>he doesn't main Bayonetta in Sm4sh
>>333909082
>He pays DLC.
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>He spent all this time learning to main Bayonetta for tourneys in his region
>He lives in Spain
The game is basically P2W. Just buy Bayonetta goy, easy wins
I play smash 4 exclusively on the gamepad so I don't want to worry about going bananas on it by accident.
>>333909082
I kinda got burned out on Sm4sh before she even came out. I used to main Luigi, but from what I heard, he got nerfed to hell a while back.
I would but the fags in my country banned her. We deserve all the bad things we go through.
>>333909449
Really? When I played it a coupleupdatesago Luigi raped me badly online.
>>333909082
>playing smash bore
>Changing mains
>Not being loyal
The highest she's placed at anything that matters is 8th. Mewtwo has better results than that
She isn't OP
Your just bad
>>333909618
He's not bad from what I understand, but now he's pretty mid-tier, and that's quite the drop considering that he was once a contender for top 5.
>mfw my girl Zelda is bottom tier
How do I cope with these feels?I play for fun with a couple friends but always out of habit pick her at least once, then usually proceed to get curbstomped.
>>333910437
It really sucks that Zelda is low tier in every Smash game. She had a fleeting moment of being good in Project M, but then she was nerfed and she's near bottom tier for the final release. However, at least she still has the best move in the gamedown-B
>>333910437
what's there to cope with? Just zelda being shit as usual
>>333910656
Crap, I just realized that joke doesn't work in Sm4sh.
>>333910656
At least the heel is kinda good. Right?;_;
>>333910692
Do not, I repeat, do NOT bully the Zelda.
No. I don't like Bayo because I only ever see people doing the one combo with her, despite there being other cool shit with her.
MONADO BOYS FOR LIFE, BRUH
>>333913097
>Still no major changes apllied to Shuruku.
>>333909804
And check it out, this strat is why they're in Loser's Bracket. What's the problem again?
>Wanted Bayo since very early on
>Always in my roster in rosterfag threads
>Number one aside from the impossible bear and bird
>Will main regardless of how she is, just like I did Mewtwo in Melee
>Smash 4 comes out, nothing but that's ok, didn't expect much
>Pretty fun, might actually try to gitgud
>Bayo gets announced
>Scream like little girl
>Mfw the Smash community is having a multiple week spanning temper tantrum over her
>When she's brand new and balance patches are confirmed to still be happening
Nothing has turned me off of a competitive scene so quickly.
>>333913097
>>333913862
Shulk ditto's are really fun when they don't just mirror Monado arts. When I go into Speed and you go into Speed right after me, neither one of us is technically in Speed.
literally no other bowserjr mains but me. the fuck man
>>333916231
Yes, people do main baby cuck... you're not a special snowflake.
>>333916060
she doesn't fit the theme of the game at all
>>333916231
Shit character for shit people.
>>333916534
What is Snake
What is Marth and Roy in Melee
What is Shulk
Surprised she isn't banned yet
>>333916707
none of those characters have sex appeal as a main design point
>>333916764
ZSS does.
>>333916707
Not him but snake was the only bizarre one added, and was a fun exception. Bayonetta was obviously added due to her second game's situation
>>333909082
>He has honour and integrity and is always 3 steps aheadI'm not even European, I just spell honour like that impulsively. I also put lines on my sevens.
why would you main a character thats soon to be banned?
>>333916764
Nah. After the DLC choices I've seen, nothing is off the table anymore.
>>333916914
>I also put lines on my sevens.
You too?
>>333917047
I started doing it in 3rd grade to spite my teacher and the habit stuck.
>>333916795
Thanks to the fandom
>>333916948
because only an autistic manchild would play a party game competitively and actually abide by a banlist
so, yeah, bayonetta or whatever... but can anybody name some really good lollipops? i'm talking gourmet stuff that quentin tarentino's character in pulp fiction would buy
>>333917190
Better alert Smash boards about that claim. I think they wold like to know your amazing discovery.
>Everyone online picking Cloud or Bayo when i pick G&W
How do i even succeed
>>333916113
>Muhnados feud.
>"I see you're trying to monado smash me, monado shield myself against that son."
>>333917624
>Oh shit I spilled my wine on the couch
>Better mop it up with this fucking Sonic the Hedgehog 2 case
i am kill
>giving a fuck about how good or bad Bayonetta is
>not just being glad Bayo is in because she's from games that are much better than Sh4sh and it'll fuel /ss/ art with her
>>333909348
>He lives in one of the two regions of Spain where they decided to ignore the retarded community
>>333909082
>he buys his wins
>>333910432
>he was once a contender for top 5
>luigi
oh you
Bayo should probably be nerfed, but I kind of like how she's the gatekeeper of bad players. I've seen top players dominate Bayo players, even good Bayo players. But Bayo is really good at shitting over people who don't know the match up. There's not really a character in Smash 4 that can just completely obliterate low level players like her. And maybe that's actually a problem, at least with Sakurai's philosophy. Should probably get a patch out soon.
post'em
I only serve the king
Why not just get good? She's not broken, you just need to improve.
>maining
>>333909804
Sonic is just an obnoxious character to watch. He's not fun to play with or against. It's about as fun as witnessing wobbling.
