The last video game character you played as has to defend you in a court of law.
The charges against you being the last crime you committed in a video game. (theft, murder, etc.)
How do you plea, /v/?
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>>333880712
>My client pleads not guilty by reason of insanity, your honor. They looked like monsters to him.
>Jimmy from the new payday update
>Breaking and entering into a government funded facility and stealing an EMP bomb, featuring the use thermite.
Fuck
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>Your honor, my client couldn't have killed those 46 russians that night, because it was actually the work of the Miami Mutilator!
>>333880712
>Your Honor, my client is innocent of murder. How can a perfect specimen of a man lower himself to do such a barbaric crime?
It was in service to the Emperor.
I N N O C E N T
>>333880712
What are the odds.
>Miles Edgeworth
Ha. Does killing hollows in DS2 count as murder?
>silent protagonist
FUCK
>>333881824
>protagonist that just coughs up blood from time to time
damnit
>>333881815
they're dead/undead, so I guess it's desecrating bodies, or whatever legal definition you could call it
>rampant friendly homicide
Well, they were on the battlefield so, guess I'm innocent
>>333881687
But he would only win if you were actually innocent, so this doesn't help you much.
>>333880712
Crimes
>Massive theft
>Sabotage
>slaughtering authorithy and innocent people
>poisoning drinkinngs
Plea
>Going against the Empress will is high treason ,Corvo,get ready
>it was impossible not to feel sorry for anon. he'd hung all his hopes and loaded his future onto a sinking ship. I couldn't even save myself from drowning, all I could do was earn us both an express trip to the bottom.
>>333882131
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>>333880712
>A silent MMO Character
>Went inside an secret soviet abandoned bunker lab in Transylavnia to kill a prototype of super human made with occultism, science and vampires
Well, fuck.
>It was a fucking giant scorpion that tried to kill him first
>>333882763
Objection!
Your honor, the victim clearly meant no harm to the defendant, he was just a very quiet talker!
>>333881824
>>333881886
>They just blankly/hatefully stare at the judge and jury
Innocent by order of confused intimidation
>Not guilty
>Guilty
>Guilty?
>Not guilty but actually guilty
Just fucking kill me.
>>333880712
>War Crimes against demons
I think I'm good
>>333883357
More like
Guilty [sarcastic]
Guilty?
Guilty
Not guilty but actually guilty
I'm going to say not guilty right now but what I mean is I'm going to come back and say guilty
>>333883357
HATE COURT
>Lifeweb
>Playing as Baron
>Fucked one of my men
>Made him my wife thanks to the Bishop
>Made everyone in the fortress my sons and daughters
>Everyone fucking each others left and right
>Drugs slathered all across my throne room
>Cum, piss and shit everywhere
>Mfw the entire court session going to shit with the Baron acting like a madman
>>333884413
>DEMAND MORE CAPS
Nigger I don't collect bottlecaps, what the fuck
>>333885164
>be sole survivor of nuclear holocaust and vault where family is murdered before your eyes
>start collecting bottlecaps, wonder why all the people trying to kill you also had bottlecap collections
>MGS2
>murder
[insert 20 minute cutscene talking about morality]
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>>333880712
Well, this is bound to be interesting.
>Mr. Nightmare, your client is accused of murder in the first degree, what is your statement?
>Drown in darkness!
>I-is that all you-
>You only exist so that my sword skewers you!
>Very well.
