LESS THAN 1 HOUR. THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
>>333988105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
TAKE THAT DUMP NOW BOYS
IT BEGINS
Final boss is the undead player in DS1
>>333988105
>>333988105
>LESS THAN 1 HOUR
Fuck you, still havent gotten it yet
Less than an hour to go and nothing
I can't lads
I can't do it anymore
>MANIC SCREAMINGin excitement
LETS GO
MY BALLS ARE SO WET
>>333988350
>>333988362
git gud at life poorfags
Hands are sweaty
>>333988350
>>333988362
>gotta go to work in one hour for rest of day
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333988362
Why would you preorder from a company called '123playgame'? Sounds like an asian guy selling bootlegged console trash from the back of his truck.
>>333988105
FUCK KINGUIN
CANNOT GET REFUND AND THEY WILL DELIVER KEYS IN 12 HOURS
>>333988773
It's just the game of the vendor, was the cheapest one going on Kinguin
Can I just say that every Anon that said "GMG won't give you the pre-load! I know because reasons!" can suck on Phil Fish's dick and choke on it.
I HAVE A 200 WORD ESSAY DUE BY FRIDAY
>>333988827
Source?
>>333988973
>>333988704
AHAHAHA WAGESLAVE.
>poorfags eating shit for pirating off of a literally who site
>>333989071
talking to a rep in livechat
they might actually do it since i bought it yesterday
WISH ME LUCK BROS
>>333989040
>200
um
this is my first dark souls game, what the hell am i in for?
>>333989232
memes and artificial difficulty
>booked tomorrow off
IM FUCKING READY LADS
>KINGUIN CUSTOMER SUPPORT SAID IT COULD TAKE UP TO 6AM FOR KEYS TO BE DELIVERED
>KINGUIN CUSTOMER SUPPORT SAID IT COULD TAKE UP TO 6AM FOR KEYS TO BE DELIVERED
>KINGUIN CUSTOMER SUPPORT SAID IT COULD TAKE UP TO 6AM FOR KEYS TO BE DELIVERED
>KINGUIN CUSTOMER SUPPORT SAID IT COULD TAKE UP TO 6AM FOR KEYS TO BE DELIVERED
>KINGUIN CUSTOMER SUPPORT SAID IT COULD TAKE UP TO 6AM FOR KEYS TO BE DELIVERED
40
FUCKING
MINUTES
>Don't start my new job until Wednesday at 11 am
>Preloaded it on my Xbox One
>Will have all night and day to play it until I go to new job
Life is good.
How long does it usually take for cracks of games like this to get out? How long did MGSV take?
>>333989232
Traps
A shit-ton of traps
Be observant, not stupid
>>333989381
is that you in the picture, anon? o.o
>>333989291
POOR-CHINGCHONGPINGPONG-FAGS BTFO
COMPLETELY
IRREVERENTLY
BLOWN
THE
FUCKmade you look :^)
>>333989430
fuck off faggot
>>333988937
Uh, maybe don't buy from the cheapest seller on a shady key-trading website?
>>333989165
Link to livechat? Can't seem to find it anywhere
>>333989291
brb, killing myself
This game isn't out until tomorrow the 12th lol
You idiots
>>333989291
kek
>>333988704
everyone laugh at the wageslave
>>333989381
Wait...it unlocks in an hour for all consoles? I thought it was just PC.
I might download it real quick on PS4 if thats the case.
>>333989498
But the game has enemies set up to gank you if you don't use your eyes or react
That is a trap, no?
Also literal traps such as rolling boulders
Is there a timezone that unlocks earlier that we can VPN into
>gave up on the series and the company after the disaster that was the creation of DSII and the subsequent re-selling of the same game
>haven't followed much of anything about DSIII aside from a few minor things I've seen in a thread or two
>no interest or concern for the game
Feels surprisingly good, man.
>>333989668
>consoles
>>333989291
>>333989571
So have we learned a valuable lesson today?
After 1 hour it will start saying "XX minutes left" that updates every minute.
So when Steam says 1 hour, it means approximately 2 hours.
I bet you cucks are gonna' start shitposting at 6PM EST about not having the game available yet.
>>333988105
>They didn't import the jap version and haven't already seen everything
HAS GMG KEYS BEEN GIVEN OUT YET?
>tfw mommy won't give me money
rreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>333989812
I think you have it switched.
IIRC, if Steam says it's 2 hours away, that means it's 2 hours and some amount of minutes away.
>>333989735
I doubt it, although I'm unsure myself.
>>333989776
but you just totally had to tell everyone how little you care :^)
>mfw taking a week off work just for this
>midnight release
>need to be up at 7
why
>>333989776
isn't there a mcdonald's you should be at loudly talking about why no-one should buy the food?
>>333989291
I got mine from kinguin 5 hours ago..
>>333988105
IS THIS FUCKING GOOD ON PC OR DO THE PC CONTROLS STILL SUCK? CONSOLE OR PC?
>leaving for Basic Training in a month
>AIT for six months after that
>then god knows where
This is going to be the last game I get to enjoy for a while.
>>333990351
IT'S GREAT ON PC YOU FUCKING NIGGER STOP SHOUTING
>>333990351
>get controller for pc
>have same controls as console with better graffix
If i die to a retarded animeposter i will off myself
>>333990351
>not just using a controller for PC Souls
>>333990461
I tried to cancel, but nothing happened.
Is it safe to buy it from another site now?
>>333990492
im cuming for you anon.
>>333990351
people play it fine with keyboard controls
though I'll never understand how
>>333989040
I could write a 200 word essay in the time it takes to take a shit. So, use poo breaks effectively.
>>333990351
the only difference between the two is 60fps if you have a good graphics card (otherwise 30-40fps) vs 30fps on console and some barely noticeable differences in resolution/anti-aliasing
>>333989428
SOMEONE ANSWER PLS
>>333990351
Controls are irrelevant because you can use controllers on PC...do some people actually not know this? or is this some odd form of bait?
>>333989040
>200 word essay
>Due Friday
How's elementary school working for you Timmy?
>>333990543
>cancelling a preorder an hour before a release
you deserve those double charges.
>>333989548
okay, they told me that they cannot access the keys until the game unlocks and that theyll send them out as soon as they become available
>>333989040
>>333989192
>>333990594
>>333990747
>taking the overly obvious bait
good job lads
>>333989040
>50 word essay by the next hour
>>333990905
>Anon jumps in to the abyss
M/KB OR 360 CONTROLLER?
>>333990986
>filename
>>333989515
Kinguin isn't shady at all
Who wants dark souls 3?
>>333991026
steam controller
>>333990950
That's some shitty bait considering elementary kids actually do, do 200 word essays, faggot.
Anyone else feel like steam is fucking with us and it won't get released until tomorrow?
>>333991026PS4
>>333990607
>>333989428
>playing a game with multiplayer as its core feature
>offline because you didnt buy it
>>333991120
It is already tomorrow.
>>333988317
I like how people think people give a shit about spoilers for games like this.
>>333988105
just got home from work. starting the preload and it needs 2 fucking hours.
>>333991095
>elementary school kids posting in a dark souls 3 thread about their homework
Nigger you best not be for real. Kids browse this shitty website but that anon is at least 20.
>13 minutes left
Soon.jpg
>>333991218
Then doesn't that make it today?
>>333991085
not me
>>333991342
Yes.
>>333991321
Learn to count
>>333990806
Alright, thanks anon
>>333988350
>>333988362
Shouldve gone GK2A. I got mine 2 minutes after ordering
>>333991198
>multiplayer as its core feature
I'M SO READY
2
0
M
I
N
U
T
E
S
>20 minutes
>Tfw I have to go to work soonHave fun with dark souls 3, /v/
>>333991273
nice
think it took about 20m to download for me
>>333991446
It's a core feature whether or not you like it
What do you guys think? Get it on Steam or console?
I meet the minimum requirements but I'm worried it'll run even worse than Xbone
How long does the decryption take?
>>333991446
the multiplayer is one of the biggest parts of the game anon, always has been
Still can't decide between full strength or full Dex. What should I roll as, /v/
What Covenant is everyone joining?
>Sunbro for life
WHO /POSTPONEDKILLINGTHEMSELVESTOPLAYDAS3/ HERE?
>>333991428
That pic was made 25+ minutes ago. Took a shit and had a shower since then
>>333991692
20-30 minutes
POST YOUR PRE-MARATHON MEAL. JUST GOT HOME WITH LITTLE CAESARS
>>333991725
This is the only thing I have been looking forward to for a while.
>>333991695
str, always ALWAYS beats dex.
>>333991725
Sort of I guess, I refuse to die before Butterlord comes out and I realize how shit it is.
>take transit for 1.5hr
>show up to work
>realize I wasn't scheduled when I get to work
>check schedule at work
>mfw I'm working tomorrow morning, 12 hr shift
>>333991695
STR all day erry day.
Dexfags will never know the joys of pancaking fools with a 12 foot sword.
>>333991725
Represent
>>333991776
nacho plate here
>>333991776
>little caesars
You had one fucking job
CAN YOU FUCKING HANDLE IT?
>>333991692
Depends on whether or not you hire Jews to do it for you.
>>333991776
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS FUCKING 22:44
I
FORGOT
TO
GET
FOOD
>>333991824
So get your ass home and play all night nigger
WHERE DO I FIND RED EYE ORBS
I WANT TO INVADE AS _EARLY_ AS POSSIBLE
>>333990118
>a week
why? The game is short.
>>333991776
>being outside 15 minutes before dark souls 3
SHIT ANON WHAT IF YOU DIED OR SOMETHING
You guys know the way Steam works when it says 1 hour left it means 2 hours right?
You guys arent this stupid right this isnt your first preloads
>>333991947
GONNA HAVE TO SKIP A MEAL M8
>>333991824
sleep is for faygelords
Is Sony still fucking charging PS+ for online? Or can I actually play online with this game?
>>333991968
check your anus you dirty dirty lil boy ;)
>>333991968
DROPPED BY DICKWRAITHS IN THE SWAMP
Someone please buy me this game!
I'm waiting to get paid but it's gonna be by the end of the month.. I can't take not playing this for so long :\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQWwYdcdRE
check out this video dudes!
>>333992017
LMAO DUDE
>>333992017
http://steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/365163686036435407/
>>333991705
>can be a sunbro
>Invades grant sunlight medals
>Always paired with another invader
Yes please
WHO /GOING IN BLIND/ HERE ?
>>333992105
sent ;)
Should I buy this game? Can you get 300+ hours out of it? I haven't bought a game for $60 since like 2009 and I don't know shit about Dark Souls.
>>333991776
looks delish. have a good one.
>>333992134
Oh shit, his entire head came off.
Didnt know rhinos did that to their young
>>333991776
>don't even cook the pizza
>don't even deliver the pizza
>little Caesars
I have never played a souls game ever
and I just got ds3
what am I in for
Yo, I'm from Spain. Why does it come out at my 00:00? I thought you americans ruled the international schedules
Oh shit I am getting hyped.
I didn't want to.
>>333992207
I have 200+ hours in each title in the franchise.
>>333992207
Sure, go ahead. It's fun once you get the hang of it. Prepare for frustration, though
>>333991951
EB Games told me theres no way they can let me pick up the game, so I have to wait until after work tomorrow. I feel like shite
>>333992270
It's UTC. Universal.
T W E L V E M I N U T E S
>>333992207
Buy DaS1 first for like $10 and see if you like it.
>>333991770
Awesome, gonna do a quick work out and play without waiting
>>333991626
pls help
>>333992268
being a faggot who reads a guide
>>333992039
>paying to host your own games
>>333992207
Buy it off a cdkey site, you should only have to pay about 48 bucks.
>>333992207
Pirate das1 and check it out for yourself
I love it but I can't tell you if you are going to love it.
>tfw you fell for the Kinguin meme
You win this round Steam buyers...enjoy it while it lasts
>>333992357
Like dying a lot? The combat just looks like a lot of rolling...I don't know what to do. I just want to block things and slay shit with a big sword.
why does it come out 6 HOURS BEFORE I can get it on console
10 mins u fukos
>>333992427
it's well opped, you should be fine on PC
WHO /NOTSTUDYINGINFAVOROFDS3/ HERE?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS HYPE LAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOING IN BLIND DON'T KNOW A THING CAN'T WAIT WON'T WAIT MIGHT WAIT
>>333991776
Whys there so little cheese on this thing, is it deliberate or is this what this chain does with all of their orders?
>>333989668
>consolecucks
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
10 MINUTES LEFT
I AM SO FUCKING HAAAAAAAAAAAARD RIGHT NOW
>>333992039
Is this just bait or am I way out of the loop?
I thought the main thing that Sonyggers bragged about was that they weren't stupid enough to buy a system that charges for online? When did that change?
10 MINUTES
I REPEAT
THIS IS
NOT
O
T
A DRILL
>>333991947
>not ordering pizza
get fucked loser
>>333991626
>550 TI
Console
2min left for preload gais
>>333992568
My fellow procrastinating nigga.
>>333992568
WHO /NOTINSCHOOLBECAUSEYOURENOTANUNDERAGECHILD/ HERE?
Speedy question boys. Will it be moddable?
THIS BETTER BE THE BEST GAME EVER LAAAAAA
>>333992673
thank mr spooligan
>>333991776
my meatball marinara digiorno just got out of the oven
>>333992625
Now guys we're gonna start chanting SUPERHOT...I mean DARK SOULS 3, who's with me
DARK SOULS 3
DARK SOULS 3
DARK SOULS 3
>>333992764
>what is college
SOMEONE PLEASE POST THE CLASSES SHEET, PLEASE
>>333992773
the guy from the cover is final boss
inb4 servers crash instantly and nothing works for at least 16 hours
>>333992769
Yes but don't expect much
>>333991947
Cut off one of your limbs, I'd start with the legs since let's be honest you don't really need those.
>>333992530
if you really never played a souls game, you're going to die a lot definitely. There are all kinds of big ass swords, big ass hammers, big ass clubs, big ass shits. go ham bro
GUYS WHAT BUILD SHOULD I GO
SHOULD I GO FAITH AGAIN
HOLY SHIT I'M SO HYPED
ITS ALMOST TIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4vLEBxIo4&nohtml5=False
>>333992268
fun
>>333992764
>school
Nigga people can be studying till they're like 30, and even beyond that. If you don't wanna work the same job your whole life, you study.
>>333992810
DARK SOULS2
DARK SOULS2
DARK SOULS2
...wait I fucked it up
>>333991626
Anything below 750 ti is probably not a good idea.
IT
IS
FUCKING
HAPPENING
>>333992817
>college isnt daycare
IT'S OUT
>>333992818
GO WARRIOR OR GO HOME FAGGOT
>>333992875
It already looks good, i'm just hoping for a chance to re-texture some things.
>>333992769
Every game that doesn't require an internet connection is moddable, the only question is whether people care enough to build a community and make content.
Which is definitely a yes for any DaS game.
>>333991968
Talk to Guy that appears by the big throne, he'll give you cracked red eye orbs, use em then come back and he'll tell you to go kill a dark wraith at the bottom of an elevator which drops the red eye orb for unlimited invasions.
>>333992818
>>333992818
Here you go senpai
Where is my torrent reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>333990118
autism
>>333991198
>multiplayer as it's core feature
![IMG_20160411_175231[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cZlPgMO.jpg "IMG_20160411_175231[1].jpg")
I'M READY
LET IT BEGIN
>>333992817
a waste of money
Should I get this game if I haven't played any other souls games before or will I be totally lost
>>333993015
rerolling for deprived
Preload finishes in 5 minutes
Game unlocks in 7
I ejaculate in 15
>>333992953
It is but you still study for it
can't play for another 2 days..
mfw ds3 comes out in the busiets week of the year
What's optimal for going all magic?
What are the soft caps on INT/FAI/ATT? Putting 40 in all of them points to Sorc, but I don't know how ideal that is.
Are you guys sure it doesn't come out at 4pm?
>>333988105
THE HYPE? I CAN'T TAKE IT! MNYAAAHAHAAAA
>>333992884
STRENGTH
IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
>IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
>IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
>IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
>IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
IT'S UP RESTART STEAM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>333993060
You won't be lost. Time is weird so it doesn't really matter what order you play them in
>>333993017
there is one on kat
>>333993060
shut up its almost game time
Enjoy guys...
>tfw bought deluxe edition for $36
WHO PIRATE HERE???
WILL WE BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH DAY ONE PATCH ANY TIME SOON?
FUCKING GIVING BANDAI MONEY, YOU SHOULD ALL KILL YOURSELVES.
>>333993083
>8 minutes to cum
pft WHAT A LOSER
HEY GUISE
GUISE
LOOK AT THIS ____LOSER____
FIVE MINUTES
>FIVE MINUTES
FIVE MINUTES
>FIVE MINUTES
FIVE MINUTES
>FIVE MINUTES
FIVE MINUTES
CONGRATULATIONS!
IF YOU ARE READING THIS MESSAGE IT MEANS THAT *YOU* SURVIVED LONG ENOUGH TO ENJOY THE LAST DARK SOULS GAME.
POUR ONE OUT FOR EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T.
>tfw starting work in 1 hour
a-at least it'll be ready when I get home
4 MINUTES
M
I
N
U
T
E
S
>>333993189
I've seen one without crack and 90% leechers. Dont know if I should wait or dl that.
>>333993231
>2016
>physical copies
Get bodied need lmao
>tags: dating sim
ITS LOADING NIGGAS
But what if it's actually another hour, what will you do then?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4 M I N U T E S
>>333993339
Don't make me sad anon, not now :'(
>>333993307
>I'm too afraid of being invaded
TFW HAVE TO WAIT EXTRA FOR CRACK
FUG
>>333993339
F
Is it based on whatever time zone you're in when they actually release it retail, or is it based on a specific time zone?
>>333993381
>click +
>Memes
who dating sim memes here
>>333993429
STOP CHEATING
How does preloading work? Are we still going to have to install the game or will it be runnable from the get-go?
3 MINUTES
M
I
N
U
T
E
S
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>333993339
;_;7
IT'S GOING TO BE SHIT THEN YOU'RE ALL GOING TO COMPLAIN IN A FEW DAYS HAHAHAHAHA
>POST YFW 1 MINUTE
1 FUCKING MINUTE
STRAP THE FUCK IN
>>333993504
Retail is local midnight
>>333991198
The Division threads are that way----->
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TzUNti3rY
I CANT RUN IT I WILL KILL MYSELF TODAY
