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Ventin bout ds3
2016-04-11 04:51:02 Post No. 333912463
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Ventin bout ds3
Anonymous
2016-04-11 04:51:02
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Aight so im gonna vent a little. What the fuck is up with this release date? not only do we get dark souls 3 20+days after japan gets it, but we also get it near the end of the day. it's twelve fucking thirty eight right now, and i was readier than a motherfucker to get my soul on. get in there, sorcerer shit up, zap some niggas with a soul arrow. shove a soul greatsword up their ass sideways. i was sitting there at 11:50 spongebobbin like a crackhead. IM READY, IM READY, IM READY, IM READY! 12:00 hits. it's april 11....AND THE FUCKING GAME STILL HASN'T BEEN RELEASED! now im thinking to myself, anon, Don't get so excited, get your chill back, steam probably hasn't updooted yet. just refresh the page. Refresh. nope, still says not released. Aight, i gotta wait a few minutes. ima shit, piss, and shower, then come back. 20 minutes later...nope. AIGHT, That's whats up. lemme check the store page. Release date: April 11. Check the phone, see the date "april 11". look back at page "the game will release in approximately 18 hours.".... EIGHTEEN FUCKING HOURS? WHY? Maaaaaan you must be trying to give those gooks as big of a head start as you possibly can. ima go to sleep, wake up, see that the release day has changed to april 11 11:59:59 pm. some bullshit right here man. gotta make up for them small asian dicks by getting all the best shit before everybody else. bet one of them completed ng+7 by now. im gonna go in there, enter the first pvpable area, and meet XxxchingchongshunghwalongtangdogfriedricexxX with his +15 darkmoon uchigatana and maxed out ornstien set, invading like "OOOOOOOOOOOH, U AMELICAN COME TO LOOOOOOOOOONG PAHT OF GAME. Give you numbah five with side of honorable death by superior japanese katana."
