You went to gamestop.
Will you get something or just go back home and do nothing.
First reply decides.
Buy THe new Barbie game
>>334102721
rob the store at gunpoint with your republican rights
>>334102820
Do you own a WiiU?
>>334103152
nope, I, enraged decide to shoot up the gamestop and rob it
>>334103207
But with what kind of gun?
I don't own a WiiU, sorry.
How about you buy one of the very intriguing dild- i mean VR controllers on the wall? They look very engaging?
>>334103385
One that shoots breadsticks
>>334103385
a mac 10 and molotov, eric would be proud
>>334103385
all of the guns
>>334103385
Blue
>>334103431
Enough carbs to kill lesser men.
What now.
>>334103431
Delicious Breadsticks...
Should I shoot it at myself, or Professor Monkey-For-A-Head?
>>334103721
Open fire.
>>334103721
Hold the qt clerk at gunpoint and ask her for some vidya for your gf.
>>334103721
evoke your bread persona
>>334103721
Check if pockets have spaghetti in them, just to be sure.
>>334103878
That would imply we had a gf.
>>334102721
>>334103721
She still owes us for last night
Demand she fulfill her promises
>>334103721
Buy a used slice of pizza to go with those breadsticks.
>>334103935
Just imply, naturally.There's no gf, anon.
>>334103721
ask to see her kingseeker
>>334103845
You open fire everywhere. Thick greasy sticks fly all over gamestop.
The smell feels right at home.
What now.
OP is a good man, but we're creativelly bankrupt. How sad.
>>334104205
Ask her if she wants some pocket spaghetti.
>>334104205
Grab as many games as you can and run.
>>334104205
you rape her
>>334104205
ask if the store clerk would like the house salad or the caesar salad
>>334104205
rape her
>>334104205
Lick her face clean
>>334104207
Give us a bit, some of us are a bit rusty.
>>334104205
clean the cheesy garlic residue off her cheekwith one of your body parts
>>334104297
This one.
>>334104205
skull fuck her
>>334104367
>some of us are a bit rusty
aren't these going on like every day?
>>334104271
No. I don't want no fucking spaghetti, you crazy fuck!
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By the way should I use that whole system of the highest number reply within 1 minute that other threads use? You guys ok with that?
>>334104205
Bring out the main course: Spaghetti and Meatbomb
>>334104583
Quick, throw some pocket sand to be safe!
>>334104507
Maybe, I don't frequent them all too much. Last one I got involved with was that one with the skeletons about a year or so back. It made no sense, but it was a wild enough ride.
>>334104583
cunt
>>334104507
Usually once or twice every month.
Most of the shitposters clear out after a while.
>>334104583
Ask for a date
>>334104583
offer her some tiramisu as a dessert
>>334104628
>that one with the skeletons
yeah, as I said about every day...
>>334104583
Just do like "first 7" or whatever.
>>334104583
that might work best.
>>334104583
Sure, that's fine. Helps keep a bit of variety instead of whoever is quickest on the posting end.
>>334104583
Call her an unAmerican commie fuck, it's not insanity it's my second amendment rights and they shall not be infringed
>>334104583
So the last reply or the one that most people agree on? I don't really understand.
Ask her what entree she wants, then.
>>334104706
Yeah but that's a different guy
>>334104583
Please do that system, yes
Also>>334104656 has my vote
>>334104583
Ask her what your favorite color is
>>334104583
That would be a good enough method.
>>334104731
Voting for this one.
>>334104706
That's still going?
Jesus.
>>334104625
vote
>>334104583
Rimjob.
>>334104583
Ask if they're hiring.
>>334104656
This
>>334104583
shoot spaghetti at her
>>334104656
A date? Don't make me laugh. Just get out of my shop before I call the cops.
>>334105073
Date the cops instead
>>334105073
drag her to the top of the gamestop building and swat at biplanes
>>334105073
Reveal manly chest
>>334105073
Rape her
>>334105073
but i thought we had something
>>334105073
Kidnap her.
>>334105073
Make her eat breadsticks
>>334105073
POCKET SAND
>>334105073
ask for battletoads
>>334105073
put a donk on it
>>334105073
Make her laugh with a witty joke
>>334105073
load your gun with cum
>>334105218
Gotta go for this.
>>334102721
why do you autists keep making cyoa threads here and not tg or trash
>>334105167
This
SHE HAS A DICK
>>334105073
threaten to deport
>>334105097
this. try and make her jealous while you cuddle and kiss the cops
>>334105218
This
>>334105113
this
>>334105291
>>334105097
These.
>>334105073
Plot twist: you're the owner
>>334105275
no, she has kingseeker frampt
>>334105073
ask for her name and then call her a different name as you say your goodbyes
>>334105073
Grab all the copies of Cooking mama and run
>>334105097
This
>>334105097
>>334105291
You ignore her orders and the police come by.
Extending replies for 2 minutes instead of one. Seems good enough.
>>334105097
This
>>334105558
ask the cop if she comes here often
>>334105558
Ask her what videogames she likes
>>334105558
Slip a breadstick into your pants so it looks like a colossal boner and greet the cop.
>>334105558
put on her cap
>>334105558
Ok, now throw some pocket sand
>>334105558
Steal the cops car and go to McDonald's
>>334105558
Compare guns with the cop and ask if she wants to go have lunch
>>334105612
And then offer her the choice of either the House salad, or the Caesar salad
>>334105558
steal cops hat, proceed with benny hill chase around gamestop
>>334105648
This.
>>334105558
That is no cop. That's some kind of witch with tentacle hair.
>>334105558
She told me to bend over yesterday, I'm still waiting for it.Join us, too
>>334105714
I like this idea.
>>334105558
>>334105648
this
>>334105716
>>334105612
These are good.
>>334105648
>>334105648
The cop is not particularly impressed.
>>334105648
this
>>334105948
Says it only works with a kiss
>>334105948
ask her to "butter" your "bread"
>>334105948
hungry?
>>334105948
ask her if she thinks gamestop grill is cute
>>334105948
seductively play with her hair, ask her to arrest you for being too handsome
>>334105648
this one
>>334105840
>>334105948
Ask her if she wants a free breadstick, and if she does, then she has to go on a date with you.
>>334105948
Ask to be sent to the all female prison
>>334105948
Bend the cop lady over and pork her with your bread
>>334105948
Do a handstand
>>334106091
This. Cops legit love breadsticks.
>>334105948
Go home and play video games.
>>334106017
This
>>334105948
crab walk a lap around the store
>>334105948
Ask what kind of breadstick gun she's packing
>>334106152
when she needs to
>>334106091
this i guess
>>334106038
Stop wasting my time with silly questions!
Are you the crazy kid throwing around breadsticks?
>>334106441
Mom's breadsticks begin to spill out of your pockets.
>>334106441
rape her
>>334106441
stuff your dick in her mouth
>>334106441
No, I'm shooting breadsticks
Want one? I have some raisin bullets around here too.
>>334106441
"Yes. Do you want one?"
>>334106441
Say "I'm too sexy to commit any sort of crime."
>>334106441
>that blush
she obvious likes the gamestop grill
keep asking
>>334106441
You bet Succubusmom's tasty-ass dick I am.
>>334106441
No but I am sure I can help you find him. Then proceed to strike a dramatic and sexy pose
>>334106441
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>334106441
Immediately get confrontational and shout "WHAT IF I AM?"
Women like that sort of thing.
>>334106509
AW FUCK
>>334106509
welp.
>>334106017
This
>>334106582
This
>>334106441
Give the gun to anon say it was him and then arrest him impressing the cop.
Ask the cop out on a date again.
>>334106441
Ask her again, harder
>>334106441
But why is she blushing though
Strip
>>334106518
what the fuck
>>334106441
>>334106509
...WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY "STUFF YOUR BREADSTICK GUN IN HER MOUTH AND UNLOAD."?
>>334106441
[x] Genuflect
>>334106441
Reveal you secret Identity.
You are Batman.
>>334106672
This desu senpai.
>>334106441
Well, gamestop grill's not as cute as you. Let's go share some breadsticks at your place,
>>334106672
Why would we want him to impress the cop?
>>334106441
Ask her out
>>334106441
>that blushing
that's a yes
>>334106801
breadstick in vagina :DDDD
>>334106518
This is going straight to the "Good shit" folder
>>334106441
Smell her hair
promise to set her up with gamestop girl on a date if she lets us off the hook.
>>334106509
...What are you doing?
https://my.mixtape.moe/pylpyn.png
>>334106441
try to set the cop and gamestop girl up for a date
>>334106980
Stuffing my dick in your mouth.
>>334106980
threesome with her and gamestop grill commence.
>>334106980
oh boy here we go
>>334106980
>implying the dick is that big
>>334106980
Oh no, my bread stick has turned into a dick and can only be changed back with cop saliva! Don't you feel sympathy for this poor bread stick?
>>334106980
Yell "BAZINGA" and proceed to violently force dick down throat.
>>334107046
YES DO IT
>>334106980
suck my dick and I'll give you her number
>>334106980
Kiss it all better with gamestop girl
>>334106980
>those lips
>>334106980
SURPRISE, IT'S A BALLOON
>>334107094
yes
>>334106980
Ask her if that's the "breadstick" she's looking for, then poke her lips with it
>>334106980
Tell her you are actually Vegan.
>>334106980
Suddenly her tits are too big for her shirt
>>334106980
Show her your breadstick gun as well.
If you're going to go to jail you might as well go full rapist.
>>334106980
Jam it in her haid
>>334107163
THIS
>>334106980
>https://my.mixtape.moe/pylpyn.png
>seeing the cop sucking you off, the cashier becomes aroused and starts masturbating
>>334106980
touch her big dick
>>334106980
Stuff pocket spaghetti from the Gamestop Girl Ch. 1 and force it down with that phallic square.
>>334106980
Start rubbing a bread stick on her face, spreading garlic butter all over her
>>334107246
>>334107163
YES YES YES
>>334107249
Every time. I love it.
>>334107246
dis
>>334107249
Why do you faggots always devolve down to dicks?
What a strange intro for an olive garden commercial
>>334107249
Too late fag
>>334107410
I bet youre a literal faggot
>>334107246
Do this OP
>>334107410
>>334107426
D-Don't reply to him ples
>>334107512
>wanting a dick on every living being
>calling me a faggot
Bet you want to suck that shit and you think futa isn't gay. Fuck outta here, loser.
>>334107109
I'm not sucking your dick because I want to or anything!
https://my.mixtape.moe/rubrqj.png
>>334107580
There is nothing gay about sucking dicks.
>>334107249
Change it to THICK hips
>>334107410
>TFW we never finished the Castlevania Princess thread
>TFWNo gargantuan whale tits on our Succubus Stand Mom full of succulent milk
>>334107586
Hot damn
>>334107586
>https://my.mixtape.moe/rubrqj.png
Star sucking her dick
>>334107586
Wake up.
>>334107586
Now let her rub her big dick on our leg while she sucks our big dick.
>>334107586
Headpat her
>>334107586
ask the cashier to join in
>>334107586
Continue firing breadsticks at the gamestop clerk as an apology for earlier
>>334107586
Now call more police
>>334107659
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>334107586
Offer her your strongest potions.
>>334107586
Good. Put my dick away and go shitpost on the chon because i aint devoling into a normie. Also she will arrest me after this so jet it
>>334107619
dis
>>334107586
cut away to gamestop cashier
>>334107586
Come onnn, tits grow bigger than her head
>>334107586
As it turns out, wejizz breadsticks.
Proceed to the aftermath.
>>334107586
THAT TOOTH IS GONNA CUT MY DICK OPEN STOP
>>334107586
she starts to mastrubate her big thick dick
>>334107586
Grab breadstick gun, shove barrel to temple and say, "Shut up, bitch."
Cashier breaks down crying.
>>334107659
>>334107586
Ask Gamestop employee if she wants to join in.
>>334107586
Invite gamestop grill to the party
>>334107586
Offer the Game Stop Girl to lick her for a Threesome
>>334107659
too real
just before >>334107689 too
>>334107659
This
>>334107659
NO
FUCK YOU
>>334107629
That thread was fucking gold. Quality fell a little after the ejaculation decapitation, though.
>>334107586
Technically,
>>334107619
was first.
Show us them THICK AS FUCK hips.
>>334107586
Your breasts look cold, put my hot cock in your cleavage and rub them on it.
>>334107619
do eet but well proportioned
>>334107586
reposting because why not
>seeing the cop sucking you off, the cashier becomes aroused and starts masturbating
>>334107659
You grab the brush and put a little makeup.
>>334107619
this
>>334107659
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>334107972
And now you run out of Gamestop!
>>334107972
End self
>>334107972
Time to go to work at gamestop I guess
>>334107972
say a little prayer for (You)and go back to sleep
>>334108024
This
>>334107972
Ask the cashier if she wants to go on a date now.
>>334107972
Open the oven and do a little bakeup
>>334107972
Say a lil' prayer for the qt cop.
>>334107972
Put on some cute panties and a skirt
>>334107972
then you lick the police officer puss puss
>>334107972
a nignog appears out of fcukin nowhere
>>334107972
Damnit OP.
We're still in the Gamestop.
NowJizz breadsticks down her throat.
>>334107972
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
>>334107972
Now re-enact Rocky Horror
>>334107972
The cop is still there, you didn't wake up
>>334107972
Run to the gamestop and find out that your dream was predicting the future!
>>334108031
This
>>334107972
Suddenly you find a cop that looks exactly like the one in your dreams nearby outside
>>334107972
HIDE THE SCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKEUP
>>334107972
masturbate to the dream you had, make it your goal to find the cop and the cashier and have a threesome with them
>>334108031
>put on wig and go to game stop
DO THIS
>>334107972
get mad at Ippo's giant elephant dick
>>334107972
>you realized that it wasnt your make up, it was the cop that had spent the night with you
w-where's the vidya at
>>334107972
Look down at your huge tits.
>>334107972
Go to work at Gamestop, dont wear any pants.
