Sell me a PS4
hey man boot up bloodborne for me, oh wait you can't. Know how you can fix that? Buy a PS4.
>>333875509
You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever!
>tfw own Pee-U, PShit4
>still regretting them both
>PC being superior the entire time
>>333875509
>play this PS4
>But I don't have any games
I just sold you a PS4
Name me a better looking game
Protip: You can't
>>333875509
Have you played Bloodborne?
>>333875782
Buying a 400$ machine for just one game? No thanks.
>>333876858
Any recent AAA in max settings.
>>333875509
Hello! Welcome to Bestbuy!
I heard you were looking for a Playstation 4! Alright!
Oh, hello there! I was JUST talking to your BIG BOY over here. He was shouting that his parents are going to buy him a Playstation 4! You are SUCH COOL parents. He wants one SOOOOOO bad that he keeps asking me to sell him a Playstation 4!
is this what you wanted op, IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?!
wanna play Bloodborne and Ace Combat 7 before it comes out on PC?
now you can, for 400 bux
Wanna play the best game of this current generation and decade?
Buy a Bloodborne bundle, done.
Are you in the market for a PS4?
>>333875509
Which movie is this from?
>>333878831
wolf of wall street
>>333875509
wiiu ? more like pii u lol. Oh and don't get me started on the xbone, you're not a microshill are you ? fucking petition race
>>333875509
i will use basic marketing
i will put you in a situation where you have already own one
then kindly remind you you dont own one
this does the trick now you want to have one Why because its part of your life
easy
>>333875509
Well you're a 12 year old kid so it shouldn't be that hard.
>Hey kid, check it out, Call of Duty. This one's set in space.
>>333875509
Do you own a decent gaming PC?
>>333879153
tipical shill. You win.
why should i try to get you to buy a ps4 i don't give a shit if you don't have fun with your shitty early access crap from steam
blood borne
thanks for the cool $600 kid
>>333875509
It is the only way to play bloodborne and has the best version of EDF 4
Multiplats are games you hivemind imbelices
>shill asks customers for shilling advice
B L O O D B O R N E
>>333875509
That scene is the dumbest fucking thing ever. Been in 3 job interviews after that shit came out and in all of them the interviewer there has asked me to sell the pen to him.
First and second time i got the job but when the third time came, i just stood up and fucked off without saying a word.
Any kind of marketing job, not even once, cancerous as fuck
>>333881203
thats pretty awful
>>333875509
You can come enjoy our massive library of no games.
>>333881203
Did you just use the lines from the movie?
Sounds easy as fuck and think you're cool if they know you know they're reference.
>>333878334
>bloodborne
>best game of the generation lol no
>>333882384
You're right that's Undertale.
>>333881203
You miss that one. In that scene, WoWS is criticizing the people who wants to be like the wolf.
>>333876608
Are you me anon?Smash 4 is fun tho
>>333884746
>regret not playing smash 4
>it's too late in the generation to get it now
What games are good exclusives for PS4 if I don't give a shit about Bloodborne and Dark Souls crap?
>>333877232
but its 200$
>>333877232
>Buying a $400 upgrade for that one game he can't run
>bloodborne the ONLY reason for PS4
I only have one and it's mine. Get your own PS4 faggot.
a pc will cost you 4 times as much in this shithole country known as canada
Hard Mode:
I'm a Nintendrone who only likes games that are bright and colorful, despises anything realistic, dark, or multiplayer, and especially hates FPS's. Sell me on a PS4 OR an Xbone.
>>333886635
Or... Lower the settings. Still looks better, runs better, everything is better.
>>333885620
that makes no sense, why would it be too late now?
>>333875509
Wait for PS4.5 to come out
>>333875509
uhhhh bloodborne? Honestly just wait till the end of the cycle and everything is a fraction of the cost and all the exclusives will have been released by then
>>333887081
Wait for the PS5.
>>333887071
it's too late. probably dead game online, will only get a few months before the NX
>>333886934
Literally me
I guess there are good games like life is strange and beyond two souls
>>333887242
>probably dead game online
It's active as fuck online bro what are you talking about
This is literally the WiiU's ONLY game being played online right now
>>333887242
I dont see how NX being released affects you buying the game for a console you already own.
Game's still healthy online, and we still have /v/kend shit too.
>>333875509
Do you have a paperweight ?
Here, done.
>>333875509
OK
>Games not listed here
>FROM SOFTWAREs' next PS4 IP owned by Sony
>Level 5s' first PS4 IP owned by Sony (NB owns NNK)
>Wild ARMS from SCEJ
>Parasite Eve from SE
>World of Final Fantasy
>>333887375
>Splatoon
>Mario Kart 8
>Pokken
I personally would add XCX, passive stuff still works and I can get a group of friends or randoms to knock out some Nemesis with me whenever too.
Otherwise you got a point.
>>333887563
>OP asks to sell him on a PS4
>Lists Vita games
toppest kek
The only way I'll ever buy a PS4 is if it has P.T. on it already.
Do i work for Sony?
>>333875509
Bloodborne, maybe FFXV, and occasional Japanese game box. That's really about it.
>>333887303
Those are movies
>>333886682
What are the others?
Wait for a hack then buy it before it gets patched.
>>333875509
>stop being poor
>dont you have friends to play with?
>stop being poor
>there area bunch ofmultiplatgames
>>333887081
>falling for the 4k meme
>>333875509
>new zealand accent
>>333875509
Are you a weeb?
You could play with all this Japanese anime titties or wait 10 years until the inferior PC Port.
Are you not a weeb?
then what are you doing in my anime store.
>>333875509
There are 2 games PS4 exclusive this year. Both are good or even beyond good.
Also Bloodborne. Makes a 3 game library at the end of 2016.
>>333888535
I just came in to tell you how much anime sucks.
>>333882384
Sadly it is. Name one better game
>>333876608
What games did you get for your Wii?
The games are not available on PC and you only get the wiiu because you want those games.
Mario Kart, Dong Freeze, Bayonetta 2, XCX
Nigga what are you doing?
>inb4 I only have CaTMarioLand
>Wins an Oscar for Revenant
>Not Wolf of Wall St
Revenant is an amazing movie and all but half of it, Leon is just grunting or moaning. Wolf, he put raw emotion into it and I feel it was some of DiCaprio's best work along with Scorcese's
>>333888780
it was a makeup oscar for him not winning previously
>>333888920
>>333888775
>Tfw almost 2 decades overdue
ANYTHING is possible now
>>333887563
But what can I play now?
![133-finger_tips_touch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o4yAtDk.jpg "133-finger_tips_touch[1].jpg")
>>333875509
Don't buy a PS4.
Instead, put aside $50 to take yourself and friends/family out to eat once a month for the next 8 months. You will get far more enjoyment, satisfaction, and positive memories out of the investment.
Never pay for video games. With the vast amount of them available for free on devices you will own for other reasons, there is no good reason to.
>>333889156
Why do people make these images that cherry pick games that are yellow on MetaCritic?
>>333889362
/v/ fell for their own meme. if it's not goat 10/10 it's unplayable :^)
>>333889339
Who the fuck pays to go out and eat? A better idea is save up to go on a trip outside the country, or even another state, your restaurant idea is stupid.
>>333875509
Netflix machine
>>333875509
Do you like Bloodborne?
Otherwise, I got nothing.
>>333875509
PS4 is short for Pussy Smasher for lyfe.
Do you want to be obliterating vagine left right and centre anon or do you want to be ana obese neckbeard playing PC flavour of the month garbage while your disappointed mother yells at you about autism spectrums in the background?
Get off your ass. Get motivated. Get into the world of cunt crushing. Get a PS4.
>>333875509
That'll be 499.99 plus tip
>>333888160
couch multiplayer
