for a simple "your welcome!"
Most of Blizzard reps have good CS, and will never go beyond "BY THE LIGHT OF ELUNE" when leaving
>>334170640
Imagine this person trying to write a plotline involving Chaos, specifically Slaanesh.
Picture, if you will, their attempt to portray daemonettes.
Visualize in your mind, a Chaos champion mlg noscoping a sexist astartes while telling him to check his privilege.
>>334172104
see >>334172305
"The book also coins the term meme for a unit of human cultural evolution analogous to the gene, suggesting that such "selfish" replication may also model human culture, in a different sense. Memetics has become the subject of many studies since the publication of the book."
Memes were a thing before the internet, fuccboi.
>>334170558
>YOU HURT FEELINGS. GIVE MONEY
No wonder this all these fucks are fucking poor
>>334172104
meme means "something popular which I do not like"
>>334172034
I mean, if you're a lowbie on the totem pole and have a terrible job of listening to internet nerds whine about what color a character is, the least you can do is try to provide yourself some amusement by spicing it up.
>>334172305
A book on evolution by Richard Dawkins? How does this answer my question?
>>334171858
The worse part of this picture is the small pauldrons, it jsut aint right for space marines to have pauldrons that tiny
>>334172457
So, you are stupid AND blind?
>>334172439
>>334172034
>Kirito
>>334172108
Falseflaggers?
>>334172331
That's alot of dicks
Meh
At the very least this he/she/it is making their own game and not bitching endlessly to devs or GW.
Their game will probably never be finished anyways
>>334172574
I did not see his post before I replied to your post. I apologize, please let me suck your dick.
>>334171241
Always a classic
>>334172690
Apology accepted and permission granted.
>>334167793
Friendly reminder most babbies don't even like their new DLC.
>>334172387
It seems kind of nice. Oddly charming, but that did seem overblown.
>>334167856
The guy who ends his retarded rant with a signature is a mongol, who'da thunk.
>>334172621
if white male devs copped the same attitude towards making games of their own vision that conflicts with sjw's they would face backlash
>>334172034
>Wallah
Holy fuck, murricans
>>334171051
they hate him cause they aint him
>>334171241
She is 100% right you know.
First of all, she said video games are for nerds, which they definitely are.
Secondly, she never said she plays video games herself. It's a misunderstanding, all she was saying was "Playing video games? [You are] such a nerd." It's an insult.
Thirdly, it's true, E3 is pretty god damn stupid.
Prepare for ultimate cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiW8I1vlFxM
>>334173043
stop commenting
>>334173127
oh, ok
>>334170460
>EYE: divine cybermancy
>>334171996
The first time I read this I had to roll on the floor for 5 minutes
Always wanted a follow up to this
>>334173112
I dont speak Espanol but that intro was fucking bad
>>334171129
reminds me of someone on my steam friends list. He talks like this most of the time, but I guess it's more reddit tier?
Played dota 2 last night, told teammates he was new to see how they would react. He is actually really bad but that's all I said. Now he is butthurt beyond words.
>>334171791
Spurdo was the first thing that came to mind for me
>>334172621
Some on /tg/, so take that with a giant spoon of salt, claim that she is to blame for Chapter Master getting threats from GW that they will send a Cease&Desist. That once GW shut her down she had a shitfit and demanded they take CM down too.
Some for rage for all the 40k fags ITT
>http://www.themarysue.com/warhammer-40k-gender-representation/
>http://pastebin.com/6akwcrpf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeN18aqbonI&nohtml5=False
>>334173581
>not Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.webm
shame
If I remember he actually did quite well in this competition.
>>334173319
That guy honestly seems a bit unstable. He probably is mentally ill.
>>334173342
Please, do not relate that Español. That's fucking latinamerican spanish, so not real spanish.
>>334170640
Whats the reason you cant pump females up to male mehreen proportions? Geniune Question.
http://youtu.be/iCxoTaQ67Uc
>>334173581
dude dont give a fuck and is obviously got ducats, i envy the guy
>>334173374
TFW 28 years old my steam friends are slavic people in my age group older , they dont even know about memes.
You will never know the fun I have while playing games with people who have a working brain.
We still make jokes but its usually jokes about our jobs or wifes.
>>334167925
I don't know whats worse
That comment or the 3 people who rated it up.
>>334173625
>that
>cringe
That shit's baller
>>334173628
Can't hardly understand a thing that little shitter is saying.
>>334173205
I wanted to post this but my clone got here first
>>334172791
Story? Is there a reason for such negative reviews? Not trying to imply I enjoyed the DLC, haven't even played FO4, it's just a bit unusual seeing mostly everyone shitting on something
>>334173753
Geneseed i think.
Or you can go with the If The Emperor Had a Text To Speech Device explanation
>NO GIRLS ALLOWED. THEY ARE YUCKY
>>334173625
>IM NOT SO GRUMP
Fuckin epic bros
>>334173901
not played ityetbut basically all the shit it adds is lame/mod tier, honestly a lot of it mods have already done better and the creation kit isn't even out yet
>>334173839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4yw5JJaB9M
>>334174045
That's lazy, even for bethesda "hearthfire" standards
![1408631904070_wps_5_ISIS_beheading_video_of_J[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ojG4rpn.jpg "1408631904070_wps_5_ISIS_beheading_video_of_J[1].jpg")
>>334172034
>Wallah!!
>>334173753
Because GW can't be arsed to create a new model line.
Fluff wise Marines are created using geneseed from the Primarchs which were all male. And the Emperor didn't want Marines to replace humanity.
>>334172612
Kek
>>334171996
Fuck the story his favorites bar is what kills me
>>334174248
I can probably tell what thats about and I also don't want to read it either
>>334174248
Holy shit, how mad do you have to be?
>>334167856
Once he got to the point saying xbox one plays most games at 60 fps which is more than ps4 can do the bait becomes obvious. Even if he is deluded enough to think all the previous shit he said no one is actually dumb enough to argue facts.
>>334174248
The best part is that they were just changing the archival system.
>>334171051
>stealing other people's idea and making them better
Living the dream
>>334174248
I've never seen someone this triggered.
Bonus points if her page wasn't removed for that reason
>>334174248
And with that, any chance for her in the working world is ruined. Time for her to consider a childcare job.
>>334174535
that was way before "next gen" consoles were released
>>334174651
>>334174670
HIS page wasn't even removed, they just changed the site's format.
It's fucking amazing,
>>334171858
>brasilianoid comics
>>334174580
That's actually a little chuckle worty
>>334174580
>Chileans in charge of cringe
Shit's hilarious, famalamadingdong
>>334171996
>Films
>>334174580
kek pretty good
>>334171053
>white hair
Triggered.
>>334174907
How do you know they are chileans?
>>334174248
>hey StarCityGames
And that's where I stopped reading. I don't particularly care what somebody who works for one of the primary forces killing MtG has to say.
/thread
>>334172034
>Kirito
I guess this is the part where we are not posting vidya anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPS9Op5dhCw&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vttuonfu2BM&nohtml5=False
"Funny" reviews on Steam
>>334169921
>Buying Guild wars 2 limited edition
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>334171578
>mfw Flo from progressive is in this commercial
>>334175121
I haven't recoiled like that in a while.
>>334171996
I don't get it, what was it implying by failed to send? That he found him?
>>334174164
>>334171241
>stop commenting
fuck I hate stacy
>>334174131
wasn't hearthfire just because console users complained so much about not having mods and the house building one was the biggest one at the time?
>>334170460
I look similar to this guy, and my biography is about the same. Only I'm a 22 year old KV.
Should I just end myself already?
>>334174580
It's been literally just posted
>>334174000
>>334175250
>Install Genoot
>>334175121
This is completely wrong.
It's more like this.
Yes, I'm autistic enough to open up photoshop to fix your image.
>>334171791
>You could give a presentation on shit like Sprudo or Baneposting
and ruin it for us in the process? fuck off
>>334170558
>People actually calling Notch "Takes more vacations than a jamacian" Persson based for deflecting the fact that 90% of the updates at the end of development were all ripped from community mods
>>334175250
>Progressive Commercial
>Flo
>Never sure if I want to fuck her or not
>>334167664
Is there any dorksouls in here? With the 15threads about it every hour it's cringey
>>334171452
>1989
Good to know that nothing has changed.
>>334170460
Typical brit mouth structure.
>>334175472
Wouldn't that be more interlaced than 30fps?
>>334175751
I don't fucking know man, that's just my personal experience with watching 30fps videos of objects that move quickly across the screen.
I like how I don't understand a single of these chatlogs because I am not autistic enough to read the whole thing, to know the people involved or even care enough about stupid shit like that.
>>334175681
look at first post
>>334175749
Honestly, what's up with brits and receding chins?
>>334176168
Genetics.
Kind of like southeast asians and protruding jaws.
>>334175203
did people finally get sick of meme reviews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBPkld826ms
>>334175823
I see what you mean. Yea, 30fps can have the illusion of that sure. It just what a screenshot would look like.
A lot of faggots on today who keep insisting it is fine.
>>334169583
One of my friends used this guy for his senior quote in high school.
>>334175203
>>334174248
>Chosen people
Oy vey!
>>334176303
/v/ the Steam account.
>>334170239
You came for the fetish shit and stayed for the feels, the charred feels.
>>334174248
>he fell for the Holohoax
>>334171241
>where everyone shows off new games
That really doesn't make E3 sound anything more than a bunch of guys in a garage showing off their latest gamestop/steam purchases. He blew it.
>>334170685
It's for the best. That was a fucking autistic way to try to get a girls attention, and hopefully he knows not to do shit like that again. Hell he would have had less embarrassment if he just flat out asked her on a date
>>334176391
>steam reviews
>mfw people are still calling the unfunny joke reviews helpful when there's a """Funny""" vote RIGHT THERE
>mfw greenlight
>>334176303
>cool clock ahme *explodes*
kek
>>334170460
Looks a bit like the grown up angry german kid.
>>334176303
>>334174907
>>334175072
Was wondering too
>>334170239
Well it does have good feels, maybe people confuse feeling something with depth. Could be because most media is pretty uninspired and lifeless.
>>334167709
the only thing I agree with is that stat requirements on weapons is stupid.
>>334171858
Hu3hu3 Comics.
>>334170640
What game is this thing making so I know not to buy it?
>>334172331
story?
>>334177712
Trust me you'll know it when you see it, it's the game with the purple haired female space marine.That's seriously not even an exaggeration
>>334174232
Spess Mehrens are sterile anyways.
>>334177712
>twitter self-proclaimed indie devs
>making games
>>334171053
>poke'mon
>charizard dragon
>white hair
>black nails
F-, see me after class
>>334177971
Oh my god,
>>334171471
I keep seeing this green and yellow symbol everywhere and it's driving me nuts.
What is this?
>>334170212
>>334170285
I really, really, really fucking hate Pete Hines.
Seriously. Who does this. Part of being a writer is having a bit of fucking integrity with your work. Not brushing any old shit off because "the universe doesn't make sense"
>itt
>>334178251
I think it's the symbol for unexperienced drivers in japan
>>334177971
Oh i remenber this one.
>>334178253
They might as well throw in some Harry Potter in the next instalment.
>>334178368
Why is it everywhere.
I swear I saw it in splatoon.
>>334177971
>>334178531
Dunno, japan things.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshinsha_mark
>>334170640
>>334170558
holy shit who is this pathetic.
trannies are mentally ill.
>>334177971
Every time I read this...
Hurts just a bit.
I've got one.
>>334170558
She does have a point. He could do a lot of good with 2 billion
>>334177971
She's not a real lady, ladies don't need to curse
Fuck her, even if she does sound like she has 2 hymens
>>334169583
>the implication that he has a FIRST tattoo
>>334177971
This is an all time Great.
>>334170372
Fake. Came from GameFAQs of all places.
>>334178784
Holy fucking shit.
>>334178253
Pete Hines isn't a writer, he has absolutely nothing to do with game development. Not saying he wasn't being a dipshit, but he's not responsible for the shit writing.
>>334179168
yeah I kinda forgot he's Vice President in my autism spout.
But still. That's a lot of fucking influence and a big role for someone this fucking dumb, and who cares this little.
Does anyone remember this guy? I lost the screencap, someone please post it.
>>334176819
but if a woman had done that all of a sudden it's cool that a woman is interested in someone.
Fuck you
Fuck
You
>>334179303
It's sadly the nature of modern game development. The higher ups are so far removed from the products their company makes that they just don't care, and they don't need to.
>>334170372
>2005 or 2006
>in high school
>see cute girl I have a crush on
>she says "hey want to come to my place to study tonight? My dad is out of town and my mom has a dinner date with her girlfriends."
>it's like a dream come true
>I say yes and pull out a pen and paper and ask her for her address
>she turns and looks at me with this puzzled look
>that's when I see the Bluetooth headset in her ear
>panic and literally turn around and fast walk away
>people would randomly come up to me with pen and paper and ask me for my address the rest of high school
Boy, if I had cyanide on me I would have taken the easy exit
